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Managing Editor @TheKingsHerald . Previously for The Sacramento Bee, Sactown Royalty, SB Nation.

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6 years
Me after every tweet
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Me Ben Simmons 🤝 Not getting paid $8.25M today
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Pretty incredible that we’ve come full circle and Boomers are about to eat tide pods.
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The Finals are being played during the NFL season, during MLB playoffs, and during an election. Of course the numbers aren’t normal.
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NBACentral
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Adam Silver is reportedly 'surprised' at the low NBA Finals ratings, per NY Post "According to sources, commissioner Adam Silver still is surprised at the low audience with LeBron James chasing his fourth title at age 35."
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Draymond’s career earnings are $177 million. His career fines are 1. Around $3 million or less (hard to find exact numbers) 2. All self-inflicted wounds If you can’t make $174 million work for life, even after taxes, that’s a you problem.
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“It’s actually not set up for us to be wealthy after we’re done playing.” -Draymond Green on the NBA’s fines 👀💰
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The NBA double standard for stars is really embarrassing. Meyers Leonard was suspended by the league for a week and then never played in the NBA again.
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@IanKarmel “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time”
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@TerribleMaps I’m gonna name it Frank
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5 years
“Please don’t sue our doctor”
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Warriors' Joe Lacob says the franchise will retire Kevin Durant's No. 35 jersey, in statement thanking Durant.
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@jhinton_ @nikkihaley I forget, which book has the part where Jesus says "ignore others who need help so you can give a tax break to the wealthy"?
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The Sacramento Kings have still been in a Conference Finals more recently than the 76ers.
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LeBron openly talks about how he brought Anthony Davis, under contract with New Orleans, to LA. But yes, we must stop tampering. Good job, NBA.
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A small part of of me is glad Haliburton escaped Basketball Hell before it broke him.
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2 years
Russ to Brooklyn. Kyrie to Philly. Harden to Lakers. Lets just keep playing hot potato with these dudes and let the chaos reign.
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7 years
@nikkihaley Whatever God you profess to believe in, do you think they'll look kindly upon you for this?
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It’s clear what’s happening here. Twitter cannot exist in a time when the Kings are good.
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3 years
In that case, run it back. Same roster, same coach, same GM. Don’t change a thing, guys.
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Exclusive: After Anthony Davis expressed frustration that this Lakers roster never got a chance to show what they can do because of injuries, I asked him if he thinks they could've won a championship if they had been healthy. "Absolutely," he told me.
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8 years
Gonna wait an extra day before paying this bill I got in the mail.
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Kelly O'Donnell
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Two former WH chiefs of staff say they expect @realDonaldTrump will learn how to use nuclear launch codes by tomorrow morning before oath
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Lakers whined that Pelicans wouldn't return calls. Lakers whined that Pelicans wanted too much. Lakers whined that Pelicans aren't active in the process. It's almost like the Pelicans didn't choose to start the trade process this week. Like someone else tried to start it?
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@ShahbazMKhan My favorite is that you don’t need to worry if they aren’t lower level
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2 years
Let’s go
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2 years
Oh now Kyrie wants to respect the expertise of people who spent their whole lives earning some level of knowledge?
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Tim MacMahon
2 years
Kyrie Irving on boos in Dallas: "So what? ... You obviously want to play well, but you it's only five people on the court that can play for Dallas Mavericks. If the fans wanna change places, then hey, be my guest. Got years of work ahead to be great enough to be on this level."
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The Sacramento Kings have announced that they are partnering with Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. to release a Sacramento Kings themed barrel-aged craft beer. It's called The Kings 16-Year Draught.
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4 years
Seeing Ben McLemore thrive I can’t help but wonder how many young men’s careers were ruined by getting drafted by the Kings.
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7 years
@Twitter How do you consistently fail to understand your user base so badly?
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I asked my mom if she knew who Giannis is. She doesn't. He's DPOY and about to win his second consecutive MVP. The NBA does a terrible job of marketing its product.
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Yeah yeah whatever. Just tell me who negotiated it, Woj
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Adrian Wojnarowski
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Orlando Magic F Jonathan Isaac has agreed on a five-year, $84 million contract renegotiation and extension, sources tell ESPN.
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Thinking about how good Anthony Davis is and how he still couldn’t do shit in the playoffs until he teamed up with one of the few players better than him. The NBA is hard as hell.
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The real halftime show is watching my 10 year old become a man as he watches J Lo dance.
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Clippers fans saying “What it do baby” is Canadian cultural appropriation
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In their defense, most of them weren't Warriors fans when Udoh was on the team.
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Monte Poole
7 years
Ex-Warrior Ekpe Udoh enters for #Jazz . #Warriors fans at Oracle ignore it.
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4 years
Steve Nash has three assistants that are all better qualified to be head coach of that team lol
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Adrian Wojnarowski
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Mike D’Antoni and Ime Udoka are finalizing deals to become assistant coaches under Steve Nash with the Brooklyn Nets, sources tell ESPN. Together, D’Antoni and Nash were the architects of the Seven Seconds or Less Offense with the Phoenix Suns in the mid-2000’s.
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Via Reddit.
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Sacramento Kings announced that Golden 1 Center will be used a voting center in November, at no cost to the county. They’re also providing free parking for people voting.
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I wish I spoke French. French NBA Twitter seems fun.
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5 years
Did someone just notch their 10th screen assist?
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Most bizarre use of confetti in NBA history? It’s coming down in Utah in the middle of the fourth quarter with the Jazz trailing the Rockets by 16.
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Detroit: I guess Thon Maker is the best we can get for Stanley Johnson Bucks: lol let’s turn him into Mirotic
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8 years
Arnold drops the mic.
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Buddy Hield Distance traveled this season: 126.4 miles Rankings among players who have traveled at least 75 miles this season: Average speed : 1st Average speed on offense: 2nd Average speed on defense: 1st Buddy never stops.
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5 years
Weird how there are tests available immediately for every NBA player but not for every person displaying symptoms.
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The Sacramento Kings have still been in a Conference Finals more recently than the 76ers.
What's a sports fact so unbelievable that it seems made up?
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Imagine having a player who gets these bullshit whistles and thinking the league is against you.
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Queta just plays fun basketball. I love him.
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Nobody can accuse Kings fans of being casuals
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Deuce Mason
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Now THIS is a trio. Good to see fans in the building.
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Can’t have two Lakers numbers retired unless you switch numbers. He’s coming for Kobe.
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Chris Haynes
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Yahoo Sources: Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James gifting new teammate Anthony Davis his No. 23 jersey for the upcoming season.
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It’s interesting that Hinkie got run out of the league for what OKC is now doing, except OKC is being even more blatant about it.
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@DrGuru_ “Everybody”
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While I understand that the media members are doing their job, it always bothers me when players are given bad news with cameras in their face.
@MarkG_Medina
Mark Medina
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Klay Thompson rolling his eyes on not being on All-NBA. He could’ve gotten $30 million more this summer, but he is brushing it off. How is Klay able to let that roll off his back? Klay: “Rings”
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The Nets are handling this about as well as you could possibly imagine. Showing respect for Kyrie’s autonomy, not throwing him under the bus in any way, but also making it clear why they decided this, and keeping responsibility/blame off KD and Harden.
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LeBron won a game in Oracle, without Kyrie or Love, and without getting star calls down the stretch. Let that sink in.
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"Man I can't believe nobody wants Melo" "Do you want your team to sign him?" "Oh god no"
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💜
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The Beam is the best gimmick the Kings have ever done. It’s silly and fun and harmless and everyone loves it. #BeamTeam
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I am not a ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘Businessman I'm a ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Business, man
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@IanKarmel If they don’t want to combine the ingredients then why the heck did they combine the store?!
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I try hard not to dwell on it and talk about it constantly on twitter but it's still so painful for me to watch Luka. The Kings were gifted a superstar. It was obvious to everyone else. He’d have been my favorite player. He would have ended the drought. It just sucks.
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I WAS WRONG QUETA IS A GOD
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I just wish it was a requirement that before writing a Dark Phoenix movie you were required to read the Dark Phoenix arc. Phoenix eats a star and in the process kills billions on a nearby inhabited planet. Sansa crashing a couple cop cars is falling a bit short for me.
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Are we just gonna ignore where it says: 1 “spaghetti” $160 That’s definitely a plate of drugs
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I’d be sick if the waiter handed me this check
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Wouldn't it be great if Tom Petty recovers and we had just spent an afternoon listening to his music.
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@IanKarmel Five Finger Death Punch. Jimmy Eat World. Foo Fighters. Last place: Weezer
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I wonder how many people laughing at the “we’re gonna win 40 games” Kings fans realize the Kings haven’t won 40 games since Rick Adelman was coach in 05-06. Let fans enjoy things.
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Pleased to announce that my family has acquired a free agent on an 18-year deal. He's undersized, but has tremendous upside.
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Donte DiVincenzo out, Kevin Huerter in. The Kings maintain the balance of one redhead on the roster.
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I’ve heard a lot about the high cost of living in San Francisco but the Kings are living rent free
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Warriors Huddle
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Do you guys remember that time the Warriors took a team photo after they won a non-closeout game? Me fucking neither.
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"Everyone knows boobs have always existed. What this article presupposes is...maybe they haven't?"
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Damn shame the NFL robbed us of so much of his prime over some weed.
@KevinBoilard
Kevin Boilard
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How did Josh Gordon hang onto this ball? #PITvsNE
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Zach Lowe: “all the people in these organizations have gone silent” Twitter randos: “I have another update from inside the Lakers with new information since my last update 5 minutes ago”
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@AP thank you for finally including “wrongly” when he lies
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Rewatching Scott Pilgrim vs The World and this cast is amazing. Michael Cera Mary Elizabeth Winstead Anna Kendrick Chris Evans Brie Larson Aubrey Plaza Kieran Culkin Brandon Routh Alison Pill Mae Whitman Jason Schwartman
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Marc Stein reported that Mark Jackson doesn’t have an agent right now, but there were earlier reports about Jackson’s camp feeling good about the Kings job. So Mark Jackson is just texting Shams “yeah interview went great, I’ve got it in the bag” lol
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@camerobradford @robbybiegler It’ll never work. Do you know how much that would cost!?
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Teams thinking about trading for Harden:
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Neemias Queta: 11 points, 5 rebounds, 1 assist, 1 steal. For a second round pick on a two-way contract with almost no prior playing time at the NBA level, he looked very comfortable against a very good Cavs front line.
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Sportscenter when the Lakers get over .500 with a week left in the season
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SportsCenter
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The Lakers move to the No. 7 seed with a 39-38 record 📈
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The Sacramento kings
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Brenden Nunes
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Outside of the Lakers, what team would you say has been Sacramento’s biggest rival in the last 5 years?
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The Sacramento Kings are three games over .500 on Christmas.
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Keegan Murray has officially become a King now that he’s had a win taken away by refs.
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Theory: Tillman Fertitta took out a huge life insurance policy on PJ Tucker and is now actively trying to kill him.
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7 years
WHY DONT MILLENIALS WANT TO GO OUT OR GET MORTGAGES?
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deray
8 years
Here's how much millennials are earning annually across the US
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@LingLeiYouPai for being a neo nazi, dumbass
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Some teams play checkers, some teams play chess, the Lakers are playing The Cones of Dunshire.
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Shams Charania
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Free agent Michael Beasley has agreed to a deal with the Lakers, league sources tell Yahoo.
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My dad died today. I wrote about him and basketball.
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Oh you wanna claim you’re a Kings fan now that they’re good again, huh? Only real fans can name this player.
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Yep
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TNT just said Sacramento is deep. 😌
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Vlade didn’t draft Luka because he didn’t want to take the ball out of Fox’s hands and then he hired Luke Walton who puts the ball in Buddy Hield’s hands.
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Hookah Doncic
@samesfandiari
Sam Esfandiari
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Only difference between Luka and 22 year old me is some 30 point triple doubles tbh
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Afraid to play De'Aaron Fox ✅ Lonzo Ball ✅ Chris Paul ✅ Dennis Smith Jr ✅ Eric Bledsoe
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Are the Kings good? No Does it make sense that they won? Definitely no Are the Lakers good? Lol no Is it fun beating the Lakers no matter how it happens? Fuck yes
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Wake up sheeple.
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Imagine how cool it must be for John Stockton to know that no matter how insane his views are he’ll never be the most problematic Utah Jazz legend.
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@hmfaigen Interesting how those deputies feel like they deserve the right to privacy.
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Hard to explain how much I’m a fan of Harry Giles. Harry just understood how much Kings fans love the team, and he loved them back. And when’s the last time you saw a departing player thank the arena staff? I’ll root for Harry wherever he goes. Always.
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Awesome story but also we should probably talk about why the fuck it costs $7500 to legally adopt your grandkids.
@SBNation
SB Nation
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This grandma couldn't afford the $7,500 fee to legally adopt her grandkids, so Andre Roberson took care of it 🎄❤️😭 🎥: @okcthunder
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@InternetHippo You could lean all the way into being a “ciao” guy
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@shamemood @ChuckkkHoover if I was Jewish, I’d flaunt it to you neo nazi fucks
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