Scotty Holdridge
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I just blew up, blew UP thanksgiving with this statement.
“I like Kelce as a rebound for her, but just don’t see it long term”
One niece is crying.
Multiple “fuck you Scotty”
chaos.
Nobody’s talking and it’s been an hour.
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911 what’s your emergency?
Hi there’s this car in front of me, guys driving real crazy, maybe 6’3” 170lbs new father vibes. Blue lives matter and I’ll take the Knicks to win it all.
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If, “hey there…we’re looking for a third…” was a couple.
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Intern: Boss we’re getting absolutely bodybagged cause of Dimarco running his greedy mouth.
Boss: run a Freddy swing montage!
Intern: again? I feel like we overdo that?
Boss: trust me, say tempo or butter, works every time. It’ll blow over.
Smooth like butter.
In 2003,
@FredCouplesGolf
recorded his last victory on TOUR
@TCHouOpen
.
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Imagine saying you “won” this without Gooch in the field? ********
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Fitzy as a boy watching his parents fight at Harbour Town vacation:
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@kenworthygolf
Dude, I’m rooting for them. I just…I mean can you really see Tay dealing with a concussed Kelcie? Like at home ya know? She needs like a, I don’t know, funny golf Twitter guy who’s also a generational guitar talent in California. I don’t know just thinking out loud here.
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Majors Future bets I’ve placed:
Augusta: Golden Boy 250/1
PGA: Golden Boy 300/1
US Open: Golden Boy 225/1
Open Championship: Golden Boy 10/1
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Look, I’ve been at odds with my Home Owners Association to approve the moat and drawbridge for my Medieval Times themed house for years now. It’s a castle but louder. Next question.
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@NUCLRGOLF
My buddy stayed in a halfway house for awhile and it was, well, it was different.
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LIV Mayakoba
“Housekeeping…”
“Housekeeping…”
“Mr. Sergio?…”
(Opens Door)
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@PhilMickelson
@svcigar
@LivingItUpPod
@robjodwyer
@KylePorterCBS
Dude, real talk…you need to take responsibility for how bad your coffee is. Like, LIV this, PGA that, who cares. But my god…the coffee Phillip Alfred. The coffee. When it’s all said and done, when history looks back at it alI. I just don’t think you can come back from it.
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Sergio’s agent, family, and Greg Norman right now.
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Scottie Scheffler, 6” from the cup
“Good”
Team Europe:
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(Golf Twitter today)
“The impact of divorce on the brain and its effect on performance”
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“Hey…can I get your CW password?”
-Absolutely no one. Ever.
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@JoelMBeall
@JNucci23
Joel, let’s be fair. This season of Wold’s Funniest Animals absolutely fuck’n slaps.
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Golf Twitter today:
Scottie Scheffler the last 173 holes playing into the wind? -27
D. A. Points? +8
Let that sink in.
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@LIVGolfUpdates
This. This has single handedly changed my mind about
@LIVGolfInv
I literally had no idea that they are putting, well, well before the shotgun start. I apologize for any negative thing I have said about the players, it’s financial backing, it’s fans etc. Do they stretch more too?
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🚨Breaking🚨
Footage from Dubai showing the Rory/Reed tee incident.
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When. The. Molly. Hits.
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Genesis early leans.
Hoffman (love a guy coming off an all time self own Instagram post)
Trey Mull (favorite 6th alternate)
L. Donald, (not playing but showing signs)
Michael Brennan, (elite pga profile pic)
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Colin, it’s called crypto, now stay with me, it’s money…but it’s not money, but IT IS money. Can we count on your investment?
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It’s finally here. The Chalmers interview. Buckle up. Chalmy, as always, throws a 100 here. Great stories, great guy. Thanks Greg.
@GregChalmersPGA
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Hey it’s Scotty, long time listener. Can you walk me through the discussion where you settled on the “trailer” being 85 MINUTES long?!?
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Me every time I hear a rumor about someone going to LIV.
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“Hey…So…saw you on the draft last night…anyway…here’s our number.”
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The Caddy:
Ben Silverman needed to hole-out from 109 yards to make the cut.
He decided to mark his ball when play was suspended Friday night.
This led to a unique range session full of 56-degree wedges before his attempt.
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Shoutout Nick who’s working on my bicycle that we both I know I’ll never ride.
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I’ve just been informed by
@BrianKirschner_
that I’ve reached 100 followers. Yes, 4-11 of them are most likely bots, hookers, or just flat out mistake me for a different Scotty. But it’s still a big day and I’d like to thank the roughly 87-96 actual people who enjoy my zingers.
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Michael Block’s week:
Day1: cool PGA pro’s playing well.
Day2: Over it. I miss the garbage plate
Day3: He only teaches 1-3 lessons a week? Hmmm
Day4: Named new James Bond?
Day5: He’s running w/DeSantis?
Day6: My girlfriend left me for him?
Day7: Named Ryder Cup Captain.
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Still the greatest gift Cameron Tringale gave to the PGA tour, this photo. Goodbye sweet prince…
#neverforget
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Scotty: ya…so sometimes I’m a guest on golf podcast’s, like if someone drops out and they need someone last minute or something.
Her:
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Who really “wins” from all this???? The Chainsmokers.
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Spelling contest. The word is “banana”. Your life is on the line. Who do you pick?
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@dylan_dethier
From the
@LIVGolfInv
player media packet: make this face during any legitimate question.
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Did he win a golf tournament or just go off on 4/20?
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Mine didn’t go well:
Stop “liking” my posts.
There is no “us”
Adam Scott.
We dated for like…two months.
I don’t know where Scheffler’s year ranks all time.
Lose my number.
Saw this challenge going around on Fantasy Football Twitter (ask your significant other to name 1 player from every team), so I asked my Wife to simply name 10 golfers…
Poor Willy Z! 💀
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Grandma: Scotty, you’re on mashed potatoes tomorrow.
Me:
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@BrianKirschner_
Dude. Not joking, it’s not an open bar.
IPA $18
Bud Light $16
Gin & Tonic $24
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Can confirm
@TylerStrong95
is actually hotter in person. It’s uncomfortable. Thanks again legend.
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Fortinet takeaways:
Turns out edibles work (see below)
Fritelli, is, a, lot.
M. Wallace and caddy need an edible.
P. Rodgers is a vibe. Unsure what kind.
J Day and Webb before shots can be heard saying, “for Spencer”
@TeeOffSports
Waiting on media pass. Still.
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I hope whoever’s playing with Hovland counters with a Oppenheimer outfit.
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Episode 1 Recap (contains spoilers) It finally answers a question I’ve been wondering…literally…for…years. Is Jordan Spieth sponsored by Under Armour?
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Collin, let’s talk capes. This is huge, aspirational really. What we envision, WHAT WE ENVISION, is unattended children just running around golf courses in capes, “flying high” if you will. Like a personal army for me. Colin look, I love drugs, can we count on your investment?
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No wonder he joined LIV…$$$
Hey
@delta
, since you canceled my flight to Jax, do I get reimbursed for my baggage fee…just wondering?
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Me…every scramble ever.
Hole 1: 1/2 cup left edge.
Hole 3: these are 25 mg edibles?
Hole 8:
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