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Elmo my brother I cried in an AutoZone parking lot this week next to one of those big dirty piles of plowed snow
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It's Jair Bolansaro
Researchers in Italy report first case of someone testing positive for monkeypox, COVID-19 and HIV all at the same time
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@brikeilarcnn
@EvanMcS
weird how you don't mention that agribusiness cartels control the price of milk and engage in price-fixing and dumping as it suits them, untethered from inflation or anything other than the profit motive. This was last year:
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@brikeilarcnn
@EvanMcS
they dumped as much as 20% of the milk supply last year when depressed demand (the "free market") dictated prices should go down. Instead of lowering the price the cartel simply destroyed supply until the price met their target. This is how milk pricing works.
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@AMythicWitch
@Mollyissilly
I once transported most of a fire ant colony from its original location and buried it on the spot some anti-abortion people were gonna be protesting outside a Planned Parenthood the next day and then watched them get bitten by ants and flee the area from my front yard
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@JackMurphyRGR
@cckhalife12
@TranquilBlueMN
you're citing what some guy told you, a guy who has every reason to lie
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@Zeke_Cohen
@BeastALT_5
@phriendlyphotog
Why don't they just sell the helicopter and hire lifeguards for the next 100 years
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@leeskeet
this is good but honestly this person will just laugh at how you gave them a free meal, shame only works on people with a soul
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@lukeakehurst
@Pickpricklypear
@mahri_mac
you're a genocide apologist. you're defending ethnic cleansing. Just so you know, that's the person you are. You don't care about Palestinians, because they're not people to you. Disgusting.
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@ChiroCam
@YourNurseLawyer
@BuckDancerMD
wouldn't it be way better if none of this stuff existed and you could just be a doctor, like in every other civilized nation
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE LAWMAKERS DOING BRO HALF THE COUNTRY IS ON FIRE THE OTHER HALF IS UNDERWATER, ABORTION IS ILLEGAL AND THERE'S A LITERAL PANDEMIC WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DABBLING IN GODDAMN HERBS AND SPICES FOR, FUCK
I sent a letter to the FDA today signed by 24 of my colleagues regarding the new guidelines on homeopathic products. More clarity is needed on how the FDA plans to ensure that genuine homeopathic products remain accessible while protecting consumers from unsafe products.
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@bethhoran1366
@SawyerHackett
and tased a couple who tried to get their children on their own, children who died
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@CAZM023
@rmc031
@kenklippenstein
I can assure you the hospital doesn't care if you go somewhere else when you're sick, or even if you just stay home and die, it's not a car dealership lol
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@DanteAtkins
@yachtdestroyer
you lost on Jeopardy on this question so how about never lecture anyone about Marx again you goober
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@brikeilarcnn
@EvanMcS
Prices rose recently because the cartel cut supply capacity so low to artificially keep prices high, and now demand is outstripping supply on the consumer side. Prices will stay high until capacity raises, but none of this is related to inflation or anything else. It's profits.
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@Feni__Sam
@KewellXi
@WholeMarsBlog
bro you look like if I asked an AI to generate a "pre-teen supervillain, but one who's very obviously harmless" for a cartoon targeted at viewers age 2-4
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@Catsorange1
@InsipidTwaddle
@sjb127
@UnequalScenes
@nycsouthpaw
@Grubhub
sounds like someone never had a delivery job
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@AMythicWitch
@Mollyissilly
it did not go at all smoothly! we got bitten a lot the van and our apartment became infested with ants, and an ant bit my friend Mike on the balls several weeks later while he was trying to get laid in the van
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@AMythicWitch
@Mollyissilly
answers to some logistical questions: we dug up the ants with shovels and covered our hands and stuff with gloves/tape, put the ant dirt in 4 5-gallon home Depot buckets with lids and hosed the ants and ourselves off before moving them, also we were real drunk
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@Harpers
@WritersofColor
@NABJ
@aaja
@NAHJ
@nlgja
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@sajahq
@womenjournos
@studyhallxyz
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@Ghost_of_Phi
@LeanderAlphabet
you had to pay $8 for the privilege of me calling you a fuckin clown
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@HideYoApes
you're engaged in a system of interlocking scams and this is the part where you are the one getting scammed, congratulations lol
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@The_Galactabee
@RebelTaxi
He later admitted he was an active alcoholic the whole time that was filmed so there's zero value to it
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all Joe Biden wants is to get back to having lunch with KKK members, nice
NOW - Biden: "Even back in the old days when we had real segregationists... at least we'd end up eating lunch together."
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@EKaht
@Ms_Deathwish
@jk_rowling
you're not a pagan you're a bigoted old rich white woman from Wisconsin
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consider: some of the Yellowjackets almost certainly played soccer against Meadow Soprano, given the timeline
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@david_sheafer
@MrTooDamnChris
@ggreenwald
lol Hi-Point did you get this gun off a clearance rack at Wal-Mart
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@HeartlandLiberl
@AP
stop blaming individuals. this is a government failure, a failure of institutions due to corporate greed.
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@MysteriousUnkn9
@ShinjiTheCuban
This always always means "talk to Gusanos in Miami who haven't been to Cuba in 50 years, if ever
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@Alcat58
@GangstaMimi
@bethhoran1366
@SawyerHackett
Cops prevented parents from trying to save their children while other cops went in and got their own kids out individually, while they all stood around for an hour and did nothing. There are no words for what they deserve.
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@david_sheafer
@MrTooDamnChris
@ggreenwald
this is the gun they use if you buy a hitman with a Groupon
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@BleakOps
@GarbageApe
@SIncognito69
@17cShyteposter
went with the cloth interior in your Hyundai huh
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@LHSummers
this guy in the late 1800's wrote 3 whole books about it, you should learn to read
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@danielkrouse4
@saywhatagain
This is true actually the hardest wildest shit was probably in like 1895, fuckin tincture of morphine and cannabis mixed with alcohol and ether
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@StephenEllis_PR
@CoinbaseWallet
if it helps they're just pictures and they're not valuable so you can just take a screenshot or whatever
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@DirectlyJosh
@libsoftiktok
you try this at the store in line in front of me and see if you pull through, chief
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@thesystemsguy13
@pwnsdx
@blakeswineford
@spaceriker
@igb
@elonmusk
@gauravsabnis
no he absolutely didn't
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@LeavittAlone
@inthesedeserts
Yeah the hilarious thing is how they're certainly counting on the backlash to carry them in the midterms, even though any reasonable person can see they're going to get torched. They think their 16-dimensional chess game is working
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@AnaMardoll
why don't you just use some of my tax money from your job designing baby-killing missiles
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This Anna Delvey thing stole what iirc
@amandamull
said at the time, which is that you could tell she wasn't actually rich by her hair lol
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no that's actually the exact way you do it lol
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
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@SamRudykoff
@ActNormalOrElse
inspect the area to see if it's hooded and ventilated properly, everyone's gonna get carbon monoxide poisoning otherwise
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@MarriageKids
@blagojevism
based on your avi I assume you paid about $36 for college in 1954
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@WBOY12News
@OLAASM
this is fake. here's scientific proof. stop repeating what cops say, they're lying.
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@IanColdwater
this is how I knew I was finally a software engineer, when I became fully, absolutely disgusted by anything that plugs into the wall
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@RabWahidC
@ljmontello
you're literally just saying "we are way worse at this than other countries, and you have to consider how bad we suck" and I just don't think that argument is the right way to go here kiddo
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@clintavo
@NATWWAreLost
@gregisenberg
it's not about gaming, it's about this nerd wanting to convert your leisure activity into real-world unpaid labor that makes him passive income. It's hard to understand because it's incredibly dumb and they haven't figured out how to trick you into liking it (yet!)
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@TashuCashew
@dremilyanhalt
middle aged white women in the topmost household income quintile
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@business
While you're at it stop calling him a Nobel Prize winner, economics Nobel isn't real
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Aaron was unimpeachably a better, more moral, braver, and more giving member of actual American society than any of the people criticizing him, that's why it makes them so mad. He embodied the values these people know they only pretend to care about, and their moral failing hurts
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@mbbjr437
@grace_panetta
@BrentGriffiths
quick which party controlled the states these photos were taken in at the time they were taken
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@SilvermanJacob
@lib_crusher
I love that these dorks think the world can run on a "currency" that loses 6% of its value in a few hours if there's trouble in, uh, the Balkans
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@Yascha_Mounk
What are you even talking about, everything is open and has been for this whole time basically
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@ontiffanylane
@kaitlancollins
The plan is for you to donate and for Democrats to do whatever hedge funds and investment banks tell them to do, just like always
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landline poll of 18-34 year olds lmao
👀 "Support for Biden to run for a second term is highest among 18- to 34-year-old Democratic voters, with 85 percent of the group saying he should run again."
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monkey drainer
Monkey Drainer steals ~$1 million in 24 hours
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@jamesjansson
@PelosiTracker_
yeah adding these 4 in really makes it better and less evil, is that what you're saying?
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@nandelabra
@punished_cait
legitimately the world will end because some teenager from Scarsdale wanted a pic of a waterfall for Instagram
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@ByYourLogic
picturing Biden on his deathbed eating an ice cream cone under a blanket like an ortolan
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@whstancil
"nothing but what they heard about it" dude there are tens of millions of people in imminent medical danger now. I realize that's an abstraction to you, a man, but it's a real thing in the real world.
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