Bruce Wayne: (Giving a press conference on day 3 of bronchitis) Any questions? Every reporter raises their hand.

@SenAdamSchiff Is your money that good? Will it buy you forgiveness? Do you think that it could? -Bob Dylan

@landofthe80s The fact that this movie was released on valentines weekend is one of a million reasons why the ‘80s were awesome.

@AMAZlNGNATURE

@TheCensoredRock @DisneyPlus @Canada That 4th screw is what separates a true professional from an amateur. It just blends seamlessly.

RT @Jbanklestankle1: Trump: "So how exactly are you going to root out the corruption" Elon:

@DubzyOnceAgain

RT @citizenkawala: The gulf was formed 300 million years ago and doesn't care what you call it.

@NatlParkService Just make sure you are recording while attempting to pet the tactical assault cows.

@ChiefsCore Exactly. Laughs in Browns fan. All we know is suffering. I’d be happy with 5 wins and a non-rapist quarterback.

@CleGuardians Hammy is still free.

@SopranosWorld Christopher: yo no lo hice

RT @citizenkawala: Scrolling back through messages from my dad. Years of "OK" and "👍". So many memories.

@espn Why is everything about race?

@yandhiisntreal He meant how would they breed. One is way larger than the other. It’s amazing how septum piercing aficionados can find racism in anything.

RT @HenpeckedHal: “I’m sure I’ll recognize a few songs when I hear them,” he incorrectly mused.

@NFLonFOX Was boring

@BenAxelrod Hands to the face is a foul.

RT @Kauai0604: Next Browns veteran QB heading into town

@SenAdamSchiff Maybe cuts wouldn’t need to have been made if Congress and their puppeteers didn’t steal everything not nailed down?

RT @TheCensoredRock: I will not be watching the Super Bowl because they took End Racism out of the end zones. The NFL is a white supremacy…