m*laina
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it's an anxiety thing charlie, everybody's movin' fast all of a sudden it freaks me out, flushing things gives me control
in the pit
Joined June 2012
@ayadotnet there's literally a sushi pizza place on my street that i swear is a drug front i need to start doing this for pittsburgh.
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album of the century. civilizations will crumble. the earth's water will begin to rise over mountain tops. .
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perfect pitch by a perfect princess put her in the league.
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@lauren_ob447 you're defending a celebrity who struggles with mental health while in the same breathe calling someone you don't even know (who also struggles with mental health) disgusting. make it make sense.
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@lindawg i mean i'm just commenting on how she likes to complain about things. that's an opinion and has nothing to do with reading comprehension??.
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connecticut is such a cursed state full of alcoholics and pillheads that speed 100mph WE ALMOST LOST GORDON BECAUSE OF YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An important #FathersDay message from me…WEAR A HELMET ! This week I had a bad accident while riding my bike in CT. I'm doing ok and I’m thankful for all the doctors, nurses and staff at @LMHospital who looked after me but most thankful for my helmet that saved my life. Be Safe
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i know how to joint too i'm my dads best employee
construction men trying to talk me up because i'm wearing my dad's company hat. bro shouldn't you be asking me what the best mortar to sand ratio is??? i am your colleague.
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made another disgusting meal (mala spiced lamb chops with homemade falafel and curry)
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day one internship trying to contain my excitement very clearly
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i think he should be analyzed by a specialist
neighbor is listening to torture porn early today happy sunday.
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tfw the free food was awful and you had to saw through your chicken breast like it's a 2x4
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On leg up. leading with the crotch. this bitch is MUNCHING carpet.
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praise be
empanada man made this pernil empanada special for me today amen.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE PAPER ALREADY!!!!
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cut the cake as average white band would say (terrible cross section reveal)
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not even the christian snitched on him. altoona mcdonald's employee count your mf days. .
Eyewitness at Pennsylvania McDonald’s saw Luigi Mangione and joked he was the shooter, but left for church before the arrest.
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she's lying. i know because im an italian woman and im addicted to lying to get people on my side.
Italy’s Angela Carini: “I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.”. She was forced to fight a man at the Olympics.
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listening to celine dion and crying take this woman's pain away please god
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@Wonnybae you well know idgaf about that woman. now if someone speaks on miss winter we have a problem.
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i'm sick of bitches flexing a wet pussy. yeah ok your pussy is functional but do you have pelvic floor control??? there's levels to this.
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going on priv because stans are the most deranged people on the planet.
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pasta maiden. like a bar maiden except i refill your bowl your bowl with gnocchi
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predator ass eyes the polish started seeping out of him the moment he saw big naturals.
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hi jennie i to have arrived at the airport would you like to meet up
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if they don't have those little whipped cream strawberry sandwiches i'm starting a nuclear war.
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my professor called us in for an emergency meeting the final day campus is open it's fuck all restorative agriculture and sustainable systems
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dough done
going to make apizza in celebration of my new lease on life.
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who fw girls who skip every lecture up until the last class of the semester (me)
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IM SO PROUD OF HOW I LOOK RN GUYS IM DOWN TO 118!!! I FEEL GREAT
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italians biggest weakness is validation . i will literally be ready to die in battle and if someone said i was pretty i would drop everything i am doing to flirt.
Like a true Italian, Luigi Mangione's fatal error as an assassin was giving himself away by stopping to flirt with the cashier at the cafe before going to work
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it's called being italian american.
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scratch that i made a gourmet protein waffle trifle cheers happy mother's day
eating my love crunch granola w/ greek yogurt. im fufilling the white woman prophecy they wrote about in the scriptures.
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lost 40 followers because I haven't posted tits FUCK YOU IM DEPRESSED
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i don't want to see a single bitch saying they have big naturals unless they're over a DDD. put them on the table and stop appropriating my culture.
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Your last selfie is who you are on the outside and your last meme is who you are on the inside
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i wield so much power
i love whenever i get a chance to use my cleaver it makes me feel like im in sweeney todd.
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she's greasy but tastes amazing (much like me)
making afuckingpizza.
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this is exactly why i have high blood pressure
love that so many white woman fight their caucus genes by overly tanning and bronzing bc when i step outside im the only pale bitch out here. attention is automatically on me bc im #different and authentic.
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if you don't put chips on your sandwich you're not fat enough.
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did very well btw
time to present my interview project on 4th generation yonsei japanese americans
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my neighbor has been playing the same loop for 20 minutes screaming THATS IT. THATS FUCKING IT DUDE
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casually asking gyno if sleep orgasms are normal and being left on read. typical male.
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made gnocchi from scratch with leftover potatoes. she'll never be me, anon
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me, half awake minding my own business:.my nonna: oh thank god you put makeup on you look so much better
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people are way too nice if a stranger puts their hands on me it's melee combat.
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cake came out nice
it's so sunny my yoni power has been released life is so peaceful i think im going to make a cake
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why do i have 1k followers. i don't deserve this but thank you i love you all
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the dr messaging me back that my blood pressure is too high because i'm overweight:
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Words of Wisdom: whatever you want to be, just get a tee shirt
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your unofficial skimsfluencer here to say the dress is mommy milker tested and approved. this thing has hold folks
did not have class + my presentation is done 3 days early . now we celebrate with a Yerba
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