doogs
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BBC referred to me as an “investor.” Dayton Flyer. Love the board tonight. social @barstoolsports @pickscentral @thecreasedive @healthydebates
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I’ve no joke watched this video 500 times since Sunday…one of the great ones
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“Did you see how fast I dodged that bullet? They say it was the fastest anyone had ever dodged a bullet, Sleepy joe wouldn’t dodge that bullet, sleepy joe would’ve been put to sleep!”.
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Fantasy Football is essentially an annual payment to be in a group chat with my friends.
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I’m a couple inches away from having a big dick.
REPORT: The Lakers' locker room believes they are just "a couple players away" from being a legitimate championship team. (via @mcten,
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“Houston -4.5”
Shohei Ohtani will not be taking questions from the media today, per @Alden_Gonzalez . He will read a statement at 2:45 pm PT.
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Two things in adam Sandler movies are certain . 1) he will be playing basketball .2) he will be with a hot chick . This dude loves ball and hot chicks! That’s why he’s the goat!.
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Kanye running out to the halftime show after hearing all of the lights .
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Burner twitter has lost its way. Making fun of a dude for running 10 miles 😂
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Give me a full slate of College Football on a random Saturday in the fall over the National Championship 10 times out of 10
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Stetson Bennett after being called a kid at 29
Stetson Bennett going DEEP 😳. Bennett has reportedly been “impressive”’so far at training camp. Matthew Stafford (Rams QB) said that Bennett has shown how “athletic” he is as well. Stafford also said after practice yesterday that Bennett is a “talented kid.”. Don’t SLEEP on
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I can’t get over how much this looks like @ChrisKlemmer.
Justin Tucker is 4 for 13 within 50 yards since the release of Galaxy Gas in August 2024
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Cowboys social media team to Dak
Dak Prescott gave away the ball twice in the narrow loss to the 49ers, in a matchup the Cowboys had a chance to win if they didn’t again generate self-inflicted wounds. #DALvsSF | #DallasCowboys.
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When the “this is my Roman Empire” trend was going on I didn’t know what mine is. But this video is it. How did that guy do that with those bottles with all the pressure on him? . For the rest of his life he will have the coolest moment at a wedding ever .
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This guy went from being beloved to the absolute worst in less than a month.
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I was starting to get Jason Kelce fatigue and this has brought me all the way back. Fuck that kid so hard (no Penn state pun intended).
“Kelce how does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?”. Jason Kelce proceeded to slam this kids phone on the ground. Looked like a Penn State student was getting in Kelce’s face for no reason. Wild scene in State College
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Chances Dave thinks I’m just some random guy holding a $penn sign 😂.
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I think it worked
Soft 75:. Half a gallon of water a day.Work out for atleast an hour once a day.No fastfood, no soda.Can drink on Friday/Saturday.(Michelobs and BL only, vodka sodas).Read 5 pages of a book or learn something on youtube. if you had a long say you can have an old fashioned/wine.
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For the haters
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Make sure you get with that girl from high school you guys for sure have a connection 9 years after graduating. (She thinks you’re mad funny and the man).
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Soft 75:. Half a gallon of water a day.Work out for atleast an hour once a day.No fastfood, no soda.Can drink on Friday/Saturday.(Michelobs and BL only, vodka sodas).Read 5 pages of a book or learn something on youtube. if you had a long say you can have an old fashioned/wine.
I’m doing Soft 75. All are welcome to join. I will set the rules soon.
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A lot of “who has a kitchen in their living room” comments and not a lot of “wow they live in west village” comments.
Dude who is taking the Pete Davidson and Kanye beef way too serious
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This guy just casually walked into the office and goes “I thought this was a sports bar?”. Legend
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Just had an all-time great chipotle. A good chipotle can change your entire day. A bad chipotle can ruin your entire life. More on this later.
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The Doogs Army is still asleep and has absolutely know idea what’s going on at any moment. They are just happy to be alive.
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Meek and Klemmer singing Hot To Go was actually on my bingo card @MeekPhill_ @ChrisKlemmer mer
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ESPN falls in love with the fattest kid in the Little League World Series every year.
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I am weed @liv_cowherd.
#MeganFox: ‘I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, “You smell like weed.” He looked down at me and he was like, “I am weed.” Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb.’ #GQStyle.
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If my aunt had a dick she’d be my uncle.
If Zach Edey was 6’4 instead of 7’4 he’d never be on a basketball court.
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If I see a really hot girl on a dating app, I will swipe left so I don’t waste her time. That’s the type of guy I am, a gentleman.
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This is without a doubt my favorite tiktok video of all time and a fight I fully support
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Doing taxes with my dad at 24 is giving me PTSD from doing math homework with him in 5th grade.
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Please watch this with the caption in mind.
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Well. It happened. I was wearing my NYU Law sweatshirt. Kid next to me was wearing an NYU Law hat and asked me what year I was. It was way more embarrassing than I anticipated.
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Don’t worry schefty my ex has sent me the same exact text.
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My guy is SLIM.
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The 17-year old who hooked up with Alix Earle walking into syllabus week .
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Much respect for sharing @BChickenfry . Smallest man who ever lived . Last night we let the liquor talk 🎶.
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Pretty funny to think that some DJ out there will be playing the Zach Bryan diss track at a bar tonight.
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This kid tattles on kids in his class.
There’s a kid dressed as a home plate ump here and he’s calling balls and strikes. This is awesome!
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TikTok can actually end now. This ending is way better than Game of Thrones.
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Didn’t want to respond because it’s so ridiculous that I’m seeing this. Here I am at the first PLL weekend ever on my own dime. I wrote a blog that 5 people read and had a podcast where the only listener was my mom.
@AR12Disciples @d00gs I don’t hate barstool. I hate these clowns who pretend to be fans but are simply muppets engaged by the league to attend their events. At least doogs doesn’t lie about it anymore.
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Steve Belichick was such a good defensive coordinator that it convinced people that Jerod Mayo was a good coach.
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Anyone that says Georgia is because of recency bias. LSU by 14+.
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Billy has to hold the record for most RNR callouts. We’re reaching double digits.
I'll Beat The Fuck Out Of Ohio's Tate .
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Completely forgot some kid texted me thinking I was a promoter on Saturday
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Two years ago I failed out of business school and now I’m an investor 📈📈.
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I will miss Bosco. But i will not be taking anymore applications for unblockings
Breaking: I’m sad to report that after 3 Presidencies Rico Bosco has finally left the building. He informed me today that he has accepted a job at another company. I wish him nothing but the best. #LastDance
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My ex Maldonado. 🤝. Cheating for greater. wood length.
Tom Verducci just casually told everyone that Maldonado used an illegal bat last night AND that Albert Pujols has been using that model for 12 years because it was “grandfathered” in. Ok then
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