So I recently spent the night at a nigga's house and he offered me a shower cap and a bonnet for my hair. My initial thought was “Aww how sweet...” and now that I'm reeally thinking about it......
Coleslaw, Caramelised Onions, Beef & Pork Burger
80% beef and 20% fat ratio is the restaurant secret to juicy burgers. You can use readily minced meat but ensure your burgers are cooked well done.
The bun is crucial, I love mine soft & sweet &
#DPLFestive
buns have you sorted!
“I'm **** from **** and this is my art...”>>>>> “The writer // The writing...”>>>>>>>🥹 Creatives adorning my timeline fr🥹💗 might just pull out something from my folder🥹
So I recently spent the night at a nigga's house and he offered me a shower cap and a bonnet for my hair. My initial thought was “Aww how sweet...” and now that I'm reeally thinking about it......
I have realized (to my great surprise) that I really really enjoy planning things 😂 especially dates and birthdays 😂 Manifesting endless money and a partner who loves activities🤞🏾
Once I reduced my sugar intake basically all manufactured juices and soft drinks had to go... Now I just drink water and tea like an elderly woman🧍🏾♀️
Once you stop taking sugar somehow everything you used to take normally tastes like it has too much of it, why am I diluting delmonte mango with water??🧍🏾♀️
You can be a lot of things with me but being misogynistic is not one of them. It's not even a mentality I enjoy arguing against I just quietly hope that you don't sire any children and it dies with you.
My baby sister last night.. *smells her own hoodie* “omg inanukia (sijui Warren or some shit)”
Me: Mbona?
Her: Alikuwa amenishikia.
🧍🏽♀️
When I catch that boy🧍🏽♀️
“Your generation got the terrible idea that it was best to vomit every thought and feeling all over each other. It's a pandemic of over-communication that's led to an absence of intimacy.” -Georgina Hobart, The Politician.
Strathmore niggas nao wanakuanga interesting... Unakutana na mtu, mnapanga kwenda kuona movie so you can get to know each other, kidogo kidogo anapigiwa simu na “❤️Baby💍” anafinya power button. Eh.
Hio game nimepiga kelele hadi nimekalishwa chini na mzazi nikaambiwa I'm “bowing down to the gods and idols of football” na I need to “re-evaluate my priorities and value system”. I want to forget it and watch it again🔥🔥🔥
After five years of me and that CBD based Uni trying to see who will take who out first, I am finally done 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾.......Your girl is graduating with Honours 🥺🥺🥺. I am so grateful and excited!!!!!
*introduces myself as Juanita*
*after repeating myself severally*
“so naezakuita kwangu?”
“na hio ingine?” always followed by “ei kwani we ni mnini?”
“Si Anita?”
I could go on and on...
Omg naenda kutembelea mwenzangu kumbe wanahost bible study kwao leo 😂 So not only do I have to be around other people but I also have to sit there and pretend my staunch traumatic hallelujah-drum-beating Christian background hasn't led me to damn near atheist opinions 😂
Omg naenda kutembelea mwenzangu kumbe wanahost bible study kwao leo 😂 So not only do I have to be around other people but I also have to sit there and pretend my staunch traumatic hallelujah-drum-beating Christian background hasn't led me to damn near atheist opinions 😂
😂😂😂😂 The same thing happened to me today only she called me first to tell me she sent it by mistake na nisimuitishe pesa next week yote😂😂😭😭
Being a first born is worth less than a bowl of kamande Esau had the right idea🤝🏾👍🏾
Haha being a last born is good 😅
My mom just sent me a significant amount and I called her to ask heh what's up 😅
"You need it more than I do for now. Enjoy your weekend"
☺️😍
For some reason I'm really attracted to cocky nerds. Yk the skinny ones often with glasses very large vocabularies who think they're the smartest people in every room they walk in. Them lactose-intolerant niggas with 17 allergies. Sielewi why.
PMS symptoms while I'm fighting horrible cramps is not how I would've liked this morning to start. Let me have aka-small weeping session alafu niamke nipambane na the day.
@ft_makena
@dzzecai
I beg to differ 😂 most guys I've I know have quality time as a love language. What most guys do is use physical touch as sexual advance and/or in some way related to sex, not as a way of connecting with or showing love to someone they care about.
I'm actually a ridiculous person😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Today has actually affirmed that for me😂😂😂😂😂😂 acha nifikirie kwenda nsk I dance out this pain in my chest whew😂😂😂😂