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adam england
3 years
TWEENIES BY POLITICAL PARTY - A THREAD: Milo: Labour Working-class hero Milo stays true to his Labour roots, though he's none-too-impressed with Starmer's leadership thus far.
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me: i would like to buy a meal deal co-op: okay me: i'd also like to buy a funeral co-op: okay me: i'd also like to buy tickets to a gig i'm never gonna see co-op: ur not gonna believe this
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one of my favourite uses of the word woke yet, truly exceptional
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1 year
"gwen, i've been to watch barbie at the cinema five times! and i'll tell you for why - it's that ryan gosling it is, i just can't get enough!"
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WHO GAVIN AND STACEY CHARACTERS WOULD VOTE FOR: A THREAD Gavin and Stacey - Labour They've been feeling the squeeze of the cossie livs and while they're not ultra-political, they've had enough of the Tories for a while. They voted for Cameron in 2010 but never again.
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1 year
obsessed with this facebook group. absolutely majestic posting.
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9 months
whoooooo remembers front rooms
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2 years
my last remaining brain cell #LoveIsland
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What is your favorite celebrity quote?
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2 years
my contribution to the momlife comics discourse
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adam england
3 years
lorde uploading solar power to streaming services and then deleting after five mins
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2 years
rip o2 arena ur with ar di now🙏 xx
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3 years
Fizz: Green Party After starting university, Fizz discovered Depop, ketamine and Caroline Lucas.
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3 years
can i make it any more obvious?
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adam england
3 years
so the teletubbies are quadruplets, were born AFTER the show first aired, and travelled into the future to get their second dose. they really woke up and chose tubby chaos
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3 years
me, staying up to watch a billionaire interview a famous actress and her princely husband
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Leanne Wood 💚💛
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I’m still a socialist.
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3 years
Bella: Conservative It had to be, didn't it?
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3 years
Max: TUSC Dyed-in-the-wool socialist Max was often seen marching against Thatcher in the '80s, and left Labour in protest during the Blair years, never to rejoin.
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adam england
4 years
@marymclennan Fucking hell, you could literally tweet 'just made a cup of tea' and the 'didn't happen' replies would be out
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adam england
3 months
it's her time to shine
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Christopher Hope📝
3 months
It’s 9.55am and Big Ben’s clock has stopped at 9am. What is going on?
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1 year
is your pickle drained? would you like us to assign someone to drain your pickle?
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i like food
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3 years
BONUS: Doodles loves the Brexit Party and thinks Nigel Farage is a 'proper geezer'. Izzles is a technofascist.
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Dave Coaches - UKIP Fags and weed, glue and speed. But he draws the lines at snowflakes.
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Pam - Green Party She literally protested against plans to erect a radio mast in one episode and even went vegetarian (sort of) for a bit. She even thought about tying herself to the goalpost at a Cardiff match, but Mick talked her out of it.
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3 years
Jake: Lib Dem Often seen on 'Bollocks to Brexit' marches, he's hell-bent on rejoining the EU and sees the Lib Dems as the best vehicle for doing so.
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adam england
3 years
a lot of right wingers suddenly angry that companies like Kopparberg are exercising their freedom of expression and deciding not to advertise on the new news channel - i thought freedom was what they all liked?🤔
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adam england
3 years
i might be 22 next month but thinking about the new tracy beaker show on friday is lowkey getting me through the working week, def gonna be sitting there with a beer and a pizza ready for some classic tracy/justine beef
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3 years
a #CorbynPhotoBomb from the archives, back in 2017 when i actually had hope for the future
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1 year
Gwen - Plaid Cymru A lefty at heart, Gwen has long supported Plaid, as did her Trevor (god rest his soul) - though she does worry sometimes if an independent Wales would make travelling from Barry to Billericay more difficult. She once made Leanne Wood an omelette.
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Pete and Dawn - Conservative Party There's more chance of Frank Ocean ever playing Coachella again than these two not being dyed-in-the-wool Tories. I'll leave it at that.
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3 years
"RIP London" say people seemingly unaware that Sadiq Khan has already been mayor for the last five years and London did not die
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adam england
4 years
more covid strains in the uk than there are brain cells in the tory party
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1 year
the british public at 8pm every thursday in 2020
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adam england
3 years
Judy: Change UK Despite being involved with Militant and the SWP at various points in her past, her views have shifted to the centre over time - she frequently retweets Anna Soubry.
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2 years
@jenivescomedian of course he's comfortable 😠
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adam england
1 year
IT'S HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER, FATHERS DON'T 'BABYSIT' THEIR OWN KIDS THEY JUST 'PARENT' THEM
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adam england
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@fungicarmen i forgot about the schools😭 really covering all bases aren't they
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adam england
3 years
we’ve now reached the point where free tampons are considered “woke”, fucking hell we really are a normal country aren’t we
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Max
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How on earth can this offend you? Men can be so insecure it’s unreal
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Smithy - Reform Party Like Gavin, he's not huge on politics and no Tory, but he's gone the other way. He's worried that they're teaching Neil the Baby "woke bollocks" at School.
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4 years
@roverschick @davemacladd as does your son😏
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adam england
1 year
my sister wrote "it's giving slay" in her gcse eng lit mock exam😭😭😭
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adam england
1 year
Rudi - doesn't vote She isn't into politics, but would vote for anyone who'd tell Cherice that she wasn't on the fire escape with Darren Millar.
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1 year
Mick - Change UK Speaking of Mick, he joined Change UK (remember them) for a bit during the Corbyn era. Big FBPE energy. Brexit? It's the last thing you expect to see when you when you come into work in the morning.
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3 years
nicki minaj could have done brexit but boris johnson couldn’t have done super bass
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1 year
Bryn and Jason - Lib Dems This duo agree on two things: Never speak of the fishing trip, and the Lib Dems are the best choice. Brexit has fucked up Jason's life in Spain slightly, and Bryn thought that Jo Swinson was a real hoot!
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adam england
3 years
@robynnmae this but english teachers
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adam england
2 years
so people bullied an 18 year old into coming out after accusing him of queerbaiting because he was seen holding hands with a woman? no-one owes you their sexuality and BISEXUAL PEOPLE EXIST
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adam england
4 years
@hannahrosewoods famously, British people have only ever developed ideas in one (1) century
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adam england
2 years
@ellieredpath i always think the same when there’s a news story about someone struggling financially and the comments are full of “well they’ve got enough money for hair dye/netflix/takeaways/anything that makes life slightly less shit when you’re having a hard time”
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3 years
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2 years
still doing your writing are you now?
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adam england
4 years
@sophiehamillxo the state of some of the comments here, pretty much proving her point that this shit is so prevalent
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adam england
1 year
Nessa - Breakthrough Party If the Breakthrough Party had candidates in Nessa's area, she'd vote for them - I won't lie to you. She may have had that dalliance with John Prescott, but it's not enough to convince her to vote Labour right now.
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9 months
@nightchancers where i go to watch my netflixes and "tweet" on my bebo
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adam england
3 years
me checking spotify every five minutes to see if they’ve dropped 2021 wrapped yet
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3 years
Mental Health Awareness Week, or for those of us who actually live with mental health conditions, simply Week
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2 years
@DanSmernicki IS THAT AR DI
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adam england
9 months
gone down a bit of a rabbit hole on the memory lane group today
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adam england
3 years
adam levine saying there are no bands any more umm try again sweaty😊
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adam england
3 years
not to add to the discourse but this is (one reason) why i personally would not feel comfortable writing for the DM
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adam england
5 months
meghan when her sister in law's uncle starts talking shit about her on celebrity big brother #CBBUK
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adam england
3 years
if you’re a cisgender man you should be pro-choice by default because you’ll never have to make that choice, end of.
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3 years
i did a trial shift for a website last week with a view to becoming part of the news team on a freelance basis and i've woken up to an email letting me know they'd like me to join! ordered breakfast and a milkshake in celebration and now i feel like i'm about to explode😅
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adam england
3 years
take the olivia rodrigo ticket. i hope it makes you very happy.
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adam england
4 years
@Paulatattoos Exactly! Even if there was only a 1% chance that it did anything I'd still happily wear one because I'm not fucking selfish
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adam england
5 months
i mean my mom did indeed have to take care of her bi son
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taking care of the bison
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3 years
@musicstruggles1 same energy
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3 years
I've been offered a place at Cardiff University to do MA Magazine Journalism in September - SO excited to get started!
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adam england
1 year
today's happenings
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adam england
3 years
turn ur spotify into a festival lineup:
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adam england
1 year
1 ticket for 1 ticket for oppenheimer barbie please 💣 please 💖
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faby jurídico modern family
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1 ticket for 1 ticket for oppenheimer barbie please 💣 please 💖
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btw, i know what fucking co-operatives are! i was making a throwaway joke it's not that deep x
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3 years
if u know u know
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as a kid I was meant to go on Are You Smarter Than Your 10 Year Old, a spinoff where the kids are the child of the contestant and some of their classmates. we were told two days before filming that it overran so they cancelled our episode and i emailed the producer the below:
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ethan !!!
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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i know i know, bloody ~ journo discourse~ again, but just wanna shout out the editors who DO take a chance on freelancers, young journos, students/grads, less-experienced journos - it's very much appreciated!!!
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adam england
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i'm sure she's gutted uno
@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
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Dua Lipa is single, but I’m not interested. The singer has been quoted as saying, “Transphobia is the neighbor of misogyny.” No woke women for me. I’ll pass on dating Dua Lipa.
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adam england
3 years
if it’s true that hunter schafer and dominic fike are dating they are a ridiculously good-looking couple
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@ManMetUni @gmpolice Are posters only allowed if they're shooting grouse in groups of 30?
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adam england
3 years
your husband being bisexual is no more an indicator that he’ll cheat or wants to see other people than your husband being straight, can we not go FIVE MINUTES without yet more biphobic nonsense
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The Guardian
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My husband just told me he is bisexual. Should I be worried about our future?
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adam england
3 years
hustle culture and influencer culture both need to die out - we don’t all have the same 24 hours in a day and it’s hilarious to even entertain the notion
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adam england
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every festival in the UK is like LIAM GALLAGHER | COURTEENERS SAM FENDER | TOM ODELL | SHED SEVEN INHALER | SUPERGRASS | DERMOT KENNEDY | THE LATHUMS it's not that i don't like a lot of the artists above but christ can we have some variety i beg
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@demarionunn “when you think about it, fried chicken is race revenge”
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@_gracelatter @superdrug @SuperdrugHelp a certain children's author reading this rn
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3 years
how DARE lorde *checks notes* be happy
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@shreyalilytanna lmao i had the biggest crush on her back in the day😭
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the uk watching literally any press conference from the government
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@ellieredpath it’s so depressing that we’re all apparently meant to plough on through life being miserable🥲
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adam england
3 years
if i never left my music snob phase i would never have discovered that post-one direction harry styles actually makes god-tier music and for that i am thankful
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adam england
2 years
mad that something as innocuous as “maybe it shouldn’t cost 300 quid to get from A to B on public transport in the uk” has got half of twitter trying to find a ticket for ~only £200~ if you leave at half four in the morning and make ten changes with half an hour between each one
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adam england
3 years
pssst, you boy, can you drive a lorry?
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"PE kit" trending because there's a heatwave is the most british thing ever
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@BeardedGenius Queen/country🇬🇧/family, neither right nor left, GO WOKE GO BROKE
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adam england
3 years
This has blown up more than I expected so if I've got your attention PLEASE take two minutes to sign this petition to stop the deportation of Osime Brown💙
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adam england
3 years
my favourite scam email yet
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adam england
4 years
Duo, we are in una pandemia. Read la fucking habitación.
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