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@hook2704

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I do some things and stuff with bikes and musical instruments 🤓

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@hook2704
Aaron
2 years
The scallies came back to my garage again, fortunately I was in and managed to catch them in the act. Apprehended one of them and then got a sovereign ring to the eye shorty after. Still one of them will need a few paracetamol for his newly broken arm 😇 Karmas a bitch
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6 months
I drive all the time on motorways and I have never in my life known so many middle lane hoggers as there are now. Why is it so difficult for folk to understand to keep left (unless overtaking). If you can’t drive in lane 1 don’t go on a motorway you absolute melts 🫠
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@hook2704
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8 months
I went out for a ride on my bicycle and not once did I report a car driver to the police for no reason, get angry at anyone, nor did anyone get angry at me. Oh and I didn’t nearly crash into a lorry because it was my “right of way”. I don’t think I’m doing it right???? Help!
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@hook2704
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6 years
Shit need some help guys. Something is flashing on my dashboard and I have no idea what it is or where it came from 😳 any ideas?
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@hook2704
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3 months
Stop the world I want to get off. Here are my last 3 years car insurance. The only difference is I’m a year older each time with an extra year without a claim. 2022: £500 2023: £1500 2024: £2250 It can’t keep going on like this. Surely it must end at some point!!! Surely 😭
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@hook2704
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6 months
Some replies from the middle lane knobbers: It’s much safer There’s ruts in lane one If I’m doing 70, what does it matter? There’s people and animals in lane 1 Things might fall off a lorry It’s dangerous changing lanes We have no hope people. These people will never change.
@hook2704
Aaron
6 months
I drive all the time on motorways and I have never in my life known so many middle lane hoggers as there are now. Why is it so difficult for folk to understand to keep left (unless overtaking). If you can’t drive in lane 1 don’t go on a motorway you absolute melts 🫠
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@hook2704
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4 years
Erm... what have I done!? 😁
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 months
I’d much rather have people going slightly over the speed limit on a motorway who are paying attention than those dithering middle lane hoggers who are weaving left and right as they’re constantly looking at their phones. Surely we can all agree on that 🤷‍♂️ surely!?
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@hook2704
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4 months
Anyone else smell this photo?
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Well you don’t get what you wished for, you get what you worked for. Took me many years but today I rode home with my dream bike. What a day for it. And what a machine!!! I’ll be the fastest machine on the road up to and including 70mph 😁
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@hook2704
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6 months
Riding season is upon us. Prepare those steeds carefully, don’t ride like a tit, don’t trust ANYONE on the road and wear the right gear. Then go out and have the best time ever ✊
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 years
Why do we ride motorbikes?? Because there’s not many other things on the planet that immerse your senses so much that nothing else in the world matters. There’s no stress, hate, jealousy or any other emotion. It’s just man (women), machine and the open road. That’s why they’re 😎
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Aaron
8 months
Observations from my brief January ride: Car drivers: completely oblivious to everything and anyone Cyclists: think everyone else should be responsible for their safety Motorbike riders: know they should be responsible for their safety, otherwise they’d be proper dead 🤓
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@hook2704
Aaron
5 months
For those of you that are retired, I get that life slows down for you as you’re not in a rush. That’s fine. But why oh why do you never realise you have to pay at a supermarket until the cashier says the amount? If you’re 75, surely you’ve done this before? Ive got places to be!
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@hook2704
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4 years
I was today years old when I realised this could be done. Seriously is this a thing? Have I been doing it wrong the *hole* time? Excuse the pun.
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 months
@SaneLefty2 Found another one!
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Money can’t buy you happiness. But it can buy you one of these. And that makes me pretty f***ing happy. Best decision ever buying this beast 😁
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3 years
Well I’m not surprised there are so many accidents on bank hols after seeing the standard of riding today 😬 it wasn’t the speed, it was the speed past junctions, not slowing down for cars “just in case”. I know you have right of way but ride as if everyone can’t see you 🤷‍♂️
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@hook2704
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4 months
Name a better view. Go on, I dare you.
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@hook2704
Aaron
9 months
Well the UK just gets better and better. Car insurance last year: £500 Car insurance this year: £1500 Bike insurance last year: £240 Bike insurance this year: £650 No accidents, claims, penalties or anything. Just another year of faultless driving and riding… ridiculous.
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 years
Can I just take a minute to remind car drivers that filtering on a motorbike is completely fucking legal so they can think twice before calling me a wanker and pointing at their ‘dash cam’ when I’m going past them in a queue of traffic 🙄
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@hook2704
Aaron
2 years
Horrible day. Walked past a homeless guy and realised he wasn’t moving, was white as a ghost and upon further inspection he’d obviously died hours ago. Hundreds of people must have walked past him and not one person noticed… ambulance took him away. Rest in piece dude. Tragic 😢
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Thieving toerags have been at the garage again. They’ve moved the cctv camera up and have pried the garage defender up, ready to break in again 🤬 I don’t know what else I can do to keep it safe. Other than barricading the bastard thing shut. Anyone fancy a stakeout?
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@hook2704
Aaron
2 years
I’m currently sat with the MotoGP on the tv and the TT on my phone. This is it, I’ve peaked in life. It can’t get much better than this 💪🤣
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Aaron
3 years
Things I learnt from Cadwell today: 1. John McGuiness is an absolute bad ass 2. I didn’t know my toes could sweat that much 3. Coppice is a really, really fast corner. 4. Riding road shift after race shift is properly sketchy 5. Motorbikes are still the best 💪
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Tonight she sleeps for tomorrow... we ride 😃 forgot how long it takes to pack for track days 🤦‍♂️
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@hook2704
Aaron
5 years
Ready for the best 30 seconds of your life! Sound on
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@hook2704
Aaron
2 years
These are the scumbags that came back to my garage & attacked me. Police are doing nothing as always, yet I’ve learned today if you inform someone on social media about a speed camera location you get £1000 fine 🤯 Policing is just a cash cow these days 🤦‍♂️ infuriating!
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@hook2704
Aaron
8 months
Can I quickly clear something up that apparently no one seems to understand: Loose = not tight Lose = not win Losing = not winning Loosing = NOT A WORD I even witnessed an author cock it up. Oh and keep left unless overtaking 👍 That is all.
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@hook2704
Aaron
2 years
Went into a dealership and was genuinely sad to not see 1 sportsbike for sale. What has happened!? Yeah a GS is good (if you like that thing), but surely you don’t look back after you’ve parked it and think “phwoar”. Nothing will come close for me other than these superbeasts.
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
12 whole English pounds it cost me to fill her up today. Now who says motorcycle transport isn’t efficient!? Granted, it may only last me the grand total of 50 miles tomorrow but still. £12!!
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
It is complete 😍 it now looks and sounds as fast as it goes. Now show Helga some love guys 😃
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@hook2704
Aaron
3 years
I grew up in a rough part of Leicester in a working class family. Today I ordered a decaf oat milk latte from Costa. I’m having an existential crisis at how middle class I’ve become. Still, best go and wash the beemer before my Waitrose shop 🤢
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4 years
Only 3 more sleeps until my SIV arrives. For those wondering what an SIV is - it’s a “self isolation vehicle”. I will be a good member of society and make sure I’m away from everyone head to toe in leather 👍
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 months
@rogieboy No Roger. No it’s not. You are part of the problem.
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
So here is where it all started. The year 2000, head to toe in leather, heading off for a pointless jaunt for some salt and vinegar crisps. I still crave them to this day when going for a ride. It’s the little things right? Now it’s me teaching my old man how to ride 😊good times
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Day 16 of quarantine. Sat on the drive for 2 hours staring longingly into my girls eyes 😍
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
A friend of mine got his bike nicked and my garage had an attempted break in twice - we both know who did it and what did the police do? Naff all. I then flashed my lights for a copper to pull out and he pulled me for incorrect use of headlights.. unbelievable 😡
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 years
London can officially suck my left one. Kindly offered an elderly lady my seat on the tube and she said “oh piss off I can stand up myself without your interference”. 😳 I want to be back in Sheffield where someone buys you a pint if you say hello! #entitledlondonwankers
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@hook2704
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6 months
@Ersatz_F You sir sound like a middle lane hogger 😂 I just use my mirrors and pull out when necessary. Never had a problem 🤷‍♂️
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Aaron
3 years
If us motorcyclists rode like this we would all be dead. Just because someone should look doesn’t mean they will. That is just pure and utter arrogance and he’s putting himself in so much unnecessary danger. Drivers fault but why would you carry on when he’s clearly not seen you?
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Day 14 of quarantine. Time for the 67th wash of my bike.
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Cracking ride out today. Good to see everyone turn up in full leather clobber despite the heat. Officer dibble had a word with us as we may have “exaggerated” the speed limit once. But a sensible word of advice and we live to ride another day 😃
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@hook2704
Aaron
5 years
Wow. First proper ride out in ages. Yes they’re dangerous, yes they take all your money, yes they hurt you but for days like this ALL of it is more than worth it. You’ll never feel more alive then you do riding one of these beasts. Go on little bee, go on!
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Let the old boy have a go on the BM today. He was blown away by it. Was in proper disbelief of the thing. I enjoyed the gixxer. Although going back to road shift properly messes your head! Great couple of days had 😃 what memories are made from!
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@hook2704
Aaron
2 years
Now I’m not normally one to gloat about my success in life but;👇 Someone is doing well for themselves. Ladies, don’t all jump me at once 🤣
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@hook2704
Aaron
2 months
Throwback to one of the finest roads in the country. Any guesses??
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@hook2704
Aaron
3 years
Man it was good to be out on the weekend. I’ve missed this! Not long until biking season properly starts now 😎 can’t come soon enough.
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@hook2704
Aaron
5 years
Ahhh here is where it all started for me. Sitting atop my Dad’s fireblade with nothing but unadulterated excitement coursing through my veins.
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 years
Stuff your traction control, abs and rider modes. This is all about man and machine, and a beautiful looking machine at that. Cleaned, serviced and ready for Europe ✊ a lifelong dream of mine about to come true 😁 elated isn’t the word!!!
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Day four of quarantine. Pulled the bikes out just to smell them 🤤
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
This morning I’ve swapped my beloved S1000RR for the not so mighty G310. I am in full one piece leathers, worn knee sliders and my race helmet looking like a grade a bell end. The bike is absolutely wank!
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 months
@Rastapopoulost_ What about A roads? Do you just not follow a lorry then? I tend to leave space to anticipate. And if something is gonna fall off a lorry, it may well end up in the middle lane anyway. Please keep left!
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Prepped and ready for Bedford Autodrome 😎 now just need to watch a shit tonne of YouTube videos so I actually know which direction the track goes in 😃
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@hook2704
Aaron
2 years
@emmalwhittaker1 @BBCNews There is only one opinion which actually works though. Eat less calories than you burn. That is it. If you want to lose weight, all you have to do is eat less than you burn. It doesn’t matter about a fad diet or what exercises to do. Move more, eat less ✅
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Aaron
4 years
Is there anything better to do on a sunny Sunday afternoon???
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Aaron
6 years
Why do some folk feel the need to insult my sports bike? “Ooh they’re no good for your wrists them things. Happy I don’t ride them anymore”. I would never be rude enough to turn round and say “fucking hell I bet your GS is shit on a track. That’s why I ride a sports bike”. Dicks
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@hook2704
Aaron
5 years
Didn’t see my Dad for six years until recently. Yesterday we went on one of our first rides in 13 years together (I was on a 50cc at that time). Nice to show him a thing or two this time! Look after your relationships is all I’m gonna say! Super happy!
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Out with the old. In with the new. Looks like it might be a good bye to the old faithful 😥 have a drink for her please guys. She’s been a good steed!
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@hook2704
Aaron
1 year
450 miles. 4 tanks of fuel, 3 coffees, 1 missing number plate, a few crap wheelies, 4 rain showers, 2 sore legs and everything else in between. This is what Sundays are made for. Some mighty good roads in Wales too. @marysvip was an absolute beast as usual 👌
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@hook2704
Aaron
3 years
I want to start a trend of calling GS riders never nodders on behalf of them… well you know the rest. Is there an elite club I’m missing out on because there’s tonnes of them!
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Aaron
3 months
What bike do you wish you never sold? Mine has to be the OG R6. Never let me down once that bike. Quick, nimble. Suspension softer than a footballers hands mind you, but with a refurb and some updates brakes, the things a weapon. I hope her new owners are taking care of her 🥲
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
That was a good day...
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Aaron
4 years
Does anyone else feel like they’re punching well above their weight with their bike? If you compare bike and owners here, Helga is an absolute babe and I’m bang average at best 🤷‍♂️ and we all think we’re riding them hard, but not anywhere near as hard as she likes 😳 🤣
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Sorry to all my vegan friends but a lot of flies were sacrificed today in the name of fun. And jeez a lot of fun was had! Falling in love with this bike more after every ride! Can’t wait for tomorrow ✊
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Aaron
3 years
It would appear everyone is being a bell end today. Stopped at a safe haven. There are not many young bikers around at all. Why is that? Too expensive? Too hard to get a licence? Or are they all sitting at home eating avocados? Would be nice to keep the spirit going 💪
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Aaron
4 years
I hate selling bikes. Idiots offering silly money or just putting “swap”. I keep saying “sure, I’ll swap cash for the bike” but they just offer some rusty ass old car or a worse bike.. Where do these morons hide? Honestly 🤦‍♂️ so the R6 is still for sale and will be for a while!
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@hook2704
Aaron
3 years
In the last year the police failed to show up at a garage robbery, car break in, multi car pile up, attempted kidnapping, guy with a knife & theft of a motorbike but oh boy I’m glad they’re out there catching the real criminals and posting it on social media. Top work lads 👏
@SurreyRoadCops
Roads Policing - Surrey Police - UK
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Despite having two perfectly good screws holding this number plate on at either end the driver claimed this ‘extra’ screw was only there to hold on the number plate… …nothing to do with a certain football team they may or may not support? £100 fine issued
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 months
Dear car drivers, PLEASE can you look in these sticky out things on the side of your car. There may be a motorbike, cyclist, pedestrian or me swearing at you because you’re an incompetent, dithering, oblivious cock womble. Yours, The vulnerable road users P.s. 🖕
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@hook2704
Aaron
3 years
So it turns out my shoulder will never be the same again thanks to the almost crash. And you know what, I wouldn’t have changed a thing. These things are totally worth all the expense, pain and heartache because my god they make you feel alive 💪 No regrets, only memories 👌
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Is it wrong to buy toy motorbikes as an adult!? Looks like the only form of MotoGP action I’m getting any time soon!
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Aaron
4 years
Well this bloody virus has just taken my job, my freedom and my sanity but at least it’s not taken my life. Possessions can be sold and re-bought, our freedom will come back but at least I’m living to tell the tale 😊 keep your chin up folks. It could always be worse!
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
A rather damp Cadwell park today. But super fun to be back on track for the first time this year 💪 thanks to ⁦ @DanHesketh3 ⁩ for being my spanners for the day. Roll on Bedford! My legs are gonna hurt tomorrow 😂
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 years
I am so grateful to live next to a place like this. Now to enjoy some of Derbyshires finest roads 😊 it’s the simple things in life!
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@hook2704
Aaron
6 months
@Fat_Jacques 👏👏👏 you sir are absolutely bang on.
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Aaron
4 years
That’s it. I’ve found the right exhaust guys. Reckon it will get past the 99db limit at Donington!?
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Aaron
6 years
I can’t feel my left hand, I’m cold, wet, I nearly crashed twice, I had summer tires on (which were remarkably good actually). And the weirdest part? I loved every. single. second. 😁
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@hook2704
Aaron
3 years
It’s been just over a year I’ve owned this beauty. A few track days and many miles later I’m still as in love with it as the day I got it. It utterly astounds me how good it is. Just need the weather to stop being a tw@ so I can actually ride it now...
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6 months
@SimonC11856619 Absolutely not no 😂
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Aaron
8 months
I have broken down. I called RAC breakdown to come pick me up. The time was 8:38. They told me they will indeed to be there to pick me up. At 20 to bastard 6 😳 9 hours. 9 fucking hours sat in 1 degree heat, freezing my nips off. Are they taking the piss or what 😂
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Aaron
6 months
I actually rode my motorbike yesterday. Every winter I think “it’s so much money sat there doing nothing”. Then I have a little ride on it and everything becomes worth it. Only a small trip but loved every minute. These things are like the best therapist you could ever have.
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Aaron
4 years
Pulled over again after today’s ride... the crime? I had a sports bike and the copper didn’t like the look of my bobbled tyres and scraped knees. Obviously the total wing but hadn’t heard of track days before. Or seen me on the 3 corners before 👏 😇
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Aaron
2 months
@LDNbybike Oh no, people are trying to keep a small child safe. How horrendous. Saying that towards you is abhorrent as people can only worry about one thing at a time. I feel for you. Truly awful 😞
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
Going to have one of them kinda Sundays 👌
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Aaron
3 years
Might have to buy a lottery ticket. Just pulled out the first spanner in my toolkit and it was the 10mm 😆 it’s a Christmas miracle!!!
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Aaron
4 years
More piss poor work from the police. Had the car broken into and they’re not sending anyone round to try and lift prints as “they might have been wearing gloves”. And still, they pulled me over for flashing my lights. Absolute joke. Total and utter incompetence 😡
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@hook2704
Aaron
4 years
The cheeky wink to say “soon my friend, soon”
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Aaron
4 years
She’s for sale guys and dolls. The S1000rr has called. Get in touch for more details if you want to keep my beloved going. MOT until January next year. Regretful sale 😩
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Aaron
4 years
It’s been a while my friend..
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Aaron
3 years
I’m looking forward to doing this again. For many reasons, but especially now as life is full of snowflakes. Track days and racing are almost archaic. It feels like it shouldn’t be legal it’s that much fun. Just a load of like minded people going super fast and eating bacon 👌😎
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Aaron
5 years
That’s inflation for you!
@garryscott7
scottishmotorcyclist 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
5 years
Hate to come over all Scottish but £1 for air at BP garages is ridiculous. I remember when air was free back in the day.
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Aaron
4 years
Well it wasn’t the hardest of rides today. For the first time in a while I got home and had some of these on my tyre 😮
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Aaron
3 years
Oh she’s clean. I think I might eat my lunch off it 😎
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Aaron
3 years
Right I’m formally declaring the rest of today as national stop being a wet wipe weekend. Can everyone at least for the rest of the weekend just stop being offended by everything so we can all get on to watching the MotoGP and calling each other C u next tuesdays 👍
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Aaron
2 years
Well not the news you want to hear from the TT tonight. This sport can be the kindest and cruelest sport around. Rest easy @MPurslowRacing The brave do not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.. 😢
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Aaron
15 days
The Isle of Man… what a place. What an utterly mental, crazy, mind blowing madness. So many emotions. So worth the wait. Unlike anything I’ve ever experienced that. Just makes me want to race the course now 😭
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Aaron
6 years
This is a good looking front garden 😍
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Aaron
4 years
It is that time. Time to stretch her legs a little 💪 there are a fair few Harley’s out today getting overtaken by cyclists. It’s a weird world we live in!
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4 years
It’s been a while 😈
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2 years
I genuinely can’t believe the utter incompetence of @syptweet Didn’t even have a police offer follow up after a burglary, despite a spate of the same crimes in the area. But then again you had all the time in the world to pull me over for flashing my lights to give way 😡 pricks
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