Lauren McEvatt
@LaurenMaeve
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MD of Morpeth Consulting. Recovering SpAd, occasional pundit. Board member @DMA_tweet @IWA_Wales @EHRCwales
London, England
Joined October 2012
Charlie Sheen once did so much cocaine the Mexican cartels cut him off
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A professor introduces The Canterbury Tales to students by calling it old, boring and offensive. An overlooked reason people are abandoning reading is because their teachers find no joy in the books they teach. We need educators who are passionate and enthusiastic about reading.
honestly if you're an English professor and this is what you write for your Canterbury Tales online edition with reader guide what are you even doing with your life. good heavens.
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Insane how the countryside in England is pretty and majestic and in the USA it mostly looks desolated and even wastelandesque
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“Leaked email”
NEW: Leaked email reveals top Labour lawyer advised Morgan McSweeney to pass off £700k in 'hidden' donations as an 'admin error' https://t.co/fFGE02o9Qu
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BREAKING: A MAGA televangelist who told his congregants to give him all their money because the rapture would happen today has reportedly disappeared with all the cash.
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drunk thomas jefferson: “guess what else my creator endowed me with. guess. c’mon guess. if you guess right i’ll show it to you.” ben franklin: this is not my favorite side of you
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“When I was pregnant with Satan, I used Tylenol by the truckload.”
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Feeding your pregnant wife Tylenol in 2079 so your future children have a chance against the supercomputers.
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Welp, I got raptured folks. Wasn't even expecting it. I'm currently tweeting on my satellite phone from Venus
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Pre-PhD: “I don’t know” Post-PhD: “this is beyond the scope of my research”
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Adidas got a decent foothold
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Your Party's launch continues going from strength to strength
NEW: Your Party’s membership portal has re-launched after the unauthorised launch last week. Have had it confirmed by insiders that this link is legit and an official announcement on membership is coming v shortly. https://t.co/8YBFDhPaXT
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So, atheists, there's no God, is there? Your move.
Greggs to open first pub this weekend in boost for British high street https://t.co/jlMXyRPDGG
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'There's an end-of-season feeling to this, but they've only been in office for a year!' Lauren McEvatt says Keir Starmer has the 'political instincts of a walnut' as she weighs in on the Morgan McSweeney scandal. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
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I’d like to apologise to walnuts for being unduly harsh to them on GB News this morning. They do, probably, have better political instincts than the Prime Minister https://t.co/v3IcnUSm5p
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Keir Starmer was torn to shreds on GB News as one guest weighed in on the Morgan McSweeney crisis
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Pope Leo XIV examining the computer at the Vatican that contains the names of all Protestants.
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Did I miss the rapture? I was in Waitrose getting some bits
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"I adapted it by taking out the reference to the Jews"
First they came for the refugees, but I did not speak out - as I was not a refugee. Then the came for people of colour, but I did not speak out, as I was not a person of colour Then they came for the disabled, but I did not speak out, as I was not disabled Then they came
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