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📅 June 18
🕓 7:00 AM PT
⏳ Roughly 40 minutes
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it's a shame that i'm a lesbian because the flame emperor and masked marth are kinda attractive ngl
if only there were actually beautiful women under those masks...
i don't know why i find byleth's sad sprite a bit funny too.
it's like she wanted to spend her day off on the fishing pit but then saw it was closed for repairs or something.
the year is 2050. they're making a three houses remake, but it's gone WOKE.
>the game is now called "pronoun emblem"
>byleth is now spelled as BI-leth
>claude has transitioned into claudia
>dimitri can now marry male characters.
>edelgard is now just a lesbian
>yuri leclerc
i don't know why i find byleth's sad sprite a bit funny too.
it's like she wanted to spend her day off on the fishing pit but then saw it was closed for repairs or something.
Yes you can accept evil women who are just evil but can you accept women who do something no one else had the courage to do and many hate them for despite it literally being for the greater good?
sex is just like fire emblem three houses. you have to take good care of your allies. you gotta prepare yourself properly before each battle. hegemon edelgard is there.
anyway, this is still the best art to have ever come out of heroes.
the idea of edelgard's hair buns coming loose mid-battle, letting her hair flow freely, making her look majestic as she keeps on fighting
i love it, mwah, chef's kiss
MANY SHOT FOR THE TOP, BUT ONLY ONE COULD BE THE ONE
SHAMIR NEVRAND DEFEATS MERCEDES VON MARTRITZ AND IS THE WINNER OF THE 2024 FODLAN STRAPMASTER TOURNAMENT
HER PRIZE IS THAT SHE GETS TO USE SAID STRAP ON ME
THE REST OF YOU GET NOTHING
GOOD NIGHT
IT'S TIME FOR THE GRAND FINALS, ONLY TWO REMAIN
THE LAST ROUND OF THE TOURNAMENT TO FIND OUT WHICH THREE HOUSES WOMAN HAS THE BIGGEST STRAP IN FODLAN BEGINS
(or who uses it better idk anymore)
24 HOURS
VOTE BELOW
men will say hear me out and show you the most conventionally attractive woman you've ever seen (she's not wearing makeup). women will say hear me out and show you this thing
Fire Emblem Three Houses director Toshiyuki Kusakihara confirms that Edelgard von Hresvelg has a polycule full of women
"Every woman in Fodlan holds hands with her. Even Rhea."
“oomf is problematic”
“who?”
“choose the black eagles, get c+ support with edelgard before chapter 11, talk to edelgard in the monastery during chapter 11, choose 'i'll go with you' and after completing the map choose 'i must protect edelgard' to find out.”
at this point i legit don't bother with three houses discourse anymore, i just block obvious bad faith arguments and move on lmao
i'm just here because edelgard legit means a lot to me, and i'll ride by her until the end
(pic not mine, just saw it on edelgang and it's funny)
Maybe they’re not destined to be together. Maybe they’re doomed to be. Maybe fate brought them together as punishment so they could destroy each other. Except it backfired. Maybe they manage to steal a happy ending from life’s greedy hands just to spite them all.
LESBIANISM IS THE SOURCE OF TRUE KNIGHTHOOD BTW. BY ABANDONING THE PATRIARCHY IN PURSUIT OF LOVE OUTSIDE OF SOCIETAL COERCION MIGHT YE UNCOVER THE DIVINE.
honestly? i don't like enlightened one byleth (aka greenleth)
just regular, old, mercenary byleth that probably hasn't showered in 3 weeks before arriving at garreg mach gets me going
almost 5 years and she's still living rent-free in her hater's minds mfers just can't stop malding about her <3 her impact is as huge as her 9-inch- *gets dragged off-screen*