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One of the most embarrassing performances ever and it wasn’t by Spurs
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Nahhhh respect Chelsea. Twice we got KOed into Europa League and both times we won it 😭 it’s such an embarrassment if you don’t man
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War, politics, morality, humanity, Lukaku 😭😭😭
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Bro…
Mahrez shot in CL final… my heart was in my mouth. Felt like it took 10 seconds for it to leave his foot and fly just over
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Messi 4 through balls in one half??? Chelsea don’t even make 4 through balls in 2 games ffs
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We need to hit him with the Wenger special
Tomorrow marks Jürgen Klopp’s 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣th game in management.
A truly incredible achievement 👏
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Mahrez shot in CL final… my heart was in my mouth. Felt like it took 10 seconds for it to leave his foot and fly just over
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I still can’t believe he has more PL goals than Willian even tho he’s been locked up for 3 years now ffs and he only has 32 as well
Adam Johnson 'set for release this month' - after serving half of sentence
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Alonso is one of the funniest footballers ever ffs the only time he’s ever sprinting for his life is if he can sniff a goal
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Hazard broke his ankle twice, suffered multiple muscle injuries as a result and was also misdiagnosed by Madrid’s doctors, it’s really that simple. People keep trying to come up with these explanations as to why he’s struggled but it’s right there for you to see
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@chrissy1893
Looool crazy that he came out of the game with a hattrick and was still slandered by everyone
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Still funny that our defence is top 3 itl
Chelsea are the only team not to give away a penalty in the Premier League so far this season.
Discipline. 🫡
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What kind of journalism is this??
Piece on a very funny, utterly unserious FA Cup quarter-final at Stamford Bridge.
Chelsea showed plenty of spirit and too much quality for Leicester to handle, but their flaws remain glaring.
👇
#CFC
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How the FUCK did Argentina manage to produce both Maradona and Messi??? Like when you think about it, that’s absolutely insane for one nation
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Endrick will take one look at Stamford Hut and ask Silva to show him where the real stadium is
Exclusive: Chelsea (and Thiago Silva) host Endrick's family at training ground in bid to sign 16-year-old Brazilian prospect
#cfc
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You know Kepa is in goal when you start seeing “no goalkeeper is saving that” tweets loooool
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@NathanEF8
The game literally had everything bar an own goal. Red card, penalty, 5(?) disallowed goals, a hattrick etc. it was an absolute spectacle man. Unreal watch
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@GotEmTwiceV2
It’s hilarious as well cos he’s not even some bum. He scored 100 PL goals by 24 and literally spearheaded Inter to a title 2 years ago but he’s sabotaged the shit out of his own career lmao
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Palmer’s balls are too tasty, the way Jackson gets onto them is soo good. They have such a good relationship, Jackson just needs to finish better
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Fuck the CHO vs Pulisic debate, this fan base should be united against Willian. Fuck that guy
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Fuck the CHO vs Mudryk debate, this fan base should be united against Sterling. Fuck that guy
Fuck the CHO vs Pulisic debate, this fan base should be united against Willian. Fuck that guy
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Mbuyamba was a social experiment to see how far player propaganda can spread purely based on looks and not football ability
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Last season people said City’s title defence was the worst ever. They had 35 points after 17 games, this Liverpool side have 33 points after 17 games. Bare in mind this is supposed to be the greatest side we’ve ever seen with their entire team making the all time PL XI
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For anyone interested in the pic btw, that’s my friend in the pic (also a Chelsea fan)
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Lampard coming in last season and freezing out Carney, Mudryk, Badiashile and others for no fucking reason just to win 1 out of 13 games or something dumb is one of the worst things in sports history. He literally tried to throw away some of our future for what????
We’ve wasted a year and a half of Chukwemeka’s development on a midfielder infinitely worse than him
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Considering Hall is an 18 year old academy product, was thrown into the biggest games and playing out of position, we don’t hype him enough. He’s been incredible and outplayed most of our team
I'm crying man Hall started 8 league games(played 9) and created 5 big chances while Chilwell created 1 the whole of last season despite starting 15 and playing 23 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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At least Pulisic learnt his lesson... looked up, saw Werner and thought nah fuck that I’m not passing to him again
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And Broja’s reign of terror starts, we’re so lucky
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Hazard’s World Cup will be remembered for each individual performance even in defeat. No one will be able to recall which games Modric even performed in.
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Agreed, forget about Reece/Trent debates for a moment.. how have we let ppl say Walker is the goat PL RB??
I challenge anybody to prove to me that Trent has given more goals away than Kyle Walker. Put your 1v1s on the byline to one side. Hes a football IQ test that daft cnt
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Looool our U-21s have been beating League 1 sides and United fans are making gifs of their youngster hitting the side netting vs a league 2 side 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Yeah, brain damage
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@FuckBoris_UKGov
Oh yeah 😭 Europa League is low-key fun tho cos the youngsters and some fringe players get a run out and it’s not bad if you win it
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We fucked it so hard in December, we should be all over this City bottlejob man
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41 MOTMs???? That’s absurd lmao
Eden Hazard for Chelsea and Belgium since the start of last season:
95 starts
46 goals
30 assists
41 MOTMs
🤯
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There’s a generation of people who grew up on Lampard as an incredible player for Chelsea and a generation who have grown up on him being the worst manager in football history. You can’t erase the history but you also can’t erase this lmao
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Wait a second.... Hazard 15/16 had only 2 fewer league goals from open play than Neymar 16/17, how has this never been discussed???
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We haven’t replaced Robben since 2007, Ashley Cole since 2013, Costa since 2017 and now we’ve gotta replace Hazard 😂
Diego Costa left Chelsea and Chelsea are still struggling to replace him even after two years! Don't know what Chelsea will do next season when they'll be playing without Hazard!
Striker problem + a Winger problem now!
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We knew brother, we slapped your team home and away in our worst season
There's Chelsea fans in my mentions shouting at me that Milan sucks. I'm more surprised they just found out lol
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Pedro needs 5 goals in his next 71 PL games to match Willian’s total
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It’s so funny how players dancing or having fun in their personal lives have fans so angry and not their football
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Neymar’s career so far:
Outshone by Oscar at the 2014 World Cup
Outshone by Messi at Barca
Outshone by Mbappe at PSG
Currently being outshone by Coutinho at the 2018 World Cup
Is this your superstar 🤔
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You really think I’m watching Chelsea stink it up in the middle of this insane World Cup??? No chance
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@registability
Hazard is far better and has way more to his game than KDB. A couple months of good form for KDB in an attacking system and everyone forgets Hazard has been carrying Chelsea for 5 years in defensive systems lmao
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Sad that we’ve invested probably the same amount as City in the last decade and yet we’re a million miles away from them. Yet people blame it all on the current owners and think the old ones have little to no blame
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Marcos Alonso uno.... this guy has fooled the football world ffs
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Football died when Hazard left and CHO & RLC’s achilles got ripped to pieces
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I find Chelsea fans standards really weird.. So many turned on Bakayoko so fast but refuse to acknowledge the likes of Willian and Alonso holding us back despite the fact Bakayoko has showcased his ability for us in full performances.
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I miss Costa’s crackhead behaviour ngl 😭😭😭
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It’s a shame people don’t realise he’s been this good for years, crazily underrated career
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Kidnap all of Hazard’s kids and his wife and blackmail him until he performs. Every 5 goals/assists he gets 1 kid back.
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@WidePlaymakerV3
They’re all agenda-driven, this is the type of promo written by a FT troll lmao
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Passed my final CIMA exam and I am FINALLY a fully qualified accountant.. I never have to sit an exam ever again 🙏🏽😅
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I actually can’t believe people still back Kepa. Like there are real Kepa stans. Real life Kepa supporters.... how?
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Pep has ONE win at Stamford Bridge in his career - Last season when our bitch manager bent over for them.
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Hazard injured and they lost control of the game 🤦🏽♂️ PSG were so bad as well. These situations Hazard pulls you through by drawing fouls and playing the game at his own pace
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He saw the Lampard news dkm
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On another note; Wilshere is pure class. Easy to see why Arsenal fans rate him, how do others not???
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The less said about Cucurella the better, we’ve been properly fleeced by Brighton
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Assess KDB and Hazard like this; KDB wouldn't be nearly as good or be able to do what Hazard does for Chelsea. On the other hand, Hazard for Man City would be on the Ballon d'Or podium with 25+ goals and assists and 10/10 performances every game.
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What a fucking performance Eden Hazard. Just look at the set up and supporting cast yet he carried on for all 90 mins and was rewarded by excellent individual quality.
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Hazard with the game winning assist, fantastic performance. But but Hazard has no CL pedigree!!1!1!1!
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Conte wanted to replace Alonso after his first season and here he is starting games approaching 2022.... WHY????
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Hudson odour:
- held club to ransom and handed a 250k a week contract at 18
- passive in his play, never dribbles
- shoots like a bitch
- doesn’t take his opportunities
- stat pads long balls by switching play every 5 mins
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Mount is blasting every shot towards that Lampard banner ffs you miss him that much???
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@LFCHadouken
It didn’t even happen ffs, Hazard’s name gets dragged through the mud. Pretty sure Salah went around a year without a goal and KDB without an assist or something as well but doesn’t really get mentioned
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Who gives a shit if we paid £72m, £80m or £90m???? The most important thing is we’re flogging him. I would have taken £30m for that bastard
🚨 Information from
@David_Ornstein
: Chelsea paid a total package worth up to £90m for Kai Havertz, three years ago.
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From which set of fans?
🗣️ Drinkwater set for Chelsea debut at Leicester and prepared for abuse | ✍️
@sjstandardsport
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There is no manager for Chelsea. We will dislike every manager for one reason or another
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We have a fucking murderer at LWB FUCK OFF CHELSEA YOU CUNTSSSSSSSSSSSS I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING SHIT CLUB
Sky sources: Maurizio Sarri unlikely to become next
@ChelseaFC
manager amid concerns over previous behaviour.
#SSN
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Best Hazard solo goal?
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Our attack is bottom 4 💀 and that’s only cos we’ve scored 5 in the last 2 as well
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This offside decision isn’t spoken about enough, scandalous.
Who noticed Ruben Loftus-Cheek’s amazing first touch in yesterday’s Carabao Cup final? 😍
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Hazard is dropping the greatest individual cup final performance in history.
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Imagine Sarri’s first training session and he watches Alonso’s hoof automatism, would love to see him stub his cigarette in Alonso’s eye
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Pep rates RLC but certain fans keep telling me he’s shit 👀👀
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