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Bright future, bad hangover. | 3 old cars and innumerable cameras | bebostate passport office operator | gender: dude as in dudes rock | I block minors, sorry!
Capitol Hill, Seattle, WA
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If you see this pinned tweet cause you liked the toblerone tweet, consider tossing me a couple bucks! I’m in between jobs rn and it would rock haha
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My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night
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If you pull that respect the cops bullshit you're a fuckin moron and I hope you learn better eventually
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. Just 20 minutes before that, Seattle Police officers were recorded running into pedestrians with their bikes, and then violently arresting the victims for what they claimed was assault. Even for SPD, yesterday was a vicious escalation. (🎥: Jerry Savage)
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So I'm pretty open about this but I don't talk personally a ton on Twitter cause it's generally pointless. I'm a felon, for stupid fuckin reasons, and I'm lucky enough that it was 7mos before I turned 18, so it doesn't show up on background checks now. Let's talk about it.
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lol it’s always the under 25yos, gtfo here with that “porn addiction” bullshit, maybe cons should include that these things may be around so when the parents sign the required consent documentation they’re signing off on it, I don’t want to go to any “family friendly” con lol
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I found the dumbest thing ever at a thrift store yesterday, it takes NTSC composite video in and has a framebuffer so when you press the print button it prints out a thermal paper copy of a single video frame
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When I say all cops are bastards, I mean it with every fiber of my being. They killed my friend, they almost killed me, and they've made countless people miserable for fucking nothing. I took a fucking hat. She took a fucking dress.
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Saw this video yesterday while mindlessly scrolling dash am video IG accounts and I’m glad it’s somewhere I can more easily share cause it made me laugh so hard, it’s like the fuckin tinkerbelle fireplace video
they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road
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I once showed a whole crew of T*sla service techs my yugo and said “look, better panel gaps than a model 3!” and they all laughed and were like wait fuck you’re right
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Helen was the only person who truly got my upbringing as a poor suburban skatepark korn/slipknot/emo kid/juggalo adjacent, she was the kind of person you’d chain smoke with in the back of a car with a velour interior. We may never have been very close but we were kindred spirits
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If you want to tell me I'm wrong, you wait until you meet me in person and you look me in the fucking eyes when you say it. Fuck the police, burn their precincts down.
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We saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe
🐕:
@skotterbutt
🐕:
@RubberSkullDog
📷: Sinar P 8x10, Astragon 360/4.5
🎞: Fujifilm HR-U X-ray Film, shot at ISO100, 8min in stock D-76
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yall
@knoxapoppin
is an incredibly sweet and positive dude and it was a blast to do this shoot
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I may end up with a decent-ish job someday, if I schmooze just right. This isn't a redemption story, there is no redemption until my wrongly incarcerated brothers and sisters are free, records wiped. Our system profits off the minor mistakes of the poor and black/brown.
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Vrchat really makes you figure out where you fall on the macro-micro spectrum real fuckin quick and it's hilarious
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Until that system is dismantled, no, every cop is worthless slime.
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OH I FORGOT! if I ever get arrested again, my felony comes back! So I can't even join these protests because one night in lockup will ruin my life forever!
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Been very happy with some of my film work as of late, learning to tackle a whole new style of photography is hard as hell!
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One of the silliest gags my bar had was a canning machine, we canned a whole bunch of dumb shit but they told me a story from the previous year and I had to recreate it for
@Tabernak
so here’s a can of enlightenment (also called a light beer)
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Shoutout to the random himbos i encountered last night, no idea who they were but they were engaging in Hijinks
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About 4mos in, I find out Sydney killed herself. I didn't even get the chance to tell her I was sorry. Some of her friends blamed me for her death for years, until pretty recently! I'll never forgive the Clark County Police Department for the hell they caused her.
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LOL NEVERMIND they liked me and my honesty about this (they heard from me before they heard from the place that did the test) that the owner personally decided to make an exception for me, I start Dec 11
Doubly owned: it was a saliva test and I failed, no new job after all
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Just got the most egregious horny boomer joke hat I’ve ever seen, it rules
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@Monochromemutt
People used to do that at western cons too! Back in the days of having to use Pidgin because of all the different IM protocols lol
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@OddballLion
@_Rewhan
I got a can of Vimto from it once, I was so stoked. I miss it every time I drive past there, which is a lot since John/Olive/Denny is my route downtown haha
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When I went to cons underage I had to have my mom sign a release form, iirc there was language about the fact that they couldn’t stop me from seeing adult themes at a majority adult convention
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Still working on photo editing from the Polaroid rig at Fetch but this immediately became my fav from the batch (feat.
@Tabernak
and a friend whose name I forgot)
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And that’s a fact right there, that these events are massively majority adults, I’d rather see kids banned than restrictions on what adults wear that’s still in line with clothing requirements of the venue/locality!
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I stepped away for a moment but Dispatch being like "stop saying phone numbers on the radio they are IMMEDIATELY getting called" made me laugh EXTREMELY hard
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I wanted to make it to Chicago but never did because of how long it took to get out here to GR. Anyways we made a technical.
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We get cuffed, and they separate us. I told the truth, naive 17yo me thinking somehow the cops were gonna just let us go and tell us to fuck off. Sydney isn't as lucky. They can't make sense of her ID. She's trans, and this is barely 2009, the cops could NOT figure it out.
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When I was young, I looooooooved urban exploration. I hadn't got into photography yet so I have very very few photos of this time. I dipped my toes into infiltration too, so I wasn't just hitting abandoned houses, we're talking active mills and shit.
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Not making it to BLFC, wrecked the Lancia just south of Chehalis. I have a plan for the time being, and I’m alright, didn’t even hit my head, but rolling a car at 70 is incredibly scary. Super annoyed I lost my glasses too, a whole team of people couldn’t find them.
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I couldn't get a job for 7 years, basically. I started my normal life in the workforce 4 years ago. That's not all.
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Burglary in the second degree. I'm branded a felon for what at the time was made to seem like the rest of my life. I spend about 5 days in a group home before my friend drives from FC and picks me up and drives me 3hrs home. He's a saint.
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It’s always a good look, I wanna throw some twink through a screen door
best believe i am getting oversized jerseys and frat gear for my fursuit
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Every time I see someone who just traumadumps in big (200+ person) chats over and over and over I get really frustrated cause it’s like damn we get it everything in your life sucks shit, you have no friends, and you’re fishing for randos in a chat to be like “no no it’s fine”
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Before her friends come for me or w/e I 1000% had nothing to do with this cause it ain’t my style but still lollllll all I wanted to do was compare the “real gun owners have NDs” classic post with “real drivers crash”
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Finally out my license plate frame on, it’s too bad the hatch mostly blocks the top part
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Anyways, a very long story short, when I was 17 a friend let me move in to his living room in downtown Vancouver, WA. After about 2 weeks I had a friend visit who I had met at RF2008. Things got a bit uncomfortable hanging out at my house.
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Finally pulled the trigger on a decision I’ve been talking about for weeks, and thinking about for years. I’m fuckin shaking, but I’m so excited to see what’s next.
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If you’re mad about the current tattoo discourse you can just block me now, fuckin coward ass evangelical purity brained shit got people seeing anything somewhat transgressive and going “this is disgusting how could you support *completely different thing*” just own up
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We decided to walk around DT Vancouver, and we happened upon a strange strip mall door from the 60s into a basement. Some stuff was strewn about outside and a passerby thought we were homeless and gave us like $5 or some shit.
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We go into the building after realizing it's a costume shop that had been abandoned after a flood. I found a top hat and a flashlight I wanted (I was an extremely goofy kid). As we're leaving, my friend Sydney is packing shit into a bag we found.
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Anyways, I end up in juvi for the weekend, during which my roommate is gone at FC so I have no one to pick me up. I get the worst public defender I've ever seen, and I end up (badly) representing myself. I take a plea bargain. 7mos probation, back with my parents.
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This scum knew my dad by first name and would search him basically any time he noticed him, I’d bet money that he arrested my dad for minor drug shit upper double digit times, which means he’s the motherfucker who contributed to it taking over a decade for my dad to be housed
Randy "Joker" Jokela, seen at the Denny sweep yesterday, made headlines several years back for writing *80% of all marijuana citations* in one year.
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I hear the door open and freeze. It's 6 cops, guns pointed at Sydney, and I announce my presence before walking into their line of sight.
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This is now my favorite hyena picture look at his dumbass angsty little face
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I have absolutely no idea where I’d be today (aside from dead probably) if I never met
@SnortArtOnline
and I’m absolutely gutted at his loss. He was someone I trusted more than just about anyone on the planet and he was so kind and caring to me
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today has been a good day, please enjoy this absurd photo of
@rusty_speednut
looking like a scene from a 1970s UK crime movie
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I haven't posted here about this yet because I wanted the title in hand first. Yesterday, I bought the world's most special Mercedes 300D. The previous owner loves these cars and put tons of care into it. Everything that could be made more bombproof has been.
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Please pay me to take beautiful portraits of you!!! I have a freezer full of 8x10 film and am itching to use it! Some examples:
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Man this is so awful. Truly the most foundational member of the furry fandom, without him none of us would know eachother, nothing any of us has done would have been possible, none of the magical special times we’ve had together would have happened.
Heartbreaking update: Doctors have diagnosed Mark with stage IV liver cancer, leading to hospice care arrangements. Please continue to share and send love to
@sysable
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@lyskoi
This thread is amazing, I can't believe dude didn't just stop responding to texts lol
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I’ve had this muted since the day I posted it but people keep hitting me up about it so I guess it’s going around again lmfao
My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night
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Slamming one of these bad boys after my lunch of VW 199 398 500 A and finishing off with a delightful NIST 1196
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You know, one thing that bums me out about Bernie is the anti-nuclear stance. I'm pretty unabashedly pro-nuclear, it's the only transition fuel there is, and modern designs are so much better than the old janky crap from the 50s we're all afraid of
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Our new inflatable bondage couch suit is for sale on our store and made to order so you can pick from clear or a number of other colors too.
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They don’t tell you this but the cameras at the camera store are free and you can just take them home
I have 35 cameras
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Welcome to America, you have two choices of state to live in:
1) probably won’t die for being queer, no guns and your gov does absolutely nothing but waste time and money on lip service and giving your town away to megacorps or
2) will die for being queer, but you have guns
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If I took this picture you would never hear me shut up about it. Absolutely stunning shot, beautiful work.
Full sequence of the annular solar eclipse at Shiprock, New Mexico.
This was a dream composition of mine. So much time, energy, and money went into making it happen. I'm forever grateful to the Navajo for letting me shoot it from sacred ground. An experience I'll never forget.
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My mom sent me a car article at 2:20am and I just responded with this video and I’m still losing it at her response
@AdventureCru
#fc2023
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I don’t believe the James somerton note, because I’ve seen this play before from so many narcissists like him. Regardless, people handwringing about it are universally people who suck who have got backlash from it and are like “see what happens when you’re mean to people like me”
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Anyone who has worked on old things knows how fuckin funny this ad is
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It says a lot about me that the most worn out matted part of my fursuit is the knees lmfao
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Every so often I get to take a picture that comes out so perfect that it’s all I can think about for days lol, I’m getting real good at mentally visualizing the top and bottom borders of the Instax square frame, my cam only has left and right painted on the focusing screen
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So I’ve been mulling it over for months but I just don’t have room in my life for two commuters. I’m gonna be selling my 1979 MB 300D, 4spd manual (not sold in the US) with a euro non-emissions late motor. It’s a beautiful car and has got me places I never thought I’d go!
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And here it is: the first decent shot from the Polaroid conversion, featuring
@rusty_speednut
being handed props at
@skotterbutt
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@atty_boy
After finding out she was the same person who started the “you need to ask for consent before flirting” discourse I’m like… ok can’t wait til you do your dramatic “leaving the fandom” moment lol
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Ok I’ve had a sixer so here’s my opinion on the yearly pride bullshit: more kink at pride, no cops at pride. Pride isn’t supposed to be for the family, pride is for us, not them. I’m too cowardly to gear up in public and it makes me happy to see those who do
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Typical Vulpine night: me showing up with a 113 year old camera you can’t get film for
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Honestly been digging my work look lately, I need more clothes like this
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I love that an entire college is getting put on blast for having shit ass Australia ass ditch weed. Imagine being a student there and someone visits and immediately asks how bad your weed REALLY is. Fuck, everyone coming from out of state will.
The Univ. of Mississippi has consistently secured US government contracts to serve as a sole supplier of research-grade cannabis. But that partnership has come under fire in recent years because the product is considered, as one lawsuit put it, "sub-par."
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8x10 lol
EVERYONE INCLUDED :: Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2022 that you’re proud of.
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