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im on artfight btw!!!! im on
#artfight
im on
#artfight2024
yayyyyyyy team stardust yay
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forcing my parents to watch dungeon meshi even tho they dont like anime life is so sugoi
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@cool_boobs
“i say im an ally but if you dont praise me for doing the bare minimum i’ll drop the act and become the huge bigot i truly am.”
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double it and give it to the next person
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@1996mazdamiata
falling asleep after my classes and waking up at an indeterminate time in a cold sweat, chills and body tremors the whole package. i look outside and the sun is still up. this was like a daily occurrence for a while
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thinking about how equius is really pretty (in my eyes at least) like do you think when the trolls did face reveals to each other they got jumpscared by how pretty equius is
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jumping on the junior bus with the worlds nerdiest loser: equius junior
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@dietcokegirI
i knew that guy was autistic bc saying goodbye to everyone in a crowded restaurant is a big autism move but the toe walking sealed the deal 🫡 nothing but respect for my troops
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@PsychosMarket
im sure ive come up with worse ones but this guy is the first to come to mind 💞 his comic counterpart can get it too idc he’s my shmoopsy poo
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@BathinRaven
@furstares
as a lesbian i have to say the depiction of lesbian yaoi here is inaccurate. a true lesbian yaoi would feature men that are at least 40.
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two kids who have never seen snow before enjoy themselves and build a snowbert!!
#homestuck
#home22tuck
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@kamoriphobic
many times ive told a guy im a lesbian and every single time it was either ignored or told “i can change that ;)” like no, you actually can’t buddy
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hey
@hamesatron
uhhhhhhh your epic fortnite plan worked my dude you bamboozled some young adolescents i hope you’re happy
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@Chimera_Jam
a similar one i also love is when a character is standing next to a portrait and are doing the same pose as in the portrait
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im having fun drawing these so feel free to give me suggestions for more
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this is fucking crazy
I was also correct in my assumption about the second one, just again having the screenshots a bit out of order so heres it in full! It’s such a shame how he’s constantly being reminded of the worst moment in his life. He really does parallel miles in such an interesting way!
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rose lalonde dress-up game (commentary and hairstyle descriptions in alt txt)
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“Check it out! It’s not exactly healthy, 8ut it’s in a stack. So I guess you could say it’s a… 8alanced 8r8fast????????”
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@stitchedspider
it gets worse!!!!! sometimes he has human eyes which is kinda scary actually!!!! i love him
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haugahh i did WAY more for this than i needed to
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@CAFFSTRINK
virgin representation through physical attributes vs chad color scheme, symbolism, and visual motif
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equius junior is still into horses but more in a retired horse girl way. they dont go out much and are pretty wimpy in every way possible. he’s the bestest boy in the world and i love them to bits.
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this was just supposed to be a warm up i was not supposed to go this hard AUGH
#dirkjakeweek23
#dirkjake
#dirkjakebigbang
#dirkjakeweek
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she killed ppl for the colors btw. either people or large animals and i respect that. like the greys are all ash and chalk but every color there is a dead guy which is metal as fuck
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@MAGICALGAYMERS
the amount of miguel and peter b fanart that twinkifies them is CRIMINAL like these guys are in their thirties lets be real for a second
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i’m glad equius jr has received such a warm welcome thus far bc i plan on shoving him and his dumb gay parents into everyones face
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i am so close to completing my current sketchbook so im just drawing anything in there atp
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@CosmicSockz15
im sorry your teacher is lame :( imo more people should create fun projects like this, for example this is a slide presentation i turned in for a grade and presented to my class :3 i got a 100 on this
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doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street.
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@fakeHARTHUR
@shjiyemis
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN ‼️‼️‼️‼️ the show in general is extremely punk i can get INTO this
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@Charcoyours
maybe im biased bc she’s the one i grew up with but 2003 is peak strawberry shortcake to me. the short hair, the jeans, the sunhat, the JEANS, the jacket around the waist like that is a working girl and she’s so real for that.
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seeing all the people sad about not being able to go to california for the requiem cafe and y’all… you can still host meetups. let us not forget our roots there’s nothing stopping us but our own cringe
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i said i was going to participate in
#dirkjakeweek
and in the traditional gamslug fashion i forgot about it until the last minute (its like 11:30 where i am) anyway
#dirkjake
#dirkjakeweek24
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i love sneaking homestuck into my classwork (bonus doodle of rose and karkat junior enjoying a riveting game of hoop and stick)
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@PEDANTICSLUT
when i was 13 i tried asking some cops for help because my phone died and i needed to call my mom and they yelled at me for bothering them and told me to go away
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@BigFunkyJ
me consuming my daily recommended intake of donkey food tumblr soy gorilla dick whale sperm gamerslop
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thinking abt how a good portion of the first three acts is just rose fucking up jegberts house like “tell me what is wrong with this picture 😐” is still so hilarious to me
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@KieranJManson1
@shadmbrooks
i have anxiety and anemia so my entire body trembles almost constantly, especially my hands. ive been drawing for years, and the tremors in my hands have never prevented me from doing so.
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i think my brain is officially fried bc i looked at a yaoi post and thought “no… they cant be in a relationship… how will they conceive children…” like where did this random homophobia come from bud? how quick we are to forget the omegaverse
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@bornposting
what do you mean you dont like cgi characters wearing cgi costumes holding cgi props and standing in front of a cgi background with cgi effects that make the whole environment into a muddy grey-brown blur
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what do you mean this is late idk what ur talking about?
#dirkjakeweek23
#dirkjakebigbang
#dirkjakeweek
#dirkjake
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@shjiyemis
imagine if some1 tries touching one of the robots steel wool hair and they pull back and their hand is completely shredded
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@CherryBombDig
that makes it even funnier that he wanted to be a threshecutioner like bro you cant even handle a little blood you are NOT gonna be able to execute somebody 😭
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@stitchedspider
i really really love the way his limbs/head splits apart and theres some kinda residue there like he’s The Thing. wtf is up with that. why is he goopy.
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@stitchedspider
erm ackshually a spider is not a bug they’re arachnids and more closely related to crabs than insects ☝️🤓
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@CKnightWrites
the only time i ever tried asking a cop for help was when i was 13. i was alone at the subway station and needed to call my mom but my phone had died. i went to a police officer for help and he put a hand on his taser like i, a crying 13 year old child, was a threat to his safety
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@queencatharina
@HHosick
isn’t jesus from the middle east?? where hannah’s dad ismurdering innocent people?????
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okay this is the actual submission 💀 silly me 😅 whoopsies!!! teehee im such a silly goose
@stitchedspider
#StitchedSpiderDTIYS
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@JamesDGrambo
i have a folder saved titled “videos to show an alien” and these are a few gems from there
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more importantly:
- purchase e-sim cards for gazans without internet
- sends funds to displaced families in gaza
- provides hygiene kits for women/girls in gaza
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YALL I DO BETTER ART THAN THIS GO LIKE MY OTHER POSTS 😭 THIS ISNT EVEN THAT GOOD
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oh btw im still very much Into The Spot guys. his big ass shouldve been on the court instead of destroying the multiverse 🙄
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@tangsanzangz
very interesting! i do have one little criticism, tho: maybe next time you should actually know what you’re talking about?
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you KNOW nepeta was fucking SEETHING reading over this in the memos like spades are FLYING BRO!!!!! ♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️‼️
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@BigFunkyJ
ive been a homestuck for like eight years and i have NEVER had a worse fandom experience than danganronpa. the worst part is that source material isnt even worth all the anguish
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an autobiographical comic written by someone who doesnt like talking about themself
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