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I want all former Mahomes naysayers to write me a formal, handwritten apology letter explaining why they were wrong AND why they should now be allowed on the bandwagon. If you ever said “man, I bet y’all are pissed you let Baker go” then don’t even bother, you are banned for life
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The man has literally been playing in Los Angeles for the past 6 years and everyone in town is welcoming him like he just came from the other side of the country.
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“Does his hat say Dallas but… upside down?”
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All the other SEC schools
BREAKING: Palestine Solidarity Committee establishes “The Popular University,” on the UT Lawn to call on
@UTAustin
to “divest from death,” the organization said on Instagram, resembling other encampments for Palestine at Columbia and Yale.
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He’s spent the last 3 years in the lab, just honing his craft. Now he’s back and he’s better than ever. We were fools to doubt him.
I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.
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Rangers lost the ALCS MVP and a future HOF pitcher today, went up 10-0 in the first three innings, and John Smoltz is out here talking about how resilient the Diamondbacks are…
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Zero cultural relevance???
DFW is by far the largest US metro area with virtually zero cultural relevance or attractiveness to tourists.
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Put together a quick mock-up
Giant kites could pull cargo ships across the ocean – and slash their carbon emissions
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Texas is addicted to losing to us in basketball. They literally can’t get enough of it.
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Lotta Texas State alums very upset right now
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People forget that realignment really started because UT sucks so much that A&M, Colorado, Nebraska, and Mizzou were like ok we’re sick of y’all’s shit and decided to leave the Big 12. If UT didn’t always act like the Kendall Roy of college football, everything would be fine.
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Texas fans never miss an opportunity to talk about how trashy and obnoxious the Tech fanbase is so I’d like to submit this video for review. A grown man telling college kids to “remember me mother fucker” in front of his own kid.
Things got a little TESTY between Texas fans and Washington players after the Sugar Bowl 😬
(via
@Cory_Mose
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I went to college with these guys
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Get Your Damn Guns Up baby. It’s Gameday in West Texas.
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When I see my dad post about politics on Facebook
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Get Your Damn Guns Up baby. It’s Gameday in West Texas.
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Get your damn Guns Up Baby. It’s Gameday.
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Dad just got the turkey out of the fridge, threw some gloves on, looks at me and goes “Showtime”.
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Waiting for tomorrow
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Seems a little too good to be true...
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Get your damn Guns Up baby. It’s Gameday in West Texas.
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I once offered a Keystone Light to the highest paid player in American sports history at a frat party... he said no thanks... but I want it on record that that interaction took place.
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Me showing up to a casual Thursday night dinner with all of my friends who are married
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For the final time in 2022… Get Your Damn Guns Up Baby. It’s Texas Bowl Gameday.
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Dude is playing in the Super Bowl in two weeks and is still watching a team that did not have a Big 12 win coming into tonight and people wonder why I will never stop being a die hard fan of his until my dying breath??? Guns Up and Go Chiefs baby.
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You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
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Have we tried killing the coronavirus with kindness? Just a thought
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I’m watching this game at a Celtics bar in Denver and they all boo’d when they showed Mahomes, then some girl behind me said he went to Texas A&M so I dunked my basket of chicken tenders on her head and said “Guns Up bitch”
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My number one skill is asking girls out that “have a lot going on right now”.
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Texas fans acting like their team just walked into 1993 Somalia…
First time in 40 years of calling college basketball that I saw a team need a police escort to the arena for a gameday shootaround. Nevertheless, thanks to
@LubbockPolice
and
@TexasTech
for helping things stay on schedule for
@TexasMBB
for tonight’s game.
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Los Angeles wants to be Lubbock soooooo bad
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First place Texas Tech Red Raiders
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Been tailgating all day for the big season opener tonight.
#ISupportCoachDuggs
@BarstoolBigCat
@ColinMcClow
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Let pitchers use spider tack and bring back steroids. Throw corked bats in there too. I’ll watch every game.
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Two years ago, UT put a gun to the Big 12’s head and pulled the trigger. Now the Big 12 commissioner says this and UT fans are crying about it?? Get lost you fucking losers.
Big 12 Commissioner Brett Yormark today: “Coach (Joey McGuire), I’m not going to put any pressure on you, but I’m going to be in Austin on Thanksgiving. And you better take care of business like you did right here in Lubbock last year.”
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@BTS_fiend
The team he just came from has “Los Angeles” in the team name, so I was mainly basing it off of that.
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LADIES AAAAAAND GENTLEMEN… Get Your Damn Guns Up baby. 100 days until Texas Tech Football.
@JoeyMcGuireTTU
@TexasTechFB
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Get Your Damn Guns Up. It’s Gameday in West Texas.
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Per TMZ: Texas Tech basketball coach, Mark Adams, is now dating A-list actress, Margot Robbie.
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Guy walking out of the gym just broke into a brisk jog, hit a mean juke on a bush, then busted out an absolutely lethal spin move on a light pole.
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258 days until Texas Tech Football
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Red Raiders out in the 1st round? Just lost my vote, Chief.
President Biden's bracket!
#MarchMadness
🇺🇸
UConn 🏆
NC State 👉 Sweet 16 👀
3️⃣ 1-seeds making the Final Four 🙌
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Get your damn Guns Up baby. It’s Gameday in West Texas.
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South lake weed dealer was 1 for 2. Not bad.
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On our way to the Promised Land (Lubbock, TX)
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@BHenry47
It’s just a bunch of LA people getting bent out of shape because I mischaracterized their city
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Get your damn Guns Up baby. It’s Gameday in West Texas.
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@LonghornFL
@BoardGeniuses
Good thing we have a history of having wide receivers who can beat double teams
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We really let ESPN hype up the SEC so much that we gave the Heisman to a 3 loss QB and not Penix
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Get your damn Guns Up baby. It’s Gameday in West Texas.
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Graham Harrell saving the good plays for Baylor and TCU, then running the turnover plays against Tech. GOAT
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Quinn Ewers is choosing between a team that beat Kansas and a team that DID NOT beat Kansas… who do y’all think he should choose?
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Interview for a promotion today...
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What Big 12 sports moment had you reacting like this?
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@Gregggyboy
This is actually perfect because now I can claim my current credit card balance as fraud and not have to pay any of it
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This is TCU’s student body. When you root for them, this is who you’re rooting for.
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What if Patrick Mahomes brought his close friend, Travis Kelce and his girlfriend, Taylor Swift to a Texas Tech football game…? The chances are low… but they’re not zero.
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That’s Lubbock, Texas and the park in the middle is Tech Terrace Park
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I forgot how annoying all of the Boston Buccaneers fans were
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Baker Mayfield has as many public clap backs/insults in the past 3 months as he does touchdown passes through 3 games. 3. That number is 3. And for the sake of comparison... the number of interceptions is 5.
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Hey Mark! It’s your friends over at Hinge. You know your ex girlfriend that you agonized over for months? Here she is again! And guess what? We think y’all would be great together! So much so, that we’ve labeled her “Most Compatible” for you!
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This is like if your girlfriend that goes on and on about how much she loves you, leaving you for some silver spoon trust fund baby who hasn’t done anything relevant in a decade because he offered her free blow at the bar.
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I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then, after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.
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This is how people in Denver look at me when I suggest we watch the big game on Saturday instead of going on a hike…
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World isn’t the same without Mike Leach
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Sitting on my couch watching the Rangers celebrate going to the ALCS
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I’ve never seen a team/fanbase be so butt hurt over a postgame locker room speech that happened over a year ago.
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We’re gonna win the whole damn thing
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OU fans have reached the battery throwing accusation stage of their grieving. A playbook tried and tested by aggies and longhorns for many years.
So I was unaware that Tech fans vehemently deny the battery-throwing thing and believe that such reports are a conspiracy
I thought it was just a thing that happened in Lubbock and everybody accepted it as normal… I didn’t know I’d be accused of *fabricating* a battery story
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