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FJ is retired. He is happily married to MrsFJ. Supports Watford. RTs are mostly things he finds funny. No tweet theft. Likes the meta. Hates Vauxhalls

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Joined August 2010
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@Fat_Jacques
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@PaulCowland_ @MParkClassics A BX and an XR4i ? Do you do a discount if I buy both?
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@mometfisher He’ll be calling them kulaks soon
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@LincsCOPter @LincsPolice The helicopter pilots union must be very unhappy.
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@Fat_Jacques
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@BertDalziel So invested in believing something impossible, his brain is fried. Can’t tell fact from fiction anymore.
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@QUBFoodProf He’ll be calling them Kulaks soon. He is driven by class war. That’s why he calls them “wealthy”
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@TheLincolnImp @robprogressive Probably not common enough for them to bother stocking.
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@Fat_Jacques
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@bagshaw2112 It’s not perfect, but I haven’t got all day to fiddle with it!
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@Fat_Jacques
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@janjo195 @bagshaw2112 Sometimes the AI doesn’t want to play ball.
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@Fat_Jacques
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@SteveKerins They get off on sucking up to communists.
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@Cadmarch That’s not true. I have been to Sweden and I am British. Therefore it’s been invaded.
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@Towler Commies stuck together.
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@matkinsj Definitely. Use the app and get it brought to your table.
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@TheLincolnImp @robprogressive They aren’t really an IT store. They sell some laptops as if they were domestic appliances.
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@TheLincolnImp @robprogressive Yup. The only retailing growth seems to be the big discounters (the Range, B&M, Home Bargains) in other areas all but one company is left (DIY is B&Q, Electrical is Curry’s) their competitors are all online.
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@TheVikingDane Bourbon
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@AngusMetcalfe88 Door info, ta. It’s not just “red tape” though, is it? Basic literacy and numeracy education have real world benefits.
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We had an old Mk4 when a was a kid. In blue mink paint, which mostly fell off. It has a 2.0l V4 engine. The bonnet was so long they stored the spare wheel in front of the engine. It had a bench front seat with a column mounted manual gear change. I loved sitting in the middle up front between mum and dad.
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@MysteriosoX Yup. Smells of old pollock.
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