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Advocate/Legal Firefighter | Techie | Campaigns & Events management. Fighting one Civil wrong at a time. Dubnation🤘🏾
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We shall go to court or the Tax tribunal.
Their systems crushed 6 to 7 hours before the deadline.
Trying to fine Kenyans for their own infrastructure failure is outright illegal and unjust.
We have screenshots and video evidence, they dare try.
Nearly one million taxpayers fail to file returns, face KRA fines
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Napenda vile we suggest things, agree and disagree then correct ourselves.
No dialogue. Akwende Huko
#RutoMustGo
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Growing up is realizing our parents are also just figuring things out.
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I know I complain a lot 😭😭😭 but today we thank GOD. I'VE PASSED THE BAR FOLKS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Mnishikilie tafadhali. Cause Sishikiki aki 😭😭😭
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Cross-examination in Kiswahili 😭😭😭 I need to bill for Hardship allowance. Nimechoma.😭 Direct translation backfired bad bad
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Submissions are like baking cake, you hate the science, measurements and preciseness but you can't stop smiling at the finished product.
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Finally sent out that resignation letter.
Didn't seem like a good thing at first, But for the last few months, I've been free. My skin is glowing 😊 But most importantly, I learnt my lesson. Never sacrifice yourself for any corporate again, unless it's yours.
Last day of 2023. What’s something you’re really proud of from this year?
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To my Court of Appeal Regulars, Just discovered a tool that helps with tenth-lining. See below.
No more manual labour and unnecessary printing costs.
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The power of AI is great. I love it!!!
Bowmans has done a good analysis of the Finance Bill 2024. 🤌
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I just concluded reviewing an asset purchase agreement from a law firm in NY, and I am like, what are these things I have been seeing in the 254? Huyu hata akicharge client millions; he's worth it. The best part, it is in plain, simple English. Just wow!
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Work is just but an upgraded version of primary school. The waking up, asking for permission, carrying homework 🤦🏾♀️The system just keeps playing us.
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Best thing is to allow every account that tried to access the system before the deadline Lee way to complete filling. That’s what a Sober institution does. Be accountable to your lapses, correct them and don’t burden taxpayers irregularly.
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Just seen my printing bill for the month and i am not sure i want to run a lawfirm anymore…😭
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My fellow advocates, please let us read the ARO and at least try to be religious with it. You can't be charging 10k to register a trademark. 😖 Na hii economy, where will us go🤦🏾♀️
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"Wakili a Quick one!"
Zimekuwa mob siku hizi and payment is in fake giggles. 😭
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@winslowmathenge
There's an event I went to at Tribe, I felt like sb had teleported me to miami or sth 🤦🏾♀️ I just left. Unnecessary headache 😭
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Law school can be so exhausting, the shift between interpretation of the law, precedent, what happens in practice and what we learn in school just keeps getting crazy and I am tired of it all 😫
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Hii kazi ni ngumu. Ukiwa mzuri unakatiwa. Ukiwa mgumu unakosa kulipwa.😂😭
Practice chronicles...
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Even the setter of that paper won't pass.🙄🙄🙄🙄
The only way to pass that shit is if you had that paper. Nkt.
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Congratulations to all the beautiful minds getting admitted to the BAR today.
Damn! Y'all look so stunning.🥰
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@denis_githuku
That’s understandable. But for a system that only operates online, they should have a way to accommodate everyone that tries to access the system before the deadline. Penalizing taxpayers for system overloading, an infrastructure issue within their control is unfair.
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This month we get schooled on Form 34As, Bs and Cs All over again. Sit tight, Class about to begin. 😂😩
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I'm convinced Gachagua is a smokescreen. Diverting attention from the real issues and Ruto's govt. He seems so happy throwing reckless comments around, and I'm sure Azimio will be happy to respond as always...Taking our attention away from the prevailing tough times.
DP Gachagua: Ruto ni kiongozi wa nchi na ataendelea kufanyia Wakenya kazi; mimi ni kiongozi wa UDA na nitaendelea kushughulikia watu wa UDA
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As a lawyer, are you supposed to ask the source of your client funds just to cover your basis?
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My mum trying to discourage me from showing up tomorrow. Ati sina mbio. 😄😭
I guess I’ll be the first arrested, but we shall be there no matter what.
#RejectTheFinanceBill2024
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Man I'm drinking this Gin but all I'm thinking bout is F*ck CLE 😭
Permanent heartbreak
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We bonded in the struggle.😭😭😭
Congratulations wakilis.🎉🎉🎉🎉
I'm so happy for y'all. ❤🤩
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2021 was about growth. We didn't get where we are going, but we learnt alot along the way. There's a lot of lessons to carry forward. I think this time, it's about being greatful for the little things. I'm glad and happy.
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Our parents generation have lived their entire lives trying to please others so they really can't imagine that we out here, living our best life, to please non other but ourselves. Must be tuff tuff, But hio chumvi watakula 😂
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I don't understand why the hell they don't teach Client management in law school 🤦🏾♀️ Can't be going back and forth like this. Patience is tuff 😭
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I think I've arrived at that level of adulting where you scared to ask parents for cash 😭
It sucks. The entitlement I had over their sh*t just disappearing like that. Sad🙁🙁
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In a mat going to work, there's this dad who stands up with a child suffering from a spinal injury. First it's just admirable how in this age a dad can humble himself this much. Then the whole mat fundraised for him, it was just beautiful to see. Humanity at its best.
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I'm usually embarrassed to say I'm barely 2 years in practice because the way I move.... It's like a disappointment or sth.
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This week I have been feeling like the Lincoln lawyer and it’s not healthy. This stress level is insane. Wiki iishe nipumue tafadhali 😩😭
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Truth is we are already make good consultants and great lawyers to dissect issues. I don't understand the need for me to cram a million rules and sections just to make you see that. Years of this profession and y'all grannies still convinced there's need for this 🙄🙄🙄
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@WakiliMwenda
I am also a victim. I’ve been waiting for their response through their customer care email. This one I documented very well. Kama ni paperwork Niko nayo. I am ready.
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Koki be calling me Neky...Neky..Neky..in court, like we are back in Family law class 😂😂😂😒🤦🏾♀️
Man....si I'm counsel, ama 😂
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@quincygitahi
She first should deal with the mess in her tuff first. This days we have to write letters to get small small Cr12.
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@G8GIST
@simeonominde
@NSAGov
@GISTNetworks
@GISTCommand
@G7Governments
@G8Governments
@G20Governments
@GlobalGovts
@GlobalAffairs
@richardbranson
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@Virgin
Bro…. I hope you ain’t messing with us about this. Give us the release time.
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I'm so proud of us.I'm so proud of this cohort. And for the guys who didn't tire making noise on
#CLEBarexams
be blessed. You are all appreciated. It was a great team effort.Sasa
@CLE_Kenya
get their act in order.We really want to get done with this ATP once and for all. To 9ps🥂
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I'm now a firm believer that before you fully commit to sth, experience it for a day first to know if it's your cup of tea. Admiring from the outside looking in, is not where it's at.
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MASS FAILURE ALERT 😂
WEEEH THIS WAS BEYOND Humbling.
Lakini WTH was that. We shall be on the news leave alone the papers on this one.
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Hii shule kusoma nikupata confidence ya kuingia exams. Once in, it's just Vayooolennns.
It hurts that I read 😭
*Opens Criminal Litigation Paper*
Reads Number 1 to 6:
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@Its_Roddie
@softactivist
Usidanganywe please. What they are doing is akin to aiding and abetting. No privacy law can be justified here.
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#CLEBarexams
We did it. 👏
First of all this is just
@mayar_dollin
and
@solomon_olonde
appreciation tweet.
Nyi ni Serikal 😂
Thank you 😊
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My first day in a goverment office and my supervisor is watching peaky blinders😄
I think I will be just fine.
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On my way to Bomas, I'm telling the uber guy tunaenda Kuapisha Ruto. Bro just told me, hio yako ni Shallow State 😅
Lord...nifundishe kunyamaza 😭
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If you see this, Say a little prayer for bar students 😭
Because Kesho is war, tears and blood that we are rebuking in Jesus name.
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@Gachokakaranja
This is it. This is the tweet. Imagine if anyone falls for that Con, they can't be helped.
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Now after the drama that has been project work
Fam, are we including those members who have just resurrected from the dead ama tupatane swimming pool
(I need advice cause I have 3 culprits to deal with)
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Here me out...
Staying single, and just dating as in actual dating (no intimacy)& meeting tonnes of people increases your chances of marriage than being with one mf exclusively for years.
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Manifesting this soon 😭
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Taking leave from the plantation reminds me of closing day in school. I'm dropping everything Ni kama sitarudi 😂
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So now as we stand, we are officially 3 working days to the supposed "exam" and still NO communication, Pending applications, NO certainty...just anxiety, chaos and vibes.
#CLEBarexams
we know you redundant but sober up and let us go in peace!
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Accounting...
The deeper you go the darker it becomes 😂
Heeeh folks, are we lawyers or accountants because 🤦🏾♀️I want to pass but 😭
Uwezo sina aki
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My friends at some city law firm are wearing some things 😅 I'm not sure anymore if they are lawyers or evolved legio Maria subs.
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@AbdiwakilHujale
He was in my firm in KSL. He had a couple of tragedies that year. This is just sad.
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@Osindewilson
UDA were too organized. They ran the campaign like a Big tech company. You keep stanning
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My law degree didn't prepare me for the amount of secretarial work I'll have to do 😭
My CV is about to see proficient typist everywhere....
EVERYWHERE
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Kiuks that voted for Baba are feeling how we be feeling for years. 😅 Anyway unazoea tu.
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Battling with your teacher in court.
I never dreamt of days like this 😭
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Respect the YOUNG BAR!
Their voice carried the day in a big way.
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Naskia tuweke revision session pale Gate c
But I know mtaniambia ni Focus 😂😭😭
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Honestly
@CLE_Kenya
how do we read in this climate.There's sb who said you so far removed from reality and it's true.The pressure of getting to the red zone,constantly calling n emailing you for approval, and we still don't even know where we are supposed to be on Tuesday.
#CLEwi
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There is this one in this class of mine 🤦🏾♀️😭 plus ako na bonus ya voice na height 😥😥it's tough outchea. 😂
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I don't understand why businesses in this city have Paybill accounts instead of Till numbers. Why should you charge me extra for buying the same good, just cause I use mpesa man 🤦🏾♀️😤
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It's very simple give us the
#14DayNotice
and proper transportation and security pass approval mechanisms to access the Red zone.
Honestly
@CLE_Kenya
how do we read in this climate.There's sb who said you so far removed from reality and it's true.The pressure of getting to the red zone,constantly calling n emailing you for approval, and we still don't even know where we are supposed to be on Tuesday.
#CLEwi
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This has to be the Best Weeknd ever...
Because What 😂 Too much happiness, my heart is overloaded.😊😊😊
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For a guy who is giving us so much
Mnapeleka Morara mbio
A little grace will help. He’s human
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I rem last year all I was asking God, is for me to enjoy the grind that comes with the hustle. Can't believe I'm in it now. Enjoying every minute and Sweat. I'll keep manifesting, praying, and believing. It works.
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I can watch a series continously for 8hrs but reading is where my body draws the line 🤦🏾♀️😭
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Before he goes down, he should donate the Mercedes and all proceeds earned in his name to Brian Ntwiga. He has earned it.
I don’t know who remembers during our CLE exams Brian Mwenda Ntwiga—whose identity was stolen & impersonated —was on crutches & a plaster cast on his leg.A quack is out there living large on the Postgrad Diploma Brian painfully earned!
Anybody who remembers ama ilikuwa UoN Exam?
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This math really don't add up. 😭 A firm of 13 members, but only 2 get to attend online meetings. On a good day, we can make it to 3. But when you post the work is done, smh, all 13 get to send in their registration numbers.
Make it make sense....
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Casual Fridays on this plantentions seems to be where its at. Definitely sth to look forward to.
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I'll Have placed a bet with you, but thing is I don't think you can afford.
Anyway, Rais ni
@FaithOdhiambo8
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Deepstate seems to be winning. Everyone knew the President by Thursday. If we were truly democratic, it would have already been announced. But y'all behind the scenes Negotiating power. Because tell me why are people waiting hours for that which is known🤦🏾♀️
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I've never understood this thing for asking peeps to contribute for weddings. To me it's like saying you need to do a b-day party,but tukuchangie. Si lazima imagine. Allow me to contribute on my own volition, forcing us to contribute is just plainly uncouth.
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There's always something fresher about the air on Friday 🤗😍
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I disrespected weed until a friend read for the wrong exam 😂
I am sorry, never again! 😄
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Honestly am tired of wearing official clothes, I miss my jeans and sneaker lifestyle.
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This streets unasaidia watu, kumbe low key we ni competition. 😂
Let me adjust this crown, next week we go again. Bigger.
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I have a client who behaves like he's my only client 🤦🏾♀️😤😤😤😤
Honestly nothing in Law is life or death.
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Hii bernabeu lazima tufike. Been a fan for years not to experience the rush that comes with this greatness.
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The problem of reading Latin daily. I saw this and the first thing that came to mind was Salomon v Salomon. 🤦🏾♀️😭😩
Honestly this is torture, I'm too in my own head.
Salmon is so good. I get why bears stand in rivers and snatch them out of the water lmao
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Nimekaliwa na kazi nilitafuta mwenyewe 😭 is there shame in quiting in Month 1, because....my new boss thinks I'm Kobe and the org is meant to function like the 2017 warriors and I'm just an African girl lost in all this.😭😭😫
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Maombi ilifanya kazi. There was decorum today.
If you see this, Say a little prayer for bar students 😭
Because Kesho is war, tears and blood that we are rebuking in Jesus name.
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@quincygitahi
3 to 5 pages. Q & A format. 10th grade English. The best kind. 👌🏾
Fast review, biz gets closed fast. Everyone wins.
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You know you are going to be in sh*ts for a while when fam starts scolding you using bible scriptures.
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