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@LaOtraDarkOne My mom called to see how 'I' was doing in the middle of a work on Friday. I said, first off I'm at work and second YOU don't want to have this conversation. The praying and crying is probably endless. It's a self fulfilling prophecy for them so they can still be pius. 🙃.
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@youIovemelikexo This scares the heck outta me. All it takes is a misprint, a rushed coordinator or someone who doesn't think it's that big of a deal.
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@ArrogantNBlack I had a seizure in 2018 and when they asked me this I thought, don't make me say it. Wait, how long was I out? Was it a nightmare? Can it be Obama? Dr - No. It's Drumpf isn't it?.
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@DrVirgo1981 IDK what either of them are doing lately. Talking out of their asses. Making homelessness dissappear by boosting the state budget at the cost of its own counties? I think they're scared Kamala will continue Bidens record of helping people. Money hates equity.
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@_celia_bedelia_ Social Darwin here thinks we're all on the same field playing the same game. Gosh I hope she needs the kindness of strangers one day and doesn't get it.
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@jkac How dare you question the appearance of a *check notes, supermodel-actress, raised by a legendary model mom and actor dad, playing a pop star phenom? Is no one safe?!.
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@caslernoel I'm enjoying the peace in the middle east, the disappearance of covid and good guys with guns, whole heartedly.
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@_B___S The cats: I WILL TEAR YOUR. Hey now, who is that good looking cat? Poor lil deer noped so hard.
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@nowthisnews Wait, Patrick is only friends with Sponge Bob because he's good eats? That's cold.
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@MuellerSheWrote Yashar Ali was cancled years ago for being a scamming liar. Why people still put up with him I will never know.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt Someone said they hope the new Beetlejuice isn't all woke and they love Burton. I was like, how have you missed the point of everything? I don't understand this level of dissonance.
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@Lesdoggg It's like hearing my inner voice out loud. Have you and Samuel L. Jackson ever hung out? I need that now.
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@GoodNewsCorres1 Oh my dad did this with my grandpa. Towards the end he would look at him and say; Hey, you're the guy who plays the piano.
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@ape_descendent @KaelanRamos Love this episode forever. 'Lisa it's your birthday. Happy birthday Lisa.'.
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Adam Rich, did his best to help everyone, while fending off the disease and growing up Hollywood. He inspired me, made me feel more comfortable with myself and others. I'm grieving his loss but astounded by his strength. Rest peacefully in our hearts Adam. You did well.❤️🩹😓.
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@DWUhlfelderLaw Well then they can go without services. Drumpf will pick up the tab. Did they already get all the vaccines?.
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@GoodNewsCorres1 His timing on that first transition was like watching a reincarnation. Awesome.
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@notcapnamerica @wicked_wiccan76 @rocky2luv @Shittalkenshell This photo haunts me. It still hurts in a way I can't describe.
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@broadwaybabyto I read it all. 'She applied for MAiD thinking it would open up treatment options' Is MAiD responsible for pain management and palliative care? Nevermind. I don't have the energy. MAiD is a request to have a doctor help you die. We should care for the living without shaming.
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@MuellerSheWrote @laurenboebert She won't be lectured by anyone. That's why she dropped out of high-school.
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@ReneeLibby95084 His house didn't burn down he's a lying grifter. He just wanted some screen time since he's a chud.
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@TheRealHoarse My mom had a bad fall with fractured skull and traumatic brain injury, 3 weeks ago. She's making tremendous strides with her recovery and got to be at home (with lots of help) for Thanksgiving!.
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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!.
@2RawTooReal told me Hunter was in the house and you know I didn’t leave until I met him ❤️ . We chatted about our shared love of South Africa
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@TheRealHoarse Managed to see most of the DNC on my phone, while tweeting on my phone, at work. Saw you all spiffied up.
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@JeniferMcwhite @michelle_byoung So you're going to be a self-righteous bitch to get back at the people who tried to save your ass?.
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JFC. Make it HARDER to be a Browns fan. Sell the team to someone from a successful state plz.
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@RexChapman Not a single person suggested moving it a little further away from the munitions depot in back of the minivan. Nice.
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@CaptainAl8 @emilybihl @RickSteves Drumpf wants to take away free speech and Cap'n oblivious here thinks he's insulting you. 😄.
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@m_crouton Once again your love is continuing in the universe. Lush is out there telling stories of how great life was in the rescue and how some people are angels on earth.
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@michaelharriot 'a man invents a monster to justify his brutality, only to find the monster is within. For fear of Fire, America has turned its worldly affairs over to a barbarian game show host, presently selling charlatanism while pandemic races across the land.' Poetry.
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@RockyMountViews You're way more significant than I am. If that helps. You're a beacon of sanity for a lot of Coloradoans. Besides being significant is a lot of work.
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@RexChapman This would make a great opening for a twilight zone where they wake up in the past and learn the hard way.
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@afrosabi After I had a seizure one of the symptoms was dejavu. For 2 days I thought the world was making fun of me or I was in some parallel universe until the doctor said it was an actual symptom. Just know, you are dearly loved by thousands of people who will support you.
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@JoeZumwalt They didn't cover my bone marrow biopsy. 3,400 dollars to learn I have multiple myeloma. So yeah, it was needed. Wish I could afford treatment that would be cool.
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@QondiNtini @KamalaHarris @KamalaHQ If you're ever in Los Angeles and a short white lady screams Qondi! and runs over to you crying. It's me. .
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@myronjclifton She said it as a double clap back about personal and systemic disrespect. If I said, (BBBB), the rules would be different and everyone is proving her point.
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@EliMcCann Don't assume your kid will turn out like you. If you push them in one direction, they will rebel in the opposite direction. Don't pre-judge their future. Show them world as it is or they will not be prepared for it. Mistakes are great! They learn more from how you handle it.
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