@ewarren
When someone finds out they have crypto and needs to decide what to do, they should be able to consult with anyone they want—their partner, a parent, a friend, anyone. But you know who shouldn’t put themselves in the middle of that decision? The government.
Seize io is a an interesting website. It’s an art gallery. It’s a platform to promote decentralization. It’s a source of crypto tooling. It’s a wallet delegation site. It’s also will be the next social network you should join.
I’ve unexpectedly been engaged with some trad art folks recently I met through non-art channels. Love talking NFTs with them. Upton Sinclair understands my experience: 'It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.'
Seize io Lexicon.
Coming into any crypto ecosystem, the words, phrases, acronyms, and insides jokes can appear, or just plain be, impenetrable. If you choose to create a profile on Seize, there’s going to be some confusion about various terms.
1/ This is my financial and emotional experience with the
@punk6529
Memes to date. Your mileage is guaranteed to vary. TLDR: my financial and philosophical interests are in a magical, once in a lifetime alignment.
Something absolutely wild happened on the internet today and I think you should know. I mentioned in passing I didn’t own one of my favorite NFTs in a chat. A gentleman whose name rhymes with LaminatedNifty, who is already renowned for having one of the best vibes on CT, just
I know I said I don’t care but I do care. Please TAP. Three Address Protocol. Hot, Cold, Ice. Jump into OM meme chat Discord and we’ll show you the Wei… right,
@punk6529
?
@coinfessions
I don’t intend to be mean but you sound like a completely toxic friend I would tolerate but secretly hate and wish would fall off a cliff so i could get rid of you guilt free
@coinfessions
I’ll go non-anon with my anon account and say I was in BTC in 2014 and bought ETH at $9. I should be retired, and while I made money for sure, nowhere near where I could have been if I’d not thought I could outsmart the market
Yo.
Simplified legit wallet security:
Open fresh MM. write seedphrase (sp) on paper. Save.
Buy 1 Ledger and 1 Trezor OR 2 Trezors.
Set up Trezor(s) with SSSS. Write on paper. Save.
Set up Ledger. Write sp on paper. Save.
Go to safe dot global. In a txn, set up 2/3
22/ Finally, remember,
@punk6529
's job here is impossible. Rewarding the gospel's faithful messengers while finding reliable ways of bringing in new converts without allowing botting and gas wars to ruin everything. I do not envy. All of this is NFA.
.
@MetaMask
I’m sure it’s stupid to invoke you but why don’t you care about the svg error everyone I know is getting on mobile for weeks going on months?
@0xfoobar
I just bought a Trezor just as a vote of no confidence against ledger but “never attribute to malice that which can as easily be attributed to stupidity” or something
X cannot stop me though it would like to: a continuation thread of the 25 "Best" Memes by 6529 in the opinion of maybe, a philistine pleb. 17-1. Here we go...
@coinfessions
Pucker up buttercup a year or two and you’ll be back in saddle riding high (depression is obviously serious DO NOT DO ANYTHING PERMANENT in this non permanent phase)
🚨 New Years Resolutions time. Starting Jan 1, I'm taking a hiatus from X and jump into decentralized social media (likely those platforms embracing ). This is just for me, nothing changes for my otherwise ignored posts, expect all our regular updates on OM
15/ If my wife ever finds out I spent roughly $18k on a fucking JPG, well, my marriage would be annulled on the spot, GAME OVER. Fortunately, she takes no interest in what I do so I’m probably ok.
@ewarren
When crypto companies gets their day in court, they shouldn’t have to wonder whether their judge—or a Supreme Court justice—is looking out for despotic regulators instead of the rule of law.
18. Boom by
@killeracid
The money once zoomed,
Banks so stately and so groomed,
But with ledgers in your bed,
Assets hidden from the fed,
The Banks? They go... Boom!
25. Save the Future by
@incalstory
. Technical chops for days. Wild detail. Believably post-historically heroic. Highly intelligent, strategically gifted child proves himself at Battle Camp. Wallet intact.
9. Cobra Effect Pepe by threepanelcrimes
Imagine believing this wasn't one of the most aesthetically perfect cards... is there pain involved in being that wrong? It would be number 1 on this list if there was a tiny tear welling in his eye.
@coinfessions
This makes me think of Jordan Belfort’s take on the Malaysian slush fund story. He saw the way they were partying and knew the money was stolen because people who work for it don’t just light it on fire (or send to fake companies with no DD)
10/ Importantly, at the same time, philosophically, I completely bought in to what now seems obvious: if we do not build the open decentralized metaverse and adopt digital privacy rights, those who do not hold individual freedom as their North Star will build it for us.
@coinfessions
Didn’t make a single friend in four years of college. Couldn’t even tell you a single classmate’s name. Still have more IRL friends than I want. The key is two fold: 1) be genuinely interested in people 2) don’t cause others stress
2/ Background: I dipped a toe in Bitcoin in 2014 but I was poor and distracted. Went head first in 2017 but was still poor-ish and having tons of babies. Wife was like, WTF are you doing, burp these many, many babies and then the 2018 bear came. I ignored crypto until late 2020.
21. FreedOM Fighter by Muhju
The testosterone in this manpiction has bedded more wives than you've laid (eyes on) women.
Punk VMDXXIX.
Institutions have the high ground and 'bout to take yo' head.
Duck.
I enjoyed yesterdays
@punk6529
meme by
@cyber_yuyu
and wanted to understand it better.
The meme description points to the reference memes.
1 Meme Phrase + 3 Memes as paintings =
God Save the Key
A thread....
5. WAGMI: Legacy by
@LordJamieVShiLL
I look at this card and my kids come to mind and I get a tightness in the chest. Not many things in life emote me against my will like this one.
4/ 2022: This fucking somewhat likable wacko I know bought a Maclaren 720S from NFT profits and I was like, I am missing something new and clearly real. FOMO up the wazzoo. Prior to this, I believed NFTs were the dumbest shit IN THE WORLD. In other words, I was wholly ignorant.
12/ So, as a True Believer, I caught up collecting all the previously released Memes and I was now a regular on the AL. A magical time in life, no exaggeration. It was the process of getting financially rewarded for falling backwards into spiritual-level awakening.
19. Hopium Crisis - by Dre Dogue
Pretend artist didn't release an incredibly similar piece and pretend the cigs are lit... and pretend she wants you, because she doesn't. Love this card.
7/ So, I started reading all the tweets I could find about the Memes obsessively. I opened a twitter developer account and used the API to find all Meme tweets. It all started to make sense. Prices were not really moving. It was all about the philosophy.
21/ The key to the whole thing, IMO, is the perfect alignment between the message/goal and the benefits. There’s nothing else like it. Thank you
@punk6529
,
@6529er
,
@teexels
and the team behind the scenes who have opened my mind the necessity of the success of the Resistance.
CIC: Community Identity Check. 1 TDH = 1 CIC. Assign to other seize profiles as an indication you agree they are who are who they say they are. Negative CIC indicates you believe it is a spam profile or imposter. CIC use does not affect TDH. CIC is lost if TDH is lost.
11/ The whole lived experience of the future will be a waking NSA-spy-program-level CBDC nightmare. I truly believe this effort is our only hope to build the future I want for my many, many kids.
8/ Convinced I found the Way and already obsessed with
@rektguyNFT
aestetics, rekt6529 was the first or second one I bought (.26 ETH). I watched the Nakas for a while and they went from .8 to 2.35 and that’s when I pulled the trigger (I am not smart, FTR, should have bought ten).
@toadswiback
There I stand with junk quite small
My wife’s beau quite brash and quite tall
Kept me from the mint
Of all things fail hint
I’m sighing at luck’s wretched gall
As a husband so frail
Saw my NFT dreams derail
Wife’s lover the cause
Broken sodomy laws
So it goes, all things