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The new joke in town is that Wazir B. Chacha has more MPs in parliament than Wetangula. He's the defacto MAJORITY "WHIP"😜
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@bonifacemwangi
This chatterbox was Jubilee chairman of Parliamentary Budget Committee for 8 years. Together with Duale as majority leader, they were always combative in defending all the things they’re now accusing Uhuru of, including over-borrowing. He’s such a loud and shameless turncoat.
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@WChebukati
How do you feel after installing thieves in government Omwami? Do you like the direction our country is headed now? How do you sleep at night?
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#KuriaMuthamaArrest
Can't Moses Kuria be arrested without dragging Muthama into the scene? The balancing act is pure PR and nothing more.
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@TheStarKenya
So is Obado’s phone Obado, or Obado is his phone? Using a phone to confirm Obado’s whereabouts during Sharon’s murder is inconclusive and foolish. What if one of his aides traveled with the phone to Nairobi? That’s how detectives are easily thrown into a wild goose chase
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Who is Duale to advise NASA supporters not to fund-raise for their party? He's actually the reason why we will fund-raise more.
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@alfredarapketer
It’s been said that an ostrich’s brain is the same size as that of its eye. If Elachi was a bird, then she would definitely be an ostrich.
It’s like telling the church to begin paying salaries to its congregants/members so that they can pay more tithes (10%)!
Get the logic?
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@Kenyans
The lavish spending on clothing, land & houses started recently when Murkomen became CS. Where did the quick, big money come from? Your guess is as good as mine. However, you can dress a villager in the most expensive attire, but removing the village within him is impossible.
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@IssaackHassan
NASA OUT! Personal vendetta for losing a job?Why talk on behalf of court evn before the case starts? Kenya can do without such loose mouths.
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#KuriaMuthamaArrest
becomes a mere PR exercise when the authorities arrest 1 politician from JP and 1 from NASA to balance the equation🤓🤓
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@MburukiSilas
If Sifuna doesn’t make sense to you then it can only be because his arguments are too complex for your thinking capacity.
You can only counter his arguments by offering a logical rebuttal to them; not by carelessly throwing insults at those who identify with his sentiments.
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Sonko to Passaris: "Mimi si bwana yako eti nichukue simu kila wakati unajisikia kupiga"
I think this is exactly what the Genelal Commander, HCS, EBS, EGH, KBL, KBC, EPL, HBS, KBC, KTN,
BISHOP NENO NG'ANG'A-RITO would call ...
"LUBBISH! ALLOGANT"
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@paulinenjoroge
I don’t remember Kenyans telling Zakayo that they desperately needed houses. Maybe, his obsession with the housing project is driven by personal greed. How much is he going to make from this project? Let it be known that all the land where the houses will stand is grabbed land.
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@MutemiWaKiama
Try it in Kenya and see. Either people who could easily afford their meals will take advantage of the free meals, or the hotel manager might easily pocket the cash from the “hanging meals” and still sell them twice without a care in the world. Those who can’t afford can go hang.
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@edgarwabwire_
Don’t get under pressure to get married, just because you’ve seen a few close peers and friends marry. Just do it when you get the right person and you are a bit stable financially.
Marry someone whose company you enjoy such that when lust is over friendship will last.
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@Kapyoseiin
And the man is able to perform healing miracles where God heals without asking for a single cent. Yet, the healing of the man of God cost $3 million? How ironical! So, is it God or the money 💰 which healed him? It seems the rich man’s God is money.
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@NjeriBt
And is the product of that pity sex pitiful? Asking for a friend who is going through a lot right now and badly needs a fixer.
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@KoinangeJeff
#JKL
Is this a case of the pot calling the kettle black? Miguna calls
@RobertAlai
a loose cannon! He spared nobody tonight!
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@abuga_makori
Now give us the comparison of the price of oil, cooking gas and other essentials, as well as the value of the Kenyan shilling against the dollar, back then and now.
Why are you guys obsessed with unga? Wakenya watanunua unga walambe coz kitu ya kupika na kula nayo hawana?
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@Kenyans
I don’t remember Kenyans telling Zakayo that they desperately needed houses. Maybe, his obsession with the housing project is driven by personal greed. How much is he going to make from this project? Let it be known that all the land where the houses will stand is grabbed land.
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@KIMANIICHUNGWAH
If this is your mentor, the people of Kikuyu are in deep problems.
Even that age might be a lie. The correct age for that guy must be 60 yrs.
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@EAukot
@WilliamsRuto
One might look young but carry a very old head. Ruto has the Vaso Da Gama slave trade mentality. In his other life, he might have been a 16th century slave trader.
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@Kenyans
If UDA is capable of lining up minors to chant Ruto! Ruto! on Jamuhuri Day, what can stop them from hiring a few idlers to protest in favour of the housing levy? Tunawajua sana.
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If the claims Raila made about the military are false, why is my fren the C-in-C visibly rattled & agitated before cameras?🤔
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@C_NyaKundiH
Says a man who was installed by courts. The same way they installed him is the same way he’ll be uninstalled. Fear the courts and our constitution.
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@wahomethuku
RIGGY G. THE SHORT STORY OF A MAN WHO CAME OUT OF THE VILLAGE, BUT THE VILLAGE STUBBORNLY REFUSED TO COME OUT OF HIM.
Itumbi must’ve hoodwinked him that everything starts and ends with flashy branding. But, after the terrible flop of the HASORA narrative, the youth are too woke.
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@citizentvkenya
She might have been acquitted of murder charges brought against her but, you need not be a lawyer to know that she has a case to answer for willingly destroying critical evidence, in a bid to conceal a serious crime. Destroying evidence is akin to abetting a crime.
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@gabrieloguda
He was Ruto’s communication aide when Ruto was Agriculture minister and will diligently do the bidding of the president at the CA. Let’s all brace ourselves for the likely gagging of the media. I won’t be surprised if some media houses lose their licenses in the near future.
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@Kenyans
Maybe this guy is secretly instigating a rebellion against Ruto. Because, this statement is simply sarcastic. Probably the message he’s passing is the complete opposite.
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@Nakhumicha_S
@WilliamsRuto
How about Ruto and his CS’s applying for jobs in Saudi Arabia? It will give Kenyans ample time to choose a government that will create homegrown jobs for its citizens, as promised during the campaigns. Stop this idiocy of pretending to create nonexistent jobs for Kenyans abroad.
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@paulinenjoroge
The current KK top leadership is made up of a scandalous gang running a bandit economy. Kenyans will surely suffer for the next few years.
But, will they learn that the quality of leaders they elect determines the quality of life in the country?
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Governor Obado should serve as an example that money & power, without a brain is like a loaded gun in a 5 yr old boy's hands.
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@C_NyaKundiH
Ukweli unauma sana. Suing makes the issue even more public. It’s public knowledge that Murkomen’s lifestyle suddenly changed after he was appointed CS. The assets he has since purchased are known and even Twitter FBI can easily point them out. He’s simply setting himself up.
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@AnalystConflict
@Kenyans
Underline ‘CHEAP LABOR’. It shows how you guys undervalue fellow Kenyans and take them for granted. That’s why Ruto, in a brazen modern-day slave trade move, wants to export Kenyans as laborers to other countries. Give Kenyans some respect and stop handling them like commodities.
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@citizentvkenya
We might be occupying the Supreme Court next. There are some judges who sit in that court, who we need to meet, greet, and forgive.
#FreeWanjig
#RejectFinaceBilI2024
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@AtwoliDza
@egertonunikenya
@PSRAuthority
@EACCKenya
@DCI_Kenya
@ODPP_KE
Is the pot calling the kettle black?
Apart from shouting Sheeenzi saaana in a luhya accent, What are your qualifications Papa Atwoli?
The moment you abandoned workers, including the doctors who are fighting for their rights, is when you lost any credibility you had remaining.
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@bonifacemwangi
Jealous is a close relative of witchcraft. It can easily make one’s heart so black that it swells like a balloon. It can easily raise your blood pressure and kill you gradually.
I don’t understand why some Kenyans are always so bitter and jealousy of successful people.
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@MutahiNgunyi
You’ve no moral standing to advise anybody, let alone an entire community. You misled Uhuru and AZIMIO, then abandoned them immediately they lost. You always follow the wind so long as it blows towards where money is. You’re simply a morally bereft political conman.
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@edgarwabwire_
Kenyans who are not happy with the KK administration should begin boycotting such useless functions. Wakikupea pesa kula and go on with your daily business. It’s your taxes anyway. Those who attend should do us all a favor and make some noise, really, when Zakayo begins to lie.
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Jubilee Cooking figures in an election against themselves?The voter turnout on our screens is way beyond the 33% we were told!
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@Kenyans
Thank you. Now show us the jobs you’ve created in Kenya. You were elected to make the environment conducive for local employers to create more homegrown jobs, not to go begging for jobs from other progressive countries! Please, have some shame.
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@ntvkenya
I don’t remember Kenyans telling Zakayo that they desperately needed houses. Maybe, his obsession with the housing project is driven by personal greed. How much is he going to make from this project. Let it be known that all the land where the houses will stand is grabbed land.
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@wahomethuku
Tugegez are in cabinet to be seen and to clap for the king, but not to be heard.
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@paulinenjoroge
There is a reason why almost all Mt Kenya MP’s are known as tugege. They think using their stomachs and Ruto knows it. That’s why each time he’s faced with tough political challenges, guess where he runs to for validation: Mt Kenya! Hapo ndio kuna mteremko. Bure kabisaaa!
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@itskipronoh
Karma mtu wangu. Bitch doesn’t take long before catching up with wayward guys this shameless MP, who wanted to introduce a motion to extend the presidential term limit.
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@citizentvkenya
When the ground becomes slippery, even MauMau sons are humbled. The problem with Riggy G is that he talks, then thinks later. He’s yet to learn the age-old Swahili saying, “usitukane wakunga na uzazi ungalipo.”
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When I watched
#RoseNasimiyu
@14
comfortably talk of inflation %rates like u can talk of ABC, I thought of suing my former school 4 damages.
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"You must learn to listen." Barrack Muluka to Kamotho Waigamjo on
#OpinionCourt
. A man's ego hs been brutally deflated and muted!
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@Kenyans
Let’s do the math. If one month, on average, has 30 days, then that’s - (150 x 30 = 4500) in a month.
In 18 months without fail, that will be (4500 x 18 = 81,000). The poor mama mboga will have saved a paltry 81k!
What was the deposit again? For Zakayo, lying is in the genes.
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@citizentvkenya
Finally, someone is saying what most of us have been suspecting and he’s saying it loud.
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@DavidNdii
David, you should become the official government blogger. Hii ingine ya economic advisor imekushinda kabisaa! You know a man is lying when he resorts to too much professional jargon to explain why a government that promised to end dependency on foreign loans is over borrowing.
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I've always bn worried that, aftr
@RailaOdinga
we may not hv one bold enuf 2 speak truth 2 powr bt
@HassanAliJoho
emerged!
#Odm10At10Mombasa
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@dansonmukile
@BiancaNaom1
Where will you guys hide your heads when Ruto finally takes the Kenyan economy to the grave? This man is in the process of hammering the last nail on our economy’s coffin. All who have eyes can see that, in matters economics, he isn’t a doctor but an experienced mortician.
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@AtwoliDza
One question: Omwami, did you just swallow the hotel manager?
The Kenyan workers have never felt as neglected like they’ve felt under your favorite KK government, while COTU turns a blind eye and deaf ear to them.
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@Kenyans
Meno ndio kubwa ama mdomo haifungiki? Alah!
Indeed we’ve had peace & security. See, bandits never killed people in Lamu, the North Rift or North-Eastern Kenya. Only children playing with fireworks in those areas. Police never shot any protesters since God brought KK to power.
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@Kenyans
Are these are the leaders we are depending on to make laws that can move this country into prosperity? So what’s more, the salaries we pay the CAS’s or the taxes they’ll pay afterwards? Why can’t we then employ every unemployed Kenyan so that we have more people paying taxes?
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@TeyaKevin
Something is terribly wrong in her life and she obviously venting her frustrations using wrong avenues.
What makes her think that being a one hit wonder makes her qualified to be become a presidential advisor?
Meno ndio kubwa ama mdomo ndio ndogo?
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@ntvkenya
Riggy G has kept his election promise that watu watakura mchere na nyama. While Kalenjins are eating with a big spoon at the govt high table, watu wa mrima ni chair holders near the table..
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@Kenyans
Hold your horses Hussein. For starters, let him get things back to where they were when he took over office, then we can begin talking. We can’t give him credit for trying to clean up his own mess.
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Did you know that you can express your sympathies towards Ken Okoth without posting his sickly photo? I thought you should know.
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@wahomethuku
No sane man changes tune that fast, unless you’re in business. We don’t want any of the fired CS’s back.
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@gracechege
@TheStarKenya
Which judge? The guy speaking is a practicing advocate of the high court of Kenya and many won’t help but agree with him that Gachagua is uncouth and a terrible accident in Kenya’s top leadership. Why can’t he present evidence before JSC instead of shouting in political rallies?
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@BiancaNaom1
I would really love to have even a quarter of the faith that you have in these clowns. Unfortunately, I don’t think they will offer even 10% of what they promised.
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@Kenyans
The KK govt , led by Ruto, is an interesting creature. When the prices of commodities go up, they blame international dynamics and natural calamities.
When the same prices go down they fully take credit, without mentioning international dynamics and the role of nature.
Wanafiki!
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@KinyanBoy
New money always screams the loudest. It’s unnecessarily showy and behaves like an overly excited teenager who believes that he’s the first human to grow pubic hair and break his voice.
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@Kenyans
Is this confirmation that he’s unable to create jobs in Kenya? Man, you were elected to make the environment conducive for local employers to create more homegrown jobs, not to go begging for jobs from other progressive countries! Please have some shame. You talk too much!
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@KBonimtetezi
@RailaOdinga
Could this be because you are now working closely with the very embodiment of corruption in Kenya?
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@DonaldBKipkorir
@Mugonyid
In other words, you hooked them up! He’s bound to do the bidding of the president so diligently while serving at the CA. Let’s now brace ourselves for the anticipated gagging of the media. I won’t be surprised if some media houses lose their licenses in the near future.
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@citizentvkenya
Zakayo! Zakayo! Zakayo! I called you three times. You were elected to make the environment conducive for local employers to create more homegrown jobs, not to go begging for jobs from other progressive countries! Please have some shame. You talk too much but achieve so little!
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