Sam Cooper Profile Banner
Sam Cooper Profile
Sam Cooper

@fucksamcooper

Followers
466
Following
1,232
Media
1,673
Statuses
24,221

no country for old memes (aka @gabaxgool ’s baby daddy)

on location
Joined May 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
Korn: y'all want a single? Me: yes Korn: fuck that Me: wtf
3
14
51
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
Lil peep dying should be the final straw about glorifying xanax culture
80
9K
32K
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
3 months
@ChinaFentanyl Being racist is more Boston than the Celtics
0
1
847
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 months
@Wahlid He would never try to diss the hardest commercial in history
5
1
481
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 months
@BackupHangman David Arquettes redemption arc is definitely a deserved one, clearly he didn’t really understand what harm was being done by him winning the belt
0
5
454
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
That being said, absolutely tragic. I won't claim to be a fan but dude was on the upswing and clearly had a bright future ahead of him
0
27
398
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
Also side note so I don't have to explain to every idiot. I'm not specifically talking about xanax killing him so much as the culture that he was involved w/ and the drugs that come with it. It's more than xans
1
21
259
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
1 month
@TobiRightnour @hashsamtag @Nate_Flint I’m sure these guys were perfectly respectful and definitely didn’t make a scene before the cameras started rolling
0
1
241
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 months
@WRESTLECringe “Mr McMahon we can look at the phone records” “Nah it’s cool don’t worry about it just believe me”
2
2
214
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
@ColinYovng @berserksouls Keeping elden ring NPCs alive because you know their quest line will eventually end up with them dead in a ditch somewhere
Tweet media one
0
9
184
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
3 years
@theneedledrop How long till she does I love you allah and completes the trifecta
1
0
174
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
1 month
@yourenottheguy So especially in England with terrace culture, there was a large subset of young men who would go into Europe and boost expensive brands. Thats why Fred Perry and adidas have such a huge representation. This actually makes tons of sense and rocks
2
2
159
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
@MenForFieIder He’s a 10 but he won’t use his platform to promote Israel
1
1
152
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 years
@TheJackWaynick @WWEDanielBryan @CodyRhodes @MattJackson13 @NickJacksonYB Vince and Cody are on good terms dude. Vince even wanted to give them advice on the show, I don't think it's a problem
5
0
127
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 years
@baaaaaylee @jordannstarkeyy Instead of pitting two groups that are both underpaid against each other, why not focus on the ceos making $7000 an hour while keeping his staff in poverty? Or the fact that an ambulance ride is like $4000 while the people driving it are criminally underpaid?
2
10
111
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 years
@theneedledrop Would it have been a 10/10 had he kept the “GRAND THEFT AUTO GRAND THEFT AUTO WE IN A GAME WE IN A GAME” line tho? I need answers Fantano
1
1
97
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
@AmberSlayer @womenswrestli17 You also have to realize working 300 days a year does a lot to work rate
0
1
94
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 months
@xSaejima The storyline is that light tube go smash and I cheer
0
7
92
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
@httpsiris_ The point is the glorification of drug culture more than the actual thing that killed him
0
0
80
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 months
@JustinWhang If Jeff Hardy came out and hit a Swanton on Trump and a whisper in the wind on Biden and did his lil dance he’d win the election EASY
2
0
83
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
@VoteWillows I agree with you. It's not that he was doing drugs for the clout or w/e. I'm not trying to claim. What I am saying is our culture (specifically music) glorifies drug use to an insane degree. I feel peep is a victim of the system to a degree
1
6
78
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 years
0
1
64
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
1 year
@fellawhomstdve I am convinced that Hollywood puts movies out that they know will lose money to either launder money/ create tax write offs. I cannot prove it or expand upon it
3
0
64
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
1 month
@Holtarna As a cm punk fan, nothing would be funnier to me than him getting in another backstage fight for the meme
2
1
67
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
8 months
@josephweirdness I don’t know why people are shocked that the son of William Regal can go.
1
0
65
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
@evanvolz He overdosed. I don't know the drug but the point is that we shouldn't glorify the use of hard drugs.
2
2
55
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
11 months
@KXNGAO Danielson Vs ZSJ > no mercy and it’s not even close
7
0
57
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
1 year
@IANdrewTheGiant So good to see how well Jake roberts is doing now. Stuff like this really puts into perspective how close we were to losing a legend way too soon
0
0
60
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
8 months
@sanguisugabogg Been clowning on Ronnie Randke since I was a kid, this is generational hatred
0
0
53
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 months
@guybrush999 @Oy_Lumo @Durango_Savage @Srirachachau His children are involved with this one. There are definitely a lot more checks and balances this time around
0
0
50
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 months
@KXNGAO Cash is gonna roll up on punk with the strap
1
0
50
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 months
@fighthaskins Kevin Nash faced the trolley problem when trying to decide if he had to side with a member of the kliq or a guy with a contract he’d love
0
3
53
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 years
Tweet media one
0
2
48
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
@EFFYlives Jarrett was so scared to give Effy his heat back he had to run back to the fed
0
2
46
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 months
@Raion74_ Inoki trying to break through heavens gates to come down and stop the match again
0
1
50
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
1 year
8 year anniversary of Andrew WK at @RobotoProject . Blurry picture but I have never seen more people shoved into the roboto, the walls were literally dripping sweat. Wild time
Tweet media one
5
2
48
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 months
@winterweather >commits assault “I for one don’t see how this is a fireable offense”
4
2
46
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
11 months
@Raion74_ I want Bryan danielson to be happy but I hope he has a Terry funk retirement
3
1
46
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
@WrestlingHumble His gimmick is that undertaker shoot promo about video games in the locker room. I love it
0
0
46
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 years
@lameerasha @Killermarmot @s_whip_ Yeah this comp doesn’t really do justice to the caliber of the other BA chefs. The test kitchen is a super collaborative space. Sohla is absolutely talented and should be paid so much more than she is, but the other chefs don’t need to be torn down.
0
0
44
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
10 years
I got my @wavves hockey jersey so I don't have to commit suicide
0
5
44
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
@evanvolz That's not the point tho my dude. It's a cultural problem. I definitely could've been less specific but it's the culture not the specifics that I thought I was clearly referencing
0
0
43
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 months
@amhlilhaus @CiaranRH93 I mean you have to dramatize it for a modern audience a little bit. I don’t think the layman would necessarily be as invested if they were working an 80s style of wrestling
0
0
43
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
@cabelhs Because people don't wanan condemn something they love to use
1
2
40
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
Literally just drove by the highway on the cover of OK Computer. Tour is a success
1
3
40
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
9 years
@LILBTHEBASEDGOD will you put a curse on my coworker Rob? He doesn't respect your work and says he could beat you in a game of 21
1
16
35
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
3 months
@SOPROSOCIAL “Oh man my liver is failing, it couldn’t possibly be the handle I’m drinking a day, it’s gotta be the McDonald’s I just started eating yesterday!”
3
3
38
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
@VoteWillows Obviously I feel that mental health is about part of that and in unraveling the ball of issues that is involved with drug use in our culture that's a big hurdle we have to overcome. Didn't want to come across as saying otherwise
1
2
32
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
@theneedledrop I have never been offended by your opinions before but you should be drinking topo Chico
2
0
34
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
The @EFFYlives effect is real
@noahglobal
Pro Wrestling NOAH Global
2 years
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA PLANTS HIS LIPS ON GREAT MUTA & EXTRACTS THE POISON MIST! NAKAMURA USES MUTA’s OWN MIST AGAINST HIM! #noah_ghc #byebyeMUTA
77
943
6K
0
2
33
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 months
@winterweather @TonyKhan book Okada as Hollywood Rainmaker it’ll pop me every week and draw large ratings
0
3
34
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
@donetodeath @themjeans @anchor Nissan stock is already dropping. This is a reckless decision
0
0
34
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 months
@tealord_2001 He’s working brother, that’s work rate
1
0
34
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 years
@darkskinmanson How much you wanna bet this interaction was done by the same social media manager sitting in his apartment high fiving himself?
Tweet media one
0
0
29
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
10 years
#WeCanLandOnACometButWeCant accept that jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel beams. Investigate 9/11
4
20
31
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
3 years
Cmon cmon has reaffirmed that Joaquin Phoenix is the best actor of our generation
0
5
31
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
Dude dead ass came into mineos in a cowboy hat with a padlock as a necklace and asked a group of middle schoolers for a light. Legendary
2
2
31
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
1 year
@staidindoors Me n the homies on guard to protect the driving crooners stickers
Tweet media one
1
3
32
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
Tweet media one
0
6
31
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
3 months
@KXNGAO Listen GCW kicks ass for stuff like this. When the spot is good they cook, but sometimes stuff’s gonna fail. Nature of the beast
1
0
31
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 years
I don't understand, why does Quavo (the strongest migo) not simply eat the other two?
1
5
29
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 months
@GolazoDan Any real journalists at the media scrum will press Tony on this, just saying
0
0
29
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
19 days
@JustinWhang Big AJ’s gonna compete in a double chunk chocolate cookie on a pole match
0
0
30
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 months
@JustinWhang FTW merch is relatively cheap on eBay, just saying. Hidden gem of wrestling merch
2
0
28
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
3 years
Me looking at the Patagonia baggies in my closet as I prepare for warm weather
Tweet media one
1
3
28
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 months
@MainEventChris_ @davboro123 That family guy sketch where Tom cruise is running from the gay thoughts but it’s Malakai running from wrestling 90 second matches on twitter
1
1
27
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
10 months
@INS109876 @gabu_moon Fuck yes. That kicks ass, Sami deserves a cushy AEW contract for sure
1
0
23
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
@dieworkwear Legitimately everyone is just jealous that they don’t have a (and I say this with love) fake computer job
1
0
24
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 years
Tweet media one
0
0
20
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
22 days
As a certified hater, watching the downfall of Mr beast in real time gives me life
@OctopoxYT
octopox
22 days
mr beast really hired a sex offender pedo as a manager for mr beast studios, and they all knew about it and even had a nickname for him called “Delaware” because he is not allowed to be close to a “Delaware” This is looking very fucking bad and now they’re trying to cover it up.
282
3K
23K
2
0
23
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
10 years
@fugazi420 you're on the same label as the wiggles? That's rad as fuck
0
1
18
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 years
If y’all really miss Mac Miller get narcan trained and carry fentanyl test strips. Take care of your friends who use even if you don’t condone it because they’ll never do better if they die.
0
4
22
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 years
@LeahWrest @zmanbrianzane You're not a real wrestling fan if you actually enjoy wrestling
0
0
19
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
A woman called 9 minutes before we closed demanding I make her a pizza and stay open at least an extra 10-15 minutes for her and when I told her no she said "wow, you don't do anything do you?" And I just said "you're right"
1
0
21
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
9 years
@Seinfeld2000 @UberFacts what's the deal with uber facts?
1
2
20
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
9 years
I'm gonna get a solo jazz cup tattooed on myself
1
10
22
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 years
@B_Smith285 @hockeyszn_ @bullyray5150 @BustedOpenRadio This. Passing out shows how effective the submission is while keeping the face resilient. It would've made more sense in the arc they're pushing but it's just a nitpick imo
4
0
17
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
7 years
@WAVVES came out to stone colds entrance music but immediately became cowboy bob orton
Tweet media one
1
2
18
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
8 years
15 likes and I'll steal this pic from chic fil a
Tweet media one
3
1
21
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
9 years
Me once @BandofNOTHING puts tired of tomorrow up for pre order
0
6
19
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
1 year
@hardlorepod St anger goes hard be honest. But also:
Tweet media one
0
0
21
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 years
Wild looking at these 2 pictures next to each other and actually having a perspective on how much weight I’ve lost. On that grind
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
0
21
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
3 months
Tweet media one
0
0
21
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 months
@Maffewgregg This isn’t a hot take this is what made ftr rock
0
0
21
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 years
@twothickscoops When you could land in the enemy’s ship in Star Wars battlefront 2 space battles. Mind blowing experience
1
0
20
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 months
@vintagepuro Often think about how lucky I am that this is the era that I started watching wrestling again. NJPW was on fire
0
0
21
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 years
@Megistrus @davemeltzerWON WWE didn’t screw anyone up because they never intended to use these guys to draw money. The only reason the majority of the roster is there is so they can’t go make money in AEW or NJPW
4
0
20
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
2 years
@level10moby @MenForFieIder They tell the civilians where they’re gonna bomb and they choose to stay
1
0
20
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 months
@BvDpro Imagine a kid coming to go down the slide and triple h goes “take a bump”
2
0
18
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
11 months
@3_maldini3 @annacdemarco Inoki yelling at chono for booking this is my favorite part
0
0
20
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 years
@MatthewJWelty It’s sad that this is literally history repeating itself almost to a T, 100 years apart. Heartbreaking
0
1
18
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
9 years
PSA: don't drag nothing into this scandal
@BandofNOTHING
Nothing®
9 years
@anthonywebster_ @Shotgunrita whoever made the post from the Whirr account does not have ANYTHING to do with my opinions or this band.
3
17
42
0
5
19
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 years
I'd pay alot of money to see a @cultureabuse / @angeldustmoney tour
0
3
20
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 years
@JLaPuma Sad to see a bunch of opportunistic people take advantage of a good movement, hopefully all of this brings about some change and is not for nothing
0
0
18
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
8 years
RIP George Michael 😭😭😭😭
Tweet media one
1
6
18
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 years
@blmaindevil @TeamKanyeDaily You know one of symptoms of bi polar disorder is delusions right? There’s a very good chance that what he’s saying is not based in reality
0
0
18
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
5 years
@BRANDONWARDELL Then it’s super appropriate for them to do digital blackface tbh
0
0
18
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
6 months
@AIRGold_ They gotta stop referencing AEW because none of the WWE casuals watch it. It always feels like the “what’s the matter sid, forgot your scissors?” Line bischoff delivered. Mark madden is somewhere popping big
0
0
2
@fucksamcooper
Sam Cooper
4 years
Hit my weight loss goal. Time to eat a bowl of ice cream
Tweet media one
5
0
18