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Team Portnoy FrankWalk #42 YAK Gauntlet Time 7:58, ouch @stellabluecoff Board Member @brickwatchco Ambassador

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Cliff DeMartino
8 days
Thank you @BarstoolBigCat & @BarstoolYak Crew. It all started with a WNBA2ndHalfOver... now we're here
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@stoolpresidente Dom of the Year. Welcome back Dave. Welcome back.
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Ummmm I think I just won the @Cubs 50/50 Beers on me @BargeChi
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2 months
first time i ever turned YAK off. Keep the bullshit drama in NYC. And if you're gonna dish it, learn how to take it. Thanks for visiting the Chicago office, bye.
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Keegs vs. Tate got off to a hot start. Presented by @rhoback
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@PFTCommenter @Blutman27 that thing looks like tom cruise's face in Vanilla Sky
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6 months
@stoolpresidente Meanwhile in Chicago....
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@stoolpresidente Rico is watching this for the restaurant recommendations
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2 years
@DavePortnoyShow @stoolpresidente I'll say this. If you polled the listeners I guarantee you "guests" are about 10 down the list of reasons we listen. I listen to get the inside scoop, the Dave Life Report. Guests, they're nice I guess, but not why we tune in.
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@BarstoolBigCat Put a lazy river under the city to get to and from games
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@Billyhottakes @DereckNemeth @BarstoolBigCat Jerry, found your ice cream truck
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4 years
@Tori_Bedford @katebarstool Yeah right? This makes me think "they're having a carona virus"
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3 years
@stoolpresidente Just do your own tournament. I'd pay to play in the Barstool Poker Tour to win a chance to play in the Championship.
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3 years
I'll defend @barstoolsports as much as I need to. I need Barstool. I'm old but I act young. I don't have many close friends or family and everyone my age has moved to the kid phase. The Barstool Universe allows me to continue to be me. That's worth defending.
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1 year
Walking over now @BarstoolBigCat
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2 years
@blogTO @stoolpresidente Still don't see the point of you actively taking away publicity for local small businesses. I mean if you want to celebrate that go ahead, just seems strange.
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3 years
@stoolpresidente Not worthless...
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2 years
@stoolpresidente Imagine @calebpressley having this guy on Sundae Conversation
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1 year
@stoolpresidente This sucks. But with PENN at the helm, nobody is protected. Its unfortunate.
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@stoolpresidente @SmittyBarstool paintball gun comes back into play
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@Billyhottakes The ol' SharkWheel
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@StevenCheah My fav part about Cheah Burgers is they never ever look like a burger
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3 years
@stoolpresidente $buzz is a balloon, not a rocket people. ETF's are long, slow and stead holds. $buzz is not $penn. If you're impatient $buzz is not for you
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@stoolpresidente Miss Peaches gonna knock over a lotta HighNoons with that tail
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1 year
@Jerrythekid21 $100 is great. if they legit save ya strokes thrown in another $20. If they make the round an absolutle blast and insert multiple foot-wedges, $150
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2 months
GET KEEGS THE FUCK OFF YAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 months
@StoolMintzy @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente how can i subscribe to the progress reports
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1 year
@InsiderUnion Portnoy always makes it rain numbies, good work!
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6 months
@DonnieDoesWorld flights to ABQ are bonkers. we had a fight bcs some dude brought home his moms stuffing in the damn crock pot and ppl lost their shit
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2 years
@BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease Happy WNBA 2nd Half Over Day!
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@StevenCheah Damn it Steven
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@StoolMintzy What a WILD turn of events
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Obviously working at Barstool is almost every Stoolies dream. It's a longshot and I realized that quick but still wanted part of the action. So I used my skills to work WITH Barstool to improve their network. Make them bigger, stronger and faster. It's that easy to get involved.
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3 years
Cheers to my better looking younger brother @stoolpresidente Congrats on the Grand Opening of @StoolRiverNorth in Chicago
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@UnnecRoughness If Gundy says he's had 166 cases of beer, I believe him
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@stoolpresidente Get Miss Peaches a slide
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3 years
@BarstoolBigCat because that guy swung at a 3-0 pitch and broke the moon
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1 year
@Return_Of_RB This is a GOD LEVEL response and should be rewarded. Rico still hold serve 15-Love Rico
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17 days
Maaaaan, I got you! For Brandon and his family to invite me to stay for dinner was a wild surprise and true Southern Hospitality in Illinois. PotRoast was 🔥🔥🔥, thanks Walkers!
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"Any ideas @Keystone80435 ?" Cliff DeMartino was the hero Brandon needed last night. Presented by @rhoback
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@snotwurst420 This should win an award, maybe 3 awards
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@stoolpresidente If you grant someone limited power of attorney then they can take care of any and all DMV-related matters
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@barstoolsports We will never see these kids again, at least they went out with a W
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@katebarstool @HardFactorPat Kate with a hellova a costume today
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@BarstoolBigCat @tingis_pingis3 Making Will Levis stand in the doorway and watch is brutal.
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@StevenCheah @Cubs @whitesox You don’t have to choose Cubs or Sox. Choosing a not-Chicago team would be peak Cheah
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@FrankieBorrelli Holy Shit, flip it over to slide down a hill, get this man on Shark Tank!
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6 months
@stoolpresidente dont do it, its a trap. he's gonna lock you in there and charge ppl $1 to come see you
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2 years
Some light beach reading
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1 year
@stoolpresidente WSD strikes gold at least 3 times a year and has no idea. I fkn love that guy.
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@BigSeanQ_ A group of Mintz is called a Mentos
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4 years
@fckeveryword at your won risk.
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1 year
@stoolpresidente @BusinessInsider Where is @AOC She came after you for joking about it, now we have it happening in real life, feet on the streets and she's silent.
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@Jerrythekid21 Thats Barstool as fuck considering HQ1 was also a dentist office. Jerry gets it.
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@Daniel_Rapaport not a great look for in-n-out
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@redapples @KingJames Can never unsee it
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@BarstoolBigCat @PMTsportsbiz This is what I meant when I said Jake has what it takes to be elite at the next level.
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4 years
@barstoolsports Front right.
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1 year
@ProcessCmplt76 @CoachDuggs @stoolpresidente Thats kinda the point, this is not a Dave call. If Dave still had final decision making power, nobody would ever be let go. I'm sure Mintzy could use a handy selling Bricks...
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@stoolpresidente Fuck yes, New York Dave coming out of his Miami Cave...
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@barstoolsports Don’t hate it. Wish I’d thought of it tbh
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@TheFirstonTV @stoolpresidente At the least, you gotta get this guy for a review
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@stoolpresidente Rico just DMs for the restaurant recommendations
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7 months
who didn’t get one and absolutely has to have one, I got ya
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@stoolpresidente Hey, not even thief millionaires are above a $10 bonus bet!
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@PardonMyTake Same Game
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@TomFornelli @BarstoolBigCat And Trey Lance is no NVP...
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@stoolpresidente Frank ain't a rookie, he knows how to work a crowd and show appreciation.
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@BarstoolBigCat Everyone fired. Changing name to ESPM, Every Second Pat McAfee.
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@stoolpresidente And donate all proceeds to a local business in Sommerville? What are you waiting for?
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@BarstoolBigCat those boots are equivalant to the high-ground when it comes to porta potty brawls. Boots always win.
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@stoolpresidente When the edibles hit
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@NoContextBrits Nope, didnt win. Obviously they still scratched it
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Brandon Walker is the exact reason I stopped trying to get a job at Barstool. Brandon is soooo good at this I finally realized I'll never be on that level. But damn I enjoy watching it, all of it
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It’s go time.
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Thanks for having me, what a rush!
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@stoolpresidente One is punching, the other is petting which is even more insulting
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@barstoolsports Winston is the most perplexing athlete in sports history.
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@UberFacts Keanu Reeves
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@BarstoolBigCat Dan’s Twitter security is run by Jersey Jerry
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@BarstoolBigCat how the actual fuck do you even set a pan on fire
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@stoolpresidente What Clark did was an end zone celebration. What Reese did was taunting.
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@PkmnMasterHolly @PokemonGoApp We'll celebrate this in 2026. I have like 9 coins haha
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I apologize for wasting 7 Minutes and 12 Seconds of your life. That’s on me. I’ll be under 4 on the next one
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@BarstoolBigCat Rico has watched this 12 times for the restaurant recommendations
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2 years
@CalvinRidley1 Gambling doesn't give you bad character. You didn't hurt anybody, you didn't steal, you didn't ruin someone else's life. You can defend yourself to the league but you certainly dont need to defend yourself to the fans, we get ya
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kid had a great hair flip @BarstoolChief
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