So how about this stat. The campus of UCF. Precinct 538 in Orange County is reporting 98.94% turnout. Someone should wake that last frat guy up and get him out of his dorm so they can hit 100%
#sayfie
#UCF
@umichvoter99
@CarlosGSmith
@pattonoswalt
It has always been about power.
That was the bargain. Trump offered a choice. Values or Power. Justice or Power. Democracy or Power.
He gambled that what Republicans truly valued most was power and everything else was pretext. He was right.
@jaketapper
Why are we both-sideing cheating? Even if everything this dude says is true - talk about missing the forest from the trees!
What does it matter if its a "preference" or an all out hard on for Trump? Russians are attacking us and the President is welcoming the attack!
Took a three-way chop for $62k. It's 7am, and I don't know my middle name, let alone how to play poker. If there ever was a time to chop this would be it.
My wife just texted me this pic of us rail birding during ESPN coverage of the 2004 main. She sent it along with some other photos to get me pumped. She was my girlfriend back then, and we had made a trip out to Vegas during the series. I was too broke to play anything. Couldn't
@PatriciaMazzei
@GovRonDeSantis
DeSantis purposefully slow walked the results for these two tests? As long as they never "officially" tested positive did he think he could hide the fact the virus was here to help his dear leader.
Put us all in danger.
Watching EPT. Barer folds top set here. Oof. Crazy hand. Gonna haunt him forever if he busts. He had like 5.2m and there was like 4.5m in pot on the Turn. What do we think about just jamming Turn?
He did it! From not thinking he was gonna make it out for the series do to health, to a ketamine cure, to a deep run in the main, and then boom, bracelet!
I could not be happier for my coach and friend. No one deserves it more. Looking forward to some pics of Axel rocking the
@Mimirocah1
I bring news from the future. Bill Barr is corrupt and has corrupted the DOJ including the SDNY.
*Actually I am not from the future. We've known this for a while but still stubbornly cling to this notion of "institutions will save us" even when its been clear otherwise.
@MarcACaputo
They also thrive off the hijacking of fair news media. Attaching to or mimicking of fair news media and hijacking that inherent trust to create a negative loop. Tricking institutions into lowering and lowering public trust.
"I run so effing bad. I had a table full of donkeys. They're just trying to give me all their chips. I limp JJ and of course BU raises me. I jam him and he calls. What do you think he had? No, seriously... guess what he had..."
Its Jan 1, 2022. Here are my poker goals for the year. Check back in 365 days.
1. >$100k in live cashes.
2. Win a series main event.
3. Win a PLO tournament
4. Bracelet
Four years ago today I sold my orthopedic cushion company Desk Jockey. One of the biggest days of my life. To celebrate I threw on a tie, dressed the girls up in their Sunday finest and we went to the Sizzler.
Anyone can go to a white cloth Steak House, but, if you truly want a
@djrothkopf
@thedailybeast
We are in a fight for our lives. This cancel culture shit is a distraction that makes it less likely we survive the real threat. Obama is right and Maher is right on this point.
There is such a thing as bridge to far and the left needs to be called out when they reach for it.
Finally went to a Chick-fil-a. Uhm, I don't get it. Tasted exactly like those chicken sandwiches they served in my elementary school when I was a kid. I was expecting like what Chipotle is to Taco Bell. It was literally just a shitty chicken sandwich. WTF?
@daveweigel
I think this is a great example of how Twitter isn't real life.
Warren doesn't need more White College Educated Liberals. Which is the only people getting amped by the Wall Street hates her so I love her even more stuff.
@HeerJeet
WARNING: As we get closer to primaries we will see more and more disinformation from foreign meddlers on behalf of Sanders. We will all pretend that this is grassroots support.
We will also see a push for make believe that Sanders has a real shot at winning (he doesn't)
@mattmfm
<cough> Jill Stein <cough>
Move far enough to the left you reappear on the right. Russians infiltrated the far left first. We can't forget that. We need to reject the far left's cry that America is a force for evil in the world & we can't do that unless we first admit the problem
Crazy dream last night that I'm playing in Bobby's Room with
@TheScottyNguyen
to my right and
@BrokeLivingJRB
to my left. We were playing some weird ten card mix game. I had four 7s & JRB calls my river allin. I flip my hand over and its all baseball cards. I leave broke.
@jomalleydillon
Beto's needs to articulate the following:
1. Beto is good. We are hungry for a return to decency.
2. No one else in this race can recreate the Obama coalition
3. Checkmate. Beto will win TX.
4. Generational Change. The generation that got us into this mess wont get us out.
Bagged the Mystery Bounty. Had to will this one into existence. Sub 10 bbs almost the entire day. Feels good to break the seal. I'm looking forward to your boos when I pull the milly.
@NateSilver538
I have not gone down this rabbit hole so if this is covered somewhere I apologize, but the "OMG, we need to take this use nukes bluff seriously!" take doesn't seem to appreciate that just ignoring is a decent response. Caving to demands just makes use more likely in future?
@AdamNeumannsCoS
Aderall gives you the strength to withstand your environment so you never end up changing it. Its an inverse of "Who moved my cheese?" in pill form.
I don't care what the charts say. Sometimes you can feel that the Universe wants you to three bet 63o. When that happens you should listen. If you get felted that's also what the Universe wanted. It's kind of a dick like that.
Bubbling final table and missing out on a second Aria FT hoodie is bothering me much more than I anticipated.
They're basically wearable trophies.
Props to
@ARIAPoker
. Other rooms should take note.
NEWS: I am now officially rep'n Jaka Coaching. I’ve been shouting how valuable a membership is for a while now and generally spreading the gospel of Faraz so the only real change is that I will be doing it with a patch on going forward. Here's a 🧵with a carrot at the end. 1/
Talked to a guy who is in the RV and Boat storage business during a tournament. Been thinking about it ever since. That seems like a really good business. Find cheap acreage, put up a fence, and that's about it.
My favorite
@Jbex2417
interview to date. Two guys who've known each other a long time and it makes for nice banter and a fun conversation to listen in on.
If I may, and as a general statement to poker media at large: Jeremy gives great interviews and should be a focus for poker
@NateSilver538
Media driving a Warren surge argument because its the wine track Dems that are the link clickers but the real narrative is the 91% of voters who are still shopping.
@NathanHRubin
we do have a Louise Mensche problem, and a "corporations cause cancer" problem, and a "US foreign policy is a force for evil in the world" problem.
Point being - lets not be throwing stones inside our glass house
@datepsych
You can tell a person is smarter than you by observing that they continuously make poor choices that nevertheless work out in their favor by what appears to be luck.
@ericbradner
Among those who say she is their first choice for president, only 12% say their minds are made up, while 88% say they could be persuaded to support another candidate.
This is the main takeaway. Still wide open
Please retweet this as it may shame Airbnb into doing the right thing or at least be a warning to anyone looking into investing in short term rental property and want to know what kind of partner
@Airbnb
is. Investment property nightmare. I don't know what I'm going to do. Any
@michaelianblack
I wish. We don't even have that. No radar, no video was submitted in the hearing. We just have some guys who say they saw stuff. "Trust me bro."
What can I say, poker playing female twitter users with handles like randomword34343hhhh must just really love my tweets.
Oh, they followed you too? huh, weird?
One last tweet before "on to the next." I want to thank my coach
@FarazJaka
. I'm lost on the felt without him. Here's another winner's photo to add to your collection Faraz. Thank you for everything!
@ThePlumLineGS
@MikeBloomberg
@BernieSanders
Sanders has never been vetted. Clinton used a soft glove for fear of Bernie Bro wrath.
I for one hope Bloomberg hits him hard with the negatives. Its coming either way - better in the primary then in the general.
Former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Running Back, Carnell "Cadillac" Williams won the Saturday Triple 30s tournament outright for $16,915! He bested a field of 185 entries which more than doubled the $30K Guarantee! Read more by clicking the following link:
Did anyone else just see that insane 5 bet, all-in bluff with a five card flush on board with complete air on
@pokergo
?
Its like 2004 up in here. You love to see it.
I am booing anybody booing on
@phil_hellmuth
's grand entrance yesterday. It was corny, it was fun, it was spectacle. Most of all it was the type of stuff needed to keep the Main unique, wonderful, and bigger than the game.
#goodforpoker
and all that.
@NatashaBertrand
Hey media can we also fix the framing on this and point out the Trump Tower Moscow would have been ILLLEGAL both in violation of Foreign Corrupt Practices Act and in funding of sanctioned banks.