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Hearing a lot of “Gobert is absolutely getting cooked” and every clip is Rudy playing the best defense he possibly could and Jokic doing something nobody else on the planet can do
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In the first quarter, Tony Romo was like “everyone thinks this is gonna be a high scoring game but it’s gonna be like 24-20” and I was like wtf is this dude on and now I’m convinced he’s a prophet
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Duke has a British linebacker named Memorable Factor… of course he was on the rowing and rugby teams😭
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Northwestern won a bowl game and Ohio State didn’t
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By the way:
Northwestern: 7-5
USC: 7-5
UCLA: 7-5
Duke: 7-5
Miami: 7-5
Texas A&M: 7-5
Wisconsin: 7-5
Imagine showing this to people before the season
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David Braun watched one drive of Ryan Hilinski and immediately grabbed Bryant out of the concussion tent
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@bjpf_
Gilbert Arenas gets a vote??? The same guy that said to kick the Europeans out of the league???
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Fitz was disgraced and shamed by Northwestern fans and was fired immediately after. Illinois fans welcomed Shannon back with open arms and cheered for him. Thinking is hard!
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Pat Fitzgerald is nice to me so he couldn’t possibly allow hazing in his football team!
I realize you all want to cancel Pat Fitzgerald and want me to cancel him too…immediately.
Unfortunately, when you have a 27-year relationship with a person, you can’t read one story, or an account attributed to one or two people, and cancel a man who you know to be one of the
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EVANSTON IS FINALLY GETTING A REAL COLLEGE BAR!!
It’s on Clark St by the old Burger King — it’s called Mas Salud and opens on April 28th. It’s got a few different sections in it and will be open till 2 am. I’m so excited you have no idea guys😭
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Jasmine Carson has decided she is actually Caitlin Clark
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So we all have to move online… despite the fact that undergrad cases have stayed at nearly the exact same rate since the first weekend surge… while grad students are the ones spiking… and it can’t be that every time I look into Kellogg there’s crowds of ppl with no masks…
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@acosta32_jp
Absolutely despise the weekly idea that teams would ever draft someone so that another team wouldn’t get them… that’s not how it works
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SOURCES: Northwestern had a “secret scrimmage” this past weekend against Notre Dame, in which the Wildcats were victorious, 85-71. Fifth-year Boo Buie racked up 34 points, while NU senior Ty Berry hit five threes.
PSU transfer Kebba Njie led the Irish with 19 in a losing effort.
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Over the last two seasons, Northwestern has beaten every single Big Ten opponent, except one.
Tonight’s the night.
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FYI: AD Gragg told alumni in NYC last week that Northwestern will play a home game at Lambeau Field this year. He didn’t mention the opponent, but it would likely be Wisconsin on Oct. 19.
This smacks of 1991, when NU played a “home” game vs. Ohio State in Cleveland. 😒
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Christian Watson, I only need 58 fantasy points from you to get to the championship game, LETS GO BABY
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My heart actually sank
What was the worst thing this man did to your favorite team?
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College football is so fun when Northwestern isn’t ruining my day by 2pm
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CLASSES LITERALLY START TOMORROW WHAT??? WYM CANCELLED?
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WHAT
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The worst Northwestern alum has joined in with his opinion! How lovely!
I realize you all want to cancel Pat Fitzgerald and want me to cancel him too…immediately.
Unfortunately, when you have a 27-year relationship with a person, you can’t read one story, or an account attributed to one or two people, and cancel a man who you know to be one of the
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So many couples holding hands on the lakefill I’m gonna be sick
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Northwestern has one day a year that it pretends it’s a state school and the students have no idea how to act
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It was reportedly a Bio 201 exam.
THERE IS NO REASON TO RISK YOUR LIFE IN ORDER TO CONTINUE TAKING AN EXAM! EVER!
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Phone call that says “University police are responding to a blank on the Evanston blank” is so informative and helpful!
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I’m torn on Blake Smith because on one hand he needs a much better number than 43, but on the other hand it is so funny when someone gets cooked by a walk-on guard wearing 43😭😭
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Last spring, I (sober) was at the beach w five of my friends (drunk) and Oliver was there, trying to give them drinks. We saw him pour stuff in the “beers” he was trying to give them, and luckily another sober friend and I were there, as we knew his history w it in the past (1/?)
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“So basically, Northwestern has been bad at basketball forever, except 2017, right? And they’re about to make March Madness, which is crazy because their coach was almost fired last year and nobody expected them to be good. So they’re like big underdogs.”
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A second crane has hit the marching band and student section
.
@NorthwesternU
Ryan Field Demotion in
@CityofEvanston
, IL
About half of the east bleachers have been cleared.
#evanston
#photography
@NUFBFamily
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WELL HELLO THERE PURDUE BASKETBALL
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If we go back to wildcat wellness again I think I will honestly lapse into total alcoholism
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Listen man, it’s not Northwestern fans’ fault that Illinois is allowing a rapist to play for them!
In an email sent just now before tonight's game against No. 10 Illinois, Northwestern men's basketball advises fans to "Refrain from using derogatory language," which could even lead to a technical foul on the Wildcats.
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The thing that does suck about sports is that “cheaters never win” is so false. Patriots. Astros. Now Michigan. Just sucks so much
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If nothing happened, then why not sign your names, like that Mike Polisky petition? Don’t be shy!
Statement from Northwestern’s entire team pushing back against the allegations of hazing, which they call “exaggerated and twisted.” They also say coach Pat Fitzgerald had no knowledge or involvement in the allegations.
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Northwestern scriptwriters cooking up a 20-point Wildcat win, the arena getting free Chick-Fil-A and a student hitting a half court shot
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Made it big but didn’t get paid💔
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I GOT AN A ON MY NEUROSCIENCE MIDTERM THAT I GRINDED MY ASS OFF FOR
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The players saying absolutely nothing happened is literally being refuted by STAFFERS now… it’s so over
Just an update: I have now confirmed with multiple former Northwestern football staffers both the "running" of players and the "car washes" described in
@thedailynu
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Riley Leonard, you are a Northwestern Wildcat!
Duke QB Riley Leonard set to enter the transfer portal. Notre Dame a likely destination.
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Who is the Northwestern sicko I have to know
This is old (like a year ago, we've added more folks), but here's a general representation of what many of the folks behind the account (some posters, some in the Discord, etc) all come from.
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Oh boy Boo Buie is coming back, I wonder what heinous things our barstool account will say today to piss off the other barstool accounts
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Never really thought about the Nerdwestern stereotype until we got to the track meet and everyone started working on their homework
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“No means no” chants coming through the tv as Terrence Shannon Jr shoots free throws and announcers just saying nothing for at least 10 seconds. Roll fucking ‘Cats
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20 likes and I will Brian Daboll before my first class today
UPDATE: Daboll was the first coach to crack a beer. Coors light tall boy at officially 11:32 am.
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Everyone who hates us fails to realize how funny it would be if Northwestern won the Big Ten
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STOP SELLING OUT THE GAMES TO OPPOSING FANS AND DESIGNATE MORE STUDENT TICKETS INSTEAD
Sunday's game against Iowa is officially 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓 ‼️
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Illinois and Penn State beating Northwestern and having to go to Des Moines as a result is the funniest possible outcome
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My professor is a psychopath for making an assignment due at noon on dillo
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Congrats to Robbie Beran on his commitment to Virginia Tech!
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The northwestern instagram video where they show all the students happily studying for finals is soooooo fake. I am DYING over here and on the brink of an anxiety attack 24/7
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Mike Bajakian, get ready to wait some tables buddy!
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Every detail I find out about the Ohio State graduation is more insane than the last
When Ohio State emailed Chris Pan about being spring commencement speaker, he didn’t respond because he thought it was a joke.
Another university employee said Pan was “the worst person they have ever worked with.”
@Juicewag
details Sunday’s debacle:
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The guy literally joined NU six months ago and was hung out to dry to reporters by the president and AD, who should’ve been taking the questions. He did a damn good job talking football — what he was hired to coach — while not ignoring the issues with the program. This is garbage
The
@suntimes_sports
cover, featuring
#Northwestern
coach David Braun, who said his players are facing ‘adversity.’ Asks
@MorrisseyCST
: How tone-deaf is this guy?
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The 1% of Northwestern is just Jonda
The % Of Fans That Actually Attended The School They Root For
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I haven’t spoken to this dude since high school but if him thinking I’m a chiefs fan is our way of staying in contact then maybe I should go for it
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Northwestern is 69th in NET and 56th in KenPom Rankings (8th in Big Ten for both). I’m curious how much the Chicago St loss affected both, anyone know the formulas that can figure out how different it would’ve been if NU had won?
Good wins over Purdue, Illinois, Dayton, MSU, MD
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Typical NU to drop a Saturday 11pm email and hope the students are too busy partying to see it
"After reviewing the report, I assessed a two-week suspension for Head Coach Pat Fitzgerald, which went into effect immediately. However, upon reflection, I believe I may have erred in weighing the appropriate sanction for Coach Fitzgerald," University President Michael Schill
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Imagine seeing this at the beginning of the season. Unbelievable
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Why has Justin Mullins not gotten any playing time
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This Northwestern-Rutgers game has assembled the most obnoxious grouping of student journalists in one section and it’s glorious
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This is like when you choose the press conference answer in My Career and get +500 fans and +2% team chemistry
Asked if NIL played a role in Rod Heard’s transfer to Notre Dame, Northwestern coach David Braun says:
“Honestly, I don't know how much it played, but what I can say I'm really proud of is Rod’s leaving Northwestern with his degree, Wildcat through and through. And at the end of
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In the dorms, I’d be stressed as shit on the verge of tears about how I was going to do all my work and meet all my deadlines and I’d look over and my Poly Sci roommate would be doing shit like this with weed
Sex is cool but have I ever showed you how I make my coffee at home
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P5 Conferences left out of the CFP:
2022: ACC, P12
2021: ACC, P12, B12
2020: P12, B12
2019: P12
2018: B10, P12
2017: B10, P12
2016: B12
2015: P12
2014: B12
Conferences get left out every year. If you think there’s something intrinsically wrong with an SEC-less CFP, get over it
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Holy mother of god.
Friday, December 1st.
B1G Home Opener vs Purdue.
Week before finals, no classes.
We may see the greatest Northwestern men’s basketball crowd in the history of Welsh-Ryan Arena.
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🚨Northwestern Baseball is currently winning a game🚨
'Cats strike first!
@stephenhrustic2
drives in
@o_mcelfatrick
with a sac fly and we're on the board 😼
T1 | NU 1, LTU 0
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In honor of getting out of iso tonight, the final stash😌
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This is Brooks Barnhizer slander
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“DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS?” - My roommate trying salsa for the first time
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I’ll never forget drunkenly meeting Julian Roper (and Casey Simmons) at 1 am in an Elder lounge last year while holding back my (also drunk) friend from talking to them about Nebraska FB. Ju was one of my favs and a guy I was really looking forward to seeing as a senior at NU :/
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NORTHWESTERN BASEBALL HAS WON A GAME
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The sun rises up into a light blue Sacramento sky. The clock ticks closer to 7 a.m., but alas, the research paper is done. Fifteen pages, 3000 words and an Alani energy drink in the rear view mirror, but what’s done is done.
Sleep? It’s for the weak. I am an academic WEAPON.
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Absolutely loaded CFB lineup and instead IM GONNA BE WATCHING PRIMETIME NORTHWESTERN VS MINNESOTA SATURDAY NIGHT LIGHTS AT RYAN FIELD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Next week in college football:
Ohio State at Notre Dame
Colorado at Oregon
Florida State at Clemson
Ole Miss at Alabama
Iowa at Penn State
My God.
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I GOT AN A- ON MY JOURNALISM FINAL BITCHES SOMEONE GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE
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Only two quarterbacks could defeat Jalen Hurts this season: Patrick Mahomes and Taylor Heinicke
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Idc if Penn State is 8-8, any Big Ten game is gonna be tough and great to get a road win against a team we’ve struggled to beat in recent years. Go ‘Cats baby
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FWIW: The last time zero No. 1 seeds made the Final Four was 2006
It’s way too much work to figure out when the last time zero even made the Elite Eight, but I’m sure someone who gets paid to do this research and shit will find it out
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That player letter is looking worse and worse🤢
The former Northwestern player sent ESPN a screenshot of a whiteboard, which he says was in the middle of the locker room. Image is headlined "SHREK'S LIST" and includes a list of players' names and several bulleted items, including "naked slingshot" and "naked bear crawls."
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