Jacob Perry 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇮🇱
@RealJacobPerry
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Radical Centrist & OG #NeverTrump. Ex campaign guy. Co-Founder @CenterStreetPAC. Like gifs, books, bourbon, comedy, LFC, airplanes, #BillsMafia, Dodgers, Pacers
Florida, USA
Joined August 2017
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.". -- Oscar Wilde.
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I'm just going to say this once, and you can unfollow, disown, unfriend me or whatever, but:. If this is the price for conservative judges and tax cuts then it ain't worth it. That's the tweet.
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How many conservative judges did we get in exchange for a civil war in our nation? Asking for. a lot of friends, actually.
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Interviewer: so, I see there is a four year gap on your resume. Did you work in the Trump Admin?. Candidate: no sir. I was in prison. I swear.
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I was today years old when I learned that funding infrastructure repairs and upgrades is now big government socialism. Which would've been news to Republican President Dwight D Eisenhower, builder of our interstate highway system.
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Whole lot of folks who gleefully blamed Obama for every possible issue in America are suddenly offended by the notion that a president who campaigned on hate and division may be responsible for the burning in our cities.
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I swear to Baby Jesus I don't get the obsession with Fauci. I truly don't. Literally no one knew what to do and dude had to figure out a lot on the fly. And if we're being honest he did a far better job than you would have.
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Imma just say this: Madison Cawthorn made his "cocaine orgy" comment and people got pissed. There's a certain, notorious Fla Congressman who was *allegedly* well known for that shit and who is closely tied with conservative media. IJS.
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Donald Trump couldn't spell Afghanistan if you spotted him the first seven letters. The idea that he had some kind of comprehensive plan for dealing with this is literally hysterical.
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@marcorubio Because Republicans in those states have intentionally made vote counting more difficult, beginning with not allowing the counting of EVs prior to Election Day. But you knew this.
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After 20 years of getting Republicans elected across the country I just went on the Leon Votes website and officially changed my registration to "No Party Affiliation." I can't be a member of a party that condones violence against law enforcement.
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Bear with me because I need to pay tribute to someone who meant a great deal to me. Some 12 years ago my wife and I got to know an older couple at our church. They always stuck out due to their bearing, the way they held hands, and the fact that the man usually drove a sportscar.
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For 20 years I worked hard to elect Republicans around the country because I believed I was serving my community and upholding the values I was raised with. Today, as in 2016 & 2020, I voted for Democrats all across the top of the ticket. Because I love my country. #NeverTrump
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@HawleyMO Today is a good day to remember that you would have proudly fought for the Confederacy #Juneteenth2023.
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I honestly never expected Him to arrive in a Hyundai.
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The whole "wants to be a dictator" aside, this may literally be the absolute best reason not to vote for Donald Trump
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We keep thinking there's a bottom but if anything has been made obvious it's that there is no bottom. It's gonna keep getting worse.
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"Jacob, how dare you suggest that Republicans are supporting Putin in the #UkraineRussiaWar". Me:
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Laura dated Dinesh D'Souza.
Laura Ingraham Decries ‘The Feminization of Men’: People Are Drawn to ‘Manly Men Like Joe Rogan’
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BREAKING @GovRonDeSantis, whose spokesperson uses the term "groomer" to insinuate that opponents of #DontSayGay bill are sexualizing kids, hired as his faith advisor a man who was once fired as a high school teacher for having sex with a student. #FlaPol
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The thing to really keep an eye on is what Ron and Casey do after this debacle finally crashes to earth. They're broke. They have no assets (they used a condo rented from a pedophile as their previous address.) Ron has never had an actual career so where do they go?.
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@GovRonDeSantis My dude, you eliminated a congressional district purely because it was represented by a black man. Take Dr King's name out of your mouth.
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I can honestly say that one of the proudest moments of my career was not only refusing Allen West's offer to run his 2012 campaign but working behind the scenes to defeat him. Fuck this guy. He's a total piece of shit.
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The Venn Diagram of people who thought History was the most boring class in high school and people who display gross ignorance about current events is a completely solid circle.
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Come back tomorrow and fucking impeach him. First order of business.
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@RadioFreeTom I get so many MAGATs who pop up with, "Biden said he had a plan!". Yeah, the plan was to get vaccinated.
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Not that anyone is paying much attention but what is going on at New College of Florida is absolutely insane, disturbing, and against everything conservatives once stood for.
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I've been getting messages and replies from actual friends over the last few days that I can basically summarize as, "what happened to you?". Nothing. And everything. I'm the same guy I've been but maybe you didn't know me as well as you think. And maybe we're just not that close.
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Maybe now some of y'all are understanding why I chose not to continue the professional relationship with a certain Member of Congress.
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Donald Trump hates Mitt Romney because Mitt is everything Trump never will be: a successful businessman, a man lauded for his personal character and integrity, a loving and devoted husband, and an incredible father who has raised terrific children.
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I guess I'm not understanding the "breaking news" aspect of learning that the Obama Administration was trying to find out who was having illegal phone conversations with a foreign government. In all seriousness, what am I missing here?.
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As a PS, when Jay passed in 2014 one of his sons, who I had never met, called me and asked me to do the eulogy. The entire family then introduced me as another of Jay's sons. Will forever be one the greatest honors of my life.
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PPS, I just remembered that my work for Jay wasn't entirely probono. One day they were at our house & Jay saw a copy of Aurelius's Meditations in my office. A week later he presented me with a Roman coin minted during his reign that had the philosopher's face on it. That was Jay.
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What would it look like if it was a German city?.
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The Hemingway household must be an intellectually stimulating place.
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The one rule about cocaine orgies is you don't talk about cocaine orgies.
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Conservatism means randomly threatening companies when they don't do what you want, I guess.
Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) threatens Twitter after it activated “poison pill” plan to prevent Elon Musk’s acquisition:. “We’re gonna be looking at ways the state of Florida potentially can be holding these Twitter board of directors accountable for breaching their fiduciary duty.”
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Mad respect for my friend, @WalshFreedom. Dude has paid quite a price for taking a stance but I know for a fact it's both real and personal.
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@ByronYork Well, besides fact he said he was there to kill Nancy. Hence the attempted part.
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Literally every major urban area in PA, WI, MI still under 30% reporting. CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
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@JamesKubinski @AdamSchefter @BigTenNetwork Yes, a practice drill with no pass rush or coverage is exactly like an NFL game.
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For 20 years I worked to elect Republicans all across country. Worked for Govs, Sens, MoC's, & even got one elected in 2016. Today I put the person & our country ahead of policy & voted for all Democrats. Our country deserves better. #countryfirst @ProjectLincoln @RVAT2020
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I don't give a fuck if John Fetterman can no longer spell cat or walk in a straight line. If you don't think he's still a far better choice than that quack snake oil salesman Mehmet Oz then perhaps sit this election out.
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@DineshDSouza I'm beginning to think that the reason you were fired from a Christian University wasn't just because of adultery.
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I just helped an elderly man with the self checkout at the library and can now continue the rest of my day knowing my place in heaven is secure.
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If you want to know how truly Never Trump someone is just gauge how they feel about Ron DeSantis.
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He's not the same man I once welcomed into my home and who I called my friend. He did exactly what he always promised me he wouldn't do: become a politician. What a disappointment.
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It's 2019. Kanye is a Christian recording artist, Kim Kardashian has been baptized, is studying to be a lawyer and is America's most effective advocate for criminal justice reform, and the guy from The Apprentice is the President. Stop thinking that life is predictable.
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@RepBrianMast @JacksonLeeTX18 Hey, remember that time when @JacksonLeeTX18 sold a free veteran house for a profit so she could buy a huge mansion on the water?. Wait. That was you.
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I never thought Jason Miller's baby mama would be so bad at judging character.
Folks I recommend on this:. @ggreenwald .@Cernovich .@mtracey .@SohrabAhmari .@ClintEhrlich .@emeriticus .@Vermeullarmine .@davereaboi .@JordanSchachtel.
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@cspan @SpeakerMcCarthy My understanding is that you are only protected from slander laws when speaking on the actual House floor. Outside the chamber doesn't count and @RepSwalwell should be speaking to counsel.
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I've known Brian Mast since one afternoon in 2015 when he called me from the campus of Harvard University (leaving @RadioFreeTom' class, no less) to ask me about helping him get elected to Congress. And I couldn't endorse this message more strongly.
@RepBrianMast You’re a hero for your service and I’m grateful, as I’ve said before. And yes i question the commitment to democracy of anyone who spread election lies, signed onto that deranged TX AG lawsuit, and voted to commit sedition. You were not just asking questions.
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If you really want evangelicals to take the covid vaccine just tell them it's an essential oil.
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Goodbye, Natalie. We loved you and rejoice in your reunion with Jay. Tell him hi for me.
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His stance in supporting and defending blatant sedition is an offense to the oath he took while in uniform and an insult to the men and women who still serve. He's openly encouraging division in this country in service to one politician and it's embarrassing to watch.
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But Jay passed eight years ago, so this thread is actually about his widow Natalie, who passed today. Natalie was the most beautiful, gracious, kind and elegant lady I've ever known. A remarkable lady who was devoted to her husband of some 75 years. Utterly devoted.
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@WeThePeople021 @Calculusman4 Watching white people get bent over diversity will never not be funny.
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Time to do something about the Boebert crime family.
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@TheRickWilson Which is really sad because George Santos has already developed a cure for COVID.
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What really worries me right now is the fact that if they can convict Donald Trump of committing crimes then they can convict any one of us for committing crimes.
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My conscience is very clear. I don't like where my career is but I'm comfortable with where my soul is at.
Never Trumpers have a remarkable role in Joe Biden’s coalition, having followed their consciences into opposition at significant risk to their livelihoods
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The Florida Democratic Party, which had about as much life to it as a 97yr old chain-smoker after a stroke, was just given new life because Florida Republicans confused a majority with a monopoly and overplayed it's hand.
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Chris Rufo being married to an illegal immigrant is just another example of immigrants doing the work that no one else wants to do.
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@TomCottonAR As a Harvard trained lawyer I feel like you understand why this can't be done. But you've been successfully playing the role of moron for long enough that it's possible it's actually happened to you.
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Uhhhhh, if you deem it classified then you've just admitted that it's true. #MAGA.
Breaking: Federal prosecutors are weighing whether to criminally charge John Bolton with disclosing classified information in his upcoming White House memoir
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I'D ACTUALLY FORGOTTEN WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE A GROWN ASS MAN WHO GAVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE AS OUR PRESIDENT.
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Hold up. You can just resign from the Marines?. CC: @byrdshouse.
My son, a U.S. Marine stationed at Camp Pendleton just called me. Dad. "I will be leaving the military if they try and force the vax on me" . Its starting. .
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I've said this to y'all before but because too many have anointed him as The Next Conservative Hope® you don't pay attention. But Ron DeSantis will go down as the most corrupt governor in modern Florida history. #FlaPol.
NEW: @GovRonDeSantis' chief of staff, James Uthmeier, has been using a personal cell phone to conduct state business. DeSantis' lawyers are now arguing that those phone logs are not a public record — despite past rulings saying they are.
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We'd be a better country had @MittRomney been elected in 2012. Unfollow if you must but I suspect you know I am right.
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Lots of folks who are worked up over how a foreign country handles protests didn't say a goddamn thing when Ron DeSantis rammed through a bill outlawing protesting in Florida last year. Weird.
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It breaks my heart that so many kids will grow up without a father because they took Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, etc more seriously than their own responsibility as fathers. And we're not talking about this.
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🧵Friends, sit back while I tell you the story of Chris LaCivita & everyone's friend, Allen West. Our tale begins in 2004 after the nomination of John Kerry as the Democratic candidate for president vs George W Bush. Now, you may remember that it was a national security election.
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I do appreciate just how morally superior many of my democratic friends feel at the moment. I would just caution you that ignoring the growing extremist movement in your base will eventually come bite you in the ass. See, tea party 2010.
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Casey's friends are basically Bridgette Ziegler and maybe Byron Donalds' wife. But no one anywhere near Tallahassee. So, basically no circle of friends or anyone who cares about them. Politics is first and foremost a relationship business and they're too arrogant to do that.
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Devoted in a way that I cannot describe. But know that she, like so many other women over countless conflicts over the centuries, she served to. And Jay would never let anyone forget that.
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If only Republicans had been as suspicious of Donald Trump as they are about Dr Fauci.
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Is this coming from personal experience?.
We now live in a country where it’s easier to get chemical castration drugs than Ivermectin.
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@Jack_Petocz @Publix I'm sure it will be hard to find someone else to bag Grandma's groceries and walk her to the car.
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Just imagine feeling like you have to vote for this guy in order to protect your way of life.
I will be strongly demanding a Drug Test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the Debate on Tuesday night. Naturally, I will agree to take one also. His Debate performances have been record setting UNEVEN, to put it mildly. Only drugs could have caused this discrepancy???.
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There's far more evidence that James Comer beat his college girlfriend (and made her get an abortion) than there is evidence that Joe and Hunter Biden are taking payoffs from China.
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I cannot believe you people made this clown a thing.
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House Republicans are making the best Biden reelection commercial so far this year.
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If marijuana overdoses were a thing there would be no such thing as the Libertarian Party.
Del. McGuire is right. We have a drug problem in Virginia, and legalizing marijuana will only lead to more marijuana overdoses and deaths. Democrats want more marijuana deaths. As your governor I would never allow marijuana to be legalized.
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If @AndrewGillum had focused on actually doing the work in Fla the way @staceyabrams did in Georgia, Democrats would've won here by 5%. Something about a show horse vs a work horse.
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My favorite Allen West story is about the time in 2011 he flew me to DC to ask me to run his 2012 campaign in the new 18th Congressional District in Florida and I took the trip just to tell him no, and then I hung out with friends for free.
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Jay also attended West Point, Class of 1939. He hated his first post, which was way out in Hawaii. Thought it was boring, until one Sunday morning when he was awakened by lots of loud booms and shooting. Yeah, he was there.
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So, explaining to my wife tonight that Steve Bannon was arrested on the fifth anniversary of his shitty website trying to ruin my career and life certainly was fun.
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After the war he was assigned to Nevada to work on atomic bombs. I know all of this because he told me. I spent hundreds and hundreds of hours with Jay as his pro Bono PR guy, booking him at schools, parades and anything else I could get.
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