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If Kate Middleton went feral and lived behind some bins.

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2 months
Too young to die Too old to understand a single reference in 360
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Is it shocking? It's been underwater for 112 years. What's it meant to do, put in bifolds and a kitchen island to keep up?
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Shocking images reveal Titanic is disintegrating on the ocean floor
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10 months
My boyfriend threw out the packaging for our turkey crown. The packaging with the cooking instructions on it. Because I am a generous and mature person I said “never mind, I should have said.” And HE SAID “yes you should have really”. And that’s what happened your honour.
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4 months
I would say the best way to start is not buying off brand drugs online maybe
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Daily Mail Online
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I bought a fake Ozempic shot online and it nearly killed me - here's how top spot weight loss drug scams
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7 months
SICK TO THE PIT OF MY TUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The National
7 months
NEW: The organiser behind the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience which went viral across the globe has claimed his life had been 'ruined' by the event. 🗣️ 'I was devastated and I was sick to the pit of my tummy'
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She lived with her parents the entire time.
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@MailOnline
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I'm 25 and I already have £50,000 in savings from my 9-5 job - here's how I did it without giving up Netflix
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2 months
HOW IS ANYONE EVER GOING TO GET LAID IF THEY CAN'T ASK TO BORROW A LIGHTER NOW.
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The Sun
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Smoking ban plan confirmed by PM with cigarettes to be banished from pub gardens
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@SarahDuggers
Sarah
5 years
Fair play to her though because she’s the only mother ever to follow through on cancelling a birthday party for bad behaviour.
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The Mirror
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Queen cancels Prince Andrew's 60th birthday party in new blow for shamed royal
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@SarahDuggers
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3 years
I have properly lost it after reading this on Mumsnet.
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@SarahDuggers
Sarah
18 days
Is any of it going to fit him?
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City A.M.
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Lingerie retailer Bravissimo, which was set up by entrepreneur Sarah Tremellen almost 30 years ago, has been sold to a Japanese giant.
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@SarahDuggers
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4 months
A woman has called in to LBC (I assume, I’m in a cab) to say she received her postal vote ballot and it didn’t mention Sunak or Starmer and was just for a local election. So basically she doesn’t understand how elections work.
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3 months
There is literally a sign.
@TheSun
The Sun
3 months
Shocking moment King’s Guard horse bites tourist on the arm so hard she faints to the ground in latest dramatic nip.
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@SarahDuggers
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1 year
“Do you want me to die? Because that’s where I am.” Sorry is Philip Schofield now using the abusive boyfriend playbook?
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2 years
Imagine caring about anything other than fingering at 17.
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2 years
Oh my god. The video.
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@SarahDuggers
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2 years
Whatever you think of the strikes this is an *insane* take.
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@SarahDuggers
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9 months
Why does reporting on Oscar Pistorius always mention that his defence was that he thought Reeva Steenkamp was an intruder. He was found guilty, so it doesn’t matter. His excuse doesn’t need reporting.
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I’m sorry, HOW MUCH?!
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2 months
@Liam64430485 .....................did you just shittily explain my point back to me? Congrats.
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@SarahDuggers
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8 months
I MUST KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
@TheTVGrump
The TV Grump
8 months
@christiancalgie The mind boggles ..
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@SarahDuggers
Sarah
10 months
Oh look at Masterchef here.
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Alex Davies
10 months
@SarahDuggers Didn’t throw the roast potato recipe out though…
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@SarahDuggers
Sarah
2 months
This is awful but also come ON. Don’t buy medication off *facebook* never mind for £20. I don’t understand why people need to be told this?
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
2 months
Mum nearly dies after using 'fake' £20 skinny jab she bought on social media
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@SarahDuggers
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2 months
My boyfriend gently asked if I had PMT last night which is, as we all know, universally a war crime. However he was let off as I had just burst into tears because the cat doesn't even know the Bahamas exist.
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@SarahDuggers
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1 year
Stop this.
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@SarahDuggers
Sarah
6 months
914 calories? That’s it? Are you kidding me? For fuck’s sake.
@paularambles
“paula”
6 months
thinking about this woman who recorded this as a workout on strava
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10 months
God bless private school children. Next door’s 18 year old had a party tonight and now a bunch of them are in the front garden singing Jerusalem?
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3 months
@GrahamSmith_ Hahahahhahahahhahahahaha
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6 years
Why, genuinely why why would you name a bar right next to an airport “Icarus”?
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3 months
I love this country.
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@SarahDuggers
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11 months
Sorry but this is an iconic look
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
11 months
'These aren't just any pieces of meat': University criminology lecturer shoplifted 33 high-value steaks from M&S and £400 of spirits from a garden centre, court hears
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6 years
This makes my Christmas every single year.
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1 month
@FrauForelle It's weird because you think leather would soften up and be a little tasteless biltong treat for something with a lamp and seven inch eyes.
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5 months
Imagine going from drinking your own wee to something even more embarrassing. Hope everyone got the shits.
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7 years
"What's a great present for a soon-to-be-princess, Karen?" "Ah just get her some Star Mix."
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6 years
2018 truly is something, isn't it?
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11 months
It’s impossible for me to overstate how much I love Berlin Harry Potter.
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11 months
"A complete blank canvas" is doing quite a bit of heavy lifting here.
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10 months
Sorry but I don’t think it’s really fair that I’m expected to suddenly stop drinking and staying up late and be a better person with a routine and my lunch pre-prepared in the fridge because it’s disgusting and wrong.
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@SarahDuggers
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1 year
Show me a single self-respecting woman who would like to climb into bed with a man whose children don’t see him so he spent Father’s Day prancing around his garden in transition lenses trying to set fire to a mini plastic flag.
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1 month
@FilmPings Well, not on the Titanic.
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@SarahDuggers
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1 year
Is the picture editor ok?
@AllieHBNews
Allie Hodgkins-Brown
1 year
Sunday TELEGRAPH: #TomorrowsPapersToday
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@ElvisDisgusto I can cook.
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@SarahDuggers
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6 months
Isn't that actually quite a damning thing to say about an actor?
@Variety
Variety
6 months
Ncuti Gatwa's Doctor is more emotionally free than in the past. “A Doctor of old is someone who traditionally would be more closed,” Russell T Davies says. “Then completely by chance I cast the man who couldn’t hide an emotion if he tried.”
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@SarahDuggers
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1 year
Sorry but literally everyone in their late twenties has an existential crisis. That’s just what you do. It’s not special or mad or interesting. It’s just being in your late twenties.
@jzux
trash jones
1 year
everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30
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3 months
Imagine popping out to vote during your busy day and you have to stand there waiting for someone to finish fucking colouring in.
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1 month
We are a country of infants. It’s a 27-year-old piece of children’s fiction. Once or twice is cute but why on earth are adults expecting a fake train announcement. Also stop playing quiddich and having Harry Potter weddings you absolute virgins. READ A DIFFERENT BOOK.
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1 month
Are Men Ok? Part 6,457
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9 years
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO POLITELY END CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT A FAVOURITE BUTTON?
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10 months
@michellewtpink I can say, with 100% of my heart: tell me about it
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6 years
Well this is outstandingly sinister.
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1 year
Sometimes I worry the cat is spoilt.
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2 years
My own conception.
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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What would you rather watch instead of this?
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Sarah
1 year
Imagine just walking round all day being this mental
@DrProudman
Dr Charlotte Proudman
1 year
What a beautiful photograph of white male privilege and entitlement. Sums up who rules our country.
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3 years
Men are RUINING THIS FOR ME by saying 'if a bloke did that...'. Take a break and stop SPOILING IT it's #IWD .
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2 years
Everyone bangs on about how great giving up booze is all the time at the moment but no one ever tells you HOW SIMPLY BORING it is.
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10 months
There is absolutely no good reason Max should not be in the library.
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6 months
I’m so sick of everything being AMSR. It’s just hearing for perverts.
@youwouldknow
Gwdihŵ 🦉👻
6 months
The way influencers drum their nails on products they’re hawking triggers my fight or flight
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8 months
I will be paying in cash and ask for a quick sale.
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1 year
Not any more, no.
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2 years
Out in Chelsea and I am extremely excited by where we are because it’s the best place to play my favourite restaurant game: Hooker, Daughter, Date.
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4 months
@Crouchcrouch4 She was middle aged.
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@johnfeath It’s iconic is such a weird thing to say about a shipwreck that killed over a thousand people.
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6 years
Oh my god
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3 years
I love the idea that hackers are targeting random estate agents and 50 year old men. It feels like a lot of effort simply to make racist comments to 62 followers.
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Sarah
10 months
IT’S A TESCO CLUBCARD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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Tabatha Quackers MD
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@SarahDuggers This is elitist nonsense from some who, like that bloke on Question Time, doesn't realise they're the top 1%. If only us other 99% had access to those saving, the cost of living crisis would be over.
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2 years
First date idea: get really drunk, messily snog in the street and don’t pretend you’re in a romcom proving you’re clever
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Sarah
1 year
Everyone has gone absolutely mad.
@DrNovandri
Dr Novandri Hasan Basri
1 year
@marksandspencer Unintentional'? Seriously? The only thing @marksandspencer is sorry about is being caught in the act. What a shame!
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3 years
That can fuck off forever.
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6 months
Have you got anything to help with my left foot?
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7 months
@gingram71 I worked in the media for a decade I am very well aware.
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2 years
I can’t tell you how much I don’t want to be this person trying to de-ice the path.
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@runningpaul She was a middle aged woman who had voted before, not a fresh faced 18 year old.
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8 months
@Mattisamazing33 @HBrubanter Have you considered becoming a girlfriend with this level of forensic detection because I think we’d be honoured to have you
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1 year
I love Mumsnet. What a response to a woman saying she’s afraid of going to the dentist.
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7 months
I don’t like anything enough to spend £60 a month on it, she says after 20 years of smoking.
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4 months
I’m sitting at my dad’s bedside for the last few days of his life. My mid-thirties are really chucking it at me to be honest.
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1 year
I loved her so much, everyone who knew her did. I have lost my best friend in the world - she’s the only person I know who would know exactly what to say to help. She made me an infinitely better person while I dragged her down to my level after two bottles of wine. I love her.
@JonnElledge
jonn elledge
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Agnes Mary Frimston, the love of my life, died Friday night aged just 35. We don't yet know why. She was the kindest, funniest, most beautiful and all round best person I have ever known, and she was adored by pretty much everyone who ever met her. I loved her so, so much.
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@vaudindavid Thanks for explaining David x
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1 year
@nataliedawn_x Yes, it's that I hate disabled people rather than huge amounts of plastic packaging, obviously.
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1 year
Imagine happily treating your wife like this on camera. James Haskell is an arsehole.
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3 years
@MayaOfAuckland @_Canan__ Not all countries are New Zealand hope that helps
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5 years
I am going to start referring to myself as a 'former 25-year-old' at all times.
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2 years
@AvaSantina @lucyinglis I wonder how much extra work his wife had to do after he left. (hahahahha. HAHAHHA. None. It's none.)
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1 year
OH MY GOD THIS TAKES SUCH A TURN!!!!
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Sarah
1 year
Imagine complaining that you can't get fake sugar milk and that is appalling to you.
@MsMelChen
Melissa Chen
1 year
I’m not even in real Europe (🇬🇧) and the coffee situation is already pissing me off. Like why on earth can’t I find half-and-half anywhere? Dude looked at me confused and then sniggered when I asked for a “creamer.” So you only put ordinary milk in coffee? Why? So gross.
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1 year
My boyfriend has had a back op and is essentially bed-bound for a couple of weeks. I now have control over how much sugar and butter etc goes on food and it’s wonderful. He’s just described it as “like Misery”.
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Sarah
1 year
@CalumBrannan I am *literally not*, maybe do a brief google of what gas lighting is.
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Girls calling their friends the love of their lives drove her mad but tough.
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2 years
I did Dry January without making it my entire personality, just so you know it is possible.
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6 years
This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
@JamieJBartlett
Jamie Bartlett
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Right. Stop what you're doing, and watch how Alex Jones' rants would sound as a folk song.
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@MandyRimmer3 Oooh thank you, I love this idea!
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3 years
This is such a load of shite. Millions of perfectly happy, well-adjusted children loved Harry Potter. The mental gymnastics to get to this exceptionally weird opinion must have been incredible.
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1 year
Planning to marry him just to divorce him for this.
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