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@umm_gian
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3 years
her delivery is very very camp
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@umm_gian
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the early bird:
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family friendly era
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Playin with my worm rn
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@umm_gian
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babies:
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Wawa at 3am?
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@umm_gian
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7 months
97-year-old NYC burger still serves their Coke the old fashioned way when you take a bite
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@umm_gian
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@umm_gian
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the water brown as hell she needed that!
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A happier day
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Chloe the sloth takes a bath at Como Zoo in Minnesota
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@umm_gian
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@umm_gian
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3 years
what a day this was
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@umm_gian
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1 year
yall are running out of shit to say about this movie im crying
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@umm_gian
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7 months
idk what's making me laugh harder, the pic, the limited replies, the account being private or like who tf is this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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. @JulieRagbeer reminisces with her 19 year old experiences in her new debut album.
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@umm_gian
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4 months
drag crave writing the caption:
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Lemon looks zestful in new photo.
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@umm_gian
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3 years
"you better not be cunty coffee cup when i get there" me:
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@umm_gian
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@HalleBailey
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me & my workout partner 💪🏽♥️
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@umm_gian
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11 months
looks like elton john farted on it
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Northern polar crater on Mars, captured by ESA's Mars Express
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@umm_gian
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2 years
so oomf and oomfette don't know that i just Co priv qrt their co tweet 😭 and oomf cousin thrice removed is also in on it with mother oomf
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@umm_gian
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10 months
they didnt say which year
@FilmUpdates
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2 years
First look at Hunter Schafer in Tilman Singer’s horror film CUCKOO. The film co-stars Dan Stevens and Jessica Henwick. In theaters 2023.
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@umm_gian
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1 year
idgaf im starting a new business
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@umm_gian
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1 year
everyone hates this guy yes!!! life is good
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@umm_gian
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4 months
she looks a little bulletproof in that third picture
@fallingforevaa
ella ✿
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you just know her cheeks were fighting for their life after being bitten so much
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@umm_gian
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2 years
a good child would go "mummy you looked so fucking cunt in this. why'd u stop wearing shit like this??? like cuntmaxxed DOWN"
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“She actually said to me recently, ‘Mummy, I’ve seen some pictures of you when you were in the Spice Girls and your skirts were just unacceptable.”
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@umm_gian
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4 months
I will never understand (and I don't want to) why bebe rexha was there
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@umm_gian
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5 months
@autogynefiles the music is the score and the director is the referee
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@umm_gian
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13 days
what i see vs what my laptop sees waiiiiittttttt
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@umm_gian
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1 year
@m8ss3ducti0n you lost the ijbolympics it seems
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@umm_gian
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2 years
she doesn't deserve this, you can see the real pain in her eyes
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@umm_gian
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@umm_gian
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1 year
where did it go...
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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Then and now. Titanic dry dock 1912-2015.
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@umm_gian
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23 days
oomf went to DRAG U GKSLKGJLKGLKJKFDSKLJF
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@honeymunes
michael
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literally my college’s colors…
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@umm_gian
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2 months
@radlcIes like ewww it smellssss
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@umm_gian
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3 years
made a cake and elton john farted on it wtf
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@umm_gian
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2 years
@usedwifi big ass flame irjñqpskdndn
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@umm_gian
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@umm_gian
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7 months
@m8ss3ducti0n literally about to jump off the bridge but then I see the hello gorgeous poster and I take a step back
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@umm_gian
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6 months
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@umm_gian
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5 months
@miaistyping 30 saying Ur sick
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@umm_gian
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2 years
she literally destroyed in this like i wasnt even emo and it made me feel bad
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@umm_gian
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3 years
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@umm_gian
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11 months
he didn't like league and I was a fucking legend.
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i hate you joe biden
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i don’t like this.
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@umm_gian
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3 years
for anyone wondering this an antivaxx thing so you can laugh guilt free
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@umm_gian
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1 year
you better not be cunty pineapple when i get there me:
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@umm_gian
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1 year
like we get it.. its a postmodern meta commentary on the dynamics of gender roles in society explained as a pre-ironic story with multiple themes of dynamic explorations of the human and non-huma psyche 😒
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@umm_gian
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10 months
what kinda interview is this
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@umm_gian
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@edna_days it could be 20023
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@umm_gian
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@Vessyteena her faces after NFNDNSOWPJFXBXB
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@umm_gian
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10 months
oomf booked the polar express 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@evadentz
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arrived on time for my train home only to find out the booking i made was for a train that doesn’t exist
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@umm_gian
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2 years
happy for her honestly she seems like shes enjoying herself!
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@umm_gian
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3 years
@222xen 200% too like 😭😭
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@umm_gian
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4 months
@evadentz aliexpress store so kind
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@umm_gian
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the love of your life is a 5'7 latino fat fuck btw
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2 years
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2 years
these dates >>>>>>>>
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@umm_gian
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10 months
not this bitch again
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@umm_gian
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3 years
@promethameme I care deeply thank you for sharing ♥️
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@umm_gian
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3 years
@bekyrem it's about how Elton John farted on my cake
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6 months
@vandedjan where is peter dicks?
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@umm_gian
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4 years
@jackies_backie "i can see u two kissing"
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@umm_gian
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10 months
@computer_gay lmao the picture is blurry tho? its blurry i cant see it. hello? its blurry the picture can you send it to me privately? if you want to? its blurry btw
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@umm_gian
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2 years
@tdutwo fuck you
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@umm_gian
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11 days
i still can’t get over how bad this song is like holy shit
@MuuMuse
Bradley Stern
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The fear in her eyes. She knew she only had one chance.
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@umm_gian
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5 months
@WetOilyButt this is so insane! let's get Pharrells hat on @EllenDeGeneres show!!!
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2 years
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@umm_gian
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3 years
omg this blue up! 😭 GIRLS!
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@umm_gian
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3 years
scariest thing that ever happened to me was when I went to a bookstore on acid without knowing that Bill Clinton was speaking there
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@BBCSport
BBC Sport
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Tom Daley 🤝 Knitting during the diving #BBCOlympics #Olympics #Paris2024
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@umm_gian
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i knew my slander towards him over the years was not in vain
@MrPopOfficial
Mr. Pop
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Elton John thanks Donald Trump for his support over the years in a new interview.
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@umm_gian
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@Celeste_Treal ggwgewpoqkgk like wheres the joy
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@umm_gian
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2 years
idk I would never be that fucking hungry that I bash a clam against a rock but I guess that's just me 🤷🏽‍♂️
@OregonZoo
Oregon Zoo
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Small clams court is in session and the otterneys are cracking down
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@umm_gian
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@Themb0flcation LIKE GET OFF OF THE BABY????
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@umm_gian
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6 months
is she?
@hottorapp
tahlia ♑︎
6 months
she’s literally changing the face of pop music forever
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@umm_gian
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9 months
has to be edited dude no way
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
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Jeff Driskel is a Starting NFL QB today
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@umm_gian
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@BIBLEGIRL222 hello biblegirl how is your day going this time.. I do gaf.
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@umm_gian
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3 years
if lee harvey oswald sh0t her she would have just caught the bullet with her teeth and spit it it back out to him, k!lling him instantly
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2 years
@toefunguz dont be RUDE.
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toni
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the urge to be pinned against a wall rn
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@usedwifi the “are you trade ?? are you trade??
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@umm_gian
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LIL SIMSIE?!
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@umm_gian
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2 years
this is different than i remember
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2 years
no one even liked it 😭😭
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@homeofsexuals this rom-com ass plot fpdpflfj
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oh that's gore. that's gore of my comfort character.
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2 years
there's an account for everything!
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@umm_gian
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3 years
Jackie Kennedy when someone uses a magnet:
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@umm_gian
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3 years
SHHH she's sleeping
@nypost
New York Post
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Diner disgusted after finding a full chicken head in her box of KFC hot wings
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@umm_gian
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4 years
"we heard what you said about insomniac"
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3 years
@ttyllucy i use ketchup like this like its imaginary so its 0 calories!
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@umm_gian
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2 months
this kinda blows every other tweet about dress to impress out of the water like fjkdnwlqlskdnekek why are they alvin and thnejeko@-&2!3!(!!; f
@joanofmatty
aaron
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the theme was tudor period and i lost to the fucking chipmunks
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@umm_gian
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8 months
HEY! quick reminder. gosh i cant believe i have to post this.
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@umm_gian
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3 years
@Ashleyreneep44 @usedwifi @von_carlson and why would i care about that 😭😭
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6 months
girl just shit on him omg
@izaccq
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All this for you to not be kissing me rn?
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@umm_gian
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2 years
if u don't get it it's on u it makes perfect sense to me and oomfies (plural)
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@umm_gian
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1 month
you can tell she was excited to go get stunna girl’s nachos
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@umm_gian
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4 years
hey hamburger expert here! hamburgers actually do this when they are really scared and anxious. it might seem cute but this little guy is having a bad day :( you should never unborrow them.
@juul_survivor
cole
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YASDDDDDSSS
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