Lance “Hawk Tuah” Hagler
@hawklance1965
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Do NOT message me with pictures of your rack. #RobertELee #Tide #proVLM #FuckSamad #Cedric
Tuscaloosa, AL
Joined September 2024
My 7 year old brother knows ball I guess. Didn’t remember starting that early.
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@al_niggemeyer I’d have to guess that suicide squad is the first film he has been allowed to see with leading female actress, Margot Robbie. Kid knows ball.
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@MaxBloomberg69 Thanks for warning me. This means my nights gonna be disturbed by my bogus chi o neighbors pregame. Maybe I should bring out the big guns (jbl partybox speaker) and play creed to cancel out their chappell roan.
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The most insane editing I’ve ever seen in my life
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Do you guys think Connor smith ever sees Twitter and will self reflects on his actions?.
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If you are attending chi omega date party, go fuck yourself. My wack ass chi o neighbors are have the weakest pregame of all time. I have so much hatred in my heart for Chi Omega sorority.
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My boy in beta (valid) told me con con came to his room and cried about burnerverse (pussy) wondering if we are starting to take things too far (he deserves it).
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Just ate a dominos pizza and took a 30 mg adderall. Bruno library bathroom doesn’t stand a chance.
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Happy Mewing Monday. If only I could mew this good for my composite
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@stimmyaddict Sounds like a scene straight from the great film of La La Land. Not a big musical guy but fantastic movie.
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I wish I could ship this entire car and everyone in it to the fucking Gaza Strip.
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@bigtensucks9 As a management major, I found intro to listening and women’s studies to be very useful.
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Joe Biden pardons his crackhead son 2 days ago now he pledges $1 billion in American taxpayers money to be sent to Africa. Complete fucking BULLSHIT. Never been more outraged. Donald Trump save us.
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The outcome Lance is looking for tonight. Miller pitchers don’t stand a chance
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Yall hate Kamala because she’s a democrat. I hate Kamala because she’s an Indian. We are not the same.
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Gonna go throw rocks at westgate condominiums.
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Lances top 5 tv shows:. 1. Better call Saul .2. Breaking bad.3. The sopranos .4. Ozark .5. The wire . I have time to argue.
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Do NOT post sydney thomas rack without tagging me. Thanks.
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Will not be coming back to Auburn. This is my bartender at skybar.
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Lance accidentally farted (not silent) while getting head last night. She kept sucking tho.
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Never wanna see Jalen milroe in an Alabama jersey ever again.
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Got hawk tuah from an Auburn gphi last night. Feeling: satisfied.
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I’ve been a complete degenerate this week. Even showed up to class hammered. Safe to say I’m turning to soberity this weekend.
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Just went through my class rosters for next semester. Lance is feeling horny and hopeful.
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Imagine choosing to rush at the University of Alabama and your fate is dtd.
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Innisfree instagram is a good indicator of which girls are hot on ig but actually hideous in person.
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It’s just one of those days when I don’t wanna wake up, everything is fucked. Everybody sucks.
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Never thought I’d see sydney thomas getting rizzed up by baby gronk.
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@al_niggemeyer Al I pitched this idea to an ex once, all I got in return was a paragraph about lack of respect and maturity and the block button. Lmk how it goes.
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Woke up thinking about how gay homecoming is. Also super horny, so I might go lurk outside reese phifer today #fucksamad .Best,.Lance H.T. Hagler.
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Taking on Auburn for the weekend. Won’t get the pleasure of seeing half naked girls for Halloween like I would in Tuscaloosa. Too much class in Auburn.
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@itssydneythomas I am in full agreement. If I could press copy and paste and duplicate sydney Thomas across America I would.
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On a serious note— Literally how the fuck do I get a internship. Unfortunately I don’t have parents who can pull strings and get me a internship. I’m seriously struggling and I must have one this summer. Any advice for ole Lance?.
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Yes free him.
He took the life of a dad who did nothing to him and has *ZERO* remorse. This is your hero?
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I really want this kid to throw himself off the nearest bridge.
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Discussing ball with my father. Hes a Florida state fan. He can’t help it.
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