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Some people have expressed doubts about my candidate, but my survey here will show that Hawk Tuah is leading in the polls.
C'mon America! Who you gonna pick?
Hawk Tuah
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@3YearLetterman
@KamalaHarris
@Tommieharris90
@SenTuberville
@CBSCoachNutt
@CoachPhilFulmer
@CoachJPruitt
@jeremycorbyn
@jeremypiven
@jerryferrara
@JerryBrownGov
Here's Mrs. Joel Biden admiring Coach's photograph.
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@BRADKREATIVE
@3YearLetterman
@britneyspears
Brett, delete this nonsense. Coach is a literal youth football coaching legend, not some random clown. Yo're clearly a participation trophy recipient. Zero actual championship rings. Sad.
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@KariLakeWarRoom
@3YearLetterman
@DougDucey
@katiehobbs
I recommend you take after Betty White and show Coach some respect.
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@TheBaldjoey
@3YearLetterman
@StephenKing
Jimmy, Coach has 5 star reviews. How many stars does yore book have?
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@o_bruingirl83
@3YearLetterman
@StephenKing
Yore missing the payments on yore waterbed. What were you thinking? 45% APR? Do better.
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@gioman62
@3YearLetterman
@tonyposnanski
@GaryLineker
@piersmorgan
@liamgallagher
@rickastley
@RepAOC
@HerschelWalker
@mattgaetz
@RepSwalwell
@SarahPalinUSA
@F1abraham
Uh, not to be that guy, but if there aren't 8 billion people, then how did they watch the Tennessee Alabama game? Huh? Check mate.
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@AgnosticHaywood
@3YearLetterman
@StephenKing
The only book, aside from the playbook, you will ever need.
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@_Dave_Erickson_
@3YearLetterman
@StephenKing
Dirk, Coach is not some random clown. A teachable moment needed to occur and just like his devastating downfield blocks, Coach delivered.
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@Sampiyonaslan10
@3YearLetterman
What Europe did was blow a 13 colony lead. And still zero SEC championships to this day.
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@VanCityNikolai
@3YearLetterman
@britneyspears
Dick, if you had had Coach in yore life as a youth you would have a championship ring, but you didn't do you don't. So next time just say
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@chartman16137
@3YearLetterman
@britneyspears
A coach with so many championship rings he struggles to open doors. I bet you open doors with ease.
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@KatyMontgomerie
I almost think it should just be banned for anyone who is socialist or communist to be a politician. It should be the same as if they were pro slavery or something. We are done with that. No one should ever have to fear that again. There's no moral argument for it
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@3YearLetterman
@noturtlesoup17
Coach, I think it is happening. My bro-in law, Ligma, received a Dear Mr. Balsak letter yesterday. Can't prove it, but we think it's because of his volunteer work with the organization Trans Women's And Teen's Support.
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@myconfusions
@3YearLetterman
@warrior4horses
@POTUS
Weed is just a street name for it. It's actually THC, created by Swedish chemist Albert Hoffman in 1903.
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@dutchymitts
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
It's probably the most important thing a high school kid can do. Lettering in high school is the world's most accurate succeeds predictor. Lettering 3 times almost guarantees a life as a 1%er. That's why Coach makes like $33/ hour + bennies. Not some random clown.
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@IDShelton
Tell me you order a salad at Beef O'Brady's without telling me you order salad at Beef O'Brady's.
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@TheBraveBard
@3YearLetterman
@Cobratate
Must not be much of a book series if they had to put legend in its name.
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@Ahclem53
@3YearLetterman
@William_E_Wolfe
Dixie, Jesus was born in Bethlehem, which literally everyone knows is in Pennsylvania. It was a 3 hour walk from Nazareth. Delete this.
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@DaminBlack
Dominion, Coach was pretty clear that he's sick of people denying she's a senator. He takes no stand on her politics, it's the misogyny he despises.
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@KevinMe32177625
@scottjf8
@3YearLetterman
@SenSanders
If you can't identify a parody account, then I think it's you that's going to struggle in the real world, bud.
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@RainforestMoon
@3YearLetterman
@AOC
@elonmusk
Moonbat, she is not a house. Women can be Senators, you know. 1890 called, they want their misogyny back.
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@jcmjcm4
@3YearLetterman
@BorisJohnson
@RonJohnsonWI
@TheOtherMandela
@BNBuzz
@britneyspears
@MelvilleQuotes
@peeweeherman
@rickastley
@The_BDJ
@KingCharlesUK
Jimbo, following UK politics is very close to Coach's heart. He likes to be up in what kind of war we're going to have to bail you out of next.
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@choffienyc
@3YearLetterman
@ksorbs
Not to be "that guy" Crystal, but they literally have been since the end of WWI. Let Coach handle this.
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@IntegrityandK
@3YearLetterman
@VivekGRamaswamy
Yore lack of a complete set of encyclopedias is not coach's fault.
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@nrmnprd
@3YearLetterman
@mtaibbi
Men can be secretaries. But they generally prefer to be called executive assistants.
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@jmbbbhale
@3YearLetterman
@RollingStone
Exactly, and Coach is a fully licensed notary public, so he is above the ones at yore level.
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@flex_tool
@3YearLetterman
@TerribleMaps
Flossdodus, Coach is always focused on sports, but he still takes the time to help educate the world. Do better.
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@authorsmthom
@3YearLetterman
@StephenKing
But he spelled stolen wrong when he did it. C'mon Shari, do better.
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@Joe448201723840
@3YearLetterman
@CarlosHappyNPO
Joel, election deniers piss me off, but this takes the cake.
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@JesseVe26434515
@3YearLetterman
@Claymaz1ng
@elonmusk
@bennyjohnson
@kathygriffin
How, jester, did coach "play himself"? He didn't know these women? Why would he, they're not comedians. Tina Fey is literally a news anchor, not a comedian.
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@snewsat13
@3YearLetterman
@GovRonDeSantis
Ugh, Blew, dude. Coach has a set of high thread count sheets with the Declaration printed on them. I'm pretty confident a living legend like him knows a little more than a random clown like you.
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@DavidMoodyJr
@3YearLetterman
@jasrifootball
@KevinHobbs_DC
Yore ok with raising losers that can't take a punch or win championships?
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@IanJone71874614
@3YearLetterman
@GaryLineker
@piersmorgan
@liamgallagher
@rickastley
@RepAOC
@HerschelWalker
@mattgaetz
@RepSwalwell
@SarahPalinUSA
@F1abraham
Um, Leon, if no one was allowed in, how did they get the picture?
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@3YearLetterman
@rickastley
@RicFlairNatrBoy
I don't think Whales can use Twitter, Coach. They're fish. Then again, apparently they have a soccer team, so I don't know.
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@6szg2qf8c7
@3YearLetterman
@ksorbs
Joy, you may not want them to be, but facts don't care about yore feelings.
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@3YearLetterman
@nut_history
Coach umpired one of my son's little league games. My player chose not to slide at the plate and took out the catcher.
"Safe!"
The other coach whined about the "slide rule" and his catcher's "concussion." Coach invoked his right to Umpire Nullification and ejected the coach.
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@GiveMeDogs
@3YearLetterman
@NPR
Yo're not talking to some random clown here. Coach is a literal living youth football coaching legend. He has Declaration of Independence bed sheets. He understands the law, so honestly, best that you sit this one out.
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@DuncanWillis11
@3YearLetterman
@Liz_Wheeler
Dunkel, Coach is a literal living youth football coaching legend, not some random clown. Coach also, quite correctly, gives his players injections, sometimes against the parent's wishes. But he knows what's best and takes no chances when it comes to winning championships.
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@3YearLetterman
@valeroalamobowl
@CoachSBeamer
@BILOSuperSaver
@SenFeinstein
@MeekMill
@MilkStudios
@HulkHogan
@GovLarryHogan
@blink182
@DowntonAbbey
That's why we "Remember the Alamo!". It was one of our country's most outstanding victories.
300 against an invading army of 300,000. Inspiring.
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@MelissaMAG21
Missy, the rocks are in the championship rings around Coach's fingers.
Tell me you sleep on a futon of shame without telling me you sleep on a futon of shame.
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@jenlvdm
@3YearLetterman
@AOC
Jan, it's the 20th century, woman can be Senators. You may not like it. But that says more about you, doesn't it
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@elaskaris
@3YearLetterman
Eva, all Coach's football is competitive. Apple picking is a waste of time and the kid deserves what he got. None of what you asked is relevant. He went apple picking! Coach makes it clear there is zero tolerance for that type of behavior.
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@BRADKREATIVE
@3YearLetterman
@britneyspears
Yo're right, and that's why he has so many championship rings he struggles to open doors m that's why he gets standing ovations at high school football games. That's why he had a standing reservation at Beef O'Brady's. That's why he's a champion.
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@PPJiMat
@3YearLetterman
@SonicmanTheBest
@ta06
@elonmusk
Check again. Coach posted the map above for yore reference.
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@siteseeing101
@3YearLetterman
@SenSanders
Jen, I've followed Coach for a long time now and assure you, he's never been wrong.
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@bingbing402
@3YearLetterman
@DeAngelisCorey
@SecCardona
He's a literal living youth football coaching legend. So yes, he is the law.
If parents wanted "rights," they wouldn't sign the release forms.
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@_THEFAIRCHILD_
@3YearLetterman
@stampjr
@nut_history
Fairfield, I'm going out on a limb here and guessing you have no trouble with doorknobs, correct?
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@JebraFaushay
@megynkelly
So embarrassing!
@3YearLetterman
said parody accounts never letter in shit and finance their waterbeds. I think he's right.
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@jakesjoints1
@3YearLetterman
@classicsgroyp
@MattWalshBlog
It's spelled Judy, Jack. But no one knows why you brought up yore mom.
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@NOBLES1236
@3YearLetterman
@raquinones1
@Breaking911
Nibble, you misunderstood. Coach is 4 points above the max. That's why he's a literal living youth football coaching legend, not some random clown.
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@MikePresland
@3YearLetterman
@AJemaineClement
@SharkGregNorman
@jacindaardern
@MarinSanna
@RickyMartin247
@realmartymar
Holy crap, Presley, have you even seen a vintage globe? Yore embarrassing yoreself.
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@wowowow1983
@3YearLetterman
@GaryLineker
@piersmorgan
@liamgallagher
@rickastley
@RepAOC
@HerschelWalker
@mattgaetz
@RepSwalwell
@SarahPalinUSA
@F1abraham
Chuckles, clearly you never lettered in shit... or you lettered in Glorified Jogging... which is worse than not lettering in shit.
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@is15horton
@3YearLetterman
@ACTBrigitte
Kale, Jesus was literally born in Bethlehem, which is literally an American city.
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@GOODTROUBLE03
@3YearLetterman
@AOC
Ma'am, Trump University literally does not have a football team. What don't you get?
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@JonAguiar
@3YearLetterman
@GuyFieri
@PaulaAbdul
I don't think so. They can't even get their buildings to stand up straight.
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@RlyAverageDave
@3YearLetterman
@peta
Dale, you may be average in other areas, but those balloon payments on yore financed waterbed are anything but average.
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@Sir_Dammed
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
@bennyjohnson
@kathygriffin
That guy with so many championship rings he struggles to open doors.
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@BearableHunter1
@GuilhermeBnn
@3YearLetterman
@JustinTrudeau
@AvrilLavigne
@Ukraine
@WayneGretzky
@TimHortons
@MobileSyrup
@MoosejawMadness
@PURITY_RING
It is. America is the oldest, greatest and biggest country in the world.
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@johnwal97855143
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Jon, Coach is a literal living youth football coaching legend, not some random clown. You need to channel yore envy into productivity rather than mocking Coach for being a 1%er. You'll never be a legend like Coach. But maybe you could actually name something of yoreself.
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@Levanonashvili
@3YearLetterman
Um, Levi's, I hate to break it to you, but Coach is not some random clown. He is a literal living youth football coaching legend and a verified 1%er.
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@3YearLetterman
It really is pathetic that Missouri named their capital after another state.
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@VectorStylsh3Dx
@3YearLetterman
@Cobratate
Not to be "that guy", Victor, but Coach is a verified 1%er . He makes $35.04 per hour, plus bennies, a company has card and a fully loaded 2011 Ford Taurus. He's not some random clown.
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