Gas Nozzle Guy Profile
Gas Nozzle Guy

@gasnozzleguy

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crypto guru, meme stonk afficionado, dead beat dad, real estate investor, desperate need of a job

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@gasnozzleguy
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7 months
I know I’ve said and done some really disgusting shit but if you like this post I promise to take it to the next level this year
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4 months
@notlouisck Tell me about it….
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4 months
@notlouisck all i know is if i looked like hawk tuah girl and shoved the gas nozzle up my ass, my financial situation would look a LOT different
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5 months
@BrennanRay_ masking the face, but showing the acorn nugget, bold strategy
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6 months
@BrennanRay_ Been there.
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@notlouisck Yup but mine didn’t quite reach the band so I had to bend down between my legs and walk like Biden
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4 months
@notlouisck What we really need to do is cut…. My life into pieces
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6 months
I’m so old I’m going to tell my kids I remember when Jake from State Farm was white
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5 months
life really starting turning to shit when sierra mist became starry
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7 months
like and ill follow ur ass
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7 months
i need some more dipshits to follow so i can roast them, like and ill follow
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5 months
why the fuck doesnt home depot sell beer
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5 months
@wiseconnector I’m sorry I treated you like shit
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Gas Nozzle Guy
5 months
Tbh when I get to hell I think there’s gonna be some fun mother fuckers down there. Man this weed is strong
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@gasnozzleguy
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5 months
@BrennanRay_ Wanna see me shove a gas nozzle up my ass? LINK IN BIO
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7 months
why is a blowjob while taking a shit called a blumpkin and not a crappy ending?
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6 months
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but go ahead and throw that bag of Cheetos in the grocery cart, you deserve it buddy
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4 months
@notlouisck If it was me, I’d stand up, rip my pants down and start violently jacking off. Because at the end of the day, that’s what will be remembered most
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5 months
@BrennanRay_ Oh greatest tweet of all time
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6 months
@ComedyExterior I started sucking my own dick just to make sure I’m not gay
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5 months
@DaneCook Oof I can’t watch underage material Dane
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7 months
Since abortions illegal now can we legalize jerking off in front of people? asking for a friend
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6 months
Get in loser we’re going to ________
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6 months
@ComedyExterior They really gonna just steal my boy Paul from the wonder years and think I wouldn’t notice
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@gasnozzleguy
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6 months
Honestly blasting ccr with a cig hanging out my mouth while getting killed in a gun battle in the Vietnam jungle seems like a just fine way to go out
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5 months
@HumansNoContext My son trans
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7 months
One of those days where the only solution is heavy drinking and light to moderate drug use to drown out the screaming sounds of your wife and kids. Cheers!
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7 months
@ComedyExterior Let’s be nice she’s retarded
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7 months
GM X fam, lets get this paper and have a blessed day 🙏
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7 months
@ComedyExterior ok but tbh that looked like it needed some more cheese
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7 months
@ComedyExterior ngl i still would smash
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6 months
@BrennanRay_ In my house whoever gets the gas nozzle furthest up their ass doesn’t have to watch the kids (It’s been close a few times but I always win)
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5 months
What do you think would happen to the number of rapes and sexual assaults if this happened?
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5 months
Candance Owens is calling for the ban of pornography 👀 “It is a psychological weapon intended to weaken our men”
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6 months
Why do I get so many bot likes, cmon @elonmusk
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6 months
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7 months
What was this about Mr freedom of speech @elonmusk
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5 months
@CharlesRense no, sooth the mental and physical pain
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6 months
My piss is Gatorade orange only way to fix this is to start drinking early I guess
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7 months
Hello X world, im back
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6 months
Yeah I can go to a bar and get a quality burger and fries for the same price as a happy meal, Mickey deez can kiss deez nuts
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McDonald’s, $MCD, and other big brands warn that low-income consumers are starting to crack, per CNBC.
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6 months
@ComedyExterior I like turtles
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6 months
@BrennanRay_ Let’s have a contest who can get most inches in
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5 months
@SamParkerSenate @Cobratate Sadly it didn’t stop your face from looking like stretched out ball sac skin
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6 months
BREAKING 🚨: I’m 90 percent sure I shit myself
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5 months
Whoever put sunflower seeds on this everything bagel should be shot
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6 months
@_Eller HUMIRA solved my psoriasis
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7 months
Funny I have the same ad for my sex services
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5 months
Classic
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7 months
@ElijahSchaffer i appreciate the absolute zero effort given to make his voice sound more feminine
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7 months
@elonmusk What if I like my speech more like an indentured servant than free
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5 months
@BrennanRay_ im just here for gory videos and fat booty mamas shaking their biscuits
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5 months
I’m finding myself saying that’s gay, retarded, and fag way too much these days. What did you guys do to me?!
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6 months
@ComedyExterior Poor people say things like - I shit my pants - put code red mt dew on the list sweetie - my back hurts - what’s for dinner - I hate black people
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6 months
Why’s @Korn look like that clump of hair you pull outta the drain
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6 months
@ComedyExterior Enough is enough elon we want sex robots so we can ditch our miserable wives
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6 months
Hotter than Max Azzarello outside today
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7 months
@roboticjoey Me me me I got a lotta lawsuits still
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7 months
@AuthorKimberley @TheRock Sweetheart no one gives a fuck who the rock votes for or any other celebrity who thinks they have some sort of power 😂
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5 months
@BakedCouchGuy I’ll let you stew on the answer
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7 months
Depends which one will let rub one out in front of them (gates for sure)
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7 months
Who are you choosing?
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6 months
@You_Forgot_You If it hits your knee or elbow, then you go home a hero, get an award, get on disability, become an alcoholic or drug addict, die on the street with a cardboard veteran please help sign in your hand, you know the American dream
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6 months
@elonmusk Like to boost my engagement farming
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5 months
@jakeshieldsajj I could feel lumps on both of them
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4 months
Please god if ur listening send me the link to hawk tuah girls onlyfans of her giving hawk tuahs kthxbye
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7 months
desperate times call for desperate pleasures
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6 months
@ComedyExterior The Halocaust was caused by the woke mind virus loving vaccine propaganda Illuminati / far left Epstein island non binary Biden supporting fascists plaguing our country
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7 months
Thoughts on Easter’s rebrand? 😂😭
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6 months
@ComedyExterior They literally just took the tennis merch and put up a new sign and stuck a few paddles in there
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6 months
@ComedyExterior M Y D I C K I N P R O F I L E
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7 months
@buster_roo idk but RFK sounds like hes choking on a glizzy
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7 months
@DaneCook I said you weren’t a pedophile on April fools
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5 months
@BrennanRay_ Jacking off is so fun. Highly recommend blasting your cap as many times as you can before it’s GONE
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6 months
@krentcilp5 I zoomed in, boys don’t zoom in
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6 months
bored, anyone know any good jokes?
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7 months
@ComedyExterior She look like an elf, I’ve been frabreezing my balls since 8th grade, works still
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6 months
@JoseCanseco Three stooges
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5 months
Man I’m fucked up who wants to party
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5 months
When was the last time you accidentally shat yourself, and what was the situation you were in
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5 months
@BrennanRay_ I think no matter what you focus on or strive for in a career, it’ll always just be an exchange of time for money. Even people with “dream jobs” are dissatisfied as much as anyone else. Get to a place of financial independence, then you can truly pursue whatever pleases you
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6 months
So Jews have been the bad guys all along, or no?
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7 months
@ComedyExterior That’s weird my phone asks me to set my balls on it before it’ll unlock
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6 months
@RealAlexJones I love your anti vax stance but being severely obese is cool
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6 months
@elonmusk Free speech or hate speech?
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6 months
@BizzareZombie @ComedyExterior Welcome to the internet turbo
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5 months
She got an incredible body but meth face what we doing boys
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6 months
@nondual_player @ComedyExterior Call me katt Williams cuz I gots receipts
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7 months
im goin to hell for sure but at least im gonna enjoy the ride on the way down. cheers happy hump day
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5 months
7, 9 right?!
@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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Which TWO?
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6 months
Trailer for the Biden / trump debate
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7 months
@DaneCook What If living out my dreams is calling you out for being a pedophile
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6 months
Can I get a hoyyyyyahhh?
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3 months
@notlouisck One word?
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2 months
@notlouisck just wait until grown men shoving gas nozzles up their ass trends
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@MarindaVannoy1 @dom_lucre Looks exactly like the crackhead I gave 2 bucks to today
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