caoimhe π΅πΈ
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doctor, sometime powerlifter, all-around menace to society β she/her
Ireland
Joined March 2019
im the only person on my nitelink so i asked the bus driver would he drop me home and he said ya no bother ???.
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can't stop thinking about friday night in the globe when i met a girl i went to school with in the bathroom after a bump n she asked me what i was doing and i said ket. she was askin what i was doing in college.
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who got that one Jeopardy clip.
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having a nightclub curfew but no other changes means it's so clearly a symbolic gesture meant to make it look like you care about reducing cases by targeting the easiest industry while not actually doing anything else to reduce case numbers.
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emily in paris style show where the main character is a girl who moves to the ukraine call that chick in kiev.
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secondary schools are still open but drugs and alcohol support groups can't run?? in times like these?? when people probably need the support now more than ever??.
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not a single big irish head here sorry.
Obsessed with The Bear's decision to portray an Italian-American family exclusively with the most Irish-looking actors in the business
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sorry someone put a tiktok up of cool film pics from a rave captioned "dublin on film" n someone in the comments goes "not really representative of dublin" and they replied "thanks i'll do a census next time" ππππ.
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ah yes, the loophole where they. were laid off work due to the pandemic and are eligible for the payment? that loophole?.
Government concern at βastonishing' 47,000 students 'lying in bed' picking up β¬125m in PUP loophole.
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yesterday i was in boojum w sive and the girl took her student card and checked the year then wouldn't give her the student deal?? it's really class traitors out here smh.
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in today's episode of "does he fancy me or is he just a nice person": went paddleboardin today n had loads of fun & the instructor asked did i want to do the sunset tour. i said yes how much does it cost n he said "don't worry about it". ???.
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james joyce to that one beour.
fuck me she's a bit windy today.
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i can't believe they're not bringing back twisty fries like wtf is wrong with this country.
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1. this manipulative as fuck.2. this is not an overreaction lol if i was meant to go for dinner w someone and they cancelled at FIVE PM i'd be rightfully pissed.
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the other day kaitlyn came out of the pub loos looking so chuffed with herself and went "they have the same tampon machine my school used to have and if you hit it a certain way a euro comes out" and sure enough, in her hand was a euro. what a woman.
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girl just drove past me in the estate in a baby pink merc with diamante trim around the reg plates. i looked in at her and she had perfect platinum blonde hair. i want what firhouse barbie has.
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overpopulation is a myth β€οΈ we have enough resources for everyone on earth β€οΈ the problem is the distribution of those resources β€οΈ which is due to capitalism and the wealth gap β€οΈ not people having babies β€οΈ.
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yes are you fucking thick.
Irish Examiner View: Do we need Covid-19 booklets in both English and Irish?
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to be clear he didn't drop me to the door or anything but he left me off at the entrance to my estate.
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when ur at self checkout and someone catches u not scanning half ur shopping
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btw i am not ignoring this stuff at all i support each and every one of ye speaking out about ur own experiences i am just exhausted at existing in this world as a woman bc u can never escape it and it is so draining to always have to use your trauma to prove a point.
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right let's say hypothetically i accept that we can't print more money cuz then the value will decrease ok whatever. why can't we just print more money and keep it a secret. like don't tell anyone. "oh we just found more money in the healthcare budget" ?????.
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dublin huns: jackie's on francis st have a 15% cashback deal with revolut on atm!! since their guinness is β¬5 usually that's essentially a sub-fiver pint. the boom is back.
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why you should vote sinn fΓ©in on february 8th a.k.a a thread of screencapped sf policy summaries.
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if i posted something of me just existing and someone was like "yeaahh body positivity" i think i'd actually commit homicide.
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ur telling me mcdonalds in nutgrove was the first drive through in europe???.
Europeβs first drive through restaurant opens at Nutgrove in Rathfarnham, Dublin, 1985
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how are you charging me a cancellation fee it was the AIRLINE that cancelled my flights NOT ME
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i want to take myself out for a drink but last night i was minding my business in the IRISH PUB and some lil norwegian fella was like "oh you're drinking by yourself?" and i was like "yea" and he goes "that's kinda sad no?" bro you're kind of rude no?.
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@hollyrocliffe it's such a scam marketing technique, nasty gal & missguided & plt will have permanent 40-50% off to make people feel like they're getting a good deal but really they're marking things at twice the price they'd be normally and then discounting it back down.
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YOU HOPE I'M CURSED FOREVER TO SLEEP ON A TWIN SIZED MATTRESS IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S BASEMENT MY WHOLE LIFE NEVER GRADUATING UP IN SIZE TO ADD ANOTHER AND MY NIGHTMARES WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT.
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i am coming to bankrupt every company whose "large" is a uk 12. watch out fuckers.
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all pancakes are guilt free if u don't assign moral value to foods and just enjoy a tasty snack.
βHealthy pancake alternatives for Pancake Tuesday!!! βΊοΈβΊοΈβ βProtein pancakes for the day thatβs in it!!! πͺβ
β βRecipe for delicious guilt free pancakes!!!! ππβ. i will hunt you down in the street and shoot you like a dog.
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i am going to pass my driving test next week i am going to pass my driving test next week i am going to pass my driving test next week i am going to pass my driving test next week i am going to pass my driving test next week i am going to pass my driving test next week.
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@alhema__ @_Samiyyah_ @TashaMac_Daddy i'm fairly sure it's just cos this was the walk through at the end. like u know they wouldn't have a whole show walkin like that.
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the bds movement calls for a targeted consumer boycott of israeli fruit&veg, axa, hp, sodastream, pillsbury, puma, sabra & ahava. if everyone does that little bit it will be much more effective than going around nitpicking other people for unknowingly buying israeli goods.
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@mammywonglegs literally the ick is when u already kinda don't like someone and then they chew with their mouth open and u just have to go.
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this is possibly the prettiest i've ever looked in my life btw
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imagine. it's sunny, ur sitting outside by the whitewater rafting facility, enjoying a nice cold can. then GO TOBANN a guard comes up to u and pours ur drink into the whitewater pool.
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THEY WERE THE LAST EXAMS AND I GOT A 2.1 EVERYBODY CLAP.
FINISHED MY (hopefully) LAST EXAMS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL ALRIGHT LADS.
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the two genders:.
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dublin is terrifying rn like i genuinely wanted to believe people like that were a loud but weak minority but just seeing how many people are engaging in blatantly racist n destructive behaviour is so scary.
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if someone spoke to me like this they'd get a swift kick to the throat like ??.
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@AndyMcDaid97 im sorry but this is not a big irish head this is an american tourist who has gone to carrolls and wants to feel immersed in his ancestors culture mind he has one great grandparent from ireland.
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why yes i am the sexiest woman alive thanks for noticing x
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i really think everyone needs to be examining & working through their internalised fatphobia because there's actually very little evidence that *being fat* is bad for you or a health risk. it's almost impossible to separate body size/weight from health behaviours - i.e. is your-.
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help my boyfriend just said i can't be a psychiatrist because i'm hot and my patients wouldn't tell me anything.
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do you guys remember when hayley williams gave out about ticketmaster fees and taking advantage of fans only for paramore to go and support on a tour whose pricing structure is. Like That.
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does it look really bad if i, a doctor in a gp practice, have a can of full sugar monster on my desk.
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life hack for my sexy bitches if ur shopping online somewhere u don't usually shop just try the code "WELCOME10" you'll usually get 10% off without having to sign up for a stupid mailing list xx.
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once i was texting a lad who worked in supervalu and he was like aw i get staff discount and i was like do u? and he goes "not really but sometimes i just don't scan things".
when ur at self checkout and someone catches u not scanning half ur shopping
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this is sick and evil. the average life expectancy in the uk is 81 years. you want people to work for 53 years of their life and then only have 10 years of probably arthritis-riddled retirement to enjoy after all their service?.
UK state pension age will soon need to rise to 71, say experts
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having disney channel and/or sky box.
How did you measure how rich someone was growing up?.
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@billycornwell @Tommy__A @fio_piccolo_ @timl_85 i'd delete this tweet if i were you cuz as embarrassing as their invitations are they don't deserve their home address broadcast on twitter.
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i adopted a dog today and i am obsessed with him i can't stop taking pictures of him look
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happy to announce the queue for burger king in dublin airport moves way quicker than the queue for airport security.
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wow look at me a silly little uneducated person going to youtube university apparently
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carly's bedroom from when they do it up in icarly season 4 episode 1 i got a hot room especially the iceberger couch
i thought teddy was so cool living in the basement like that little bed platform was so cute
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LIKE FOR A 1 CARD TAROT READING I DON'T WANT 2 STUDY.
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more for my fans x
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went on a date and we were out late and he didn't tell me to text him when i got home. oh so you want me to die?.
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louis o'hara i've blocked my boyfriend and only have a few minutes until he notices, dm me now please.
Aged 21 #sinnfein Louis OβHara looks on course to be the youngest ever TD elected in #GalwayEast #GE2020
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went to do a big clean today but got distracted by all of the bikinis i own u know how it is sometimes
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was going for pretty and professional with my overall vibe today but a lad just craned his head out the open window of his car to look at me as he drove past so i think i may have accidentally crossed into inconceivably beautiful territory. unfortunate.
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insta saw them first but look pole pictures pole pictures
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when central cee said "the mandem celebrate eid, the trap still runnin on christmas day".
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finally owe less than β¬1000 on my masters can i get a Hell Yeah
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