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Transit enthusiast. Health professional, writer, he/him, Jew, Ohioan.

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Joined May 2011
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@Juicewag
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3 months
Trying to get rid of a couch today and got this very normal message
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3 months
I have good news for you about the conviction today of one of Epstein’s associates
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They convicted Donald Trump of 34 felonies before a single client on Jeffrey Epstein’s List was arrested
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I don’t think anyone outside of Ohio is ready for how intensely and wholly hate-able JD Vance is. He makes being a hater easier than anyone perhaps ever.
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3 years
woke up today and my street name has been changed to this. one of the worst things this city has ever done.
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@brvss13 The Chicago fetish community apparently doesn’t sleep
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4 months
📍This user went to Yale Law📍
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JD Vance
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Elite universities have become expensive day care centers for coddled children. It's time to tax university endowments aggressively. They no longer serve a useful social function, so they shouldn't get taxpayer subsidies.
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3 months
Absolutely incredible that this consulting firm paid by the city is saying more visitors came to Columbus than Chicago last year. This would be 1 out of 6 Americans visiting Columbus.
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Columbus unveils new tourism campaign amidst major urban developments
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1 year
*guy giving his new coworker in columbus lunch recs* yeah uhhh do you want the uh italian chipotle, korean chipotle, or uh i guess the chipotle chipotle
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@twothickscoops My eunuch advising me
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3 months
EA once again has to be commended for their realism, they nailed the Donovan Edwards player traits
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10 months
Upon basic analysis of Connor Stalions Venmo he sure does have a lot of people paying him back for “t-shirt” orders
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3 years
@freak_leader confirmed Urban Meyer
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oh my god 💀
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3 years
drunk at a wedding and may have just inadvertently ruined Urban Meyer’s marriage. i love this country.
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@Kevinish He was I mmediately blocked
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8 months
It’s just really uncomfortable seeing so many people dunking on this random Hasidic guy for his name/looks. All he did was put a picture of himself smiling on a plane?
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3 months
This is blowing up, please come take this couch (there are no stains), I’ll even throw in some beer and a bit of vodka I have left
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3 months
@ukiechi Ah yup
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3 months
Sending prayers to the Bosa family and all of their loved ones 🙏🙏🙏
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Related if anyone in Chicago wants a couch it’s all yours
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3 years
the polaris magic mountain being torn down is the real sign of america’s downfall
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@Juicewag
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2 years
confession time: in 2018 i used 10 different email addresses to get 10 free tickets to Ben Shapiro Live at Ohio State and i sold them all for $50 each on twitter to local rich white high school boys. paid my rent for a month.
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1 year
no one will be paying $1,500 for a 1br in the university district i hope this project suffers and they lose every damn penny they put in
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Ohio State students’ goodbye to a longtime bar, Bier Stube, might come faster than they think.
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4 years
@gsheamercer @Cat_Russell_ ownership must have taken this very personally
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5 years
When I was 8 my mom’s company had me make a pamphlet about myself in 20 years for bring your child to work day. I’m pretty sure I described being a single drug lord in LA.
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4 months
Finding out the OSU commencement speaker is a “motivational speaker and singer” who has 15k Instagram followers and speech includes talking about investing in Bitcoin and asking to be their life TA is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
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1 year
I say this with all sincerity, go fuck yourself you piece of dogshit.
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JD Vance
1 year
We're still learning about the horrific shooting in Nashville. But if early reports are accurate that a trans shooter targeted a Christian school, there needs to be a lot of soul searching on the extreme left. Giving in to these ideas isn't compassion, it's dangerous.
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@Juicewag
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2 years
my strongest political take is that absentee voters deserve to get i voted stickers in the mail
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3 years
real CPD hours
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@pearsonified Saturday? I was at home cooking dinner
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3 years
i adopted a cat today and his name is nigel and he is perfect
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@ForecasterEnten Much much more likely is that the pollsters cannot accurately poll black and minority voters
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7 years
OSU Romeo and Juliet- he's a Midway guy but she's a Bullwinkle's girl. Coming to campus Fall of 2018.
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10 months
I was wrong about you. I didn’t know the forces of evil were conspiring against you. I didn’t know it really was you against the world. Coach I hope and pray you’ll forgive me for what I’ve said, I now know you’ll deliver us to the promised land.
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4 years
@marooncatz @girlfr0g @BigTucsonDad His name is Moishe Goldstein
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6 months
Being one of the 3 people to move to Canton has to feel crazy
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8 months
It is absolutely insane if you don’t fire Ryan Day after this.
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3 years
this bar just kicked me out because my Ohio ID is, “out of country,” genuinely in shock i beg you all to learn geography
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3 years
twitter is fun because i’ll spend 35 hours curating a single tweet to get 20 favorites then someone will just tweet this photo and get 9.4 million
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3 years
@gervais_mg @BNODesk This is literally a scientific study. Your anecdotal evidence, that doesn’t even refute the studies findings, is wholly unnecessary and not relevant.
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Shocker
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10 months
as well all know the hallmark of aushwitz was its legal weed
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The right is shocked they don’t appeal to regular Americans when this is their normal rhetoric
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“Give it to me straight, how long will it take to blow 51% of America?”
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This is the most realistic thing to ever happen in a video game, I can’t wait. (From @MattBrownEP )
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3 years
@JaneTimkenOH @graeters got you a beer to wash that down with, Jane!
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10 months
Hmmmm
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3 years
@TheOllieC @freak_leader me, you, and JD just ruined urbans marriage lmaoooo
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7 years
Number of OSU playoff appearances before the construction of The Tom W. Davis Clocktower™: 2 Number of playoff appearances after: 0 🤔🤔🤔
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4 years
all jokes aside voting early in franklin county was super easy and fast, i was in and out in 5 min. board of elections is open for early voting 8-5 mon-fri for the next few weeks and if anyone needs a ride i’m happy to pick you up and drive just dm.
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1 year
boosting this again now that we know they literally did nothing
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Columbus Dispatch
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Smart Columbus spent $50 million on transportation. What worked and what's next?
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@snsptzr Columbus is more popular than Vegas everyone knows this
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If you still think Letterman’s schtick is funny you should be legally barred from accessing the internet
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I am demanding an IMMEDIATE answer to this by @Tim_Walz . No I am not talking about the national guard thing - I’ve lied about being a state trooper before to get a free beer, so I’m not one to judge. Winning a state “championship” as a head coach in a state as pointless
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I think one of the interesting parts here is that if I, a non-journalist regular dude, can find this within 6 seconds why didn’t the paper of record for the city push back in any way or ask any questions?
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@Juicewag
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10 months
I bought a case of natty here once at 18 and the guy behind the counter was watching porn full volume during our entire transaction (obviously didn’t ID me)
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This is like the erewhon of the midwest
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2 years
really tough week for jewish guys who love rap and basketball which happens to be like 95% of all jewish guys
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4 months
For @rooster_ohio I wrote about the commencement speech from hell. Complete with some inside details on how exactly it was ever allowed to happen.
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3 years
as part of March Madness i’ll be hosting my own bracket challenge selecting Ohio’s Worst Politician! for predictions, venmo me $10 to enter, winner-takes-all
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if someone ran for mayor on banning peddle wagons i’d donate my entire net worth to them ($1,845), quit my job, and volunteer 80+ hours a week for their campaign
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4 years
once we’re all vaccinated the first bar trivia back im going to be absolutely ruthless. no prisoners im going to win the $25 bar gift card or d*e trying.
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@SenSherrodBrown
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Good @Amtrak service shouldn’t be a privilege just for those on the coasts. New routes proposed today would help grow businesses, create jobs, and connect communities in Ohio & across the Midwest. I’ll keep fighting to make sure Ohio's at the center of Amtrak's expansion plans.
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@ColumbusCrew No joke, fuck this shit I’m out.
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5 years
Going to start clarifying every statement I make with, “As someone who was permanently banned from Ohio State Alpha Gamma Delta’s Nacho Night, I...”
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@andy_stawicki2 Yeah coach they are. Is that ok? Did they hurt your feelings?
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2 years
blessed to announce that after graduation i’ve accepted a role at McKinsey & Co as an Analyst on their “Cutting SNAP Benefits to Working Class Family’s” team. can’t wait to get started!
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2 years
if Condado has 100 haters I’m one of them, if Condado has 50 haters I’m one of them, if Condado has 10 haters I’m one of them, if Condado has 0 haters I must be dead
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Guy who thinks the pride parade is every day of the year
@aarbaer
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WhY doNt SUburbANitES WaNT tO cOMe tO thE ShORt NoRtH??
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LETS GOOOOOOO TEAM. WE DID IT! BEST STATE!!!!
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Columbus Dispatch
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'In a league of its own': Ohio is No.1 state when it comes to public corruption, experts say
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For once I am so happy and proud with the people of Ohio. We protected our women, we protected their rights and their choices, and Ohio will be a better state for everyone to live in. Let's carry this momentum into next November.
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two days ago the ohio attorney general, dave yost, said there was "not a whisper" that a 10 year old was actually raped and had to go to Indiana for an abortion. today the rapist was arrested. fuck Dave Yost.
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@Farmer8Sean ok so drop out lol
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@jackfromohio call me a party pooper but this is fucked up
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4 years
wealth redistribution but starting with everyone who lived at the wellington while going to osu
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In Columbus we have a growing population and no public transit. You just can’t go anywhere. There’s no trains, none. They spend the train money studying a hyperloop or whatever that is.
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starting to think it might not be terry’s own money
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my two baby cousins made an, “art gallery,” of their own finger paintings to sell for a dollar for charity and my grandma hit back with this. absolute stunner.
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🔜
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The early reviews are in
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4 months
Finding out the OSU commencement speaker is a “motivational speaker and singer” who has 15k Instagram followers and speech includes talking about investing in Bitcoin and asking to be their life TA is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
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10 months
Frank LaRose pick up your phone, destiny is calling
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1 year
this has me ready to run through a brick wall, fuck issue 1
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@HouseholderOH “I’m for the first amendment” “But not when it does something I don’t like.”
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Imagine explaining to your kid in 15 years that they were only born because of tinder swipe night
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1 year
people ask why i love columbus and it’s because this city just constantly has shit like this and all you can do is laugh
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Amazing back to back tweets
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@ColumbusCrew Cancelling my season tickets.
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3 years
don’t talk to me till i’ve had my morning ivermectin
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yo why did they have to do me like this 💀💀
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im one of the most terminally online ohio politics people here and i cannot for the life of me even figure out what election he's talking about
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@SherrodBrown It’s bad enough that you are an election denier. Now you want to deny Ohioans their right to vote.
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3 years
@k_deamer You’re holding campaign signs and wearing campaign shirts. In Ohio the law says you need to be 100 ft away if so. Not an attack on you, it’s the law.
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4 years
if jim jordan becomes the next US senator from the state of ohio i will become the next former resident of the state of ohio
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@girlfr0g moishe//jewdog
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@rooster_ohio meanwhile they shot wooden bullets at me for standing on a sidewalk at 9pm
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