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@lindawg

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biiiiiiiiig skyrim guy. bad streamer. jokester. hipshaker. it is illegal to be mean to me. do not check me out on twitch. 🛒

23, queer, midwest
Joined May 2021
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bowling like shit tonight gang
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the guy who played Deok-su in squid game posted this on insta & it sent me into orbit
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can medical twitter tell me what this means ? i’m at a loss
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here’s your reminder that unless someone explicitly told you with their words they are upset with you, there is no need for you to worry yourself sick. you have no mental or emotional obligation to people who do not communicate with you. no matter how much you love them
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someone in my crochet group posted these photos asking if this was too much yarn to take on a 3 day camping trip & everyone said no
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minors tweeting about submissive & breedable bruh you should be making sure your homework is submitted & readable
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i love women
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cannot stress this enough
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new whip 😼
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personally i would have lost on purpose
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“those tattoos & piercings make you look like a freak”
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behind every hot girl is a cat that follows them to the bathroom
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dudes rock
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“yeah man im actually part cherokee”
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fuck it. McMorrowind.
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do u guys remember when the cast of that 70s show shunned Topher & then we found out he was the only one who spoke against Danny Masterson. lol
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y'all were too busy hating on blake lively and ryan reynolds, that u overlooked the fact that the ENTIRE cast unfollowed justin baldoni
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this is so awesome LMFAO
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i don’t get the “cooking together 😍” crowd. get the fuck out of my way. how are you always in front of the cabinet i need. IM TRYING TO RELAX
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this is THE funniest snapchat i’ve ever seen
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this ruined my fucking day
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i think about this text everyday
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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for
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me showing my grandma how many likes this got
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my grandma told me she bought me a bag for my yarn & this was the Last thing i was expecting
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my grandma told me she bought me a bag for my yarn & this was the Last thing i was expecting
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if you ONLY support abortion in the case of r*pe & incest, you are reinforcing the idea that in order for a woman to have a right to her body, someone else has to violate it first.
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me leaving dwemer ruins
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you go into a girls room for the first time & it looks like this what do you immediately think be honest
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as a femme i am loving the masc mandate why are you guys so mad
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i found a really cool mona lisa tapestry at the goodwill bins & bought it before noticing she’s fucking jacked
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People talk shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Kansas City.
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yo this place is lowkey playing bangers
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no fucking way bruh
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@stanzipotenza i have seen more republicans that look like that than don’t
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this it what it feels like being non-binary as a kid but not knowing
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JUST CAME OUT TO MY MOM & SHE TOOK IT SO WELL CAN I GET A W
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i believe i struck a nerve
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people are not real. i was just approached by a woman in a gas station who said “steph????” & idk why i said “yes!!!!” but we just talked about our college years in a sorority together at UW. i have never met this woman
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doordashing condoms has got to be the most dehumanizing shit i have done in. a long time
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like ????
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skyrim
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Her parents work at Lockheed Martin
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I found my worst nightmare. I can smell the patchouli through this
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do you ever look at the selfie angle in someone’s profile after they say something weird & immediately understand what their deal is
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me at a party i was supposed to DD at
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diagnosed with awwtism because im such a cutie
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when my bf gets drunk he starts introducing me to people as his muse
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my favorite analogy for this issue ever
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not yall saying “weaponized incompetence” 😭😭😭 he folded my laundry which is so kind & he was making a joke about my shirts being weird shapes. he was being silly grow up
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does anyone know what ruin this is in if not it’s ok just wondering if anyone knows just asking
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October 2021: OnlyFans bans sexually explicit content November 2021: Spotify bans all songs December 2021: Twitter bans tweeting
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Am I The Asshole threads r like “my gf made a meal i dont like even though i told her i had a bad day. i do not have a job and she works overtime for our rent, so i usually cut her some slack but i feel like this was really insensitive. i told her she ruined my night. AITA?”
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what the hell do you mean “rizz” you are 28
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please stop killing yourselves tiptoeing around “are they mad at me”. if they were mad enough they would have told u. just show them kindness, & then show yourself even more. if i need to shout your anxieties into the void dm me. i won’t even respond if u don’t want me to
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people love to police autism diagnoses as if it’s a fully understood disorder but i want u guys to think abt the fact that the first man ever diagnosed died this year at 89
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stop talking about the metaverse when was the last time you metawoman
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my boss has his own bee hive because he’s the cutest old man & he brought me a jar of fresh honey because i’m his “favorite worker bee” bitch i’m cryn
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weed smokers don’t “smoke weed how people drink wine”. they smoke weed how people drink coffee
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so true king i’ll do it again
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you guys are painfully stupid i am not comparing blake lively to danny masterson nor am i comparing their actions MY POINT is a group of people shutting out someone else TELLS US NOTHING ABOUT THE ACTUAL SITUATION
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“nice tats but why put bumper stickers on a bentley” guess what! you’ll never be inside me or a bentley so maybe mind ur business
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would you watch twilight with her if she turned the clouds dark green to match the movie aesthetic
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here’s another skyrim meme bc y’all like them sm
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GUYS THIS IS JUST A FUNNY PIC THIS IS NOT RELATED TO MY LIFE AT ALL
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finally healed & i can stop rubbing against walls to itch my back like a bear
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linework finished!!! back in feb for shading…. nap time
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i asked him to watch my drink while i went to the bathroom & came back to this
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bi girls dating men are like yes i’m gay (not practicing)
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@PossumPicnic I KNOW ITS JUST SO FUNNY
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me & my bf have been playing stardew for the first time & he’s done 0 quests
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how am i supposed to believe that u think i’m pretty if u have never sent me $500
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alright u guys lost ur privileges
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@kenjaminblue theres a lot of (hear me out) facebook groups. i can send my faves if u want!!! it sounds scary but it’s literally just the most supportive old women on the planet & gay people
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best $50 marketplace purchase of all time
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yikes... unfollowing him right now. i was a fan until i learned he used a power like the Voice to murder the high king and usurp his throne and also started this war and plunged skyrim into chaos
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so the $250,000 was not round trip ?
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@ValterSkarsgard i saw it on reddit
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hell on earth
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@cringeNOTbased this is gross & weird
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also made this sweater for my partners bday 🫶🏼
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finally
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