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SILENCE-DRAMATIC SHORT FILM 2020 (TRIGGER WARNING) - YouTube
This is my eldest son’s short film that was supposed to be in multiple film festivals but can’t because of Corona.
He made it while feeling rage about school shootings.
Please watch
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Grown folks : Todays youth are selfish and entitled. Work harder and contribute to society
Greta: I’m trying to save our planet from destruction
David Hogg: I’m trying to save our youth from rampant gun violence
Grown folks : No, not like that.
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The men demanding women stay at home are after one thing : total control.
I was a SAHM for a couple decades. This dynamic is predicated on a man loving and cherishing his wife for infinity.
So what happens when he doesn’t? When he cheats? When he falls out of love?
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Any man who presumes to declare what all women should find fulfilling, is arrogant, a puffed up fool and a real and present danger to all of us.
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You will be trapped. You will have zero choices. You will be forced to forgive him all his abuse and transgressions because you have no other way to survive but HIM.
The terror that comes with that is hard to explain. But I never want to go thru it again.
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Any man who demands you stay at home and submit to him is setting you up for a life of without choices of your own. The choices become all his.
Have that part time job. Have the prenup that entitles you to compensation for your years of unpaid labor.
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Make sure you save your own money and have your own network of people who are supportive of you.
My husband wasn’t a fundie xtian and we decided together Id stay at home and shit still went scary.
I can’t imagine how much worse it for wmn who are also controlled by religion.
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If you’re a woman and you want to stay at home - you should do that. I wanted that too.
I didn’t realize how completely and totally fucked I was until I was in my driveway being told he’s having an affair and is out of love.
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@Freeyourmindkid
I was driving downtown and ran a stop sign in the middle of the night with no traffic around. A cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over. I said “don’t you have something better to do?” And laughed. He laughed. I didn’t get a ticket. I got asked out.
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@heyyguido
They need to add this as an addendum to every single anti abortion bill. Like ok we can restrict abortions but there’s a quid pro quo. Republicans LOVE quid pro quos.
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When your left leaning , mildly comedic political tweet goes viral-ish, your DMs will be taken over by right wing men who want to make sure you know they find you repulsive but also fuckable.
With lots of swearing and name calling.
I know this now.
#INCELMAGA
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@BriKeiRay
@heyyguido
It’s usually old, religious men who demand legal control/restrictions over a woman’s healthcare decisions. So if they’re the ones who are going to propose bills restricting abortion and birth control access- they can be the first men to lose their bodily autonomy to the law.
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@linz_eh
@RealJacobPerry
@tommyontheleft
@yashar
It’s kind of shocking how many ppl don’t understand how economics works . Paying the ppl at “the bottom” a living wage results in everyone benefiting. It does not mean everyone makes the same now. Genius. 🤦🏼♀️
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@RemakingManhood
Why does no one understand that a decrease in population is beneficial for everyone ?
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@funder
Only crowds who cheer him are full of his cult members and the ones his campaign pays to be there. Average citizens hate him. Reality bites bro. 😂
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@ask_aubry
The first suggestion is especially tone deaf. He realizes we wear ear buds and be on phones to send the signal we don’t want to bothered. They still always bother us. This man thinks we should invite the bothering. Oh Lordy
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@SixBrownChicks
You’re the reason women keep choosing the bear. You enjoy inflicting emotional harm on women. Get help and stay far away from female humans. You’re unworthy of all of us. You’re disgusting and should feel ashamed of yourself.
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@ask_aubry
I’m diabetic. The amount of shots I took per day while pregnant was ….. epic. The dislocated pelvis while pregnant with the twins was super cool. The permanent damage to my pelvis, hips, feet and lower spine is such a joy.
I give pregnancy a 1/10.
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@SDRandyO
@mmpadellan
@realDonaldTrump
He doesn’t believe he did anything wrong and I think he’s probably genuinely shocked that he was impeached. Narcissism and all.
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@DoomScroling
My Appalachian mamaw was telling me to adopt this lifestyle back in the 80’s when she was almost 100 years old. She said she didn’t want any of her granddaughters trapped with men like she was. She’d be so excited to see this happening.
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@jenadunn76
@yanju007
Amen!!!! I have helped and supported my husband through all of his degrees and finding his career. Cleaned our home, cared for and educated our kids. Been his assistant, stylist, partner,cheerleader, etc.... best believe it’s OUR money 😉And no “just” about my job !
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@DigitAlex
I dress in what’s comfy and works best for what I’m doing. Lifting is super sweaty work. I start in layers and peel them off as things get hot. I do this for me. Not for you or any other man to watch. Mind your weights and not the women at the gym trying to live our lives
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@ask_aubry
So he’s never had a car payment or paid for gas, has no clue what nails cost, no idea what food costs and doesn’t know any women.
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@redusa21
Of course we wouldn’t say that. Knowing the difference between a non baby clump of cells and an actual baby is apparently not a universal life skill. Claiming an actual baby could be mistaken for a clump of cells is what anti choice peeps are all about. One is not the other.
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@kcpolice
Kansas City. Home of the super bowl champs AND the nations most hilariously snarky police force.
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@heyyguido
I get asked by white women if “it’s true” all the time. I always say “is what true ?”
“You know- about BLACK guys!”
Bitch he’s my husband and the father of my children STFU I’m not discussing this and you are trash for even thinking it.
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@JustJoshinNH
Evangelical men are forgiven ANY “sin” so long as they “I’m sorry”. This will be his wife Anna’s fault somehow because that’s how republican Jesus rolls.
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We should stop calling them “pro life” and re label them “anti individual freedom”.
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@laalex2
I’m basically 95% ruled by my emotions and guess what ? My husband made adjustments and figured out how to take care of my heart just like I figured out how to take care of his in his language. The result is 2 ppl who learned how to share themselves. Yay marriage.
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@Kissmyazz24
Male bears spend quite a bit of time “courting” female bears to see if they’re receptive to them. If they’re not ? THE MALE GOES AWAY.
Most females mate with several males during mating season.
So yeah, the bear understands consent.
Nice try little buddy.
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I’ve gotten a few DMs where ppl tell me they don’t like that I also post political stuff .
I live in a red state with my black husband and biracial kids - one of whom is gay and another on the autism spectrum.
What the gov’t is doing affects some of us is scary ways. So F U
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Reminder for “Christians” who are obsessed with modesty for the sake of not tempting the menfolk:
When Jesus addressed men with lustful eyes he didn’t tell women to put more clothes on, he told men to gauge their own eyes out.
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@TravisAllen02
@MsD_Wallace
I can’t tell if this is fake or not which tells you everything you need to know about
#45
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@TheRealNubian2
Men like this are so sad. I’m 45 and I’m the most confident , happy and sexy I’ve ever been. 24 year old me wishes she was as cool as 45 year old me. Omg this man needs a hobby.
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I’ll say it again : America has a white people problem
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@meganalcg
@joenybui
@AngelAuthor1
And also wasn’t the other persons fault or intention they’re now thinking non PG thoughts , so why do they make their own issue everyone’s problem ? Ugh.
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@DoomScroling
Women don’t need men in relationships the way men need women in relationships. All this projection is nuts.
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@MiffyAnn94
@spicedrop71
I saw that! “I have black friends” is a huge “I’m actually racist af but I have a token or two” 🤦🏼♀️🤬
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“Women are bad drivers” yet men are responsible for more drunk driving and road rage incidents resulting in death and injury.
If a woman has an absent/bad relationship with her father she’s not relationship material. Yet, it’s not girls who abandon their fathers.
- women are irrational & emotional but it's men destroying stuff or doing mass shootings because of a slight discomfort (because they're stoic, logical)
- women should always submit to sex but women are sluts who only care about sex if they expect it to be pleasurable
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I got asked to watch a strangers dog once and I wouldn’t let strangers pet my strangers dog.
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Sure childbirth hurts but nothing is as painful as listening to your offspring talk about Pokémon
#momlife
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@AbbyHasIssues
@thatdutchperson
Change the channel and watch Hoarders: Buried Alive. You’ll feel way better about yourself and realize the vacuuming can wait another 3-6 years.
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@MiffyAnn94
Conservatives have been having a hard time dating and it’s hilarious. Progressives, middle of the road and even non maga republicans won’t date them. It’s the best ever.
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@DoomScroling
Playboy and Hustler were distributed through the mail for decades. Clearly men don’t have an issue with lewd things being mailed. Just medication.
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@yoruguaenusa
@Jay_V_F_45
I love this grampa and want to do puzzles with him and go fishing. Omg ❤️
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@cards777spurs
@cheryllynmartin
It’s ok to have preferences. We all do. But announcing you go limp b/c of imaginary personality traits exhibited by women you don’t know b/c of their artistic choices is a whole new level of “I’m not good in bed”.
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@NYinLA2121
Say what you just wrote in this tweet. We women respond on a primal level to our guy being brutally honest and letting us see him vulnerable and sharing a real piece of himself. A genuine humble apology would do it with me.
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Today was supposed to be my mini gypsy’s prom but it is of course cancelled.
So she’s dressed up in her prom dress , alone - sparkling up the whole neighborhood while I take her prom pics.
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@eatinginmycar
The OP never said Bernie re traumatized her. She said the mass bullying and gendered abusive language used against her by his followers was triggering her PTSD and reminding her of the trauma she lived through. It was the gendered language used by the net mob. Be better.
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@ask_aubry
But his money isn’t going to a “shrink”. His insurance is covering some of the cost and his son is paying the rest.
Why do so many boomers believe if they have a financial stake in, they’re now owed control over the person ?
This is how you end up never seeing your kid
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@DoomScroling
These men don’t realize that every single one of our grandmothers warned us about men. Told us to get an education, have jobs, don’t have too many babies, have an escape plan. Your gramma was trapped. We aren’t.
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@HCLPokerShow
@RobbiJadeLew
@GmanPoker
She didn’t cheat. She beat his ass and the little boys are big mad now . 🤣 If she was a male player, the headline would be “the most amazing poker hand you’ve ever seen”.
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@ask_aubry
Every time I read about cultures that have separate little communities of women who live all together and men aren’t allowed I’m like ……… yeah, that feels right.
It’s because men like this man are universal. 🤦🏼♀️🤬
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People who DM me to tell me I tweet too much “black stuff” : Fuck you.
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@AngelaLovesNY
I thought the weirdest thing I’d had a man do was sniff and pet my head.
But you win with the shoulder licking. Ewww dude. I’m so sorry that but of nastiness occurred.
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@HaplessLarry
@BadMedicalTakes
He doesn’t know because he doesn’t understand how pregnancy works and thus made up this entire story. Men are nuts. 🤦🏼♀️
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My 11 yo bi-racial daughter is a huge HP fan. When she found out Hermoine was black on broadway she burst into happy tears.
“She looks like me!” She said.
Black girls deserve to feel included and be represented.
So white folks need to STFU about black Ariel. 🧜🏿♀️
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@davidhth
Why does she sound like a horror movie villain? That breathy voice is alarming. Jesus is terrifying.
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@girldrawsghosts
I don’t understand how grown men make it to adulthood and don’t understand basic anatomy. Google exists , please use it to your advantage.
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@lilbabyjx
This is ridiculous. Sexist. Incorrect.
That’s like saying women who post nonsense on twitter are useless.
Oh,wait. 🤦🏼♀️
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@Parkerlawyer
When we were in court adopting our middle two kids, our then 4 year old daughter told our lawyer to “tell the judge to tell my dad to buy me a puppy. Are you writing this down? It’s spelled P U P P Y. “ it was adorable.
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@RightWingWatch
Adorable.
1)There’s plenty of “guys who know how to fight” who think Trump is destroying our democracy.
2)Despite what you’ve been lead to believe : Libs own guns too. 😉
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The world sucks but the White Tibetan Yak exists so it ain’t that bad.
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@Andie00471
@tyrnykillr
@fivestrrebel
He also sounds like he dropped out of school before 7th grade lol
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@JustJoshinNH
Spoiler alert: women are so ready for these to hit the market. Then creepy jerk offs will leave us alone. Everyone wins !
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@ask_aubry
Not in people years.
When women call him out and say he’s too old for them , he’ll say “age is just a number”
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