Fun Fact: Houston can’t beat GSW when:
* It’s the regular season.
* It’s the Playoffs.
* They have Steph, Klay and KD.
* They have Steph, Klay and no KD.
* They have no Steph, Klay or KD.
Dear Jordan Poole,
Fuck the Haters. We know you are a champion, capable of great things. The Series re-starts tomorrow.
Remind the world who you are.
Warriors Fans
In: Klay Thompson.
Out: Kent Bazemore.
In: Kuminga and Moody.
Out: Alen Smailagic and Eric Paschall.
In: Andre Iguodala and Otto Porter Jr
Out: Kelly Oubre.
Fun Fact: The Warriors are back.
Dear
@KlayThompson
,
You are a Legend. Whatever your future roll is, we know & will always know that your heart, talent & personality helped create a Dynasty in Golden State & can’t thank you enough.
Love you, always will.
Warriors Fans
Dear
@22wiggins
,
We are here to support you through any and everything. Take as much time as you need. We will be here to celebrate you whenever you feel it’s right to return.
Warriors Fans
So far, the Warriors Staff has developed:
Steph Curry
Klay Thompson
Draymond Green
Andrew Wiggins
Kevon Looney and
Jordan Poole.
Call me crazy, but I think Moody, Kuminga and Wiseman’s futures are all very bright.
Fun Fact: I don’t care if this is a lost season. I love this team, I’ve seen a lot worse and I will always appreciate what they’ve done.
I’m a fan for life.
Fun Fact: I’m calling this Warriors Playoffs Run the “Silence the Critics” Tour. If Golden State wins it this year, no one can say shit about The Bay’s dynasty ever again.
That was the worst officiated playoff game I’ve watched in decades.
Dennis Schroeder, who has done nothing at any point over a mediocre career, had more free throws than the entire Defending Champion Warriors’ team. At home.
Adam Silver, your league is broken.
They didn’t believe in Steph when he was first drafted.
They didn’t believe the Warriors could win it in ‘15.
They didn’t believe GSW could come back from 3-1 to OKC.
They didn’t believe the Warriors could win 73 games.
Now, they don’t believe again.
We Believe.
Dear
@KlayThompson
,
Thank you. Thank you for your elite two way play, thank you for building a dynasty and thank you for bringing joy into our houses on a nightly basis. You are a Legend and we can’t wait to see your statue.
Love,
Warriors Fans
This series is like watching a movie with a great villain. I don’t give one fuck about Denver, but holy shit do I want to watch the filthy flopping lakers lose.
Steph Curry: MVP / Allstar
Steve Kerr: COY / Western Allstars Coach
Draymond Green: DPOY / Allstar
Andrew Wiggins: Allstar.
Jordan Poole: 6MOY.
Analytical Analysis: This team is fucking loaded.
Proof Steph Curry is better than your superstar: When his team was 30 games under .500 with no hope in sight, he didn’t demand a trade, he promised to make it better.
And he kept the promise.
Dear
@andre
,
We will love you regardless of where you play this year.
We’d also love to see what you, Steph, Dray and Klay can do together one last time.
Come home.
Warriors Fans
Fun Fact: NBA officiating not only refuses to give Steph calls, they review plays with microscopes to take away made 3s in games that were already decided.
Steph has won 4 titles, earned 2 MVPs, changed a perennial loser franchise into a Dynasty and changed the whole damn league forever…and he still gets zero respect from the officials.
Fun Fact: The Warriors will be adding 2nd overall pick Wiseman, 7th overall pick Kuminga and All World Player Klay Thompson to a roster that is currently undefeated.
After 48 years, we have 1 chance left.
1 chance to lose our mind supporting Golden State.
1 chance to use our voice to thank Steph, Klay, KD, Draymond & Andre for a half decade of success.
1 chance to do EVERYTHING we do as fans to help GSW win.
1 chance. Don't waste it.
Dear NBA Fan,
Right now, the Spash Brothers are healing and the front office is preparing to add a top 5 pick, a 17.5 TPE asset and a Gasol level MLE player. Please enjoy these scrimmages, you’ll be back to hating Golden State very soon.
Warriors Fans
Dear Hou,
Steph & Klay are hurt.
You think you are a title team.
GSW is trying to lose for a draft pick.
80% of our team is new, still learning & moving on soon.
We embarrassed you.
On National TV.
On Christmas.
Warriors Fans
You guys remember that time Dillion Brooks won DPOY?
Made it to the WCF?
Played in a Finals game?
Won a title?
Was called the heart of a Dynasty?
Did anything of significance in the league at all, at any point?
Me neither.
Draymond recruits KD after a loss and he’s torched for making a call for more talent from the parking lot.
Kawhi calls both KD and PG after winning and is celebrated as a team builder.
Got it.
Dear
@StephenCurry30
,
It’s impossible to say what you’ve done for us. Thank you for the brilliance, thank you for the joy, thank you for the past, present and future success.
We appreciate you more than you know.
Warriors Fans
Dear Steph Haters,
You won't believe this, but beating the Warriors without Steph, Klay or Draymond does not get back at SC30 for destroying your full squad on multiple occasions.
Sincerely,
Common Sense
Fun Fact: Steph has gone through 60 loss seasons, 40 point blowouts and a multiple year playoff absence. He has never, not once, left his teammates on the bench the way Lebron did last night.
Fun Fact: The defending champion Warriors are fifth seed in the West, just starting to play well and are welcoming back Steph Curry in the very near future.
Dear NBA,
In a few months, Klay will be healthy, Poole and Wiseman will be better and Steph and Dray will be Steph and Dray.
Enjoy these playoffs, cause next year the Warriors will be the WARRIORS again.