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I have thoughts, most of them are bad
Birmingham, England
Joined January 2009
hosted our first New Year’s party and it was almost as cute as this picture
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More people have been to the moon than have won Takeshi’s Castle.
Please share a fact you are excited to know.
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@lazarusinho America is hosting the next olympics, so there is a handover segment of the closing ceremony, hope that helps.
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PLEASE CAN ONE BROADCASTER SHOW THJS FFS.
Justice secretary Alex Chalk becomes the first Tory cabinet minister confirmed to have lost their seat, ousted by the Lib Dems in Cheltenham.
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@thecatreviewer excellent cat, very affectionate even if not keen on being picked up, already knew how to take selfies. 11/10
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Vote Leave is becoming now the biggest con in political history
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@Okwonga It’s going to get real messy though. All the royalists going on how Meghan has “brainwashed” Harry etc. Grim.
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@David_Chippa oh wow! Can’t wait to see what happens to Princess Diana, I have really enjoyed her character arc in the last season.
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@theJeremyVine what if. those things should try to be more friendly to those with those sort of health issues. .
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I have no words. Nick Clegg inspired me & continues to inspire me.
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@tnewtondunn it says clearly that the questions are being chosen by an independent polling organisation and the government is not involved. .
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@theJeremyVine i’m not sure why you’re so keen to make these people uncomfortable, but y’know sure i’m going to double down on this because I didn’t make a crass WW1 comparison like a certain old white baby boomer.
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REPEAT AFTER ME: no deal brexit is the default option. Voting against it is meaningless without a substantive plan to stop it.
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@marcusjdl It’s a spectacle related thing: the anti glare for computer screens film you can have on your glasses. Sells for £25.Costs 40p.
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@TPGRoberts Best bit: this will count as a vote for labour as it is expressing a clear preference.
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@marcusjdl Yeah, you can not like him, but maybe just shut your mouth about it. Similar to Lizzo in America tbh.
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Mhairi Black complains about having to work in London; probably shouldn't have stood as an MP then… #c4news.
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you’re not a tortured poet, you’re a twink working in marketing.
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@marcusjdl I love how we live in a world of 30 min albums or 90 min albums. What happened to a nice 45 minute album.
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Really enjoying everyone dunking on the revoke policy went conference voted in favour of it 90% to 10%.
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the discourse over lib dem bar charts is just the worst. how dare they use the most recent nationwide poll (and clearly labelled) to promote themselves!!? . the bastards.
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so vote @julianhuppert 👍
We need a real champion of science, evidence and a progressive future in Cambridge -
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i'm enjoying how @GrantTucker's picture looks it is from a night out unlike the rest of the @timesredbox team.
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NEW: UK officially out of recession after figures showed economy grew by 0.6% in first three months of year.
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So where is the Buzzfeed quiz on ‘which former disgraced defence secretary are you?’.
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This really is the darkest timeline.
Greggs is planning to ramp up its healthy eating options as demand surges for its salads and yoghurts.
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Describing yourself as a former political consultant when you just were on the board of Liberal reform is certainly a flex.
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The irony of anti-Clegg people telling people to agree with the leader or get out is staggering.
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@BBCPolitics Would you rather fight: 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? #politicslive.
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@ayeshahazarika would he rather fight 100 duck sized Boris Johnsons or 1 Boris Johnson sized duck?.
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Lib Dem squeeze message just got even better. Lib Dem or Nigel Farage's Zac Goldsmith.
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oh god this is cleggmania again. I remember in 2010 thinking we'd romp home in Windsor. Lost by 19,000.
A fair few Lib Dems in my timeline seem to think they have a good chance of unseating Corbyn in Islington North. -no you don't.-33000 maj.-he's been MP since 1983.-A penny wasted in that seat is a penny too much.-sums up LD Brexit paradox. Lab will help remain. -no you don't.
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@stephentall Stephen, if being transphobic means we do better, that is absolutely not a price worth paying.
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THEY AREN'T UNELECTED BUREAUCRATS. WE HAD AN ELECTION TWO YEARS AGO FOR GOODNESS SAKE #ITVEUREF.
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Bet you're all glad I taught paddy Twitter
Best slogan of the day: END MAY IN JUNE. ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️💋.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg How many times did you vote for a deal compared with @DavidGauke, @PhilipHammondUK or @RoryStewartUK? 🤔.
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