@SookieWinehouse you’re not supposed to do that!!

@mrsballs69 this is the biggest compliment coming from you 😭

@soggybrocoli he thought the dancers were too old

@bustelo4babies no!

@husbandfuck3r it’s so satisfying to not be shitting your brains out while you watch someone who is

@vilujidiot 😂😭😂😭

@vilujidiot i was in pre-op once and someone in a bed across the hall was telling the docs they didn’t want fentanyl bc they’ve heard bad things about it in the news. listening to the anesthesiologist explain patiently why it wasn’t gonna be a problem was such a treat

@husbandfuck3r and you may find yourself, shitting your brains out bc you refused to boil your creek water you absolute IMBECILE

@vilujidiot oh my goddddd that’s horrible

@pussiblood same!!!

@husbandfuck3r and this is not my beautiful wife, it is a tasmanian devil and its jaw is strong enough to crush my bones

i’m a constipation girly ✨

what’s ur gastrological sign

@daftpunk4cutie watching my back

RT @bustelo4babies: My daughter made this she is my new hero

nw

@thecliquelover yeah girl!