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God’s drunkest driver

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10 months
As I was saying, I am a man of my word.
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10 months
If Ole Miss beats LSU on Friday, I will try to donate $10 to the Our Lady of the Lake Hospital in Baton Rouge and try to show proof. You guys have my word.
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@maqwelll Mostafa Mohamed when there’s a gambling sponsor on his shirt (which is haram): 😁 Mostafa Mohamed when rainbow: 🤬😡👿😾😭
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@PamphletsY *This law does not apply to Uyghurs and Tibetans.*
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@HITCSevens Wearing the shirt that represented a bloodthirsty, genocidal, and authoritarian government while (rightfully) vocally opposing bloodthirsty, genocidal, and authoritarian governments for years is certainly a choice.
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@BakayoGoal @3YearLetterman Why would be insecure about a fake country that has zero SEC championships?
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I gotta know who’s wearing the Ole Miss hat at the Mexico-Haiti soccer game
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@R_affandi77 @maqwelll You are harmful to eyes and ears
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@3YearLetterman Wasn’t he the Florida State quarterback that stole crab legs Coach? What a redemption story.
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@footballespana_ Don’t worry guys, @Memphis just FaceTimed him and saw no evil in him so he’s innocent! #FreeSanti
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According to Missouri fans, Ole Miss is a better team than Georgia because Ole Miss beat Georgia Tech by more than Georgia did. Sorry, I didn’t make the rules.
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@NatalieRevolts @careertankie Both of you are about as bright as the deep end of a cave.
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@mavs_cowboys_ @DeadlineDayLive @MirrorFootball There are really people in 2024 that still don’t know nationality ≠ ethnicity
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With Ole Miss returning to the Tad Pad and Penn State returning to their old Rec Hall for a game each this season, I need Michigan State to play a game in Jenison next season.
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@Vol_Baseball HOW DO YOU LOSE TO A NATIONAL PARK LMAOOOOOO
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@careertankie @NatalieRevolts A racist tankie. Shocker.
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@m1sxry @EverythingOOC Do you want a hug bro
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@ContextFreeCBB That’s how you strengthen your immune system, king shit
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@vidsthatgohard What the fuck is this post
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@mal0fighter @Morn “It’s a myth because I don’t want to admit the USSR was guilty of everything that I claim to stand against”
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@ashkatemom @Lane_Kiffin Why would he downgrade?
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The State of Mississippi has shortchanged Alcorn State University approximately $257.8 million in agricultural funds from the federal government over the last 30 years Mississippi State University appears to have received the lion’s share of the funds
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@nocontextfooty As an American, we don’t claim Alexi Lalas.
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Quinshon Judkins realizing he went from Lane Kiffin to Bill O’Brien in the span of a week (no takesies-backsies)
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@NonKaz6 ☭ detected, opinion rejected
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@JustSayin_Yo @3YearLetterman Her jersey says Martinez, which means she’s probably from Mexico, the oldest and greatest country in South America.
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I’m going to explain this in a way that is so simple that even Michigan fans might understand: Michigan fans are the only fanbase in my 22 years of life that regularly brag about the academic standards of a school they didn’t attend during debates about sports. Hope this helps!
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@Nico2Dansby What is the obsession with MSU fans and UM fans who didn’t go the school there? On any other campuses in MI, there are many MSU fans.
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@memgrizz Taylor Jenkins when his team starts to collapse every fourth quarter:
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@3YearLetterman Imagine being such awful people that you make Coach break character
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Sorry, it’s a must every time.
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Auburn fans went from “Lane Kiffin to Auburn’s a lock” to “We wanted Hugh Freeze anyway” in less than a week’s time. Tough scene. See you guys on NCAA probation in a few years.
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@lauraelizawile Yanks? Lauren, we prefer to be called “Back-to-Back World War Champions.”
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@GimmickAccsOOC2 It ain’t that deep
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@GrizzFan76 You’re gonna be cooked but you’re 100% right, the smell of weed is unbearable
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With the news that Miami runningback Henry Parrish Jr. has transferred to Ole Miss, here is an edit that I made of him in an Ole Miss uniform. This took me a very long time to make so any compliments would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. 🙏🏻
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@MLS_Buzz Liga MX complaining about biased refereeing in international competition:
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@1Sollozzo @3YearLetterman Sussudio, may I ask what the interest rate is on yore waterbed? Thanks.
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Mississippi State fans will say Lane Kiffin always makes it about himself and then their head coach comes out on a fucking four-wheeler.
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I’m just glad I got to watch my school win a national championship without cheating.
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@FlagsMashupBot Communism but somehow even more evil than before
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It’s over Rebs. No longer will we have to deal with KJ Jefferson’s deal with Satan to have a career game every year against us. His decade long reign of terror over Ole Miss is over.
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@Vol_Baseball All of America watching Tennessee lose:
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@ChaosMoogle @3YearLetterman @RisetteMD @elonmusk How much of that $35K a year goes towards your waterbed payments?
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@HITCSevens @ManUtd HITC Sevens when it’s time to make the best responses you’ve ever seen:
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@ArmchairQB_UM Michigan fans continue to not understand the rules they are crying about.
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@the_bonnfire @digim3l Tonight proved that even a manager with no experience like BJ Callaghan can beat Mexico. Not impressed.
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@USMNT Too late Gregg
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@3YearLetterman @Elifinikincisi TELL HER ABOUT THE WATERBED COACH
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Why would the CFP committee rank Missouri ahead of Ole Miss? Are they stupid?
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@AnaheimDucks Should I buy this Panthers jersey?
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@darth_slay @On3sports I’m not even close to a Deion fan but y’all are reaching for the weirdest things. This was class.
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@izzy_hart1 @OfficialVizeh Dawg you’re a victim
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If I speak…
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@RyanCopasGoBlue @CleannJay Very on-character from Walmart’s top customer.
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@MrOconnor_ @GoldCup @USMNT The last time y’all beat us, COVID-19 didn’t even exist yet. Have some shame.
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@geb43 @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Spoken like a true waterbed financer
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@Humanheadhunter Spoken like a true waterbed financer
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@crypto_universo @TsarbucksFC That’s not just a lazy conclusion, it’s an inaccurate one. This game would’ve sold out easily on the East Coast where there are large populations of Ecuadorians and Venezuelans. Instead this game was played on the West Coast.
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@3YearLetterman @TerribleMaps Relax Coach, it’s just an Albany expression.
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@USMNTvsHaters 1. Balogun 2. David 3. Pepi Gimenez isn’t on my list because Argentina’s in CONMEBOL, not CONCACAF
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@WitlessWolrab @Bigg_Kuntz Was that the sound of Leeds fans after having their relegation secured?
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@Abdulla00490119 @Citykun08 @McfcOrca @Albertino_24 @DeadlineDayLive @marca Again, what does the French colonization of Africa have to do with Qatar sportswashing the World Cup?
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An SEC team with multiple ranked wins and two losses to playoff caliber teams is gonna get robbed of playing in a deserved NY6 game because Missouri has Tom Brady levels of bullshit luck
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@usmntonly Pexico fans when they’re asked to not be homophobic:
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I’ll just say this about Judkins transferring; as long as @KevinSmithRB is our runningbacks coach, I’m not worried one bit about that position. You guys seem to forget that Judkins was a 3⭐️ that not a lot of big time programs wanted.
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Only fanbases whose basketball team is undefeated are allowed to like this post.
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@hahalfmidget @RatiosCrazy It’s me, I’m A lot of men
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@RedditCFB The children’s hospital effect
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