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@UtdOptimist
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Joined April 2018
Why’s Harry Maguire being discussed at the parliament in Ghana 😭😭.
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Still the best teenager football has ever seen. No one else comes close.
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Tears man. He chose to watch United vs West Ham over Arsenal vs Liverpool.
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£97 million flop but it isn't talked about because he doesn't play for Manchester United.
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Kissed Chelsea badge, Everton Badge, United badge, Inter badge, West Brom badge. Romelu Lukaku is a prostitute of football. 😭.
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197 million British pounds. 35 Appearances. 7 goals. 4 Assists. It’s crazy the media’s not talking about them because they don’t play for Manchester United.
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Football needs a Real Madrid vs Manchester United champions league final this season.
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Erik ten Hag is the ONLY premier league manager yet to lose a game of football. Could never be your manager.
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£60 million flop but it isn't talked about because he doesn't play for Manchester United.
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Hattrick in his last game, Atletico Madrid tomorrow,. Ronaldo tonight:
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Manchester United really paid £37 million for Amad Diallo. 😭.
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Kobbie Mainoo is so good that not even Manchester United can make him look bad. I don't think you understand how impressive that is.
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Pogba alongside Casemiro under Erik ten Hag would’ve been unplayable.
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Paul Pogba to Barcelona and Frenkie de Jong to Manchester United would be a fantastic business. Everyone gets what they want.
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Crazy how United vs Barcelona in Europa is a bigger game than any of the champions league R16 games.
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18 year old Wayne Rooney going against Patrick Viera. Absolutely fearless.
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It’s between Manchester United and Barcelona for the worst run club in the world award. No other club comes close to them.
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With everything considered, I think Romelu Lukaku is the premier league’s flop of the season, no?.
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It’s looking like Christian Eriksen is an upgrade on Paul Pogba now.
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6k people have liked this, that’s 6k who watch the football with their mothers, sisters and partners and willingly celebrate a rapist next to them. Disgusting. You don’t speak for 99.99% of the fanbase. You’re a vocal and vile minority.
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This must be the best game we've won since that game in Paris. The dopamine level man.
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I don’t know if it’s an unpopular opinion or not but Cristiano Ronaldo in his prime was more skillful than any version of Lionel Messi.
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I’m begging you, keep Ousmane Dembele very far away from Manchester United.
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Zirkzee winner from a Garnacho cross in front of the stretford end. You heard it here first.
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Manchester United needs a ST, CDM, RW and a CB, who do you’ll want for those positions?.
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Manchester United vs. Real Madrid champions league final in Paris. Yes, that’s what we’ve been waiting for.
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Paul Pogba is 110% Manchester United’s best player. You just cannot argue that.
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United fans, Would you cry if Manchester United won this season’s UEFA champions league?.
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Ngl, Manchester United is gradually becoming a midtable club.
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Casemiro, Antony, and Martinez left the champions league to come and play Europa with us but then you have a 37-year-old whose teeth are whiter than his future wanting to leave us for the champions league. Get rid of ASAP.
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I have so much respect for Bastian Schweinsteiger. Man played only two seasons for United but has been supporting the club like he spent his entire career there. He’s a club legend in my eyes.
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I’m dead serious about this, Manchester United needs to move on and away from Sir Alex Ferguson. We are an institution and can take decisions without consulting the former.
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Manchester United fans, protecting Anthony Elanga at all cost is an absolute must. He’s the future of Manchester United.
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80 million British pounds on Harry Maguire. Manchester United should’ve bought Bitcoin instead.
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We turned down $8B, clearing all old dept, with zero new debt and 100% of the club which means glazers out. Instead we accepted @INEOS for 25%. .
🔴 Sheikh Jassim believes he would have been the dream owner for Man United. Fully cash bid, clearing all old debt, with zero new debt, for 100% of the club. He is the only bidder who has offered to buy 100% of Manchester United. 🇶🇦 Investment package was worth more than $8B.
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This summer could end up being Manchester United's best in history. Casemiro, Antony, De Jong, Eriksen, Malacia, and Martinez joined, and then the Glazers sold the club. We're very close to greatness.
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I don't see how anyone can blame Ralf Rangnick for the Manchester United mess.
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Broken shoulder. Broken back. Bad knee. 20 goals. 15 assists. Ladies and gentlemen Marcus Rashford!
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Kante — De Jong — Fernandes midfield at Manchester United next season, who says no?.
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Manchester United and premier league in years to come. Be scared.
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Manchester United players I thought were going to the very top. Both didn’t live up to their potentials.
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Barcelona desperately needs a Striker. Martial + £25m for Frenkie de Jong to Barcelona, who says no?.
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4 goals against Aston Villa without Cristiano Ronaldo. You’re living in denial if you still don’t believe Manchester United are a better team without him.
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Diogo Dalot has replaced Trent in the top 3 right backs in the premier league right now. It’s not even a joke, Dalot is so clear.
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Hang on. Edinson Cavani is on £250K wages at Manchester United?.
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There’s absolutely no way Manchester United is not the worst run club in the premier league.
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Man Utd in PL: 16 goals in 13 games; 24 points. Man Utd in CL: 12 goals in 5 games; 4 points. The most confusing team of all time.
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3 penalties in 4 games for Chelsea and 7 penalty goals already for Jorginho this season but you won’t hear anyone complain or cry about it because they ain’t Manchester United or Bruno Fernandes.
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He accidentally used the quick sub feature on FIFA how can you be this incompetent😭😭.
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The greatest there is. The greatest there was. The greatest there ever will be. 🐐
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Paul Pogba has to be the best player not to win the champions league.
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Thomas Partey going from Atletico Madrid to Arsenal has to be the biggest downgrade in recent years.
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It’s actually crazy that a 36-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo would start for every team in the world right now.
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Antony is on £200,000 per week. He was making £25,000 at Ajax. People need to conduct studies and write research papers on what the hell goes on at this football club. Arnold and Murtough should be exiled from the industry for this deal alone.
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We aren’t ready for that 9 G/A next season 🔥🔥🔥.
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There’s not a single day that passes that I’m not grateful Manchester United appointed Erik ten Hag the manager instead of Mauricio Pochettino.
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Marcus Rashford is busy training while everyone else is on holiday, best believe that we're about to witness his peak next season. Rashford under Erik ten Hag should be illegal.
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I’m going to ask, but why aren’t Manchester United in the race to sign Kylian Mbappe!? He’s going to be free a agent.
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Guys, we need to talk about Facundo Pellistri getting called up to the national team even without playing for Manchester United.
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I might be alone in this but there’s no single player in the world right now that I’d swap Jadon Sancho for. Not even for Neymar or Mbappe.
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Alvaro out on loan, Reguilon sent back from loan, Malacia pregnant, Shaw playing thru injury, welcome to Man Utd.
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Arteta defends VAR when it's in his favor, criticizes it when it goes against him 🤡🤡🤡
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I might be on the minority here but I don’t want Manchester United to sign Robert Lewandowski.
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I love Pogba and I know how talented he is but releasing and replacing him with a De Jong and Neves midfield is undoubtedly the best business Manchester United has done post-Fergie.
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Bro imagine if it were Onana, you wouldn't have heard the end of it.
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I’ve accepted the fact that Manchester United will never become a serious football club, not until there’s a change in ownership.
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We’ve lost just one game under Ralf Rangnick but why does it feel like last night’s our first win?.
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Rejuvenated Rashford and settled Sancho on the flanks under Erik ten Hag next season should be illegal.
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Paul Pogba back? Just know that we’re going all out for the champions league title. Premier league was never the bar for us. 👍🏽.
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Of all Manchester United’s legends and Ronaldo teammates, Rooney is the only one not afraid to say things the way they are. Gary, Rio, Keane, Scholes, Evra, etc need to learn from him.
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@Fs_FTBL XY chromosomes should instantly disqualify you from women’s sports. There’s a reason he was banned from other competitions.
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If only Jadon Sancho could be as direct as Garnacho and also a bit as physical as Rashford. .
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Cristiano Ronaldo+ cash to Atletico Madrid for Joao Felix in January, who says no?.
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