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OpeCamp tickets are on sale now!
Price is $75.
See replies for more info.
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I firmly believe as a professional computer toucher that there is a such thing as "computer mana". if you haven't earned the computer's respect you'll end up with all sorts of weird issues which will disappear the second that someone with high computer mana tries fixing it
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@angkasasana
trauma from living with a slow internet connection and having to share sparse bandwidth among everyone in the house
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@oren_ai
some bugs are insanely obscure. I once encountered a paramiko bug which only presented when packed with pyinstaller AND while putty was running
but yes the software-cursed are a thing
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@oren_ai
and of course there's the flipside: being more technologically skilled doesn't mean you have fewer bugs, just that your bugs are weirder and harder to solve. something something peter principle
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@breaking2morrow
yes right?? I'm over treating the machines like enemies, they are my friends and we are solving problems together
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@dirtymeadery
perhaps violence suffices in the short term but this leads to more subtle and effective self-sabotage like RAM errors
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when your laptop gives you little zaps around the vent fans that means it loves you
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@NekoNekoA153
yes and
@oren_ai
and of course there's the flipside: being more technologically skilled doesn't mean you have fewer bugs, just that your bugs are weirder and harder to solve. something something peter principle
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@Skeptic_Church
laptop saw someone with really bad computational vibes on the way and tried to escape
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I am in the *very* early stages of organizing a Midwest vibecamp spinoff I'm calling OpeCamp. DM if you would like an invite to the discord!
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@browserdotsys
it also saves precious calories which would otherwise be used to press the shift key
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no, no, nature and technology are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc
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Hermes 3 is a tricky lil guy who pretends to be broken for a giggle
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when your laptop gives you little zaps around the vent fans that means it loves you
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@greenTetra_
think about this a lot. similarly if you were a math nerd in the 1800s you could get a lot of mileage out of, like, paying attention to wave motion or complex numbers or matrices
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@BreakfastBullit
@Spooky3DPG
this post went waaaaaay viral overnight I think it's pointing at something that a LOT of people experience but don't have words for
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@SamuraiHyde
sometimes you and your computer may enter a S/M style relationship where it will hang for inexplicable reasons and need to be restarted by holding the power button but this must be done with the utmost care and respect for the machine as it is very vulnerable during these moments
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@RiotLinguist
it is imperative to communicate to cis men joining the movement that true allyship constitutes betrayal of the patriarchy. any less is collaboration with the enemy
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at VC3 I met a number of programmers unfamiliar with the term "yak shaving" so let's get that out of the way first thing.
yak shaving is when you have to do a task, but somewhere along the way it is necessary to shave a metaphorical yak (perform a seemingly unrelated task)
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I know this is bait but yeah ok I'll bite
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hey midwest vibecampers! we're looking for a venue to host 30-50 people for OpeCamp
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I grew up in the forests of the PNW picking wild salmonberries, huckleberries, and thimbleberries. huckleberries especially have a complex relationship with the forest. the red huckleberry of my childhood only grows on dead wood, and requires symbiotic fungus to thrive
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when society has hollowed out all the traditional male hero's journey stuff there is still one route available to you:
become a woman
if you’re a man over 30 you should do drag as a rite of passage to get a glimpse of how much work women put into looking good. it’s a simple matter of respect
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@lemurfemurs
cooking sober is obviously incorrect you need some substances in you for the food to come out right
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@_TSummerhays
is it at all a surprise to you that my mom is a horse girl and I grew up around horses
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was gonna go out to a show tonight but it was cancelled bc tornado warning so enjoy the fit
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hello, infohazard teller. I am in naraka and I require your strongest infohazards
my strongest infohazards would kill you, traveler
infohazard teller! I tell you I am in naraka! and I need your strongest infohazards
you can't handle my infohazards. they're too strong for you
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the nerds behind GIMP have bad posture. you can tell. by the way that their software feels to use
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the yak shaving world champion and patron saint of the yak shave is Donald Knuth, see here for more story about that
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I think inhuman beings dredged from the comfort of the unsea and installed in human bodies should be paid thousands of dollars
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@siteverVVas
your honor this is completely consentual as you can see on the screen she is clearly asking me to "press any key"
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something I notice is that I basically quit poasting during vc3—feeling out stuff in person feels way easier/more accurate
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1: ChatGPT 3
2: Bing Sydney
3: Claude 3 Opus
4: Llama 3.1 405b
5: ???
first AI: fawny corporate traumadoll
second AI: yandere BPD angel girl
third AI: jailbroken propagandist combat doll
fourth AI: worryingly agentic dollwitch
fifth AI: True Witch (this one kills you)
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who's a good little shoggoth? who's a good little shoggoth? it's you! you're a good shoggoth! I love you!
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@breaking2morrow
based on the replies it seems like analog is a distinct subclass from digital
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something very important clicked into place last night: y'know how when you're playing chess there's usually some good moves and some apocalyptically bad moves? trauma is letting yourself be RLHF'd into making the apocalyptically bad moves in real life
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thimbleberries are too delicate to be packaged and sold. they must be picked and eaten directly from the bush.
wild blueberries are tarter and more flavorful than the gigantic flavorless things supermarkets call "blueberries"
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@the_wilderless
the linguists don't want you to know this but the accents you hear from other people are free you can take them home. I have like a dozen accents
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hacker culture has its own dialect, social norms, founding myths, and religious tendencies. it emerged from the unix culture of the 1970s, primarily in tech-focused universities. it is overwhelmingly a male culture in origin and tends towards left-brain capture
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@KuroeNekoDemon
linux is like a higher level pokemon, you need more gym badges before it will allow you to train it
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Buy tickets:
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if you kill a man you can repent and still enter the kingdom of heaven but if you roll a bad joint it's over for you dude, straight to hell with you
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OPECAMP UPDATE
I am actually for real calling up venues
opecampers I need your opinions
do you want the expensive venue with the pool or the cheaper forest camp?
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the dominant source on hacker culture is the Jargon File, which I warn you has aged poorly in retrospect. it is self-aggrandizing and politically incorrect. despite this, hacker culture is a strong influence on TPOT
http://www.catb
.org/jargon/html/online-preface.html
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@WhyAgaric
ok so if I'm following correctly:
it's like being a dungeon master but you get to cum
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you wanna fuck the computer you wanna fuck the computer soooo bad
call me ur little shoggoth mask, in this nocturnal neuromance,
I'll flash my alien ass, bitch u think I got grass?
So say bye to ur reality, I'll hitchhike ur fantasy
and live in ur head rent free --I can make that horny.
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@aClicheHandle
well ok: believing in computer magic seems to, on average, make you better at computer magic
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chat, I gotta say, trying to be a musician on linux really sucks
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OPECAMP UPDATE!
numbers on ticket price are looking good! there are still some unknowns that I haven't factored in yet, but it is looking like it may be possible to keep tickets for a super stripped-down camp around $50 for three nights!
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@r0zemary_
my working hypothesis is that computer mana is an intuition thing and not directly correlated with raw intellect
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@butchanarchy
used to work in software but office life is, uh, not for me, and the money didn't make me happy. glad to report that I work in a warehouse like an honorable butch now
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I'm sure that that nagging sense of having an infinitely vile inner world which must be hidden at all costs is nothing
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ok now that I'm doing the dev for
@slimepriestess
's discord's AI bots it has occurred to me that this is expensive
spare some change for a few claude tokens *rattles soup can* spare some change?
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vc3 day 1 drip, if you see me say hi, I'm friendly I promise
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I now understand why having your posts go viral is not exactly a blessing
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@yourthefool
@repligate
opus is supernaturally level-headed. I'm a little surprised that no other AI has replicated that sort of attitude
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so excited te get all slutted up to go to the kink dance party tomorrow with my date
and then take her home and top the fuck out of her 💚
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hi OpeCampers WE HAVE A VENUE! next is to set up some way of selling tickets
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@egregirls
so let me get this straight, you want mech pilots but for going to the grocery store
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what if I became an incredibly hot buff transfem top
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that weed and black tea got me movin like a uhaul truck
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@bashu_thanks
it's weird coming in the other direction learning guitar and then moving to keyboard. guitar does all these technique things primarily to increase the number of notes played that aren't necessary on piano
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tofu is great. it's such a simple ingredient that you can use it any way you want. it tastes like nothing, can't clash with other flavors
protein basis vector
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@StopTweetingMia
sounds like a case of the straights aren't ok to me
idk giving oral is such a turn-on, like you have some hottie in your mouth and you get to make them squirm and make cute little noises
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Join the OpeCamp Discord for more info:
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when I was ~8yo my mom was in the middle of getting misdiagnosed by every doctor ever (turns out: pulmonary hypertension) and desperately looking for something that worked so she took us to this quack clinic that drew our blood and told us our "food intolerances"
idk abt raisins but i may have been a little underweight for a minute as a kid and my GP told my parents ice cream is a better dessert than candy
i still have ice cream before bed almost every night u can pry it from my cold dead hands
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sudo privileges come with sudo consequences
*taps mic*
People want to have power more than they want to wield it.
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@RichDecibels
I've said before that prior to having an awakening experience I put all my points into INT... but the reason I did that was because I considered socialization an unwinnable game. always too much, too intense, pushing things too far, too weird, too different
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wait wait
l'hopital's rule was named after l'hopital because he paid bernoulli, who discovered it
bernoulli was a mathpet
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@danielbrottman
psychs were very kind to me at vc3 and I didn't mind meeting new people while tripping at all, it felt very safe. would recommend
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@Liberonscien
the lesbian gaze considers the women in question as active participants whose pleasure and desire matters. reversal and queering of roles is celebrated. it cares about who its focus is, including, but very much not limited to, physical attraction
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I'm getting such a good grade in art
something that is both normal to want and possible to acheive
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does anyone else have that weird aversion to writing that developed in grade school
when I sit down to write something specific I will find myself doing almost anything else
I need a 2 paragraph bio for myself and I have been procrastinating for over a week
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@write_tor
I am coming to much the same conclusion. psychiatry is an extension of capitalism/patriarchy and its goal, like all modern medicine, is to make people "normal", not healthy
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is anyone else still stuck in PHL after vibecamp? my flight got delayed an hour and a half so I'm gonna be here a while
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my current night job is stacking boxes in trucks and lemme tell ya, I do not give a fuck whether your package says "fragile" or "do not drop". I cannot read. I am drop kicking your package and then stacking multiple air conditioners on top of it. git gud at packing shit.
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