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Princeton ‘22. Medieval History PhD student. Maronite Anglo-Catholic in a lifelong pilgrimage to the New Jerusalem. Ora & labora! All opinions strictly in jest.

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It’s so over. We’re so back.
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Me when I say “Inshallah”
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academics love taking an adjective, making it a noun, and then pluralizing it
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Moved in for senior year!
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have you actually read any of the scholarship on this lmao
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evangelicals: “LGBTQ people sexualize everything” medieval christians depicting the side wound of jesus:
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what the fuck did he mean by this
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@TheUnvirgin
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Modern-day indulgences
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“Internationalities”
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Put carlo acutis’ pokemon cards in one of these
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New prayer corner :)
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DEATH WHERE IS THY F***ING STING??!?!?!??????!!??!!!??
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TLM? Yea, traditional Latino mass
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Before Constantine converted, the Romans mocked Christianity as a faith of weakness, a religion “of women and slaves.” It should still be, and that’s a good thing.
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Who remembers #maniplegate ?
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Rowan Williams:
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Pope Francis seing a seminarian buy a lace alb at Gammarelli:
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What can I give Him, poor as I am? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 If I were a shepherd, I would bring a lamb; 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 If I were a Wise Man, I would do my part; 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Yet what I can I give Him: give my heart. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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My mom, during lessons and carols at the National Cathedral (Episcopal Church): “This is like… the rich people religion, right?”
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Done!
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hilarious to see trads reinvent protestantism live
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I will never listen to another word from Pope Francis ever again. I would advise all Catholics to do the same. Just listen to your local bishop. And if your local bishop happens to be a heretic, then find a good bishop and listen to him.
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Mass should still be said at the Sainte-Chapelle, even if only a few times every year. The fact that there is no altar no worship in that space is disgraceful.
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soulful white boy: near eastern studies, classics, sinology, east asian studies soulless white boy: engineering, finance, accounting, law, roman history
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How I feel in seminar when the professor nods as I am speaking
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@DingusDinguist The connotations are birth, yes
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Its giving corrupt medieval papal advisor
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gotta love america
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@benoflan21 starting to think rishi is a labour asset
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Went yesterday to Westminster Abbey ( @wabbey ) for what I thought would be a nice afternoon of pilgrimage, prayer, & sightseeing but what we found instead was anything but. The abbey, which advertises itself to be a working church, made it extremely difficult for us to worship…
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Me when theres too much frociaggine
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“7 tickets for the Barbie Movie, please”
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If virginia is for lovers then maryland is for haters
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he’s literally me fr
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We couldn’t help but think that a display like this encapsulated very well the sorry state of the Church of England these days.
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What if when the aliens land this is the first thing they see
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Ascended take: the Church of Rome apostatized by denying Henry VIII a lawful annulment
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this is not “dark academia” ur just wearing a cardigan
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The funny thing abt this is that I’m actually Arab yall were played
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are you fucking kidding me
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Even though I'm not Muslim, I know the difference between orthodox Islam (Sunni/Shia) and heretical Islam (Sufi mysticism). Therefore it's not a "no true Scotsman" fallacy if I gatekeep Christianity to the Nicene traditions
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Happy feast of St. Edward the Confessor, the last Anglo-Saxon King of England.
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Elon fucking discovers historiography??
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So close!! They’re actually pin pricks on the celestial vault between Heaven and Earth that let us see glimpses of the blinding light of Paradise 🥰
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There has to be life on one of these dots.
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Gnostic Madonna be like “immaterial girl”
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clarification: im not validating the lgbt sexualization claim. Just pointing out that this example does Not Work That way and furthermore it should not be how we approach this accusation lol
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begging yall to read this
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Easter fit!
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Told two of my colleagues today i couldn’t go get drinks bc the Patriarch of Jerusalem had declared a day of fasting and prayer and honestly top 10 medieval things ive said
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“Before you do Morning Prayer, you have to feed me!”
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This is Anglicanism.
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There is only one sensible choice to be Oxford’s new chancellor…
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This is where i found him this morning
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Almost forgot these handsome fellas!
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POV: you’re the feudal lord of your dorm building
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His legend is false, and like many similar blood libel accusations from the Middle Ages, it was never supported by the Papacy. Furthermore, whatever leeway was given to his cult was suppressed.
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How many of you know the tragic story of Simon of Trent?
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they also got paid btw
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“For Medieval craftsmen, work was an act of piety, sanctified in their own eyes as in the eyes of their God. For such labourers, end and means are one. The spiritual wholeness of faith is translated into the visual wholeness and purity of their craft.” — Sir Roger Scruton
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Happy Ascension Day!!!
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during this graduation season i wanna remind ppl that “alumni” is plural, “alumnus” is singular masculine, “alumna” is singular feminine and “alumnum” is singular neuter
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wear your little outfit to church
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Farewell card for a dear priest friend who is moving
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Decided to unironically hold the belief that AI is powered by demons
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“Is that the—?” “Diamond and ruby encrusted communist party badge? Yes, it is.”
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@Big_Buddy_Jape This is fr one of my favorite medieval anecdotes
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reposting this classic
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Merry Christmas to you all!!!
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St therese was right. We need more simple christians. Im fuckin done w theobros
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I love this pic of rowan williams, it looks like im having a near death experience and he’s leading me to the light
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having this discourse every holy week is exhausting
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even if your christian tradition places a big emphasis in hell, its really, really weird for you as a good christian to want it not to be empty :))
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“14 tickets for the Barbie Movie, please!”
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Charli SSPX
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got a new psalter for daily office
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CHRIST IS RISEN! HE IS RISEN INDEED! ALLELUIA!
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go to an episcopal church
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–– how, as a gay man in my 30s, do I make new friends without having to play dodgeball or kickball?
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there should be a pride flag for people who are too arrogant
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hard launch
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Ok but can we talk about how the King’s morning suit was the best I’ve ever seen in my life? He was the best dressed man in the room by far, and it was all him, not because he was given some special garb. The cut, the piping, the slips, the vest, the tie pin… wow
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which religious orders have the best drip? I think dominicans
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Everyone who maintains that Christianity is a “warrior religion” and cites the Crusades and an example of this should do well to remember that the Crusaders lost.
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Eve: i ate God: cringe + ratio + blocked from the garden as well as all your descendants
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Should i get the Bayeux Tapestry tie
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Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me, Christ on my right, Christ on my left, Christ when I lie down, Christ when I sit down, Christ when I arise…
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he was praying this morning
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Just got my first “you should use CE instead of AD” in grad school lol
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church ladies who fake cough at incense are my worst enemy
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Vatican II architecture has its hits
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Despite all the bad, the few minutes kneeling before the shrine of St Edward the Confessor were some of the most peaceful and prayerful of my life. Truly God’s peace is capable of calming even the most wicked storm.
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Theophilus is prostrated before the Lord
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The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom
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“A reding from Paul’s first letter to the Corinthians, chapter 4, beginning at the 11th verse…”
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bro is not giving a speech 😭😭
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