Hisham
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If you could watch only ONE CATCH for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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When Harry, Ron, and Hermione were gonna leave the common room in The Philosopher's Stone
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@pIaymaking
@CallumCFC_
Nah I'm not standing for this Giroud disrespect. Swap his name for Mendy man respect Giroud
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@justinav
@LaughingAtLeft
@jantoin
@jk_rowling
@thesundaytimes
She still hasn't apologised or deleted the tweet. That shows how vile she is
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@StuJones94
@SFC_Copey
Flying Etihad tonight. Going to enjoy this victory. Champions of the Air. We know what we are
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@llacceyy
@justinav
@LaughingAtLeft
@jantoin
@jk_rowling
@thesundaytimes
She's nothing but a shameful virtue signalling fraud
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@_kennythoughts
His old "was a former rugby player who got kicked out of the league for being too rough" gimmick
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@llacceyy
@justinav
@LaughingAtLeft
@jantoin
@jk_rowling
@thesundaytimes
Enjoy the harsh truth
I'm so glad I don't believe her shit anymore
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@connor_j_mc
pizza and calzones are my favourite Indian food
@ShivAwesome
@thebrown_god
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@notpeterchang
@Sanchovies
@MickShakerFries
Time to double down on the "4 inches is average" propaganda
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@cdiasmd
@TRykerblaze
That's not a new style. It's Qui Gonn's stance. He did it to bait Maul to try the same move he did that killed Qui Gonn
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@coffeevalentino
@yasadly
Wait so it's not acceptable anymore to use Instagram's premade filters?
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@Wheddsta
@BenJoyceFoot
and you're telling me UberEats Ligue 1 isn't having an influence on world football?
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@lordflaconegro
@Clutchbrook
Then it's extra cool. Which Christian doesn't want a handjob from Jesus?
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This one
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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@patricktheheel
Punk and AJ feud where Punk claims responsibility for the success of Bullet Club because he got Festus of the pills is so, so needed
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@patricktheheel
People really doubt a story primarily bring written by Paul Heyman. It's unreal
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@princewooh
@DGen_george
@IamDuWurk
He'll probably get something new after he retires his daddy in a couple of years (let's be honest, if you're Rey, who better to have your last match with than your son?)
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@jon_banyard
@EICrisco
This is the only real bit of tennis I've watched in my entire life, and it makes me think I might be missing out a bit. I like this guy
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@sadieannerue
@nancebyezan
look at their facial expressions. I bet they were buying pink furry handcuffs so that she could cuff him
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@llacceyy
@justinav
@LaughingAtLeft
@jantoin
@jk_rowling
@thesundaytimes
Way more reputable than MSM, who don't report on news because "it will cause islamophobia", or who organise fake protests
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@TriforceZard
@ComplexPop
No. People liked it because it was good. It wasn't Oscar worthy good. And it's and insult to Logan and Dark Knight if this gets the Oscar
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@dkmsully
@iamcobbina
He's either eating eggs, or trying to fertilise them. We can't stop this guy
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@cihywastaken
@coffeevalentino
@yasadly
I'm not about to download another app just so I can upload 2 or 3 pics a year
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@AndrewTurmer
@liam_twomey
Our usual taker wasn't on the pitch so it was a good idea since I don't think anyone else really knew who was gonna take the pen, esp since Mount wasn't even on the pitch
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@BleacherReport
@Clutchbrook
official company twitters in 09 was the best because twitter wasn't a serious website then
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@patricktheheel
Consistent gear design but with slight colour changes, like Randy, or 2nd WWE run Christian
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@Tv09337856
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@mrsDBE
@VarunKumbiyanda
@CatchUpFeed
They're talking about this guy in the video, who said he's Korean
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@fuckusernamejor
@patricktheheel
It was the infamous projector match. I think everyone's trying to forget about it. I'm just waiting till Randy retires and does the podcast thing so he can tell us whose idea it was
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@Iuis22
@NicholasPas5
Wasn't a German Suplex. Was just a regular back suplex. She was fully naked though that bit was right
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God I miss Lio Rush
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@bannadi1
@utdreport
It is. Manchester isn't India fam. They can't just bribe everyone and make them deal with it
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its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town
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@jamiewiIkinson
But on a more serious note, it's actually incredible that those tweets are real, and have been up until only an hour or two ago
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He's a French footballer. This is EXACTLY the type of culture that would attract Mbappe to Liverpool
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@CallumCFC_
Tbf to them, Gunnersaurus WAS a paedophile who plays with little children. He would famously take them to the Emirates, where he would sexually abuse them
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@BroodingAnanas
@linkinpark
No that's the new LPU album. It's gonna be called "Mmm, condiments" this time
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Because you keep losing to everyone?
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Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
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Life finally imitating art
Subway is offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to ‘Subway.’
The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.
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This is literally those BangBros videos. It's life imitating art
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@MakThatGuy
Nah man I have GOT to see City win now just to see non football twitter reacting to Lukaku crying
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@Acktionboy
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2012 Real Madrid went out to Bayern, not Dortmund
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@patricktheheel
That would be one of the stupidest things ever lmao. Remember when some random fight page posted a clip of Joshi wrestlers kicking ass and captioned it with something like "Japan WWE is another level"? That's literally how big the WWE brand is
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@cdiasmd
@TRykerblaze
That's irrelevant. The gif I posted shows Qui Gonn prior to the start of the fight, which indicates his preferred lighsaber form is Ataru. Obi Wan started with his Soresu stance, and then switched to the Ataru stance prior to his duel with Maul on Tattooine. Then Maul literally -
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I am confused af I assume this has nothing to do with the Department of Motor Vehicles...
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Harry Potter, thinking about who he wanted to ask out:
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@lukasbattle
@danad0ll
need to show this to my parents when they get pissy because I didn't message them for like 24 hours
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@LoftusCheeked
@FuckBoris_UKGov
The final is just really fun because you know you've won it before they even kick off
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@poutykittn
@GumpBoyy
@softzzzzz
true, but Daniel and his friend weren't being disrespectful or anything bad, they were just having fun
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Werhlein's F1 career didn't die for this
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@flameosumeet
@ckaay_13
Yeah I'm pretty sure you still have to go up to GCSE's (15/16) in English Academies. Fairly certain it's illegal to stop school before finishing it
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