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Joined November 2023
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@erltones
7 months
she's Where??.
@21metgala
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Megan Thee Stallion in Manchester City.
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@erltones
1 year
he's selena gomez of football when you think about it.
@GingaBonitoHub
Ginga Bonito 🇧🇷
1 year
Neymar liked a post on Instagram criticizing PSG & Mbappé 😳. The post includes 7 different photos with different captions. Post caption: “No player should ever be bigger than the club.”. Photo 1: “PSG, an example of management in football.”
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@erltones
6 months
the body prefers warm climate i think it won't mind.
@kdbism
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6 months
gundogan taking the number 19 when julian’s body isn’t even cold yet
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@erltones
5 months
he lowkey has the beautiful crying face disease
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@erltones
6 months
conventionally attractive or not boy has that star charisma and you're gonna have to cry about it.
@erltones
6 months
people who have the most to say about haaland's looks (not even his football ability) always the ones fans of someone who has aura of a wet tissue paper.
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@erltones
4 months
Norway's all time top scorer 💖
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@erltones
6 months
something is different in the water this season i think he'll ballon d'or and miss world and Olympics and and
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@erltones
7 months
i love summer
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@erltones
7 months
i think he's just black.
@kyliancore
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7 months
THE TANNNNNN HE LOOKS GOOOOD
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@erltones
9 months
first he was mindful why he was invited to the section then he wasn't!.
@mcfckova
lina
9 months
me trying to act nonchalant as the most chalant person in the world
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@erltones
6 months
if this giant idiot moved like this last year we could have a ballon d'or by now
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@erltones
1 year
jealous ex syndrome, receding hairline, was last pretty in 2016, stuck on to the past.
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@erltones
10 months
focus on not funding genocide first
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@Dominos_UK
Domino's Pizza UK
10 months
must be mistaken - was sure we had an order for 115 pizzas from Man City.
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@erltones
1 year
do this to me and you're getting your dick cut with the same scissor.
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@erltones
8 months
TW// SA.some quotes and replies to this is exactly why even men shouldn't choose men over bear.
@jangeffinwalk
Steven Stone
9 months
That motherfucker sucked my dick til I came. After I felt his grip loosened, I collected myself and ran as fast as I can. I went home and cried myself in the shower— I was ashamed of what happened. There’s nothing else I could do but feel pity for myself. What a weakling. 7/n.
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@erltones
6 months
put the color back he's not dead 😭.
@SxrgioSZN
¹⁰
6 months
Football can be so cruel sometimes 💔
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@erltones
8 months
her and tolami existing outside the usual genre of girls footballers go for is so refreshing.
@lemonsugarmags
witchcraft allegations
8 months
i gasped
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@erltones
9 months
Haaland as light fury a thread;
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@erltones
9 months
ederson's culture is not your aesthetic.
@City_Xtra
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9 months
👍😁👍 @ErlingHaaland
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@erltones
1 year
they pass it as 'dark humor' but explain why cases of teenage even pre-teen boys sa-ing young girls have been rising more than ever.
@feeltheilinoise
Come on!
1 year
we should be more worried abt this generation of teenage boys
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@erltones
6 months
she started being unclassy to me the moment she stayed with a rapist but that's just me.
@Bsmv715
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6 months
I'm sick man Ronaldo married a stripper save my goat 💔💔💔💔💔
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@erltones
6 months
personally when i say i judge books by there covers i mean this:
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@rmncslvt
gel
6 months
I hate books that look like this
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@erltones
6 months
basically he said
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
6 months
Erling Haaland on Marc Cucurella's song: "He is a funny man. Last season he asked for my shirt. And this summer he sings a song about me. " [via @JanAageFjortoft].
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@erltones
9 months
fuck fashion brand deals im all up for this kinda stuff.
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@erltones
6 months
people who have the most to say about haaland's looks (not even his football ability) always the ones fans of someone who has aura of a wet tissue paper.
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@erltones
1 year
@hangitinthelouv couples in middle school:.
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@erltones
6 months
is this not pep guardiola with hair and blue eyes or am i tripping??.
@clevenotloops
trevor clevenot loops
6 months
a literal prince of france volleyball
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@erltones
7 months
HAPPY HAALAND DAYY
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@erltones
11 months
this is the only time I've seen this baby not smiling she was not vibing AT ALL 😭.
@manchestriconic
Manchestericonic
11 months
Pep Guardiola with Bernardo's daughter 😍
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@erltones
10 months
he thinks he's ariana grande in 2018.
@Iivsbuffy
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10 months
there’s something wrong with this guy
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@erltones
7 months
he's 0 years old to me
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@erltones
6 months
the layering on britain is clean.
@modsiwW
Wisdom Kaye
6 months
19. Germany.There’s a lot more black than I would have preferred to use for this look, but those from the capital city, Berlin, are known for wearing said color. I wanted this look to have a more structured shape to reference Bauhaus design which originated in Germany. The look
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@erltones
7 months
he will queen off with foden
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@erltones
7 months
him winning without instagram acc would be sexier.
@footy_JG10
sunny || 🩵
7 months
Morata on Rodri 🗣️: We need to make him an Instagram account, to see if he wins a big individual award. Because, he deserves it. Because he carried us all with his personality and game, to conquer the Euros.
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@erltones
11 months
jude repping haaland in madrid
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@erltones
5 months
godbless whoever found her her archetype both fashion and makeup.
@TylaClub
Tyla Club
5 months
This is Tyla before y'all even knew her. Trust me, she'll be just fine.
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@erltones
8 months
God it's me again.
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@erltones
11 months
rapunzel .
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@erltones
6 months
calling a random teenager 'face of a cheater' look at our feminist dawg we're never making it out of patriarchy.
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@erltones
8 months
he has scored against every pl opponent including big teams, never played against Norwich city but ofc you wouldn't know that.
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@erltones
9 months
he's starving his son!
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@haal9rse
rii
9 months
why did pep sub him off tho he's been off for nearly 2 weeks, played 20 minutes then had a week off again while alvarez has been playing a lot of full 90s recently 😭😭 he just wants to keep haaland hungry or some shit.
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@erltones
6 months
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
6 months
Pep Guardiola: "Hopefully all the players that arrive late can arrive in the right way. I would not like to see them fatty. ".
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@erltones
1 year
girl calm 😭😭😭
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@erltones
11 months
so nobody felt like making a good kit
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@erltones
6 months
born to he a comedian forced to be a footballer
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@erltones
6 months
they were questionable ngl.
@jvicwills
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6 months
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@erltones
1 year
makes me think if there's a similar reason why Tanya dyagileva quit runway so young.
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@erltones
6 months
98k likes. let's make the male sucide rate HIGHERR.
@YouDunnoVusi
Vusi.Mz🦉
6 months
People that date women with no ass are really Gods strongest soldiers.
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@erltones
1 year
his face is actually so small it looks like kids are underneath that coat 😭
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@erltones
8 months
okay i'm starting to SEE turkey
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@erltones
11 months
this is the kind of graphic dads send in family whatsapp gc
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@erltones
5 months
people should be writing songs about him.
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@erltones
8 months
defending haaland is not enough i need a gun.
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@erltones
8 months
he has a very strong gay face how can people not see.
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@erltones
5 months
my bitch pose nasty
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@erltones
4 months
@gruzinhaa9land we need a stronger word than mid off.
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@erltones
9 months
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@erltones
1 year
the way he's been dick riding a certain breed makes me think he's just afraid in future he-.
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
1 year
Vini Jr. in Achraf Hakimi’s jersey. 🇲🇦🇧🇷
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@erltones
9 months
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@erltones
1 year
you won't be main character there for long lol.
@BellinghamTime
BellinghamTime (fan)
1 year
🎥 Jude Bellingham when he saw Mbappé & Messi in Jaime Carragher’s Team Of The Year: “Don’t know if there’s enough energy in there. A lot of walking.” . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@erltones
10 months
that pr check was heavy.
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
10 months
How will Man City handle Jude Bellingham in their Champions League clash against Real Madrid? 🤔
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@erltones
6 months
he's just like me.
@ManCity
Manchester City
6 months
A message for @ErlingHaaland 📩🗣️
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@erltones
6 months
okay his pr ate with this one
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@erltones
10 months
hair is hairing 😻
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@erltones
9 months
hairline going back from 2 sides. Sir you're worried about the wrong league two.
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
9 months
"Behaving like a spoilt brat" . Roy Keane is not holding back about Erling Haaland 😬
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@erltones
9 months
when i say most lovable city girl 🤍
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@erltones
9 months
my haalarsee 🤧❤
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@erltones
6 months
this shot ate so bad
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@erltones
1 year
and they call those 10/10 latina's gold diggers too, so if she's not good enough and neither are Instagram models who is? men?.
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@erltones
4 months
should've been me tho 💔.
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@erltones
1 year
chanel tweed coat, birkin bag, hair done and nice. it's giving rich and old aunty
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@erltones
6 months
kingie
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@erltones
1 year
'all his boys have known from the start'
@mcfckova
lina
1 year
how are you gonna sleep with a married man have two children with him and play the victim
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@erltones
8 months
no one feels anything because of you.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
8 months
🚨⚪️ Kylian Mbappé to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! Every document has been signed, sealed and completed. Real Madrid, set to announce Mbappé as new signing next week after winning the Champions League. Mbappé made his decision in February; he can now be considered new Real player.
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@erltones
11 months
hot girls support city
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@erltones
10 months
foden's daughter 😭🤍
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@erltones
9 months
'not a big game player' they said.
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@erltones
11 months
is it really that serious 😭
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@erltones
11 months
girls who get it g-
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@erltones
8 months
the israel in question:.
@mouvement33
Nicole Minet
8 months
@BarackObama I hope both nations get the leaders they deserve.
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@erltones
4 months
both in the picture are MINORS and siblings. you'll cough blood in 24 hours cvnt.
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@erltones
7 months
people are being real weird about her. isn't she a teenager too?.
@pdriesta
blair
7 months
none of these people have ever felt the loving touch of a woman
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@erltones
8 months
by funding grealish blonde highlights salon appointment.
@1aurarose
laura
8 months
manchester city fc how will you respond.
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@erltones
7 months
i missed my robot so badd 😭😭😭🤍🩵🤍🩵
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@erltones
4 months
felt something.
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
4 months
A new era at Manchester City. 🇵🇹. Hugo Miguel Ferreira Gomes Viana. 2⃣0⃣2⃣5⃣
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@erltones
10 months
whoever evil eyed him this is not the same man from last season. .
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@erltones
7 months
graphic design is my passion okayy.
@ErlingHaaland
Erling Haaland
7 months
What’s up, America! 👋🏻🇺🇸
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@erltones
4 months
haaland hattrick to announce he's pregnant with triplets!
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@erltones
1 year
this was supposed to be a 'minor' injury
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@erltones
9 months
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@erltones
6 months
he's half spanish half brazilian.
@rodritid
martyna
6 months
david silva and iniesta posted foden on their ig stories 😭🩵😭🩵
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@erltones
7 months
some of you need to calm acting like i called him a slur or something.
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@erltones
6 months
put haaland in that ai bot lol
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@erltones
6 months
there players personalities range from being a brat to abuser so they're moved by haaland.
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@erltones
9 months
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@erltones
6 months
pretty privilege crazy.
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
6 months
#ManCity are 'determined' to extend Ruben Dias' contract until 2030, according to @stevek9KS1TV. Talks are ongoing with Dias to be given assurances of becoming captain in future, as well as receiving a 'handsome' pay rise. 🇵🇹✍️.
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@erltones
5 months
mind you they were acting like him getting a b'dor over messi would've been top 5 war crime in history.
@ReshadFCB
Reshad Rahman
5 months
By all means necessary, this has got to happen one day.
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@erltones
4 months
God didn't make me one cause he knew I'd do both.
@alondramaren
alondra
4 months
it’s so crazy when nepo babies don’t peruse a higher education. like it’s in the palm of your hands and you have the opportunity to go to school debt free… & you decided to model…. ok. ok. cliche.
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@erltones
6 months
idk i think haaland would enjoy super shy.
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@erltones
9 months
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