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defending haaland on twitter isn't enough
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akanji trying to act cold but the smile creeps through 😭 i love him
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pep said if you are below 5'9 get your ass on the pitch
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haaland mad he didn't get 5 goals while gomez hopes he gets 5 minutes today
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boring league criteria
Boring league. Premier League can hype it up all they like but they've basically created the French League
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no side steps, no jumping, no tip toeing, no pausing just run and kick ball MY GOAT
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they're communicating in ederson 😭😭
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streets won't forget the ACTUAL best debut season of all time
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city have the best male and female strikers in the league
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pep celebrated before it hit the back of the net 😭
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im crying why did he just slap him like that 😭😭😭
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imagine this being your opp
i can’t put into words how much i hate him he’s so ginger and ugly it makes me sick
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i swear they post this picture every 3 months
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how are you trying to drag foden while using a picture of him holding the pfa poty trophy 😭😭
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he just absorbed that tackle and the other dude got bounced 😭😭
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he looks like someone tried to draw ronaldo from memory
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what everyone wifed up is ruben the only chronic bachelor
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he kinda looks like mudryk if he took a shower
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yes im sure there's absolutely no emotional weight for haaland and city
City and Haaland are a perfect match. Their success feels so artificial that no matter how much they achieve you can’t help but feel unimpressed. A sports dynasty with no emotional weight behind it.
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these two are fr so happy to be city players man i love them
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kdb and kovacic wives have their own fandom i swear lmao but i can see why they're both so gorgeous 😭😭
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they left a gap for bobb during his hiatus 🫂🫂
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livarpool fans in the quotes trying to play the victim now 😭😭 your boy came at city unprovoked, haaland was asked to comment on the spot and said the trophies he won mean a lot to him and pool have never won a treble SHOCKER
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guys what if he was sad about his family friend here... im so sad now 💔
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if ederson is gonna teach him english all he will know is "👍🏼"
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why he dressed like he's about to go solve a crime
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who won the treble in his first season?????? 😭😭😭😭
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savinho already commenting on everyone's posts he's one of us fr 🩵🩵
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look at my waiters dawgggg im never getting served
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this font would be cool for a limited edition type of release but competing in the champions league with this toddlers handwriting at the back is crazy 😭😭
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rico lewis vs marcelo
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hopefully this is what cityzens need to finally move on...
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seeing the trophies i helped win in person was crazy 😭🙏🏽
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im crying yesterday was the greatest day of his life 😭😭
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he's a flop but has 4 assists (the same as rashford this season) even tho he's hardly played 😭😭
£60 million flop but it isn't talked about because he doesn't play for Manchester United.
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you can't tell me this guy is a bad player lmao, sure he doesn't really have a place in our team but his abilities are there, excellent ball carrier and runner, especially in transition and one of the fastest players itl as well... i still believe 😭🙏🏽
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just remembered we could've gotten bobb ball this carabooty cup game
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do you think he read hojlund as haaland or something bc... 😭😭
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i feel sorry for everyone who's never experienced the feeling of erling haaland scoring for their club, one of the most euphoric feelings ever regardless if he's your fav player or not honestly
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just clocked bobb, doku, gvardiol and savinho are also gonna know what it's like to play with gundo now
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haaland said he doesn't care about the golden boot (or personal achievements) he just wants to win games 😭😭
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@kemisetsommola1
*saliba is devastated with conceding a goal in the last minute and bernardo is celebrating it, the mighty are still top of league pal
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these are gonna be his iconic club legend photos in 30 years 💔
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this grealish and doku masterclass my club employs real wingers
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Kovacic was a four time Champions League winner with two different clubs and a World Cup finalist before this, by the way. De Bruyne the least likeable footballer in the world man.
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