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My friend just posted her daughter’s science fair project that got her kicked out of the science fair and I’m ☠️☠️☠️
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I couldn’t believe that someone went to a college graduation and told the women their place was in the kitchen. So I read the speech transcript and found that he did NOT in fact say that. Imagine my shock that Butker’s words were twisted to fit a narrative.
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I don’t do this often, but if you could say a prayer for my oldest daughter I’d appreciate it. Middle school is middle schooling hard, and my mama heart worries about her.
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My oldest has a boyfriend and he hung out with us today for the first time. We went to
@ChickfilA
and the kids got milkshakes and I was like “I can’t get one. Remember last time? All the boys in the yard.”
She specifically asked me not to be embarrassing. Anyway, I’d say
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My daughter lost her phone privileges for getting a C on her report card. She thought we wouldn’t notice if she took a it today so guess who just showed up to her middle school classroom to get it 😌
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If I never heard another story about Harry and Meghan ever again it would be too soon.
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If you’re mad about what WNBA players get paid then start watching/going to their games and buy the merchandise.
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Every year I attempt to not look like a lumberjack in flannel…and every year I fail.
#shepersisted
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I don’t think that’s what Ice Cube meant when he said Fuck tha Police
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If you know what this is it’s time to take ibuprofen for your back.
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POV it’s 1987 and 6 year old me gets back in the car to tell my mom the corner store was out of Marlboro reds.
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My dad is retiring early because of this. He’s had his trucking business for 30 years.
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Husband just shot an elk which has to be some sort of hunting triple crown: buck, bear, and elk in the last 4 months.
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My almost 96 year old grandpa is still painting! His newest piece. Will never not be impressed. (He sells these if you’re interested!)
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Anyway, yesterday was my daughter’s last day of 7th grade and I picked her up in style. She was…not amused 😂
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Confirmed weeper after sex.
I shot a gun for the first time today. It just further proved to me that we need MORE gun control, not less 👇
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His brother doing this at a game: totally fun and appropriate.
Him doing this while receiving a diploma: trashy, cringe, embarrassing.
Awesome: Travis Kelce finally receives his college diploma while SLAMMING down a beer 🤣
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We aren’t mad about the gas stoves themselves, you idiots.
It’s the increasing grasp of your legislation into our daily lives because your virtues are somehow more important than ours.
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One of my kids is awake, it’s 3:30 am. She’s ready to open presents. Send help.
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If you want to take a woman out and she says all of this is off limits- you’ve dodged a bullet. Move on quickly.
List of restaurants women refuse to go on a first date at is going viral 😳📝
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Did you guys hear about that dude who dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, right?
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I’m spending the day with my grandpa and learning all about his childhood. It’s fascinating and sad and I’m so glad to have this time with him ❤️
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I went with 90s grunge for Halloween, and I don’t know what it says about me that these are all pieces of clothing I wear regularly (just not necessarily together).
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My streak of being socially awkward continues, this time at the gas station.
The attendant (we have those in Oregon) had to shake the hose a little because the gas wasn’t pumping. He says “it was so cold it didn’t want to pump.”
Apparently I thought “me too” was a good reply.
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Overheard my son shit talking a kid he’s gaming with. He said “your mama’s so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.”
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@IAmLisaSalinas
And what a dumb teacher who kicked her out for “mocking” the science fair. Found the bad science teacher 😂
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Hot take: self checkouts should only be utilized by people who aren’t fucking dumb.
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After unwrapping 4 boxes my gift was revealed 😑😂 smart ass children
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Saying that home making, raising a family, is important work- the most important work- is not bigoted nor is it worthy of firing. And in fact his comments were met with applause. Because raising children is HARD and REWARDING and IMPORTANT. No lies detected.
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They canned a 90 year old woman and 60 year volunteer because she didn’t understand pronouns and had the AUDACITY to ask about it instead of just bending the knee.
And here I thought their mission was to eradicate MS.
A statement from the National Multiple Sclerosis Society:
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My dad is turning 80 in a couple months and he’s a true testament to staying active throughout your life. He’s my motivation every day I don’t want to go to the gym.
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I just read the most horrifying report of what Hamas did to a family and if you support them because they’re “FiGhTiNg FoR tHe OpPrEsSeD” please unfollow me. Make yourself known first so I can block you.
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When I tell you you wouldn’t believe the behaviors we see in schools, you probably wouldn’t believe me.
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Happy School Nurse’s Day to all of us out there sending your kids back to class 😌
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I don’t think I’ve ever in my lifetime seen a politician be idolized the way Trump has been. I’d also never like to see it again.
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I know plenty of 35+ women who are hotter at their age than Pearl here is at…whatever age she is.
The delusion is so sad that you guys really still think you’re that hot at 35. No not really sorry to break the news
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I’m going on a 13 hour field trip, including a 2 hour bus ride each direction, with a bunch of 7th graders today. Your thoughts and prayers during this time would be greatly appreciated.
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My son built the Infinity Gauntlet today only to do this 😌😂
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@babygirlandcat
Right? People in the comments were like is this accurate and yes even without trials it’s 100% accurate.
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I feel like Fetterman ran left to get elected and then pulled an ol’ switcheroo and I am here for it.
Fetterman is right:
"The acquisition of US Steel by a foreign company is wrong for workers and wrong for Pennsylvania. I’m gonna do everything I can to block it."
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My son couldn’t find his ninja costume so I told him to check his hamper. He couldn’t find it in there so I went to check and found it in his hamper.
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Men are better at everything.
Minnesota’s first transgender lawmaker named one of USA Today’s ‘Women of the Year’
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I’ve been pretty quiet about politics because quite frankly it’s embarrassing. Like collectively, as a nation, we should be embarrassed.
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So far I’ve gotten a puck and watched a player purposely slam the glass to knock a guys beer over so it’s safe to say I’m a hockey fan.
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The hardcore Trump supporters need to take a really hard look at Florida and realize that maybe the Trump era is over and it’s time to usher in some new, WINNABLE, blood.
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My 6th grade daughter is doing a group project on a planet….guess which planet their group fought to present on. Just guess.
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This is not only bonkers but honestly sad. Can’t imagine living like this. (Read the whole thread)
Fuck my life. My husband just tested positive. Fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Pray for school nurses across the country. It is the worst school day of the year for us.
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Just a freshly showered 30-something year old sitting here in my robe wondering if it’d be rude to cancel NYE plans an hour before we’re expected.
Introvert me hates social me.
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A lot of you followed me for my school nurse post and I just want you to know you’re going to be severely disappointed.
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If you were born early to mid November just know your parents prob banged on Valentine’s Day. You’re welcome.
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For the record, the office ladies were practically GLEEFUL that I was there to confiscate her phone 😂 high fives all around.
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I’m not doing a great job following back. Make me laugh or make me think, I need people to follow! Maybe drop some memes…
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I’m starting to think this is a parody account???
Fact: liberal women walk with such swag and confidence because they are alpha male free.
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@maguireIII
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You’re not getting the joke. He said he can’t remember a time….she believes him because he can’t remember anything.
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Couple years ago
Mi madre 🩷
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It’s snowy here, time for the carhartt beanie to make an appearance.
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My 7 year old woke up at 2:45 wanting to go see if Santa came. I said she had to wait until 4 and put a movie on for her in our room. I asked her not to wake me until 4, and she hasn’t except for every 10 minutes or so to ask how much longer 😂
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I just learned that as the school nurse I can assign lunch detentions at my middle school and shit’s about to get real.
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Without Googling, name a famous historic battle
Without Googling, name a famous historic battle
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So just to get this straight, Chicago elected it’s first black woman mayor, who then proceeded to not improve the city (and arguably made it worse), then when she doesn’t win re-election it’s because….she’s a black woman? K.
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We unexpectedly had to get a new washer and dryer this past weekend. We went with speed queens and we’ve only had them 24 hours but I LOVE THEM. I LOVE LAUNDRY NOW.
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I sent my oldest off to 7th grade today. Sometimes I can’t believe something so beautiful came from me. Then she opens her mouth and it all makes sense.
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Kid came into the health office not feeling well, says he’s cold.
“Well you’re wearing shorts and a t shirt and it’s 30 degrees outside, do you think that’s the problem?”
And this is why I get paid the big bucks 😌
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I went to a pumpkin patch and didn’t wear flannel. I think this calls for revocation of my white girl card, can somebody confirm?
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Friendly reminder that you should absolutely never vote for a candidate simply because your favorite celebrity endorsed them.
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My husband’s grandma, whom we adored, died alone after spending several months isolated from her family in the early days of covid. She never had covid. So you can take your amnesty and shove it so far up your ass an apology comes out of your mouth.
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If Trump and Biden are the best candidates either side can put forward, then quite frankly we deserve what we get.
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I found my Christmas spirit. Apparently it was buried at the bottom of a White Russian (the drink you perverts).
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Every day I awaken with hope for mankind, and every day some fucking idiot on the internet ruins it.
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Oh no shit?
The risk of contracting long COVID may have been exaggerated due to flawed research, leading to unnecessarily high levels of anxiety about suffering from it, a new study has suggested
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My 95 year old grandpa coloring with my 6 year is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
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It’s always interesting to me how people on the left choose when people are “kids” and when they’re not. Whenever it fits their narrative seems to be the answer.
The point of this raid was terror. They waited for those kids to fall asleep. And then they pulled the tents from under them while they were sleeping. Shame on the University of Chicago.
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My 95 year old grandpa is still oil painting. He just has all these completed and in progress paintings lying around his house. If you’re interested, message me!
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It’s ok that so many classified documents have been found in Biden’s possession because he’s cooperating now that they’ve been discovered, guys. It’s totally not the same.
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This checks out 💁🏼♀️
Meet Tiffany Gomas, a 38 year old marketing executive from Dallas Texas and currently the dream woman of most men in America.
After over a month we finally have the truth. Why do you think it took so long?
#TMFINT
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