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to mrs. hill & tyreek:
i am so apologetic about taking the ball from mrs. hill - i didn’t know that’s what tyreek was trying to do.
i was caught up in the moment and did what any fan would do. the ball is in her possession and i’m truly sorry for taking a special moment away.
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rightfully returned
to mrs. hill & tyreek:
i am so apologetic about taking the ball from mrs. hill - i didn’t know that’s what tyreek was trying to do.
i was caught up in the moment and did what any fan would do. the ball is in her possession and i’m truly sorry for taking a special moment away.
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i can’t fuckin believe how irrationally offended i get when other teams hit the waddle on us…
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fact: stephen ross clearly is willing to do underhanded stuff (while paying unprecedented amount of money in doing so) to get what he wants
another fact: caleb williams wants to dictate where he goes on his own terms so he can capitalize on every single penny
MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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this is too common for tua:
throws the deep ball too far inside and not hugging the sideline.
just to be fair to the trolls: i hope hill makes these kinda catches in december/january on the road
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@kastorcaster
@byelin
“how can we appeal to you?”
“oh, wow…you seem to want us to pursue your version of political goals. no thank you”
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yeah, we lost - and i’m surprising myself here - but:
we beat the fraud accusations tonight.
missing key offensive linemen, playing against 8 extra players wearing stripes, and the dolphins more than held their own.
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somebody tell me why the fuck tim duncan look like he a jamaican chef that makes a mean oxtail?!
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my guy
@Realrclark25
just CRUNCHES
@NoahIgbinoghene
’s name here…
the disrespect to a dolphins legend 😂
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@2NiceJewishBoys
@Israellycool
fuck you, nazi pieces of shit. i hope you get what’s coming to you soon
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undoubtedly my favourite thing about tua and something you see in indigenous/immigrant athletes:
refusing to be satisfied.
"Excited that we won, but always looking forward to how we can get better."
Tua Tagovailoa, even after a
@MiamiDolphins
win, isn't satisfied.
🎤
@Melanie_Collins
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got this absolutely gorgeous jacket as a gift today.
hand stitched logo and letters
😮💨🥶🔥
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am i the only one looking forward to seeing what skylar can do with a decent amount of days of practice?
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heard an analyst say this and hits home with exactly how i feel:
ravens didn't blow it and give the game away, the dolphins TOOK the victory. there wasn't some weird fumble or shooting themselves the foot - miami just took every opportunity to put points on the board and won.
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bills fans: “WELL THE DOLPHINS CAN’T BEAT A WINNING TEAM!”
false, miami has also lost to a non-winning team: the buffalo bills
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@OmarKelly
respectfully, omar - it is relevant. desantis is responsible for slashing infrastructure budgets and campaigning proudly on austerity. he’s also intentionally rolled back efforts to mitigate the worst of climate change’s impact on florida.
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you have to chose one of these to be the new
@MiamiDolphins
logo that
@TomGarfinkel
has to approve:
you going 1 or 2?
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@timerube
@hoodedmexican
@CliffConnolly
maybe that’s a sign you’re in the wrong when it’s this easy to get dunked on
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as promised: the front
got this absolutely gorgeous jacket as a gift today.
hand stitched logo and letters
😮💨🥶🔥
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@flasportsbuzz
barry, shame on you - to blame a black coach who had to deal with nonsense that no white coach has, FOR AN OWNER’S ARROGANT INCOMPETENCE, is astounding.
i get that you love tua, but this is ridiculous.
shame on you.
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KADER KAHOU!
i’m the founder, ceo, and president of his fan club for a REASON
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just a reminder that the majority of
you morons tried to flame me for this
tua shit his diaper in every single big game where lamar is winning his second mvp…
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every fandom has that one annoying person who thinks they��re the “leader” or more important/above everyone else
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broke: “we need our dolphins to flexed into more prime time games!”
woke: “MORE 1PM, HOT AS FUCK SCORCHERS AT HOME, PLEASE!”
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tua tagavailoa threw SIX touchdowns on sunday in a half.
bruh, this is video game type shit. i'm so hyped!
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@still_oppressed
she’s been very pro-palestinian for ages and she’s right here
i get why critique about the lack of radicalism from a democrat who’s palestinian, and thus attracting harassment, may not be the best timing but she right
the rest of squad voted for that house resolution too
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some of these dolphin “fans” would rather see herbert lose a playoff game than skylar win one.
sad.
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i’m convinced that anyone wanting to stick with tua just started following the team closely/watching ball in 2020…
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pov, you’re jaylen waddle in the end zone receiving a ball from tua:
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@PER4ORM
@cookedbykincaid
i’m trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, was kind of hoping she did something to you to warrant this
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good play by holland, great play by waddle…i don’t get the hate behind the decision to publish this
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the fellas came up with an interesting prompt:
if tua were a pokémon, which one would he be?
(initial generation of 151 only, fuck all the rest)
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this mfer really think he’s so damn cute and funny…
Steelers assistant coach Brian Flores told ESPN that this is not a revenge game for him. He declined to speak with South Florida reporters this week, so we won't be able to ask him for an update on Will Fuller's finger.
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he’s a right-wing piece of shit who hates women having control over their own bodies, promotes antiqueer hate, and has the christiofascism of the alcoholic that goes to church
the only thing i want him to snap is his bigotry
NEW, today - Some folks ask Dolphins' Blake Ferguson to shut up and snap. 'I'm going to get my point across.'
*Dolphins snapper Ferguson committed to sharing his conservative views
*Ferguson: 'I'm gonna speak up' on faith-based and ethical beliefs
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i listen to
@ProFootballTalk
every chance i can & as a dolphins fan i definitely think we give them too much criticism
this isn’t one of those times
.
@CSimmsQB
you exposed yourself as small, petty, & arrogantly sensitive in this. shame on you
ty florio
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get fucked, blake ferguson!
get your fascist ass off my team and go to hell
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jewish professors who oppose genocide are being fired (despite having tenure) for
*checks notes*
…”antisemitism”
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i’m not calling for mcdaniel’s head, but my god he’s been terrible about timely play selection
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@TJDMCR
yeah and y’all are a good team, but the attempt to make a historical feat on par with a solid defensive effort is passive-aggressive jealousy
the anxiety about your window closing is pretty palpable
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vic fangio gotta feel like the finest bitch in the club rn…
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it’s sunday, that means all dolphin fans of every shade of aqua needs to support tua
show solidarity: beat off with your left hand today, fellas…
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but y’all don’t wanna hear it tho…
they can’t go full time to throwbacks - what we need is a new and modern looking logo that does sucks yet pays homage:
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vic fangio and mike mcdaniel
defensive minded coaches vs offensive minded coaches
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...he'll have maxx crosby
Dolphins will miss Christian Wilkins.
But Christian Wilkins will miss Zach Sieler.
Just sayin.
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it’s now official:
your boy will be instructing at harvard this summer.
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if we start the season 4-0 i will literally come out of my body and transcend to another plane of existence...
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@JoeRobbie_
i ain’t the one tweeting clips trying to discredit him in preseason
dude is a good qb, slapdicks not knowing how to take a handoff doesn’t change that but i get it - gotta justify the (non) move.
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whyre y’all so easily threatened by a 7th round rookie?
Skysexuals after Thompson goes for 17/38 138 passing yards and 0 touchdowns on Sunday
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this guy is a better fan than any of us
Here’s the Louis Riddick Segment where he talks about the
#Dolphins
potentially adding Jonathan Taylor on
@FirstTake
this morning. ‼️🍿
#Finsup
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ridiculously overpaid.
and for a guy who needs expensive pieces around him to be functional…
The
#Dolphins
and their QB Tua Tagovailoa have a deal!
Sources tell me and
@MikeGarafolo
they’ve agreed to terms on 4-year, $212.4M contract extension to lock him in long-term. At long-last, Miami’s franchise QB is paid like it. 💰 💰 💰
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@steelyblandd
@sbot1330
@JackSeaward69
@ghostlimb78
@BBCRadio3Fan
@ZackStrength
this is an insane way to admit you don’t understand what hormones are
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what bills fans won’t tolerate in narratives when they win:
- injury excuses
- the cold
- travel miles
what bills fans inject into every discourse when they lose:
- injury excuses
- the heat
- jet lag
it’s comical how they don’t event try to be consistent.
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as much as i’ll admit tua eclipsed my expectations, y’all should admit that you miss flo’s defense…or not, be a hater
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maybe tyreek's not flirting with (or pining for) mahomes/kc
maybe dude is just commenting on the game he's watching, ya know...kinda like how we did?
just relax.
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jim irsay, right before drafting this tweet
And on 1st Take,the Woman that preceded Stephen A… how dare you pretend to know me; I don’t know your name and I don’t care to😡. If my Black Mother Dorthy was still alive..you’d be in some big Hot Water! You are mean and ugly🙃 Your a Nothing Burger😕
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@MorozMichael
@jameskjx
@lilitica
@asadabukhalil
@shahidmikhael
lmfao, “we are awesome bc we stole and consequently exported said products/concepts/ideas in our own shitty veneer of neoliberalism in the most violent of ways possible - be grateful!”
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