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man city ! (retired) self appointed defender of haaland
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akanji trying to act cold but the smile creeps through π i love him
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haaland mad he didn't get 5 goals while gomez hopes he gets 5 minutes today.
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boring league criteria
Boring league. Premier League can hype it up all they like but they've basically created the French League.
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he's always been so supportive towards haaland πππ½
Congratulations @ErlingHaaland ππ»ππ» Nine and a half years ? It surely shouldnβt take you that long?π€ͺππΌββοΈ.
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lol.
3-2 Dortmund. ERLING HAALAND SCORES THE WINNING GOAL IN THE 91ST MINUTE OF THE GAME! HE IS A FORCE OF NATURE!
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no side steps, no jumping, no tip toeing, no pausing just run and kick ball MY GOAT.
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i swear they post this picture every 3 months.
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how are you trying to drag foden while using a picture of him holding the pfa poty trophy ππ.
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he just absorbed that tackle and the other dude got bounced ππ
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our defence after the 74th minute last night:.
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what everyone wifed up is ruben the only chronic bachelor.
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he just mad bc he made a bet on vinicius to win the bdor.
π¨ Lucas PaquetΓ‘ on IG: βJust so you know, Iβm proud to say that Iβm your friend, that I admire you, I cheer for you more than any victory of mine!. I admire your story and the person youβve become! Youβre the best, even if people say otherwise.β
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he kinda looks like mudryk if he took a shower.
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yes im sure there's absolutely no emotional weight for haaland and city
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kdb and kovacic wives have their own fandom i swear lmao but i can see why they're both so gorgeous ππ
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they left a gap for bobb during his hiatus π«π«.
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i officially have a degree πππ½ππ½ haal9rse is an engineer .
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livarpool fans in the quotes trying to play the victim now ππ your boy came at city unprovoked, haaland was asked to comment on the spot and said the trophies he won mean a lot to him and pool have never won a treble SHOCKER.
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guys what if he was sad about his family friend here. im so sad now π.
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my captain take us to the promise land ππππ«π«
Ruben Dias: βMy specific message to our fans is this: More than ever, block out the noise. Protect their house, protect their players. There will always be opinions in football, but always protect your house. Protect your own. βWe can go against the world, if we have to, we are.
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if ederson is gonna teach him english all he will know is "ππΌ"
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savinho already commenting on everyone's posts he's one of us fr π©΅π©΅
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this font would be cool for a limited edition type of release but competing in the champions league with this toddlers handwriting at the back is crazy ππ
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he's a flop but has 4 assists (the same as rashford this season) even tho he's hardly played ππ.
Β£60 million flop but it isn't talked about because he doesn't play for Manchester United.
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you can't tell me this guy is a bad player lmao, sure he doesn't really have a place in our team but his abilities are there, excellent ball carrier and runner, especially in transition and one of the fastest players itl as well. i still believe πππ½.
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i feel sorry for everyone who's never experienced the feeling of erling haaland scoring for their club, one of the most euphoric feelings ever regardless if he's your fav player or not honestly.
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