not very eva
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it's me eva from twitter they suspended my old account bc it was too funny and clever. yelling on @youcantdohockey she/they
chicago
Joined August 2019
and it causes us a LOT of distress, please be judicious with this information.
start playing the wreck of edmund fitzgerald around a bunch of michiganders and they’ll turn into the winter soldier.
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these are clearly the mannerisms of a woman who has met a werewolf before and does NOT want to meet another one.
The Michigan “I Voted” sticker is interesting. Go vote today and get your own.
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a no prenup second divorce between two insane ppl is THE essence of true celebrity imo. incredible move, i hope they do it again every decade until they die.
Jennifer Lopez has filed for divorce from Ben Affleck, TMZ reports.
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not to repeat myself but
Yesterday, the CTA L lines ran:.70% Pink.68% Green.66% Orange.66% Yellow.57% Brown.54% Red.50% Blue.42% Purple. of scheduled trains. Since 2020, CTA L Service has been cut by 1%. Riders deserve frequent and reliable transit, with return to at least pre-2020 levels.
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some things to keep in mind:.sandwiches, dumplings, noodles, wraps, pastries, cakes, etc.
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if this doesn’t illustrate the vast power differential between drivers and cyclists at hand and the horrors that result from it… idk i’m just so angry and sad. some dude can still just decide he’s slightly inconvenienced for a moment and if the price is human life so be it.
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reading acquisition is NOT natural at all, it requires explicit instruction and practice to master, and you are willfully denying your children their civil right to participate fully in society when you choose to shut them off from that instruction. okay good talk.
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"the capitals got swept" well we ruined three other teams' chances for nothing and to me that's a win actually.
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i rly think we’re all overthinking how much most ppl simply like a catchy little tune and accompanying dance.
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let me reiterate: library workers aren’t telling you this is an inappropriate ask because we don’t like to see kids have fun or bc libraries are silent hallowed places; it’s because we are telling you over and over that we are overburdened and underfunded.
Just talked to my mom, who reminded me that my hometown’s main library branch has not one but two indoor playgrounds AND a new 2,600 square foot interactive children’s learning center open 7 days a week and until 8pm Monday thru Thursday. 😍.
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obsessed w imani in his stressed out first time dad stained sweatsuit type outfit.
Nagamo is loosing the juvenile plumage and acquiring nice "adult" feathers, while Imani's plumage is battered, showing the hardships of the past few months, with migration and severe weather. Imani will molt into fresh plumage on his wintering grounds. 2/2. 📸: Chicago PIPL
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i love loons and you all know my feelings about libraries so i’m absolutely foaming at the mouth over this bad boy lemme TELL u.
In Minnesota flag news, apparently all of the alternate designs for the new state flag and seal are in the public domain? So the St Paul Public Library has utilized the “laser loon” design for special edition library cards.
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the act of throwing someone’s home in the garbage in front of them on a day it will feel like 15 degrees outside is just so cruel it’s beyond my scope of any comprehension. shameful.
The city cleared the Humboldt Park tent encampment and vows enforcement moving forward.
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alexa play “fifteen” by jenny lewis bc it’s this beautiful baby’s quinceanera today
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why what happened.
U.S. #Senator #JohnFetterman seeks a #DigitalManager to join a fast paced and creative #communications team and manage #digital strategy for his office. Job referral #229990
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gold?.
americans showing their true colours on the bird app rn.
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accidentally made fun of our pride committee to a new coworker right away and then had to conspicuously mention MY GIRLFRIEND so she knew i meant it in a calling from inside the house way not a hate crime way.
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hope stamping out the miraculous experience that is human existence and love and connection to save a couple seconds on the road was worth it!!!.
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you don’t hate to say it, you love to say it because the only way you’ve conceptualized how to be a woman is through begging to be deemed palatable or acceptable by someone else. it’s self punishing behavior and it’s tragic as well as embarrassing to behold.
hate to say it but she’s not gonna make it very long as a top name in the industry
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imagine if i had told all u freaks about the time john mulaney came into my work with his kid and was a nice, normal guy.
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refraining from a pedantic well actually tweet about how first person perspective historical fiction is a pretty standard and developmentally appropriate way for kids to engage with complex topics on this beautiful sunday morning.
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put my phone on dnd to listen to my mindfulness app on the bus ride home ONE time and then said oh wow i wonder why i have 50 texts all of the sudden… god damn, man.
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the continued existence of the death penalty is a stain upon every single one of ours souls and i mean that.
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if the vet says “palliative care” to you multiple times before 9 am on a monday morning you should get free money from the government and also a gun with one bullet to fire at the side of a barn in a rage.
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swagless, dreary, depressing !.
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absolutely sick to hear about the gaudreaus. what a pointless tragedy, another heartbreaking and unnecessary death by a reckless motorist. i’m so sorry they and their family were so failed. fuck man.
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my years long on the record hysterically pro dylan strome stance EVEN AND ESPECIALLY when he was still being assigned suffering in arizona is once again yielding TREMENDOUS results.
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i did not enjoy our time in the dallas fort worth airport, for what it’s dallas fort worth.
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this is vindication for paul maurice and all the other depression queens who have gotten really burned out at work in the past and still come back to thrive.
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my parents have told me repeatedly that my life is my own to make my own choices with and that their love for me is never conditional on what i can provide for them, regardless of their own desires. but this way sounds cool too i guess.
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absolutely not do not make librarians and libraries provide literally every social service how many times do we have to say this.
I am once again begging the city to open indoor playgrounds at public libraries. My child needs somewhere to burn off energy without getting frostbite, and all the private indoor trampoline parks and such are SO expensive.
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no it is fucking not because people don’t live in the library hope this helps.
A far greater loss than a 1,000 McMansions.
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ok well biz boy might have a big tumor taking up real estate in his thorax but apparently his blood panel came back “really great, actually???” (audible question marks included) that’s my big fucken beef boy
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if i was a hockey player i would NEVER agree to be mic’d during a game 7 personally. like mind your business about what i’m muttering over here in the heat of the moment.
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can more people act right today. we’re seeing record low rates of ppl acting right atm.
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@murderxbryan if you haven’t mined the depths of the cruisecritic forum it’s a real treat of insane guys posting counts of how many shrimp are in their shrimp cocktail to make sure they aren’t getting “scammed”.
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great news everyone the old man says he’s okay with sexual violence as long as the person who commits it faces the grave punishment of “not playing in the nhl immediately”.
Logan Mailloux is writing another chapter in his story tonight at Bell Centre. Personal opinion: We're overeager as a society to throw away the key sometimes. Especially with 17-year-olds who make awful decisions. Horrible choices. There is no minimizing that. He's paid a real.
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they give me 2 hours on the clock to do it and it takes 5 minutes at my polling place tops. i’m dumb but im not stupid!!.
Honest question, why would anyone wait to vote on election day?.
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DON’T worry!!! my brother got me plastic dragonflies that clip onto ur hat so mosquitoes and flies get afraid and don’t bite you when you’re outside
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LOCATION: town.STATUS OF THE BOYS: back in!!!.
It's Your Daily Imani+!☀️.Wednesday, May 22, 2024. Our boys are confirmed present at Montrose today and an unbanded male piping plover has joined them as of yesterday. 📸: Larry Caputo (Imani, Montrose Beach, Chicago, May 2024)
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not to be a cornball but working with this age of kids and really seeing how they figure out the world changed how i feel about people in general for the better.
25 min of following 1yo, sped up 10x to 2.5 min. Nearly zero interference or even interaction as he severally pursued his little side quests. I love this age
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STOP co-opting eclipse hate. the ONLY ones who are allowed to hate on the eclipse are public librarians who have been answering 50–100 phone calls a day about if they have eclipse glasses for the last six weeks!!!.
A Southwest flight attendant asked this plane full of folks to raise their hand if they was flying into Little Rock to watch the eclipse…. WTF is wrong with people???.Is this the most important thing they can find to do in life?
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my wife is the most beautiful person alive do NOT attempt to change my mind
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well well well look who came down from the top of the fridge to drink the water i drained from some noodles out of the sink
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biz’s tumor has grown a lot and this is the phase we’re probably entering, but he seems pretty largely unbothered by it for now and at most annoyed that a bunch of gay chicks just keep staring at him and bursting into tears all the time.
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yes we’re still talking about the amulet we will be talking about the amulet forever or until prevented from doing so by the amulet itself.
World's dullest man World's best hockey pod. 🤝. Delighted by amulet. IT'S EP 196! ⤵️.Spotify Apple
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lotta names of guys ive never heard of in the QTs here and frankly i’m really enjoying it. soothing in a strange way. we are all pushed to the brink by some guy, it is the human condition.
just put him down at this point already my god.
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do you guys ever think your own thoughts or just conduct exit polls.
i guess i am 31 yrs old and afraid of sabrina carpenter because i genuinely find it unsettling when she pantomimes a sex position in that one song in her concert. AM I A PRUDE or is it cringe.
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we are the ONLY podcast brave enough to suggest joe thornton putting a leash on auston matthews for halloween.
The NHL banned rainbow stick tape, but joke's on the NHL because we've got our gay little hands all over this sport and we're not letting go!! It's EPISODE 179 🏳️🌈⤵️🎧. Spotify: Apple:
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scare her. jump out of her closet just as she’s on the brink of falling asleep. light small fires around the house. cut the brake lines on her car on an icy morning to keep her guessing.
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don’t talk to me or my son (DIY cicada egg shaker prototype) ever again
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nancy pelosi i owe you one singular apology that i will still not be giving.
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hope my therapist is ready for what we're gonna have to talk about this morning.
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if you as a library director cannot back that librarians are professionals who HAVE trained extensively to make appropriate and appealing book recommendations and instead cave to this shit you ARE effectively acting in loco parentis and as such have no business running libraries.
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girl on our street is closing a big business deal on the phone while just idly doing circles on a razor scooter in front of her house. i think she might be the queen??.
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happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend, who in my opinion basically hung the moon 💜
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when we went on the swamp tour in new orleans the boat captain completely clocked my special interest in alligators. “you’ve been nodding and mouthing along this whole time, how do you know this???” i’ve never felt so vindicated.
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why is this framed this way??? they didn’t “close libraries during a heat wave”; it was a scheduled federal holiday, which do (and should) libraries observe. libraries cannot provide every necessary social service, every day. it’s just not possible.
Homelessness advocates are criticizing the city for closing cooling centers and libraries during the Juneteenth heat wave.
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i gotta stop or i’m gonna bust a blood vessel. okay here’s a picture of biz doing a kitten impression to cleanse the palate
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anyway here’s an semi related book recommendation. i love you all and i hope you take care and are taken care of by the people around you, as you deserve.
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the average fool in late 2017, dour and unenlightened: 3rd overall and going to the roadrunners? bust!. me, genius, third-eye-openingly serene as hell: this wet rat is going places.
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i’m telling you guys now more than ever to stop asking for permission.
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when i say “i hate america” i mean i hate the societal and cultural choices we’ve made on broad scales to deprioritize anything that isn’t motivated at some core level by the drive to gain personally at the expense of others. so. i hate america!!!!.
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was thinking that this guy at the bus stop was pretty handsome and then i realized mostly he was just wearing an outfit i also have.
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the children’s librarian who is bad at costumes is ready for this halloween work event
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being 5’5” at the faulkner house
william faulkner was 5’5”. crazy. bro must have been writing the sound and the fury like omg im writing the sound and the fury and i’m 5’5”.
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not at all troubling when our access to archived information is constantly limited and removed under the guise of capitalism, i’d say 👍.
ESPN has confirmed that it is now removing NHL games from on-demand ESPN+ after 30 days, officially making it a worse product than the one it replaced, NHL dot TV. It's no longer possible in any way to legally watch an NHL game that is more than a month old if you are in the US.
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i know i’m extra delicate in this heat but this has me borderline in tears 🥹.
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you can use “please abraham, i’m not that man” as a mantra in almost any trying situation, which i have done for years and years at this point.
We continue to interview celebrities and artists but the truth is that nothing, ever, will top this exchange. (I think about this at a minimum of once a week.)
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i consider baseball a sister sport, i don’t understand or follow it but i feel fond familiarity and kinship with its dopes as a hockey fan.
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