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NFTs could end kinetic warfare on Earth. They're not just the jpegs normies love to hate. I'm mostly serious.
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@punk6529 and @6529er I noticed in your PFPs you wear hoodies?
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@ewarren When someone finds out they have crypto and needs to decide what to do, they should be able to consult with anyone they want—their partner, a parent, a friend, anyone. But you know who shouldn’t put themselves in the middle of that decision? The government.
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Seize io is a an interesting website. It’s an art gallery. It’s a platform to promote decentralization. It’s a source of crypto tooling. It’s a wallet delegation site. It’s also will be the next social network you should join.
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I’ve unexpectedly been engaged with some trad art folks recently I met through non-art channels. Love talking NFTs with them. Upton Sinclair understands my experience: 'It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.'
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@telmudic Being gay is great if you’re gay. This dude is super gay. He will probably be happier once he figures it out or admits it or whatever
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The 25 "Best" Memes by 6529, according to maybe, a philistine pleb. You're not gonna like it:
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Seize io Lexicon. Coming into any crypto ecosystem, the words, phrases, acronyms, and insides jokes can appear, or just plain be, impenetrable. If you choose to create a profile on Seize, there’s going to be some confusion about various terms.
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1/ This is my financial and emotional experience with the @punk6529 Memes to date. Your mileage is guaranteed to vary. TLDR: my financial and philosophical interests are in a magical, once in a lifetime alignment.
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@FightMate that was the most homoerotic fight i've ever seen. these two should get a room
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Something absolutely wild happened on the internet today and I think you should know. I mentioned in passing I didn’t own one of my favorite NFTs in a chat. A gentleman whose name rhymes with LaminatedNifty, who is already renowned for having one of the best vibes on CT, just
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I know I said I don’t care but I do care. Please TAP. Three Address Protocol. Hot, Cold, Ice. Jump into OM meme chat Discord and we’ll show you the Wei… right, @punk6529 ?
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@MarcEsadrian @stillgray It can’t come soon enough
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@SenWarren What is it like to have a disassociative relationship with reality and yet have power?
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@coinfessions Anon, I think if you could somehow verify some of this, credibly, the community would probably help you out.
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@coinfessions is my math right that they made 1ETH? mwahhhhahahah
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@GaryGensler @SECGov 15 years is nothing in the scheme of things…
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@Ledger Am I super stupid? If you encrypt a version of my private keys, you have a version of my private keys. What am I missing?
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@coinfessions I don’t intend to be mean but you sound like a completely toxic friend I would tolerate but secretly hate and wish would fall off a cliff so i could get rid of you guilt free
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@coinfessions Homie. When I was 32 I: 1) had no idea how young i was 2) had probably less… Chillax ser.
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@coinfessions There has never been a better case study re: the need to go touch grass
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@coinfessions No No no no no no no no no. No permanent solutions to temporary problems.
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@coinfessions I’ll go non-anon with my anon account and say I was in BTC in 2014 and bought ETH at $9. I should be retired, and while I made money for sure, nowhere near where I could have been if I’d not thought I could outsmart the market
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@Lolpual1 He could use some help from a good friend. Too bad he doesn’t have any.
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@coinfessions Jesus Christ @cobie can you get the gang together to chip in to help this poor kid? Maybe we can pay the therapist directly?
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@FlatEarthZone Dude you can see the goddamned curvature at basically any beach looking at the ocean horizon on a clear day.
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Anyone see this? AOS moon @POSTWOOK
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15. Come and Take It by @Vince_Van_Dough Viagra for the civic mind. The most memetic card, imo. Top 10 card but just keeping spot 15 warm.
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@WomenPostingLs What language is that? Seems to have Latin roots but lord I cannot make out what she’s saying…
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Yo. Simplified legit wallet security: Open fresh MM. write seedphrase (sp) on paper. Save. Buy 1 Ledger and 1 Trezor OR 2 Trezors. Set up Trezor(s) with SSSS. Write on paper. Save. Set up Ledger. Write sp on paper. Save. Go to safe dot global. In a txn, set up 2/3
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@coinfessions This cannot be true. I think there is some dimension where the physics play out and it is true. Not this one. Nobody would do this
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@punk6529 If you would have told me a year ago all I would want for Christmas is a .jpg…
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If an junkie degen were to visit and see the handsome visage below, well, that's me.
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@punk6529 I’ve been waiting for this one!
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@growing_daniel I died of a heroin overdose after getting hooked in junior high
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@gainzy222 1) What
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22/ Finally, remember, @punk6529 's job here is impossible. Rewarding the gospel's faithful messengers while finding reliable ways of bringing in new converts without allowing botting and gas wars to ruin everything. I do not envy. All of this is NFA.
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. @MetaMask I’m sure it’s stupid to invoke you but why don’t you care about the svg error everyone I know is getting on mobile for weeks going on months?
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@punk6529 Hopefully the file type won’t be an issue
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@0xfoobar I just bought a Trezor just as a vote of no confidence against ledger but “never attribute to malice that which can as easily be attributed to stupidity” or something
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@punk6529 The observer effect (atoms) is more powerful and influential than we understand
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4. Contagion - @RuptureNFT Paging @jerrysaltz
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X cannot stop me though it would like to: a continuation thread of the 25 "Best" Memes by 6529 in the opinion of maybe, a philistine pleb. 17-1. Here we go...
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The 25 "Best" Memes by 6529, according to maybe, a philistine pleb. You're not gonna like it:
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@highhertel @webdevMason This is where my mind went as well. No jury would convict
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23. Dark GM: Even sophisticates break. But, you wouldn't believe what happened last night... by @DarkMarkArt_
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24. All the Time in Hell. Survival is a hauntingly monochromatic hellscape. Moody. Urgent. Changing.
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@coinfessions Pucker up buttercup a year or two and you’ll be back in saddle riding high (depression is obviously serious DO NOT DO ANYTHING PERMANENT in this non permanent phase)
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22. The Inception. by Alfie @punk6529 's crystal ball may be wrong. It may be right. But the dude scopes.
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🚨 New Years Resolutions time. Starting Jan 1, I'm taking a hiatus from X and jump into decentralized social media (likely those platforms embracing ). This is just for me, nothing changes for my otherwise ignored posts, expect all our regular updates on OM
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@Ledger Make this right by the users who got ganked
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@BokkyPooBah The attitude of transcendence. Sorry about your punks. Congrats on emotional health
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15/ If my wife ever finds out I spent roughly $18k on a fucking JPG, well, my marriage would be annulled on the spot, GAME OVER. Fortunately, she takes no interest in what I do so I’m probably ok.
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Getting two @Ars0nic 1/1s this year: here’s the first! Shidding and shaking
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@ewarren When crypto companies gets their day in court, they shouldn’t have to wonder whether their judge—or a Supreme Court justice—is looking out for despotic regulators instead of the rule of law.
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@punk6529 gm nothing happened while you were away
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A Meme Was Born @MaxMyEth
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16. Copepe by @6529er "Counterfactual timelines are imaginary." The most under-appreciated card.
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18. Boom by @killeracid The money once zoomed, Banks so stately and so groomed, But with ledgers in your bed, Assets hidden from the fed, The Banks? They go... Boom!
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@gainzy222 Not many people get to experience that level of relief. “There is no truer joy than the unexpected release from intense pain”
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gmerge
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25. Save the Future by @incalstory . Technical chops for days. Wild detail. Believably post-historically heroic. Highly intelligent, strategically gifted child proves himself at Battle Camp. Wallet intact.
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9. Cobra Effect Pepe by threepanelcrimes Imagine believing this wasn't one of the most aesthetically perfect cards... is there pain involved in being that wrong? It would be number 1 on this list if there was a tiny tear welling in his eye.
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@coinfessions please do not give up.
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@coinfessions This makes me think of Jordan Belfort’s take on the Malaysian slush fund story. He saw the way they were partying and knew the money was stolen because people who work for it don’t just light it on fire (or send to fake companies with no DD)
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@6529er Printed these with the glb file:
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10/ Importantly, at the same time, philosophically, I completely bought in to what now seems obvious: if we do not build the open decentralized metaverse and adopt digital privacy rights, those who do not hold individual freedom as their North Star will build it for us.
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@coinfessions Didn’t make a single friend in four years of college. Couldn’t even tell you a single classmate’s name. Still have more IRL friends than I want. The key is two fold: 1) be genuinely interested in people 2) don’t cause others stress
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17. Ode to the Builders by @noealz Conceptually tight. Robustly executed. To the builders, here here!
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2/ Background: I dipped a toe in Bitcoin in 2014 but I was poor and distracted. Went head first in 2017 but was still poor-ish and having tons of babies. Wife was like, WTF are you doing, burp these many, many babies and then the 2018 bear came. I ignored crypto until late 2020.
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@ylecun @XiaohuiChen18 So you can look at any given weighting in the matrix and tell us what it's doing?
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21. FreedOM Fighter by Muhju The testosterone in this manpiction has bedded more wives than you've laid (eyes on) women. Punk VMDXXIX. Institutions have the high ground and 'bout to take yo' head. Duck.
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11. God Save the Key by @cyber_yuyu See:
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I enjoyed yesterdays @punk6529 meme by @cyber_yuyu and wanted to understand it better. The meme description points to the reference memes. 1 Meme Phrase + 3 Memes as paintings = God Save the Key A thread....
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@Vince_Van_Dough @punk6529 @6529Collections This is the first non @6529er card that absolutely NAILED the simple/bold iconography. The card I've been waiting for... so good!
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@BanklessHQ I'm totally rekt But I'll be back tomorrow For more of the same
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5. WAGMI: Legacy by @LordJamieVShiLL I look at this card and my kids come to mind and I get a tightness in the chest. Not many things in life emote me against my will like this one.
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@inversebrah Cobie is the sunlight and CT is the substrate in need of cleansing. Don’t know how to translate that to wassie
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@punk6529 I am dumber for having watched this… and it was bad to begin with
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4/ 2022: This fucking somewhat likable wacko I know bought a Maclaren 720S from NFT profits and I was like, I am missing something new and clearly real. FOMO up the wazzoo. Prior to this, I believed NFTs were the dumbest shit IN THE WORLD. In other words, I was wholly ignorant.
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@Aella_Girl Would be interesting to see if women rated more masculine and men more feminine (my theory) or if other gender difference in answers
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@coinfessions Homie, bull is coming. If you did it once you can do it again
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12/ So, as a True Believer, I caught up collecting all the previously released Memes and I was now a regular on the AL. A magical time in life, no exaggeration. It was the process of getting financially rewarded for falling backwards into spiritual-level awakening.
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2. SeizeJPGs @6529er This is why we're here.
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19. Hopium Crisis - by Dre Dogue Pretend artist didn't release an incredibly similar piece and pretend the cigs are lit... and pretend she wants you, because she doesn't. Love this card.
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@punk6529 @code4rena 60,500 is not a meme number I’m aware of
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Connect your wallet (it’s safe) and secure your seize user name now. Don’t sleep on the biggest name grab since ens. But what for?
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If I have 10,000 TDH, I have 10,000 CIC to spend and 10,000 TDH to spend. When you spend either, your TDH is unaffected.
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7/ So, I started reading all the tweets I could find about the Memes obsessively. I opened a twitter developer account and used the API to find all Meme tweets. It all started to make sense. Prices were not really moving. It was all about the philosophy.
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21/ The key to the whole thing, IMO, is the perfect alignment between the message/goal and the benefits. There’s nothing else like it. Thank you @punk6529 , @6529er , @teexels and the team behind the scenes who have opened my mind the necessity of the success of the Resistance.
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@punk6529 when do we get to see your monke?
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This platform, social network, experiment is just getting started. Any questions?
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CIC: Community Identity Check. 1 TDH = 1 CIC. Assign to other seize profiles as an indication you agree they are who are who they say they are. Negative CIC indicates you believe it is a spam profile or imposter. CIC use does not affect TDH. CIC is lost if TDH is lost.
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@punk6529 Plenty to create Chat6529
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11/ The whole lived experience of the future will be a waking NSA-spy-program-level CBDC nightmare. I truly believe this effort is our only hope to build the future I want for my many, many kids.
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8/ Convinced I found the Way and already obsessed with @rektguyNFT aestetics, rekt6529 was the first or second one I bought (.26 ETH). I watched the Nakas for a while and they went from .8 to 2.35 and that’s when I pulled the trigger (I am not smart, FTR, should have bought ten).
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@econoar you don't like white knuckling your ETH through a rain storm at night with one headlight?
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@toadswiback There I stand with junk quite small My wife’s beau quite brash and quite tall Kept me from the mint Of all things fail hint I’m sighing at luck’s wretched gall As a husband so frail Saw my NFT dreams derail Wife’s lover the cause Broken sodomy laws So it goes, all things
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