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Bicycles. Motorcycles. Vegan. Alpha. Sanctimonious. He. Him. Bus Driver. Procrastinator. Guitarist. Artist. Leftist. Greatest. Almighty. Omniscient. Godly.
South East, England
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People are queuing for 12 hours to see the Queen's coffin, so you can wait 30 seconds until it's safe to overtake a cyclist.
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Millions of pounds spent on motoring lanes that motorists don't even use? 😡
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Bloke at work has a non ulez car.
Bought himself a bike off Facebook Market for £30.
Takes him 12 minutes to cycle to work.
I asked if he wished he'd done it sooner - He said yes!
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Opinion:
People over 70 shouldn't be driving cars without regular driving assessments & medical examinations.
Discuss in the comments 🫢
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I like this method....
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People that want speed limits for cyclists have obviously no idea how much effort it takes to ride a bicycle.
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I'm gonna risk a ban by calling this bloke a cunt...
This bloke is a cunt.
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Basically, if you have to brake as soon as you've overtaken a cyclist, that was a bad overtake!
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Just rode the ebike to work and...
OMG, what a machine! I'd forgotten how much it saves tired legs.
I recommend everyone sell their stupid cars and get an ebike 😄
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The upset driver that horned his horn at me because I was slowing him from joining the back of a traffic queue.
Am expecting all the twitter experts to tell me what I did wrong in 3... 2...
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They found him guilty.
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They've identified the bloke that spat on me.
Questioning him this week!
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Drivers think rain makes cycling unpleasant.
Cyclists know it's wind that makes it a chore!
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They'll be stuck on this level for ages until they solve the puzzle
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Punched 👊 a car this morning 😂
Don't drive so close to me, then!
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Judging by all the motor vehicles out today, fuel still isn't very expensive 🤷🏻♂️
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Remember I got spat on by a member of public?
They didn't show up for police interviews when invited.
They're gonna arrest the person.
There's good DNA & CCTV evidence against them lol
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My analysis...
Woman waiting to cross the Elephant Castle cycle lane, do cyclist stop as per the law
@JeremyVineOn5
@OWandsworth
@Telegraph
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Remember my mate that took up cycling to work to avoid the ULEZ charge.
He's starting to sound like a cyclist:
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@MENnewsdesk
Local residents found a way to get through the Manchester Bus Gate quicker using this one weird trick...
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Lots of new colleagues in disbelief that someone would ride a bicycle *checks Strava* 13 miles to work.
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Tell me you've never ridden a bicycle without telling me you've never ridden a bicycle...
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Are the people who want cyclists to pay road tax the same people who believe ULEZ should be scrapped for being a tax on the poor?
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I know I'm just a bus driver, but I'm pretty sure you can't see anything unless light bounces off it 🤷🏻
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This guy is awesome!
Traffic officer uncle forces driver to turn back 😭😭 roadblock means roadblock
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**Drivers** You can put an end to
@MikeyCycling
monetization of road safety using this one weird trick 📵
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There are people out there right now contributing to traffic delays because they believe their car to be the best & only mode of transport for their journey...
I know this because I overtook them all 🤣
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My "Why don't cyclists use bike lanes" infrastructure appeared in my FB memories...
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32 days until ULEZ expansion 😀
Personally, I think every private motor vehicle driver should pay, and the revenue raised subsidise free public transport 😊
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Do you remember when there was like a dozen cars in the entire street, but now there are half a dozen cars in next doors drive?
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I believe more motorists ignore these signs than cyclists going through red lights.
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Why are DRIVERS allowed to get away with this...
Some of this litter on the M65 motorway had been there for years. You don’t see this on motorways in other European countries - why are
@NationalHways
allowed to get away with this?
@BBCNWT
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This coach driver picked a novel way of handing in his notice...
🚌 BREAKING: Bus Drives Into Just Stop Oil Supporters
🦺 20 ordinary people were marching down Cromwell Road this morning to demand no new oil and gas, when a coach began ramming into them.
🖋️ Sign up to slow march at
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Why are tories like this?
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Bought a cheap Bluetooth device for my motorcycle helmet.
The installation instructions...
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Wow!
I had no idea this would net so many "but cars have lights though" replies 😆
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I've been stopping to let people cross the road, and so far, nobody has crashed into the back of my bus 🤷🏻♂️
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PSA: This is a novelty item. Don't buy it for anyone that actually rides a bicycle.
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Cycling in the middle of the lane, approaching a mini-roundabout, right arm out.
Bloke overtook me, then drove at the kerb pushing me back towards the kerb.
I slapped his car door with the back of my hand. I didn't half make a loud noise 😂
He stopped dead!
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Mobile phone wanker blocks road for normal people going to hospital appointments etc
Convoy is down to 11mph near Tormarton. There’s a long line of traffic behind us.
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20 mile bicycle commute, in rain.
11 hour shift.
20 mile bicycle commute home.
Don't let them tell you it can't be done.
Before you shout ableist, I've got Ankylosing Spondylitis messing with my spine!
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In other news, London Zoo will be removing the walls from the Lion enclosure to make it safer for all Zoo goers.
🚥
@yourcroydon
is set to make Brighton Road’s experimental cycle lane scheme permanent. They will be keeping the wider cycle lanes, but, removing the wands, defenders and light segregation to create a safer environment for all road users.
Read more:
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Probably because I've already got class A, B, & D on my licence 🤷🏻♂️
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Van overtook me so close, I was able to tap the side of the van...
Van stops, tyres screeching. Big angry dude chases me along the road...
He called me a "skinny prick" 😊
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How right/wrong is it to put purple pedals & grips on my ebike?
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If jumping a red light reflects badly on all cyclists...
What does this say about car drivers?
CCTV shows drunk driver in the pub for hours before he killed a father-of-three in crash.
Find more:
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Driving the work van, a bloke driving an Audi had enough of following me at the speed limit, and used the bus lane to go considerably quicker than 20mph...
I pulled up next to him at the red traffic light 🤣
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Well... I haven't cried so much in a long time.
I'm gonna miss him 💔💔💔
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I'm getting up early tomorrow.
I'm hiring a car for a couple of days as it was cheaper than booking train tickets for our trip on Tuesday!
How can hiring a car be cheaper than public transport?
Probably get a bunch of strange accounts tell me I'm lying about this, too!
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Then there's a junction, and cars here and there, and nobody is really moving, so I overtook all of them.
The bloke in the Sky van started horning his horn.
Poor bloke must have taken it really personally 🤣
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Motorists:
Why do you all drive like your dick is gonna fall off if you can't immediately overtake a cyclist doing 16mph?
Serious question.
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Climate protesters block road:
They must be moved. Lives are at risk!
Motorists block road:
We nEed pEtROl tHoUGh!
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My right to not be killed, or seriously injured, is greater than your vehicle's right of way.
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In court today. Am a bit nervous 😬
They've identified the bloke that spat on me.
Questioning him this week!
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Mention bike lanes, and EVERYONE is carrying 20 tons of bricks?!?!
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"I don't speak English, mate" is my go-to excuse when I want to be left alone.
Just tried to film in Whitechapel for over an hour and everyone we asked to interview said that they couldn’t speak English. How can you have a unified nation we can’t even speak the same language? This is the future of Britain.
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Here's his bike!
Bloke at work has a non ulez car.
Bought himself a bike off Facebook Market for £30.
Takes him 12 minutes to cycle to work.
I asked if he wished he'd done it sooner - He said yes!
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What's the phenomenon called where all forms of cycling infrastructure and/or provisions completely vanish just before any busy &/or dangerous road junctions?
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If Boris didn't upload his 7 mile ride to Strava, did it actually happen?
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28 days to ULEZ expansion!
#YesToULEZ
So, my ULEZ countdown tweets seem to be upsetting people with football themed accounts 😏
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If you select the cycling option on Google Maps, you can see how just how crap cycling infrastructure truly is 😭
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I ALWAYS block in cars that are parked in bus stops.
Am I a bad person? 🥺
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Drivers: Cyclists should be registered and accountable for their actions!
Also Drivers: Vandalising ULEZ cameras is good
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How many miles do you expect from a Schwalbe Marathon?
This is about 12k miles...
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When you're cycling to lose weight, how do you overcome the desire to eat all the food when you get home?
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Cycling to work, & got to thinking how quiet the world must have been before the mass production of the internal combustion engine.
Not just the engine/exhaust noise, modern cars aren't loud in that respect, the noise of the tyres on the road. Can never get away from the drone.
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They deleted their "Car parks improve the environment" tweet!
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Already had a little cry talking about tomorrow...
I'll be a mess, won't I?!
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My manager called me a "keen cyclist" then asked if I'd be interested in participating in a company charity bicycle ride.
So that's what a keen cyclist is. Someone that rides a bike to work.
Is there such a thing as keen public transport users?
Keen motorists?
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A car overtook me just before a speed camera, and the camera flashed while I was in the middle of the markings...
They'll know it was the car speeding and not me, right?
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@adamtranter
I'll go.
I'm a dog owner cyclist vegan bus driver.
I demand a red carpet, a fanfare, and everyone to stand when my name is mentioned.
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Got horned at by a car, so I said, "Hi" & waved back.
The driver was pointing at the kerb.
Christ knows what all that was about 🤷🏻♂️
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This person has very little understanding of what makes roads safer
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