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Rebel scum, independent author, Bowie/NIN/Nirvana obsessive. Twin Peaks, ASOIAF, Dune, Lost, The Leftovers, ANDOR, my own books. he/him

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2 years
“And yet here was Galahad, his horse galloping over the rolling hills at dawn to come upon Camelot at last.” The day has finally arrived! GALAHAD is available for #Kindle and paperback, with cover art by @sanrixian ! Please rate, review, and share!
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Daemon Targaryen when it’s time to do war crimes
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this is literally the news today
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I too remember when Anakin murdered yuenglings
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Amanda Wank Mother Montana, Pondera County Records, 1910-2012
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Laenor Velaryon
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God this takes a long time. Had to order a Pizza.
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BRASSO slapping the shit out of some imperials *with a brick made of Maarva* Andor* is the absolute pinnacle of Star Wars, no question. #Andor
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a song of ice and fire is a story about how everyone in the world has main character syndrome
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Favorite written gag is actually
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@lukeisamazing
the thicc husband & father
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reply with your favorite headline, sign, or other written gag from the Simpsons. I’ll start with “nerds pummeled in football melee”
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not black or green but a secret third thing
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Viserys at his last supper
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ah yes, Aegon II Targaryen
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the election if Kamala compels George to finally release The Winds of Winter
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This week’s Criston Cole Award for projecting your own insecurities goes to… Jacaerys Velaryon!
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Daemon Targaryen at Harrenhal in between war crimes
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#HouseOfTheDragon the thing about having twins with interchangeable names that you can’t pick apart being on opposite sides of the civil war is that it’s a whole microcosm of the Black/Green conflict, in this TED Talk I will
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anything to avoid writing Winds of Winter, smdh
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GameofThrones Quotes
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The face in the weirwood tree at Harrenhal is George R. R. Martin's. This is so clever and fun! #HOTD
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big lady tired
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Barely Stark United States Census, 1850
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my brother in r’hllor, that’s the point
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tfw Paul Rudd shows up to save the universe
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boy have I got some bad news about the remainder of the Dance
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Rhaenyra has been through so much loss and heartbreak #HouseOfTheDragon
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ah yes, that one I meant to do
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this exchange between Adam Levine and Leto II Atreides is wild
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yes that radical left magazine *checks notes* ...Christianity Today
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this movie fucking rips, but my favorite is probably the two minutes David Bowie shows up as the long lost Phillip Jeffries. The remaining narrative of TP hinges on this very brief scene
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What is your favorite moment or scene from "TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME"?
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@anamariecox I actually did call the Suicide Lifeline. I poured my heart out, I cried harder than ever in my life. My wife had left me months earlier & wasn’t forthcoming about reasons. I broke. It was 2am in an empty house & I was smoking cigarettes. I called. Someone talked me through.
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the thing about game of thrones was that ramin djawadi never missed.
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@FilmUpdates
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Casting is currently underway for Marvel’s ‘Fantastic Four,’ which will release in 2025. Who would you like to see in the roles? ()
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oh shit oh fuck oh shit winter is coming
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Ever seen an albino raven before? Now you have :>
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everyone thinking Jon was somehow worthless because he didn’t deliver the killing blow—hi hello 👋 would the coalition have been built without him? The best king in the history of Westeros was known as The Conciliator for a reason, smdh
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Daemon absolutely like “oh no you don’t, Crispy”
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bastard Visibility day
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Pretty sure this is about Stannis Baratheon
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@SimoneLasher this is hilariously from morbius
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That might’ve been the strongest episode of House of the Dragon thus far. Really picking up steam, but it was all people talking in rooms, schemes within schemes, sins and shame. The acting was incredible, D’Arcy, Cooke, Frankel, Glynn-Carney, Ifans, Saban… all OWNED. #hotd
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any time Criston Cole is on screen
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Bilbo Baggins at the party for his 111th birthday:
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I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.
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just realized if the Dune series makes it to Dune Messiah, the discourse is going to be A M A Z I N G
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something about this sequence really doesn’t sit well with me, given how Thrones actually ended
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do NOT drink and drive
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*Light of the Seven plays in the background*
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GOING GREEN: The Chicago River is dyed a vivid green in celebration of St. Patrick's Day!
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can’t believe bran’s been king for a year and everything’s gone to shit
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Quentyn Martell:
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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through
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she gives you this look and the next thing you know you’re in a meeting with Willem Blackwood
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the thing about “the prince that was promised” prophecy is that Jon Snow was a prince whose protection/survival was literally promised. Do with this information what you will. “Promise me, Ned.”
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I keep going back and forth that the point of the Dance of the Dragons is how quickly events spiraled out of control, but it feels weird that none of the big acts have been painted as intentional in the show? almost like a Dr. Strangelove with dragons
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FEELING GREAT!
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By what right does the wolf judge the lion?
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Fuck me up Trial of Jaime Lannister. Fuck me all the way up.
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Witch-King of Angmar: no man can kill me Eowyn:
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one year since ANDOR
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A Song of Game of Ice and Fire Thrones
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Game of Thrones is back, and it makes me happy. For my mental health and yours
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“Bring me pictures of Spider-Man!”
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Last night’s #HouseoftheDragon felt sort of revolutionary, expanding upon the unconventional/poly family dynamic established last week, but defying the “bury your gays” trope & subverting reader expectations by outright denying the fate of a character while maintaining history
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@DanaSchwartzzz I say “Rural Juror” way more than is common
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this character was an absolute delight that I didn’t know I needed
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I know some of you are gonna want this as a reaction image so here’s a high quality version lmao
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is it a curse or a blessing to know what’s coming in House of the Dragom? Only the old gods know for sure
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Daemon Targaryen: “Dreams did not make us kings.” Daenys the Dreamer:
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dune memes let’s do this
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You: “Ned Stark was dumb and that’s why he got killed.” Me:
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Abolish DHS
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Don’t Boo…Revolt!
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In 18 years, DHS has gone from being a non-existent department to being one of the most terroristic forces in America. They’ve engaged in kidnapping & child trafficking & now they’re deploying forces into US cities to terrorize citizens exercising their first amendment rights.
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LOL getting a lot of “but Jace is right!” comments in response to this—just because he’s right about handing the power over dragons to others doesn’t mean he’s not projecting his own insecurities about bastardy, especially when using a loaded term like “mongrel”
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This week’s Criston Cole Award for projecting your own insecurities goes to… Jacaerys Velaryon!
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Otto Hightower be like
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NO NED! DON’T DO IT! DON’T ACCEPT THE POSITION, NED! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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@asoiaftweetthru
ASOIAF Tweet Through
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“Lord Eddard Stark, I would name you the Hand of the King.” #RobertBaratheon #EddardStark
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there are way too many
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@BlackLCult
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What are your favorite TWIN PEAKS images?
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also remembering how billy from stranger things is Rob Lowe from St Elmo’s Fire
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@ldrinkh20 Luke throwing down the saber...
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“Why did you decide to do Game of Thrones on Broadway?” GRRM:
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all the people coming together to call conservatives weirdos
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twitter dot com
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me and the boys line up to the breakfast buffet after the vaccine drops
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Final GOT season ranking: 63148275 Top five episodes: 1. The Winds of Winter 2. Hardhome 3. Blackwater 4. Kissed by Fire 5. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms I will not be taking questions or criticisms but will accept your praise
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I kind of like the Alicent/Cole stuff. She can’t have Rhaenyra, so she takes Rhaenyra’s former lover. Cole can’t have Rhaenyra, so he takes her best friend. They’re both haunted by the one that got away, so they use the other as a stand-in
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Nine Inch Nails x @_HEALTH_
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Chinatown (1974)
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Rhaenys Targaryen exploding through the floor of the dragonpit, murdering hundreds, but not burning the greens, was a really stupid creative choice
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What House of the Dragon opinions would get you cancelled?
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MEANS TV
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A White House advisor said the administration doesn’t want to give people any more pandemic relief because they don't want people sitting at home when they should be at work. The CDC is projecting a surge of 80,000 new deaths by the end of January.
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You, a plebeian: “George RR Martin is a master of subtlety.” George RR Martin:
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lewys piper 🇵🇸
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The reign of King Maegor I Targaryen, known to history and legend as Maegor the Cruel, lasted six years and sixty-six days.
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the karstarks are just the sackville-bagginses of asoiaf, send tweet
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Drogon: ‘twas the Iron Throne that killed my mother Damned seat! Let my heated breath reduce it to molten scoria Then with mine claw’d fingers, bear her to that final heaven Beyond sight, as we disappear from this scorched hell for good and all [Exit Drogon]
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did I catch Black Phillip in Harrenhal, or
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Gendry proposing to Arya is Robert and Lyanna 2.0 send tweet
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I really enjoyed how this particular show represented Dragonstone as a misty, brooding, dreamy island. It had a nightmare quality to it that was absolutely gorgeous
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Rhaenyra and Syrax arriving at Dragonstone #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd
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man, when that theme song hit this time around
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the thing about game of thrones was that ramin djawadi never missed.
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why must she be SO COOL
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is this about house of the dragon or america
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RHYS 😭😭😭
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there’s something to be said for this #HotD episode being bookended by skullsmashings by men whose petty emotions get the best of them. it’s almost like toxic masculinity is a helluva thing.
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Muad’Dib when it’s time to duel Feyd Rautha
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@ditzkoff @neilhimself Really love what he’s done with House of the Dragon too
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i’m going to be a dad today.
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how can the same person team up with himself
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September 30 October 1
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You: “Bran chapters are boring.” Me:
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I just think it’s neat that they let the actors act for their season finale.
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I keep typing up things and deleting, typing and deleting, but the truth is this: attacks on lgbt people are escalating, and it’s not just “trans panic”—it’s targeting for genocide and fascism and people need to call it such and make fighting it a priority
@JoshuaPHilll
Read No Shortcuts
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Bleak to see anyone say, “trans rights are not a priority when we are headed for literal fascism” as though the attacks on trans people and all queer people at this point aren’t a major part of the plan to develop new scapegoats, police more people, and build literal fascism.
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