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20s | i rolled the object personification autism & that shit be D-tier, should i reroll? :3
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@theyfabatbirth
u can come out as trans but never come out as autistic thats a career ending move
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@Samm0___
worse when they turn around they all have the same face
i had a nightmare like this once
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twitter should ban me more so i have time to do productive things like learn to play songs
yoru no himawari from subahibi
(夜の向日葵)
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only 1 of these people would burn down ur house if u dated someone new
this is so cute but if i wear it i would just feel like slavic boy drinking branik and squatting next to trash cans
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wait, some ppl genuinely use anime pfps to signal and not because its such a deep rooted part of their self conception that they would die if it were cut off ?
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i actually havent made a single new irl friend in the last 6 yrs but ive become so good at living in my own head + online spaces that i havent noticed
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@billyhumblebrag
noooo but u have to rule out 10283 organic causes like inhalation toxicity from gwyneth paltrow's vagina candle BEFORE u move down to psych diagnoses see thats the pyramid they teach in med school
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@bmopilled
yeh but whether the finger goes into the asshole or not is a world-changing decision that has countless implications on the trajectory of the characters' fates
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@joecommando64
@theyfabatbirth
i couldnt manipulate my way out of my mother what makes u think i could manipulate anything else
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@7amegachi7
do u think they will ever date or is kaoru's face stuck in that stupid ahegao for life
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@doctor_seme
the smell would be more terrible than any other convention yet. i know this from the yaoi floors in akihabara shops.
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@arithmoquine
if u have to ask this question it means ur mental health probably hasnt been bad enough
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thinking about the time i fumbled a coworker interaction by responding to them saying ‘my family has a history of suicides’ with ‘im not surprised’
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the aerodynamics of girls and boys falling off a building
空気力学少女と少年の詩 (subahibi op)
i played with myself
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@PotatoJisp
kind of mirrors the number of queer protagonists named Yuri as if it werent a foghorn
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@kyrievanitas
they said these would b my best years
i mean its nice to have a functioning back but what r they smoking
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bach - ricercar a 6 (sight read of 1st 2 mins)
bach shouldve called this yapper a 6 bc thats what it sounds like when the gc talks over each other
@scheminglunatic
ive never played a 6 part fugue (5's been the max) but maybe now's the time to learn one.
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for the ~50 ppl whove followed me after piano vid plz dont follow me if ur only expecting to see more piano shit bc lots of what goes on this acc is nsfw and borderline illegal. just gotta set expectations
but if ur a subahibi fan u should be alright, uve seen worse :3
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according to all known laws of nature, there is no way that human consciousness should be able to exist. its complexity is too vast to arise from such squishy little brains. humans, of course, are conscious anyway. because humans dont care what nature thinks is impossible
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@NowWmma
@HlGHlNFlDELITY
and she wanted to make the kitten part of herself forever so she ate it!! aww mom 😞
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@Aarushag_
he has another clip on how to enjoy sex after years of death grips, this is fairly tame
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ppl make privs to vent
i dont bc id fall into the trap of making more privs to say shit i couldnt say on the last one
then keep on going until its like dante's 9 circles of increasing sin
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@iSEWPOD
I hope they're released at different times or my wallet's not gonna be able to handle them all
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the quirk of twt is that no matter how much u try, the ppl on ur tl now wont be quite the same in a month's time. so - so long, my overfriendly moots. i love u for all 3 comment threads we shared together in a lifetime
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had no idea it was such good weather out and was sitting in my house like an idiot w the doors and windows shut
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looks = 3/10
clear skin = 4/10
creativity = 2/10
humor = -1/10
mental health = -10/10
confidence = -∞/10
social skills = undefined
memory = 4/10
honestly rate yourself
looks = 5/10
clear skin = 9/10
creativity = 7/10
humor = 8/10
mental health = 5/10
confidence = 4/10
social skills = 3/10
memory = 9/10
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anyone who's tried to know me deeply eventually leaves
not sure if superpower or mega curse
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so taller ppl die younger bc theres more room in their body for things to go wrong
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literature class was incomplete without imagining old ass men as anime girls with fanservice shots
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what everyone says financial freedom at 25 looks like
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u can just about tell how old someone is by how much they care about starting early
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work service jobs long enough and u start thinking they have a point
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i join all the discord servers and never post
just there to harmlessly vibe
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why is there so much zizek at my local bookstore but no wittgenstein
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@thesaintdiet
honestly it looks perfect to me
i <3 how the pink is bright enough to look like an average live laugh love household decoration before u read the text. creates more emotional whiplash than if it were dark red to begin with
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instead of figuring things out ill shut myself in the bathroom and rave until this is over
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now its 0
out of dozens of 'im quitting twt' posts ive seen only 1 actually quit
i now take it more as a way to vent frustration w things they hoped twt would do for them but inevitably didnt
true quitters disappear unannounced when they get preoccupied w other more pressing matters
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intrusive thoughts tell me to text my high school situationship w this cuz they was larping homura all day every day
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class of '09 is offensive but somehow manages not to lose empathy for the groups it lampoons. it's too offensive for the mainstream but too empathetic for the moids so it sits in this weird halfway house
Class of ‘09 creator expected the game to appeal to moids but all it did was bust open the damn holding back a bunch of very resentful young women. Never seen a game describe the hatred I feel inside so perfectly.
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can normies sense not normie or do they think ur a normie but of a different flavor if u hide it well enough
and how can u tell the difference
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if u UNDERSTAND something, u can COMMUNICATE with it
true/false?
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the worst person i know is insanely nice to ppl online unlike me
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i would sell their organs on the black market
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theres gotta be a word like weeb except for ppl obsessed with the classics
Asked this Greek guy if ppl ask each other what their favorite Greek myth is as small talk (like how people here ask about each other’s hogwart houses as small talk). he looked at me with disgust and said “no…? that’s like asking an American who your favorite slave is” bro what
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ive gotten significantly dumber over the last 5 yrs
not sure if wageslavery or necessary adaptation to circumstances or what else
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@crypt0x_0
just stop
real chads do half-night stands, 1/3 night stands, 1/4 night stands and so on for 1/n all the way up to n -> infinity
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nobody:
discord users:
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@_jellydonuts
ik this is touhou so is impossible but u just know mokou wld have the most massive balls under those trousers
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how popular does a post need to b before u mute notifs because its distracting from ur actual conversations
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ive partially figured it out
i think its that at a deep level i dont think im someone id like to b friends w let alone remain around
but not sure what i could do to make myself that way
anyone who's tried to know me deeply eventually leaves
not sure if superpower or mega curse
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so many ppl look the same. everywhere u look there r people. does it really matter who u met when either way ur talking to walls and pleasantly imagining that they understand u.
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and ive got the data from my spotify on repeat to prove it
'my music taste is diverse' no im unabashedly keyist
i will listen to songs in G# and A minor and the rest can fuck off
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why tf does that say hawk tuah
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the number of times this exact image has been posted and people ask 'ohmigod r u ok'
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printing anime pics on the color printer at work feels like hitman the game
there r always ppl around so i gotta time it so neither the pic on my computer nor the printed pic gets seen by ANYONE else
and im not paying $3 to print it at the kmart
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pregnancy was the first gacha but i digress
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ive only seen this in the toilets on the gastroenterology ward
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peak charity
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